A New Competitor Has Entered the "World's Heaviest Woman" Ring (I hope it can support them.)

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March 28, 2012

World's Heaviest Woman Competition
Images courtesy of TheLermanReport.com/Topnews.us.

In this corner: She is recently single and earned the record for "World's Heaviest Mother" when she gave birth to her daughter while weighing 532 lbs. On the black mobility scooter, currently weighing in at over 500 lbs (she recently lost 60 pounds from the stress of moving from New Jersey to Ohio), Donna Simpson.

In the other corner: This relative newcomer to the scene has quickly eaten her way past Simpson with her 22,000 calorie-a-day diet and with her recent marriage to chef Parker Clack, she can almost taste her goal of reaching 1,600 lbs. On the red mobility scooter, weighing in at over 700 lbs, Susanne Eman.

Since we have some time to kill before these two fatties get themselves to the center of the ring let's take a look at the history of this heavyweight battle. Actually, before we do that, let's watch a video about how NOT to chop down a big tree that is right beside your house.

Regular readers of my blog might remember my post from last year about Donna Simpson and her id to be the world's heaviest woman. At the time, she was weighing in at over 600 lbs with a goal weight of 1,000 lbs. Since then she has separated from her fiancée and moved to a new state with her kids and, get this, has recently said that she is going to go on a diet!

Now that she doesn't have a man to help feed her and basically do everything around the house that needs doing, she feels that she needs to be at least somewhat mobile for herself and her kids. Her new goal weight is a paltry 370 lbs.

"I need to lose enough weight, so I can do things for myself, like get out of showers." She also has said, "I don't want to be thin. I still will be fat," adding that she's open to starting up her weight gain again if she finds the right person.

I guess Susanne better hope Donna doesn't meet her true match because right now it is looking like she has a clear path to the record books. Thirty-year-old Susanne has said, "The bigger I get, the better I feel. I feel confident and sexy. Why not see how fat I can get? I want to break the stigma that being fat is a bad thing."

At the rate she's going she is going to break every piece of patio furniture she owns before she breaks the stigma. But by the age of 41 or 42 she hopes to be hitting 1,600 lbs and the record for fattest person ever! (The current record is 1,400 lbs by Jon Brower Minnoch, who died in 1983 at the age of 41.)

And finally I had to show you this picture of a pornstar cake. Is it just me or does it not look like Pamela Anderson is riding TinTin, who looks to be dead with his eyes closed and his tongue sticking out.

Pornstar Cake
Images courtesy of WTFNews.org.

Speaking of women and cake, I have for you a site featuring girls who eat lots of cake (Feed Her Fuck Her), girls who sometimes eat cake (Home Made Videos X) and girls who never eat anything, especially cake (Skinny Fans).

Posted by A.K. Anderson at March 28, 2012 1:01 AM

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