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May 31, 2014

Time To Watch Some Hot Lesbian Videos

Time To Watch Some Hot Lesbian Videos
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BC Jean wrote a song that got plagiarized by one of Beyonce's managers called "If I Were A Boy." If you haven't heard the megahit by now (both Bs have great versions of the song, by the way), it's about how BC Jean would act in a relationship if she were male instead of female. There's something AboutGirlsLove that's just so different from the way guys act - both in and out of the bedroom. Because of this, I love watching hot lesbian videos and I'm sure I'm not the only one. So if you'll let me turn things around, if I were a girl, I'd be a lesbian so as to get me some of that incredible girl on girl action.

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May 30, 2014

A World Map of Stereotypes

Stick Figure Stereotypes
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I love maps. I know it is a little weird, but I have always liked looking at maps and also as just art pieces. I had a huge world map on the wall in my living room for years. So I have seen many different kinds of maps, but I have never seen one like the "Political Map of World Stereotypes," created by artist Martin Vargic.

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Soft Porn To Get You Hard

Soft Porn To Get You Hard
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Some of you may be arguing that the title of today's blog is leaving out the female half of our readers. Uh, excuse me, but that would mean you're the one thinking I'm referring exclusively to a guy's dick, so who's the sexist now? Have you ever heard of the fabled "ladyboner" before? It's when a chick gets so turned on that her clit and nipples become at least as hard as an erect cock. So actually, I was leaving out the guys when I was saying that soft porn can get you hard! I'm just kidding! Stunningly sexy softcore content is for everybody and today I've got some sites for you that aren't just for getting off to, but also have real artistic merit to them. I'm talking about sites like MCNudes.

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May 29, 2014

You're Watching Amateur Home Video

You're Watching Amateur Home Video
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Not sure how this happened, but I found myself watching America's Home Videos for the first time since Bob Saget used to host it (yes, I had too much free time on my hands that night. Shut up.) and misheard the title as Amateur Home Video. This got me thinking about what it would be like if there actually was a TV show that showed nothing but porn bloopers starring sexy amateur chicks. In my head, it was really hot, so I hope someone in TV land gets on that for us and soon. I don't know about you, but I want to watch me some kinky HomePornoTapes!

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May 28, 2014

She's Just Turned 18 And Ready To Fuck!

She's Just Turned 18 And Ready To Fuck!
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I'm officially a dirty old man. My ex's younger sister just turned 18 and ready to start fucking guys who are older than 25. Guess who's 29 years old! I'll give you a hint: he's got two thumbs, writes porn reviews for a living and - wait, that joke doesn't work if you can't see me. It's me, I'm the guy who's 29. I'm also the guy who likes meeting teens who love having sex, especially with guys like me, since I'm a guy like me. The fact that she's a Stunning18 year old and that feeding her my cock would piss of my ex is just icing on the cake. Which reminds me, I should buy some cake icing to lick off those perky little tits of hers.

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David S. Goyer Says She-Hulk Is A "Giant Green Pornstar."

David S. Goyer Says She-Hulk Is A Giant Green Pornstar.
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David S. Goyer, who has recently been a major power player for DC Comics on properties like the upcoming Batman v. Superman: Dawn Of Justice film and the Constantine television series, recently appeared on a screenwriter's podcast making comments that didn't sit too well with Marvel Comics fans. He claimed that "the Hulk was this classic male fantasy" appealing to geeky readers who were bullied. He went on to claim that She-Hulk was then an extension of that same power fantasy simply so the Hulk would have someone to get it on with. "So it's like if I'm going to be this geek who becomes the Hulk," he elaborated, "then let's create a giant green pornstar that only Hulk could fuck." Maybe he thinks this way because he saw that She-Hulk porn parody from Vivid starring Chyna or just watches too many HustlerParodies in general.

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May 27, 2014

A Hottie With A Body To Die For

A Hottie With A Body To Die For
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I've got a friend who is a total hottie. Having both brains and beauty, she told me she's got a 10-year plan to make a ton of money off being a solo model and then to invest all of those earnings in mutual funds. I work in a porn review company and invest all my earnings in chocolate and Subways foot longs. Not their stocks or anything - I see tasty food, I buy tasty food and I eat tasty food. Call it a short term investment. As for my friend, she figures she'll run a small site like how McKenzieMiles does.

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May 25, 2014

A Tight End With A Tight Ass

A Tight End With A Tight Ass
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To say that my friend is a fitness enthusiast would be an understatement. She's runs 3K every other day, hits the gym every morning and evening, and will not shut up about sports. Also, she only dates athletes. Lately she's been seeing a member of her university's women's football team. I used to roll my eyes whenever women say that NFL players all have sexy asses, but after going to one of the school's games, I can attest that my friend's date is a tight end with a tight ass! Seriously, are all football uniforms designed to show off RoundJuicyButts or is it just this university's?

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May 23, 2014

ATMs and Sex

ATM Sex Couple
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In the porn world seeing the acronym ATM and the word "sex" in the same sentence isn't weird at all. For those of you not up on your porn acronyms, ATM stands for "ass to mouth," which is used to describe sex that involves something going up an ass and then into that person's mouth (usually the person is a girl and usually the "something" is a cock). But that isn't the case with these two stories.

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May 21, 2014

Who's Up For Tons Of Drunken Sex?

Who's Up For Tons Of Drunken Sex?
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I live in Canada. We won the Winter Olympics this year. Not in medal count, but by taking gold in men and women's curling and, more importantly, for men and women's hockey. Needless to say, that was a weekend with lots of celebrating going on. Naturally, all that celebrating led to me and many others having tons of sex while wasted. Seriously, I think I'm still a bit buzzed. But all of that drunken sex is to be expected whenever you PartyHardcore.

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May 19, 2014

Hot Girls Sucking Dick

Hot Girls Sucking Dick
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It isn't for common for me to remember my dreams, though I can certainly recall the one I had last night. I won't go into great detail about what happened in it, but I will say that it was like something out of a porn, as it involved a whole team of cheerleaders who wanted to show me that they could give the best blow jobs. Needless to say, the dream got me very excited and when I woke up all I wanted to do was get a real blowjob. Unfortunately, that wasn't possible, so I settled for the next best thing and visited OnlyTeenBlowjobs where I was able to watch hot girls sucking dick.

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May 17, 2014

The End of the Med School Virgin Saga

Hanna Kern aka Elizabeth Raine
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A few weeks ago I talked about "med school virgin" Elizabeth Raine revealing her face on her website and extending her auction in order to allow more people to bid on the privilege to deflower her. If you were wondering what has happened since, I will tell you.

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May 15, 2014

So It Turns Out My Neighbor Wears Lace Lingerie

So It Turns Out My Neighbor Wears Lace Lingerie
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I saw the girl who lives next door hanging some stuff on her clothesline yesterday. While watching her, I came to learn that she owns some really sexy underwear and some lace lingerie. She's really hot and has a great body, so I'd love to see her wearing the stuff she was hanging up to dry. Maybe I'll get the chance the next time she forgets to clothes her bedroom curtains. Until then, I'll have to get my cuties in undergarments fix from lingerie porn sites like BabyDollsOnFire.

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May 13, 2014

Let Me Tell You about Some Famous Pornstars

Let Me Tell You about Some Famous Pornstars
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I sometimes get asked to blog about specific websites or certain kinds of sites. Recently, I've gotten a number of requests to write about websites devoted to famous pornstars. I've been asked about the official sites of porn stars AshlynnBrooke, FlowerTucci and Kathia Nobili, so today I'm going to tell you everything I know about them.

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May 11, 2014

I've got a Japanese MILF Hitting on Me

I've got a Japanese MILF Hitting on Me
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A new fruit store has opened up near my place and I've been going to it quite a bit. Its prices are great and the woman who works there is absolutely stunning. She's a Japanese MILF and she hits on me every time I step into her shop. My girlfriend will likely forbid me from going there if she ever finds out. Should that day come, I'll be forced to get my fill of older women from the Far East from Asian porn sites like HeyMILF, Japanese Matures and JPMILFs.

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May 9, 2014

What Kind Of Porn Do Women Watch? The Good Kind!

What Kind Of Porn Do Women Watch? The Good Kind!
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Every now and then I get asked industry-related questions by people who don't work in porn. Usually it's stuff like "what's the most popular niche?" or "what's the average dick size?" or "what's the hottest thing you've ever seen on a site you had to review?" The most recent question caught me off guard, though. It was "what kind of porn do women watch?" and what made it really surprising was that it came from a woman. She explained that there's just so much degradation in conventional porn that she couldn't find sites like LustCinema that cater more to what women want. So much so, in fact, that she gave up on watching porn in general! I'm glad she asked me, because it gave me the idea to let you all know about porn sites for women.

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May 7, 2014

Topless Book Club

Topless Book Club
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I would like to read more. Lately life has been a little busy and I haven't been reading as much as I would like. I would also like to look at naked breasts more. Sure I do it pretty much all day at work, but those are on-the-computer titties, not the live, right-in-front-of-you kind (which are the kind I want to see more of). If only there was a way that I could kill both these birds with one stone. Well, there is and it is the OCETPFAS.

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May 5, 2014

Cum Filled Pussy

Cum Filled Pussy
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My girlfriend loves to be creampied and I'm always happy to give her a cum filled pussy. Unfortunately, our schedules often conflict, so I can't exactly shoot my load inside her whenever I get the urge. If she isn't around when the urge hit, I simply settle for the next best thing and check out creampie porn sites. BitTitCreampie is one website that I visited just recently.

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May 3, 2014

Could One Of These Be The Best Porn Site Ever?

Could One Of These Be The Best Porn Site Ever?
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It's been a while since I last blogged about a mega-site, but I'm not sure why. The fact that you get so many sites for the price one seems like a no brainer and I like talking about porn sites that are high in value. The fact that sites like MileHighMedia get you access to multiple sites at the same time also means your chances of coming across a really amazing site increases. This is obviously a big deal, because if we're going to be spending cash, then it's clear we want to spend it on the best porn site around.

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May 1, 2014

Rabbits In Review: April

Rabbits In Review: April

I just came back from vacation, so you can imagine my state of mind. My brain is still sleeping and my hand is tingly from all that private time, so this must not be the charming masterpiece it usually is. I ain't saying I'm phoning it in, 'cuz I'm not. I am just saying my creative juices need to be topped up. Actually, I'm running low on a lot of bodily fluids. P.S - it's been raining FOREVER around these parts, so if you could send me some sunshine, that would be splendid.

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The Med School Virgin Reveals Herself

Face To Face With Virgin Elizabeth Raine
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So you might remember a little while back I wrote a blog about a 27-year-old med student going by the name Elizabeth Raine who was auctioning off her virginity online. At the time of that posting Miss Raine wasn't just using a pseudonym, but she was also hiding her face in all the pictures she posted. Well, she is hiding no more!

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