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June 30, 2014

Casual Sex is GOOD for You!

Casual Sex is GOOD for You!
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Guys, next time you are at a bar, chatting up some lady and you invite her back to your place and she says no because she doesn't like to have casual sex you tell her that, actually, casual sex is GOOD for her! And when she laughs and says that you are just saying that to get her into bed you go ahead and break out the research that I am about to provide you with.

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I Hear a Girl Masturbating

I Hear A Girl Masturbating
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I often have trouble sleeping and that was the case last night. I found myself tossing and turning in bed when a strange sound caught my ear. I got up to investigate and quickly realized that what I was hearing was the sound of a girl masturbating in the apartment next door. The buzz of her vibrator and her sexy moans got me really horny and as soon as she finished up, I ran to my computer to check out some masturbation porn. I started by visiting a website called PornstarTease.

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June 29, 2014

I Don't Care About Hollywood's New Movies Coming Out

I Don't Care About Hollywood's New Movies Coming Out
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It's tax season where I live which means summer blockbuster season is just around the corner. I used to always look forward to this, but the Hollywood machine is so friggin' expensive! So much so, in fact, that I really don't care to find out what new movies coming out might be worth seeing this summer. Two tickets, a large popcorn and two drinks sets you back about $40 nowadays! I've always been the cheapest of fuckers, but this time I know it's not just me. Why? Because I can literally check out hundreds of porno movies for half that price. With that mind, which do you think I'm likely going to do in July? Sign up to a frequent theatre-going points club or to a site like WCPClub?

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June 28, 2014

Check Out Reality Porn Since Reality Bites

Check Out Reality Porn Since Reality Bites
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The last time I went out HuntingForPussy I walked away with an empty wallet thanks to all the drinks I had to buy for women (stupid outdated sexist social conventions). Also, I didn't get any pussy. I'm starting to with the dating scene was a lot more like reality porn sites because most people I know aren't getting as much strange as they'd like and the strange they are getting tends to look a lot stranger than they'd like it to be. Hooking up with total babes is made to look so easy in reality porn scenes, but actual reality bites.

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June 27, 2014

Twistys Is Home to Gorgeous Girls like Katie Jordin

Twistys Is Home to Gorgeous Girls like Katie Jordin
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There are lots of sites on the Internet that bring you hot babes, but the website known as Twistys is really one of the better ones. It's packed with gorgeous girls and the one you see pictured here is just one of the many cuties that are featured in its content. Her name is Katie Jordin and the fact that you can see this beauty get naked on the website is reason enough to get yourself a membership to it.

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A Chick With A Bigass Big Ass

A Chick With A Bigass Big Ass
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Being an amazing best friend, I totally resisted the urge to sleep with my buddy's ex on the night she came looking for me for revenge sex. Also, being an incredibly talented writer, I can totally come up with the right words to describe why that's a lie and I actually fucked her brains out as soon as she gave me the chance. She has a bigass big ass. No, that's not a typo. She's doesn't just a big booty or even a bigass butt. She's worthy of being on porn sites like ExtremeAsses, because she has a big ass that's just bigass in the sense of hugely huge instead of just huge or hugely big.

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June 26, 2014

Watching Adult Hardcore Porn Like Civilized Adults

Watching Adult Hardcore Porn Like Civilized Adults
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I was on the subway the other day when I overheard two hipsters talking about all the hipster topics. They were listening to certain musicians before it was cool. They watched the original Batman movies before the franchise was rebooted. They used to go to a restaurant all the time when it was new, but now it's too crowded. Oddly enough, the conversation even talked about hardcore sex sites at one point. Apparently, there's "banal hardcore porn" and "adult hardcore porn." The difference is that the mainstream sites these days are so repetitive and pedantic, but the ones these hipsters are into are so unique and almost magical. Yeah, no. Porn is porn is porn. There's good smut and bad smut, for sure, but unless you're talking about MagikSex, the use of the word "magical" is a bit too pretentious for me.

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June 25, 2014

Let El Storm Play With Her Hitachi Magic Wand

Let El Storm Play With Her Hitachi Magic Wand
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Just like with El Nino, the super sexy El Storm is a force of nature. She takes control of every scene she stars in and the effects of getting a blowjob from her are much more powerful than the blowing winds of any hurricane or tropical storm. She doesn't just use her mouth to get people off, though. She also uses her hands, pussy and sex toys. Toys like the Hitachi magic wand that she uses on many of her costars from the Tainster network. Heck, she even lets you watch it as she uses it on herself! It's no wonder this chick can be found on several sites from the incredible porn network.

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Girls Sucking Big Dicks

Girls Sucking Big Dicks
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You know how you sometimes find inspiration in the weirdest places? Well, I didn't know what to write about today until I stepped outside for a minute and got into an argument with a couple of jerks. As it dawned on me that I was dealing with big dicks, I remembered that it had been a while since I last blogged about websites where you can see girls sucking big dicks and getting fucked by some as well. As it hit me, I rushed back up to the office so that I could write this and bring sites like BlackReignX to your attention.

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June 24, 2014

Why Today's Post Is A Voyeur Blog

Why Today's Post Is A Voyeur Blog
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I find that the world gives voyeurs a bad wrap. If you try to peep on hotties in real life, you run the risk of getting caught. Sure, that's part of the appeal for some people, but the hefty ticket and possible jail time just isn't worth the risk. So for today, I'm going to do my fellow peepers a solid and turn the Rabbits Porn Blog into the Rabbits Voyeur Blog. Oh, we'll still talk about porn, but today's specialty will be all about what voyeur porn sites can make you feel like you're getting the most voyeurism for your dollar-ism. So come take a journey into porn's VoyeurRealm!

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June 23, 2014

Dude Accused of Masturbating at Walmart

 Accused Of Masturbating At Walmart
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In my never-ending quest for stories to share with you I come across tons like this one about Derek Bennett and his Tulsa, Oklahoma, Walmart masturbation session. However, what made this one stand out for me were three things.

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Purchasing An iPhone 5s For Porn

Purchasing An iPhone 5s For Porn
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I was looking at phones and tablets on the weekend and couldn't figure out what to buy. I've been too cheap to get the high-end tablet that I've wanted forever, especially since it's also time to finally ditch my flip phone for a smartphone. My friend insists that I get the best of both worlds buy getting an iPhone 5s, but I don't know if that's really powerful enough for me. In truth, the main reason I want a tablet is for browsing mobile porn sites. I like larger screens for mobile porn. I just fear that the big boobs on sites like AVTitsMobile won't look as large as I want them to on a screen smaller than 10.9". What are your thoughts, folks? Is getting an iPhone 5s for porn a good idea? Comment below so I can finally make up my mind.

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June 22, 2014

18 Year Old Porn Scenes Are Not Retro

18 Year Old Porn Scenes Are Not Retro
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My friend insists on telling me how 18 year old porn scenes are retro. It's actually (what he thinks is) a witty play on words. He doesn't meant that porn scenes from 18 years ago are retro, he's actually referring to teen porn! Isn't that hilarious? Yeah, someone should tell my buddy that his not-so-smart joke only works if 18-year-old chicks can be considered retro. Obviously you can't, since being SpunkyTeens is pretty much the exact opposite of retro. At least he stopped asking me who's on first.

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June 21, 2014

White Babes and Big Black Cocks

White Babes and Big Black Cocks
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Have you been getting frustrated by all the talk about racism that's been in the news as of late? Well, if you have, I'd like to help reassure you that people of different races can indeed get along perfectly well. To do so, I'll simply point you toward a few websites that focus on interracial sex, including one called ShaneDieselsBanginBabes that features white babes who love big black cocks. You can read about them here and then go check them out the next time you hear a story about some racist motherfucker who said some stupid, bigoted shit.

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June 20, 2014

Jenna Lovely Is a Gorgeous Czech Woman

Jenna Lovely Is a Gorgeous Czech Woman
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Yep, I'm back on the Tainster mega porn site today. This time, it's because of a Czech Woman named Jenna Lovely. She's the beauty that you see pictured here. I stumbled across her completely by accident and now I can't get enough of her. Lucky for me, she appears in a whole bunch of scenes featured on the network.

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Swapping Buddhist Zen For Pornstar Serenity

Swapping Buddhist Zen For Pornstar Serenity
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The woman I'm seeing has been pushing me to take a yoga class with her because she wants us to work out together, but she only does GYM classes whereas I prefer pumping iron and hitting the elliptical. Somehow, the "Buddhist-like zen feel" can be obtained from yoga. I like sweating from having done it downward facing doggy style as much as the next guy, but that doesn't mean I want to have to twist myself into all sorts of awkward positions for the sake of "zen." I can get that same sense of spiritual clarity with a bottle of lube and a video starring hot pornstars. Seriously, all it takes is watching babes like TiffanyBrookesXXX getting it on will help me reach a pornstar serenity. That's not to say you shouldn't do yoga, per se. It's more that it's just not for me.

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June 19, 2014

Exotic Indian Adult Movies

Exotic Indian Adult Movies
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Authentic Indian porn can be really tough to come by. That's because over there, making Indian adult movies is against the law. Or selling it is. I forget which. But either way, it means there's not a whole lot of selection for us to choose from. The good news is that I know where to find a lot of Indian porn movies. Call it a perk of being a porn site reviewer. Having literally looked at more than 1,000 sites in the last year alone, I saw numerous sites with the odd Indian-American babe or a Latina being passed off as one, but these ones stood out the most for me since they starred actual Indian hotties. I'm talking about sites like IndianSexLounge.

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June 18, 2014

Cute Pornstars from Europe like Jenny De Lugo

Cute Pornstars from Europe like Jenny De Lugo
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A few months ago, I found myself spending quite a bit of time on the mega porn site known as Tainster. I took a bit of a break from it, but now I'm right back to enjoying its websites and its cute pornstars. It was actually discovering one of the network's girls that got me to return. I found a picture of a babe named Jenny De Lugo (she's the beauty pictured here) and immediately decided that I needed to see more of her. Learning that she made a number of appearances on the mega-site, I set out to give it another look.

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Turning To Pay Per View Porn

Turning To Pay Per View Porn
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I've been trying to get my brother to switch to a monthly plan with his cell phone company because he's been with them for years on a pay-as-you-go setup. Considering the amount of money he spends on texts, minutes and phones, a monthly plan would get cover all those things at a lower cost. When it comes to good pay per view, I can see the appeal of being able to just go up and buy exactly what you want and walk away with no extra strings attached. That's why I sometimes check out pay per view porn sites like ScoreOnDemand.

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June 17, 2014

Boning The Prettiest Pornstar

Boning The Prettiest Pornstar
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I'm sure you've done like me and imagined yourself fucking a plethora of sexy pornstar babes (heck, I bet some of those fantasies involved getting it on with many of them at the same time). Having met a few in person over the years, their flirtatious comments about how I should work in front of the cameras instead of behind them have often got me wondering what it would be like to get paid to bone the prettiest pornstar. Fucking her would be worth it on its own, but to be paid on top of things? Thoughts like these make me jealous of the star of JohnnyCastleUnleashed.

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June 16, 2014

Taking A Glance At The Future Of Cyber Sex With Google Glass

Taking A Glance At The Future Of Cyber Sex With Google Glass
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So pretty much everybody has heard about Google Glass by now. Even Saturday Night Live did a funny bit about the product during one of its Weekend Update segments last year. If you haven't heard of it, the nickel tour explanation is that it's basically a pair of glasses with an interface that lets you record what you see, communicate via an interface and basically keep track of news and stuff almost like you would with regular mobile devices. It advertises itself as being "designed for those who move," but it's perfect for couch potatoes, too, since the whole point is that it keeps your hands free of that pesky smartphone for more important stuff like playing tennis, jogging or reaching for a bottle of lube with one hand while you slip the other one down the front of your shorts. Take a look at one of the many ways people can use Google Glass:

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I Could Have Started My Own Amateur Adult Site

I Could Have Started My Own Amateur Adult Site
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My brother somehow convinced me to go to a party with him out in the suburbs. I really didn't want to go because I figured that the party would be boring and lame, but the SuburbanSluts in attendance made sure that it was anything but. I don't know what was up with these girls, but they were hot, horny and willing to get nasty in front of others. If I'd had a camcorder with me, I could have shot enough footage to start my very own amateur adult site. Unfortunately, I didn't, so I can't provide you amateur porn lovers with the kind of stuff you like to see. Thankfully, though, there are plenty of sites out there that can hook you up.

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June 15, 2014

Peeping A Good Voyeur Web Site

Peeping A Good Voyeur Web Site
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I'm not a big fan of the voyeurism porn niche. That's not to say I hate the genre - oh jeez, is that far from the truth. What I don't like about it is how weak I find the selection to be. There's just not enough porn sites for voyeurs in my opinion, so when you do find one, I often get the impression the makers are halfassing things instead of treating you to a big PublicInvasion because they know people will join because it's so niche. I think I found more than one voyeur web site with serious potential, but I don't know if they're worth joining just yet. Check them out and leave a comment here so I can get your opinions.

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June 14, 2014

Belle Knox's Panties Sold Out

Bellle Knox In Her Panties
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Maggie's Toronto Sex Workers Action Project is an organization advocating on behalf of sex workers in Canada and they need money. Of course you want to support them, but just like with your local PBS station, you probably haven't actually done anything about it. Well, two people who have put their money where their mouth is (well, not literally, because then there would be lots of dollar bills on dudes' cocks) are Belle Knox and Tasha Reign.

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Dirty Toon Porn

Dirty Toon Porn
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Do you get annoyed when people tell you that you're too old for comics or cartoons? Well, the next time someone tries to tell you that, you can grab them by the ear, drag them to your computer and introduce them to some dirty toon porn. Seeing some hot hentai sex on a site like Puuko might just be enough to get them off your back. Seeing what they've been missing out on might even get them interested in cartoons.

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June 13, 2014

Porn Previews The World Cup

Porn Previews The World Cup

The 2014 FIFA World Cup has started. Are you ready to find out who the favorites are and the schedule? Who am I kidding, I don't give any form of shit about soccer. If I did, I would be working for a soccer review site, now wouldn't I? A sports-minded coworker had to tell me that there are 11 players on each team. I didn't even know that. All I know about this sport is David Beckham and all I wonder is how his abs taste. Anyhow, I think it's obvious that my area of expertise is NOT this sport that involves a shit-ton of running, so I'm going to pretty much ignore the whole FIFA thing and instead focus on pornstars from the countries that are considered the "favorites" this year. And you'll notice I threw in some Top 10 search results for every country since the lists mostly are made up of XXX terms. Why is that? Because fuck sports; porn rules.

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Beware the Hidden Camera Tanning Salon

Beware the Hidden Camera Tanning Salon
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Are you planning on visiting a tanning salon anytime soon? If so, you should be very careful about which one you go to. I say this because there's such a thing as a hidden camera tanning salon and you probably don't want to go to such a place. These establishments operate like normal tanning salons, but they have spy cams that record every move that their clients make. The resulting footage is then made available to anyone and everyone interested in seeing it on websites such as CzechSolarium.

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June 12, 2014

Let's Check Out Some Hot Models

Let's Check Out Some Hot Models
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A feminist friend of mine claims that beauty pageants and the Victoria's Secret fashion shows are sexist. I guess I agree with that statement, because the whole point of a beauty pageant is measuring someone one their appearance, attitude and personal beliefs on airheaded subject matters. Meanwhile, Victoria's Secret fashion shows are for selling lingerie nobody can afford for insanely anorexic body types (and no, my opinion does not necessarily reflect all the good folks at RabbitsReviews). I will, however, fully acknowledge that both those events have some seriously hot models. Some people argue that porn is also sexist, but I actually disagree for a variety of reasons. I've seen several model sites that let all the attention focus on the babes themselves instead of just treating them like interchangeable sets of tits and asses. LittleCaprice is one such site.

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June 11, 2014

Watching Chicks Suck Dick Doesn't Suck

Watching Chicks Suck Dick Doesn't Suck
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You know what sucks? Spending time outdoors when it's -40 and snowing. You know what doesn't suck, though? Staying inside instead and watching hot chicks suck dick. Winter's just getting started and I'm already sick of the cold. I'd sleep right through the season if I could, but given the fact that can't hibernate, I fully intend to do the next best thing and just lock myself in my office and watch hot babes give blow jobs until the weather improves. WeLikeToSuck might just be one of the websites I visit over the next little while.

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June 10, 2014

My Buddy Lost All His Adult Flicks

My Buddy Lost All His Adult Flicks
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I feel really bad for my buddy. His computer just died and because of that, he lost the massive collection of porn movies that he'd acquired over the years. Lucky for my pal, it shouldn't be too hard for him to put together a new collection of adult flicks. After all, there are sites out there like VideosZ that provide you with a wealth of content the second you sign up for a membership.

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June 9, 2014

Find Some Time for Female Porn Stars

Find Some Time for Female Porn Stars
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It's easy to start feeling down when the skies are grey and it's cold outside, but I find that making some time for famous porn stars can really do wonders for one's mood. If I'm having a bad day or the weather's crummy, I'll often go visit sites devoted to hot babes like JelenaJensen or other female porn stars. It really boosts my spirit and it also inspires me to do other things that soon have me feeling much better. I'm sure you know what I mean.

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June 8, 2014

A Summertime Orgy Story

A Summertime Orgy Story
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It's summer! The time of festivals, barbecues and raunchy gangbangs. Well, at least it is in my neck of the woods. I've already been invited to two group sex events this season, but so far I've turned them both down. Having an orgy story under your belt is liberating, but BoundGangBangs just aren't my thing - at least, not when the locale used and the chick being banged both look sketchy (I'm horny enough in the summer so that one or the other is fine, though).

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I'm Lovin' Latina Porno

I'm Lovin' Latina Porno
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With the winter fast approaching, people are keeping warm by bundling up. Not me, though. I'm keeping toasty by remaining indoors and sitting at my computer witch I can heat things up whenever I want by visiting some Latina porno sites. There are lots of places online where you can find some amazing Latina pussy and I'm going to use today's blog to tell you about a few of the ones that I've been enjoying as of late. Let me start by giving you some info about a site called LatinaSexTapes.

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June 7, 2014

Pretty Party Girls

Pretty Party Girls
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I got together with a few of my good buddies the other night and we had a great time reminiscing about the good old days. We spent quite a bit of time talking about our many drunken nights out on the town and the chicks that we'd pick up while out at bars and clubs. I can't enjoy party girls like I used to these days, but I can enjoy the next best thing, which is checking out websites like TheVIP where party babes are the main attraction.

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June 6, 2014

Survey Confirms People Pee in the Ocean

She Pees In The Sea
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I will admit that I have an irrational fear of sharks and, as such, am not a big fan of swimming in the ocean. However, I will also admit that the few times I have ventured into the salty ocean waters I have almost always taken a leak while in there - and I am not alone.

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I Spy Sexy Amateurs

I Spy Sexy Amateurs
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Inspiration can strike at any time and come from unlikely places. Case in point, a little earlier I was sitting here trying to think about something to blog about when something caught my eye on a nearby rooftop. There was a guy with a camera and he was snapping pictures of these two girls in bikinis who were kissing and fondling one another. Soon the bikinis came off and I realized that these people were creating their own amateur porn. Once they finished up, I decided to write about sexy amateurs. Read on and I'll tell you about a few websites that you might enjoy. Let me start with one called FunMovies.

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A Mobile Plan Is For Porn

A Mobile Plan Is For Porn
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Have you ever seen (or at least heard of) Avenue Q? It's a pastiche of Sesame Street aimed for adults. At one point, they have this great song called "The Internet Is For Porn." And it's true, isn't it? Sure, you can also check the news and shop online, but the main reason we love is it for all those porn sites, isn't it? This made me wonder if the reason mobile plans have been getting bigger and bigger is because all that bandwidth is really for letting people watch porn on portable devices. After all, why else would sites like HornyBirdsMobile exist? So sing the new tune, Q fans! "A mobile plan is for porn! (For porn? For porn!) So grab your dick and double-click for porn, porn, porn!"

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June 5, 2014

Be Good Or You'll Get An Erotic Spank

Be Good Or You'll Get An Erotic Spank
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My friend has been experimenting with BDSM lately, focusing mostly on being handcuffed or tied up with rope. Recently, however, she experienced HerFirstPunishment. She says she was role playing with her Dom and that she was whiny brat who wouldn't do as she was told. The result of which, naturally, was a harsh spanking. She explained that despite the fact that "they kept it simple" by doing nothing but open-palmed tapping against her bare butt, she was brought to near orgasm with each erotic spank after the other. Well, I could have told her that would have happened!

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June 4, 2014

Athlete Foot Is Sexy? Say What?

Athlete Foot Is Sexy? Say What?
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Friday night is a great night. You recently got paid, the work week is officially over and because the day after is Saturday, you can stay up late getting drunk. Am I the only one who finds it hard to communicate on those nights, though? I always get groggy after a long day of work and it's always at its worst when on Friday. Because of that, my initial reaction to hearing that my friend finds athlete's foot sexy grossed me out. It would have grossed him out, too, had that actually been what he said. It turns out he's got the regular kind of foot fetish, just that he prefers the feet of athletes whenever possible for his FootWorship purposes. In other words, he's got an athlete foot fetish and not a fungal infection foot fetish.

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June 3, 2014

Searching For A Hot Blonde Babe

Searching For A Hot Blonde Babe
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Yesterday I found myself looking for the rarest porn niche imaginable - a blonde babe with big tits. Also, it was only difficult to find because I was really, really drunk while searching. For example, there are no Qs in "big tits," but that certainly didn't stop my fingers hitting the key four times whenever I tried to find my coveted sexy models with fair hair and large knockers. What sparked my desire to see the type of chick you'd normally find on sites like DDFBeauties was the fact that I saw a total babe just like that at the bar. Needless to say, I didn't succeed in taking her home.

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June 2, 2014

Big Boobs Porn Is Awesome

Big Boobs Porn Is Awesome
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If you've ever read any of his reviews before, then chances are you know that A.K. is all about the butt. I find that, because of luck of the draw, I haven't had enough of my favorite type of porn sites to review in order to give off that same impression like he does. Allow me to blunt - I love huge juggs. Seriously, big boobs porn is just amazing. There's nothing I love more than signing into a site and watching a seriously stacked hottie like the very BustyMerilyn shed her clothes and play with her globes. Whether it's a softcore scene, a lesbian video or hardcore action I'm watching, I'm always happy as long as least one of those chicks has pair of big boobies.

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June 1, 2014

Rabbits In Review: May

Rabbits In Review: May

It's that time again, dear friends. Rabbits In Review time, of course. The month of May has cum and it has gone. I bet there was actually quite a bit of cumming since May is, as I'm sure you know, National Masturbation Month. Well, around these here parts every month is Masturbation Month. Because we review porn, get it? OK, before I make any more bad jokes, let's talk about what's new and what's kind of new-ish.

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A Raunchy Hardcore Fucking

A Raunchy Hardcore Fucking
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It's the day before V-Day as I write this and you know what that means! That's right, pussy in less than 24 hours! Oh, sorry, "Valentine's." I keep forgetting that society demands we go through the song and dance of buying each other overpriced and very clichéd cards ("I Heart You!"), nasty overpriced chocolates (is it just me, or do they cut back on the quality this time of year?), shiny overpriced jewelry ($14 for street beads? Lame!) and ridiculously overpriced hotel rooms (why does paying by the hour cost the same as a nightly rate on February 14?) before we can get our freak on. Vagina Day, sorry - "Valentine's Day" should be about we want: great sex and nothing but. Seriously, I wish we could just skip straight to the hardcore fucking. Aah, it's just as well. I've got no girlfriend this year around anyway. However, I can still skip to the great stuff thanks to Saboom.

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