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June 6, 2014

A Mobile Plan Is For Porn
Image courtesy of HornyBirds.

Have you ever seen (or at least heard of) Avenue Q? It's a pastiche of Sesame Street aimed for adults. At one point, they have this great song called "The Internet Is For Porn." And it's true, isn't it? Sure, you can also check the news and shop online, but the main reason we love is it for all those porn sites, isn't it? This made me wonder if the reason mobile plans have been getting bigger and bigger is because all that bandwidth is really for letting people watch porn on portable devices. After all, why else would sites like HornyBirdsMobile exist? So sing the new tune, Q fans! "A mobile plan is for porn! (For porn? For porn!) So grab your dick and double-click for porn, porn, porn!"

Off-tune singing aside, I was a little bit disappointed with HornyBirdsMobile. The premise is that it offers up $20,000 to babes who film themselves really partying hard at bachelorette parties and the like. These chicks let their parties really get out of hand, even to the point of sucking and fucking strippers. Where it gets disappointing is that updates are infrequent and there aren't a lot of scenes. You'll only find around 15 movies and roughly 10 photo sets. On the plus side, those vids are all very long and each one looks great.

MassageParlorMobile will put your mobile plan to good use, so be sure to have a decent amount of bandwidth on your plan. I say this because the site offers up over 290 videos and each one is well worth checking out if you're a fan of the massage porn niche. Hot pornstars play the role of the masseuses and this always leads to the client getting full service (meaning handjobs, blowjobs and sex). There aren't any photos here, but the vids come in two sizes, the largest of which always looks good.

Those of you who like Asian chicks or sexy schoolgirls will be glad they checked out SchoolgirlsHDMobile, while those who enjoy both will downright love it. That's because it's got about 95 videos focusing on Japanese babes in school uniforms fucking and sucking. There aren't any photo here, but each video looks good and you also get access to other Japanese porn mobile sites.

Posted by Adam Strong at June 6, 2014 6:30 AM

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