Absurd reality porn?

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June 28, 2007

absurd reality porn
Image courtesy of Be The Mask.

Just like the slightly more legitimate 'reality' TV shows, the porn industry has been pumping out more reality themed sites than ever before. The whole reality thing has always bugged me. Old-school or big budget porno may have a fictional plot, but the fucking that you came to see is just as real as amateur or reality sites. We all know that most of the hardcore action on reality sites are no less staged than the action on a Barely Legal tape - why don't we throw out the same tired gimmicks and see some original, absurd reality porn? Porn producers, go nuts - we all know this is fictional, so come up with some setups above and beyond the old "some dudes cruising San Fernando looking for chicks" routine.

When it comes to originality, you can't beat Be The Mask. The premise is as awesome as it is surreal - the producers get some regular Joe to put on a Mexican wrestling mask and have his taste of porn stardom. The hook is that it's not one single guy behind the mask - members can step up to the plate, don the wildly coloured mask, and get down and dirty with a pornstar. It's a cool mix of amateur action (i.e. the dude wearing the mask in any given episode) and pro hotties.

If you like the premise of reality/amateur hardcore but honestly don't give a damn about how 'real' it is, RevengeTV will be right up your alley. The setup is that all of the content was sent in by jilted lovers and ex-husbands, who stole their homemade sex tapes and have posted them online. It's obviously a set-up - some of the performers appear in multiple scenes, and chances are pretty good that the same slut who was whoring it up with one Revenge TV subscriber isn't tag teaming another subscriber. This is like pro wrestling - you have to like the concept without giving a rat's ass about it's authenticity.

Last but certainly not least is the infamous Big Sausage Pizza. If you've checked out the Youtube clip for "Dick in a Box", you probably already have a good idea of what to expect. Some chicks order a pizza, the pizza delivery dude shows up with the cardboard box held in front of his lap, and when the box is opened, surprise! There's an erect wang ready for a little sucking. This site has garnered a lot of word of mouth outside of the porn world, and with good reason.

Hopefully more porn producers will create reality sites which acknowledge that this is all BS, but still manage to be hot and original. It's funny -these staged reality sites are bringing the porn world back to it's scripted roots, and if it continues, well, who knows what the industry will look like in ten years?

Posted by Hans at June 28, 2007 2:00 AM

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