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July 24, 2013

Gross Fast Food Instagram Photos
Image courtesy of Gawker.com.

Remember a little while back there was that dude who posted a picture of himself licking a stack of Taco Bell taco shells? Well, that guy looks like the epitome of class and maturity compared to the most recently fired fast-food employee in the news.

Ian Jett, known as weedpriest on Instagram, was an employee at a Subway in Columbus, Ohio, until he posted pictures of himself on Instagram rubbing his penis on the store's sandwich bread with the caption: "My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today." And that's not all. He also posted a picture of a plastic bottle with a frozen yellow liquid inside and the caption: "Today at work I froze my pee."

Maybe this will make me sound like a cranky old man, but I just have to ask, "WHY!?" I don't get it. I want to argue that this is a subversive act. That it is some kind of protest and comment against corporations and the political system that has corrupted and co-opted our beliefs. But I can't. This is just some idiot posting pictures of his dick on bread and a bottle of his frozen piss!

All I have to say is Quiznos is so much better anyway!

And speaking of the subway, you thought morning rush hour was crowded in your city?

Our next penis story is about Nick Gilronan, a 27-year-old UPS worker from Queens, NY. Nick recently beat out five other competitors to win a contest that most men wouldn't even compete in. Nick "The Delivery Man" Gilronan was crowned the winner of Brooklyn's Smallest Penis Contest.

Brooklyns Smallest Penis
Image courtesy of Brokelyn.com.


Nick won $200 to go along with his title and although his cock might be tiny, his self-esteem sure isn't. "The size of a man's penis does not matter for who he is as a person or in a relationship," he said. "I'm hoping this will look brave to guys who have self-esteem issues and make them feel better about themselves."
In honor of Nick's proud victory, here are a couple sites whose stars are also rocking little wieners: MyTinyDick and TheMinion.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at July 24, 2013 1:01 AM

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