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July 22, 2012

A Mega Cock Amount of Smut
Image courtesy of Pack Of Porn.

I recently read that people have started using the words "cock amount" as a slang term to mean "a crazy amount" on account of how it sounds similar to the word "cockamamie." You know, like how a ton of people say "a fuckload" as synonymous with "a ton" because it sounds like "a truck load." I don't know if it'll catch on, but I think it would be funny to see if my future reviews end up having word strings like "mega cock amount" when discussing a porn pass. It would be especially funny if the Mega Site Pass in question focused exclusively on huge dicks. For those wondering, I am indeed the type of person who loves the "orange you glad I didn't say "banana"?" joke. (Get it? Banana? Big penis? Ha!)

Back to the subject of an actual mega cock, though, I saw a particularly big one over on Premium Pass. I suppose that's to be expected, though, because the site is actually a mega-site, which means it gets you access to a ton of sub-sites. Plus, a bunch of them include the official homes of famous pornstars like Eva Angelina and Gina Lynn. All of that content combined gets you more than 5,165 movies and over 1,795 photo sets. The movies are often available in good quality, with the newer ones being very-impressive HD vids across the network. The pics are all high-res and come in Zip folders.

Mega Site Pass gets you access to a variety of smut, including solo action, reality porn and ebony hardcore. Its assortment of different porn sites means you are free to check out about 2,880 movies and more than 2,000 photo galleries. The number of pic sets actually looks bigger if you were to count them all up, but that's because a bunch of the galleries really just contain screen caps. The others have high-res shots in them, though, while all of the movies seem to be either good in quality or even in HD. On top of all this, you still get access to additional bonus sites.

Pack Of Porn has the least amount of material for you to enjoy, but that doesn't make it any less hot! Its content comes from 13 sites, which amounts to over 1,400 movies and more than 1,200 picture galleries. You can also expect two to three updates a week. Many movies are available in good quality, while a bunch of them are also in HD.

Posted by Adam Strong at July 22, 2012 6:30 AM

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