Albion and Manchester Love Porn!

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September 14, 2006

HMS Albion and HMS Manchester Love Porn

Picture courtesy of Uniform Zone

Anyone who loves porn should really consider a career in the Navy! We know it’s tough being at sea all those months without a sign of the wife, girlfriend and mistress. It’s great when you get a little shore leave but it’s usually only enough time to get you off the boat, get you off and then get you back onboard again. So what do you do between stints on dry land?

Well, in the British Navy, you get to watch porn! Although you probably won’t find any posters or TV ads that flaunt this feature, what you may hear about is a Navy chaplain who quit his post because of rampant porn on the boats. Reverend Mark Sharpe, a 37year-old former cop who took a position on the HMS Albion and HMS Manchester, says he left the service because of porn and sexual harassment. The Navy’s take on it all was that he missed his wife, which would mean that Sharpe decided that the porn on board was less of a draw than the porn at home. And hey, who would blame him?

The role of a chaplain on board a warship, I’m sure, is important to a lot of people. Clearly, so is the role of porn. If you’re going to take on the duty of protecting your country, and your countries porn stars who are at home, you need to step it up. This Sharpe character wilted away. He has taken up residency at a local parish at home but I feel sorry for those who need his help. He can’t clearly get it together enough to help a shipload of his countries finest. How is he expected to cope when some big-boobed Brit babe slides into his confessional to bare her soul?

Anyway, for the record, the HMS Albion and Manchester love porn, and we at Rabbits love them!

Posted by Wolf at September 14, 2006 11:17 AM

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you are beatyfoul
and your pusssy too!!!

Posted by: Anonymous at August 29, 2007 3:59 PM

you dirty cow your minge looks like half a rotten cabbage.

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Posted by: chilli at October 6, 2007 11:07 PM

I was Albion at the time the man was a prude who had the standards of a 1950's. Chaplains are important to the Navy and this biggest perverts I know in the Navy are Chaplains that is why he didn't fit in

Posted by: Anonymous at November 21, 2009 7:58 PM

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