A Delicious Steak And A Hot Blowjob, That's How To Satisfy Your Man

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March 11, 2011

Hot Blowjob, How To Satisfy Your Man
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Valentine's Day is supposed to be a day on which lovers celebrate their love and affection for one another, but we all know that it's really a day on which guys are forced to treat the girls in their lives to flowers, chocolates and dinner. Let's be honest here, it's definitely a day designed for women and there's no equivalent for men, or at least there wasn't one until some genius came up with Steak and BJ Day.

Though it's not nearly as well-known as Valentine's Day, Steak and BJ Day is indeed a real thing and it's celebrated annually on March 14. No, really. There's even a Facebook page for it. Anyway, the exact origins of this special day are something of a mystery, but several people have come out and taken credit for its creation in recent years. Despite this, it seems that Tom Birdsey, of the Storm and Birdsey Radio Show, is at least responsible for popularizing this hot blowjob day. In fact, you can go to the show's website and print out greeting cards that were created for Steak and BJ Day back in 2002.

So now that you know that Steak and BJ Day exists, let me tell you ladies how to satisfy your man on the special day. Speaking as a man, I can tell you that we don't want sappy cards, cute teddy bears, red roses, expensive chocolates or dinner at some overpriced restaurant. All we want is a succulent steak and a dick sucking. The meat can be medium rare, but the blowjob needs to be well done, or done well, rather. I should note, however, that there's no rule that says you have to serve the steak before giving the hot blowjob. In fact, you might even want to give the blowjob first because I've heard Dan Savage say that steak makes one's spunk taste bad.

The idea behind Steak and BJ Day is nothing short of brilliance, so it's a little surprising that it isn't more widely known. Part of me can't help but wonder if this isn't due to the work of some secret feminist cabal that is hell-bent on keeping this day under wraps so that it never gains prominence. Then again, it might just be that the very idea behind the day prevents it from being aggressively marketed in the same way that Valentine's day is. I mean, can you imagine students in elementary school decorating their classrooms with Steak and BJ Day decorations like they do for Valentine's Day?

Gentlemen, I think we can all agree that Steak and BJ Day deserves more recognition that it gets and the only way that's going to happen is if we go out and raise awareness. Tell your friends, tell your family and most of all, tell your significant other. Also, be sure to take your calendars and circle the date March 14. If your wife or girlfriend asks you what's so special about March 14, you just look them in the eye and say "that's the day that you're making me a juicy steak and giving me a hot blowjob!"

Posted by Will Peters at March 11, 2011 8:01 AM

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My girlfriend and I celebrated S&BJ Day last year and it was the best.

Posted by: Satisfied at March 12, 2011 8:03 AM

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