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October 17, 2011

Am I Jerk For Chasing After Drunk Women?
Image courtesy of They Drunk.

I love party babes because they always know how to get down. They often tend to know how to go down, too, if you know what I mean ("on my cock," if you don't). But there's one thing I always feel a little guilty over whenever I hit on them. The majority of the time, if they're cutting loose at a Drunk Home Party, then chances are more than likely that I'm going to be sleeping with drunk women. Part of me is proud that I just the plural form of the word right there, but part of me is wondering if the only reason I'm scoring two or three chicks at a time is solely because they're under the influence. If you're feeling ashamed of old Adam, today, then let me explain to you why I put myself in those situations.

It's actually pretty simple: fucking drunk women is friggin' awesome! If you don't believe me, then take a look at They Drunk. It has over 260 movies that show off a damn good mix of hardcore penetration, blowjobs, solo fun and even lesbian sex. The kicker is that all of the babes are completely inebriated (or at least a little tipsy) while doing the naughty deeds. The movies come in an excellent-quality Windows Media format, while the photo galleries (of which there are more than 20) all being filled with high-res images. They haven't updated in forever, but your membership comes with access to bonus sites.

For more insight into my drunken debaucheries, check out Real Drunken Girls. It's set in Russia, the icy land of hot chicks and vodka, so you know it's got to be sweet. Well, it is and it isn't. The action is certainly intense and available in high quality, as the movies are all offer good to excellent-quality playback. The problem is that there are less than 50 movies and that updates have stopped indefinitely. Also, you only get vid caps and not actual photo galleries. You do get about 10 bonus sites, though.

By now, I've probably pointed out enough drunk women to get your motors revving, so I'll end today's discussion with info about Drunk Home Party. No, I'm not throwing a bash at my own home, but I wish I was at one of these ones. There are only around 30 mediocre-quality videos and vid caps, but the babes really do seem drunk in them. It's been a while since the last update, though, but you also get access to a bunch of bonus sites.

Posted by Adam Strong at October 17, 2011 1:01 AM

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