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January 19, 2012

Woman with Two Vaginas
Image courtesy of NoticiaAldia.com.

Hazel Jones, a 27-year-old hottie from the town of High Wycombe in the U.K., has a condition that gives a whole new meaning to the term "double vag." For those of you unfamiliar with it, since it is used in the porn world, I can tell you that it refers to the sexual act of a woman taking two cocks inside her vagina at the same time. For Hazel, however, it is a literal description of what is going on between her legs. This babe has two vaginas!

I won't get into the medical technicalities of it all, but I will tell you that it is called uterus didelphys and the way it has developed in Hazel is about a "one in a million" condition. She has two vaginas, two cervixes and two separate uteruses. And to answer your questions:

Yes, she can get pregnant in both, so she has to be careful because that could be dangerous.

No, she didn't find out when she was young. In fact, it wasn't until she was 18 and her then-boyfriend told her something was different that she went and had tests done and found out.

Yes, she did have to lose her virginity twice.

No, she isn't going to have corrective surgery. She isn't embarrassed by it. Even stating that "as soon as I found out what it was I told everybody! I thought it was amazing. It's definitely an ice-breaker at parties. If women want to have a look, I'm quite happy to show them."

Hazel is currently in a relationship, but if she was single and I was playing matchmaker, I think I found a guy she could meet!

Once, Twice, Two Times The Penis
Image courtesy of BabyDoll.ws.

As for the dude with a gun up his ass, the story goes as follows:

Actually, wait. Before I get to that, check out this video about the No Pants Subway Ride 2012 that took place within the last week or so in 59 cities and 28 countries around the world.

Okay, now back to gun-up-the-butt guy. Last week, 22-year-old Michael Leon Ward was arrested for speeding in North Carolina. When the cops tried to take him in he resisted and they had to break out the stun gun. Searching his car they found drugs and they also discovered that there was a warrant out for his arrest for a murder in Atlanta, Georgia.

Ward was taken into custody and taken to jail, where he was strip searched and put through the good ol' "squat and cough" routine before being put into a cell. A little while later Ward summoned the cops and claimed that another inmate was trying to kill him and that he had found a gun in his cell.

The police aren't buying the story and are convinced that he had it up his ass and then pushed it out once he was in his cell, which brings up two very important questions in my mind.

First, when did he put it up there? According to the stories I read, he was arrested and then stun gunned and then taken into custody. Once the cops stopped him, there was no time to take the gun and stick it up his ass! And since I can't imagine him doing it while speeding in his car, the only thing that makes sense (and I use that term loosely) is that he had to have it up there prior to that. Right? Why was he driving around with a gun up his ass anyway?

Second, why tell the cops about the gun? Imagine you've gone through all this trouble. You've spent all this time with a gun up your ass and made it past the prison strip search without it being detected. And you were even able to get it out of your ass without causing any damage to yourself. Why, after all that work (painful work I assume), would you then call the cops over and tell them about the gun? Just something to think about, folks!

In honor of today's themes, some porn sites you might wanna check out are: Drilled And Filled (there is some of the traditional double vag there) and since we were also talking about filled asses, 2 In The Stink (covers the double and the anal theme all in one).

Posted by A.K. Anderson at January 19, 2012 1:01 AM

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