A Sex Video Worth $200 and Your Mother's Dignity

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December 3, 2005

Many people seem compelled to capture memorable moments on video. They’re not recording weddings, school graduations or birthdays, but doing the nasty with a boyfriend or a girlfriend.

Personally, I tend to feel if it’s worth remembering, it’s worth repeating and anything not worth repeating is better off forgotten. Call me unsentimental, but if I want to sleep with an ex, I just do it in the flesh. Sitting at home watching a homemade XXX version of An Affair to Remember isn’t my style, call me unsentimental I guess.

In the beginning, it was just pseudo-celebrity heiresses caught on camera, but now everyday people seem to be having the same troubles. On azcentral.com, I read a story originally from The Canadian Press (11/17/05) about a girl from Peterborough, Ontario, Canada who stole her mother’s camcorder and sold it for $200. Unfortunately, there was a tape still inside, a recording of her mother having sex with her boyfriend (the mother’s boyfriend not the stealing girl’s beau). Her mom only figured out what had happened when the angry boyfriend called complaining his vessel was a bigger video star than the Titanic. The angrily overexposed matriarch then called police to report her errant offspring’s theft.

The 19-year-old daughter, will return to court in early January after pleading guilty to charges of theft under $5,000, failing to attend court and two counts breach of probation last Wednesday.

The lesson for us all to learn here is, first, if you make a sex tape don’t leave it in the camera but keep it in a safe place. Second, if your son or daughter is over 18 and still living at home, make it clear that he/she is old enough to make his/her own sex tape rather than fencing yours.

Posted by Will Peters at December 3, 2005 1:40 AM

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