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September 27, 2012

Adult Sex Sites Have Some Weird Names
Image courtesy of Nachos Killer Pussy.

Just like some parents are naming their offspring after weird shit, I can't help but be bewildered by the names of some porn sites. Of course, I understand that some adult sex sites have odder than usual monikers because certain sitenames are taken and you have to be creative in order to grab up a piece of the online pie. If you name your son or daughter after a piece of fruit or a spell it in some fucked up way (Payshence, Kawner) you're not doing it in the name of getting off so therefore I can't get behind it. I've also had too much caffeine this morning. Let's just talk about the Nachos Killer Pussy, shall we? Now, do they mean the pussy wields deadly weapons and can slay you or are they using "killer" in the super awesome radical tubular way? Let's see if we can find out.

Nachos Killer Pussy is home to Nacho Vidal and his "nacho stick" (read penis). And looking at some of the 105 movies, I can tell you that no pussies or people were harmed in them. I think the "killer" part is that these chicks are so hot and their skills so good that they might just overwhelm a normal dude. But Nacho is no newbie and he knows how to get dolls working on his junk and he knows how to get them cumming too. Or maybe he did since updates the site have stopped. The movies are good in quality and you can also check out vid caps. Twenty-six more adult sex sites can be checked out once you're down with the murderous muffs. These showcase squirting, big cocks, facials, anal and more.

Another somewhat oddball name is Your Dick Fucks. See, it's not actually your dick fucking, now it is? Well, unless you're screwing someone while watching these 41 movies. It's actually Markus's dick that fucks in the good-looking videos. You can slow it down by looking at the 41 photo sets. The problem with some adult sex sites is that they have performers from different countries who don't speak English and that is the case here. You won't be able to decipher what they're saying, but you'll have no trouble understanding things once his cock pops out to be fucked. Updates are monthly for the time being, so while you wait have a look at the eight other network bonuses sites that have butt fucking, squirting and reality smut.

The sitename Rodox just reminds of the word rolodex. And if you don't know what that is, then you can kiss my fat hiney because you're obviously younger than me. (Some say I have a problem with aging, but I think they're full of BS.) In any case, this site brings you classic photos from a Danish magazine that's been around for like 40 years. You won't get any movies here, but picture fans can delight in more than 1,500 photo galleries. The pics are medium-res and are mostly scanned, so they lack a little crispness, but they do provide categories like bizarre sex, schoolgirls, lesbians and anal. You'll have to just be into vintage images to like this site, but if you want movies you can find them on the two vintage bonus sites.

Posted by April Scott at September 27, 2012 6:30 AM

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