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A Guitar, A Stabbing, Breast Milk and Condom Ice Cream

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May 23, 2013

Saucy Bedroom Statue
Image courtesy of Mirror.co.uk.

So many stories, so little time. As I am prone to do when multiple items peak my interest it is time for another multistory post, folks. And let us begin with the picture you see above.

The image was used in an advertisement for a four-bedroom detached house for rent in Sale, Cheshire (U.K.). To some of you, at first glance it might just look like a photo of a bedroom. But as some of you have probably already noticed, the home owners have a, let us call it "saucy," statue sitting right beside their bed.

A Guitar

Just in case you hadn't heard that girls love musicians, a recent scientific experiment done in France showed that a guy carrying a guitar case is more likely to be successful at picking up chicks. You don't even have to be able to play the thing.

A Stabbing

So here's how things went down. Ashley Hunter and Orlando Dewitt were in prison together and arranged to have a threesome when they got out. Now cut to them out of prison. After a night of drinking at a bar Hunter invited a bunch of people back to his place, which led to him and his pal Dewitt getting their threesome on with a woman from the bar.

All good, right? Well, it was, until Hunter asked Dewitt to switch positions. Dewitt refused so Hunter reached into the couch and pulled out a 12-inch-long butcher's knife. (Isn't that where everyone keeps their knives?)

The chick and Dewitt ran into the bathroom. Hunter started banging on the door and telling them to leave his house. Dewitt made a run for it and got stabbed in the arm by Hunter - although he did at least manage to call 911 on his way out the door.

Breast Milk

Check out this video from Dutch Television as the host of a talk show, doing a segment about motherhood, sucks a woman's nipple to try her breast milk.

Condom Ice Cream

I could tell you about it, but it's probably better if you just watch the video yourself. It was made by two Canadian girls living in Japan The video can't be embedded, so you will have to follow the link yourself.

If that last video got you all worked up, then get your mind out of the gutter! And then check out these porn sites: BigMouthfuls, 1000Facials and FacialFest.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at May 23, 2013 12:01 AM

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