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September 30, 2013

You Can Always Count On Top Pornstars

You Can Always Count On Top Pornstars
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It's a lot of fun to watch amateurs do their thing for the camera, but you can't always count on everyday people delivering solid performances. Thankfully, you can rely on top pornstars to bring their A game whenever they're shooting scenes for their adoring fans. In today's blog, I'll be telling you everything you need to know about the official sites of three famous porn stars. Let me start by telling you a little about TeraPatrick's website.

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September 28, 2013

Sexin' Up Busty Babes

Sexin Up Busty Babes
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You never know when you're going to come across sexy, busty babes, but I do! Why is that? Because I review porn sites for a living, friends. I know what sites offer the cream of the crop. You yourself might be a member of various porn sites, so you might be saying, "listen lady, I KNOW exactly when I'm gonna see the sexy ladies, mmmmk?" But there are those of you who don't pay for porn, I'm sure, and have to rely on clubbing chicks and the off-chance you see a hottie on the bus or waiting in the dentist's office. Well, if you're tired of finding sexy chicks that way and want to actually see the good stuff, check out DailySexDose.

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September 26, 2013

Why I Like To Watch Hentai Online

Why I Like To Watch Hentai Online
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I think I've said this a dozen times already, but sometimes reality just doesn't get it right. When I'm in the mood for natural juggs, I also want them to defy gravity. When I want big tits, I don't want to see implant scars! One thing that's great about cartoon smut is that the hotties are all drawn to absolute perfection. Seeing them then take impossibly big cocks in their pussies becomes all the hotter, which is why I love to watch hentai online at least as often as I enjoy reality or hardcore smut starring actual people. I'm sorry, pornstars, but there are many days in which AnimatedKink has your scripted kink beat.

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September 25, 2013

Sex on Television

Sex on Television
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In recent years there has been some great television coming out of Britain. From "The Office" to "Extras" to "Luther" to "Downton Abbey" to "Miranda" the UK has put out some high-quality television. But a new show coming to Channel 4 on October 7, 2013, sounds like it could trump them all. That show is "Sex Box."

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September 24, 2013

Plenty of Porn Vids

Plenty of Porn Vids
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The local weatherman says that it's going to be raining cats and dogs all weekend. so that means that I'll be stuck indoors. My girlfriend will be out of town, so I'll have all sorts of time to watch some quality porn vids. Thankfully, I won't even have to leave home to get some, because there are plenty of sites out there that specialize in offering consumers lots of XXX videos. AEBN, HarmonyVision, and WCPClub are three that are worth a look.

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September 23, 2013

It's Lesbian Movies Day!

Its Lesbian Movies Day!
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Any day that has sexy lesbians in it is a good day in my books. And today was a day that I had to review many lesbian porn sites, so I totally got my fill of lesbian movies. I watched pornstars hit up some pussy, I say toying between two smoking hot chicks and I got off on seeing an all -girl group scene that was packed with tit grabbing and pussy eating, It was a virtual lesbo smut buffet and now I get to share some of those sites with you. Let me first tell you about Lesbea.

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September 22, 2013

Advil Does Not Help With A Dick Stroking

Advil Does Not Help With A Dick Stroking
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I'm still close friends with an ex and, as such, I'm familiar with a lot that goes on in her family. She has a cousin who, for the sake of political correctness, we'll refer to as "really fucking stupid." In case you may not have heard, taking 85mg of Aspirin is supposed to be helpful if you're having a heart attack or stroke. My ex's cousin thought that it referred to any kind of stroke, including a dick stroking. Surprisingly, taking two Advil prior to sex did not improve her ability to give good TugJobs. She wants to know if maybe it's because of the fact that she used Advil instead of Aspirin. Here's the thing, folks: communicating with your partners and regular practice is what results in giving the perfect handjob. Drugs will not help, so stay off them.

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September 21, 2013

For Those Who Demand Porn That's A Little Different

For Those Who Demand Porn That's A Little Different
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I have friends who are pretty tired of most porn because to them, it's all the same. These days, they demand porn that's a little different than the rest of the smut out there. Lucky for them, I know of some hot porn sites that might be right up their alley. You might enjoy them as well, so I'll tell you about them right here. I'll start with a website called NudeSportVideos and go from there.

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September 20, 2013

Michelle Is One Sexy Redhead

Michelle Is One Sexy Redhead
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The sexy redhead you see pictured here is a beauty by the name of Michelle. She's just one of the many stunning models featured on the softcore porn site known as EroBerlin. You can see more of her by visiting the site and also by reading the rest of this entry, as we've got some more pictures of this gorgeous girl to share with you.

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September 19, 2013

Tap That White Ass

Tap That White Ass
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Moby Dick is metaphorically the greatest sex story of all time. It's named after something that sounds like a monster cock porn series and focuses on a guy who's obsessed with shoving a harpoon through a great white whale. Clearly, that's analogous to having sex with a chick who's got an amazing white ass. ExtremeAsses are always hot, but I find there's something extra special about anal sex and hotties posing nude whenever the sexy booty in question is big and white. I can't be the only one, right?

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September 18, 2013

The Eagles and a Threesome Lead to More Stupid Violence

FFM Threesome
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It seems like every day I read about some idiot getting arrested for some kind of violence emerging from the most ridiculous of situations. Well, today is a little different. I read about TWO such stories! And in these cases the cause for the escalation to violence was The Eagles and two chicks eating each other out.

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September 17, 2013

A Post about Nice Boobs!

A Post about Nice Boobs!
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When you look at porn sites all day, nice boobs aren't hard to come by. (And from the looks of it, they're not hard to cum on!) Some peeps out there are all about breasts, no matter their size or shape, but there are many out there that want them full and big. Well, horny fans of busty beauties are the ones that I'm specifically speaking to today, so we'll start with MyGirlfriendsBustyFriend.

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September 16, 2013

Pretty Black Girls Getting It On

Pretty Black Girls Getting It On
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I've been with my fair share of women over the years, but I've never had the pleasure of screwing some pretty black girls. Seeing as how I've never had any BlackGFs, I've had to visit ebony porn sites to vicariously enjoy the thrill of pounding black pussy. It may not be as good as the real thing, but when you're consuming some hot content, it's really not so bad. Let me tell you about a few sites that offer up some sizzling sex.

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September 15, 2013

Amateur XXX Movies Are the Best

Amateur XXX Movies Are the Best
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It's one thing to love watching the pros go at it, but what about that hot chick that looks like your next door neighbor or that female teacher you lusted after in college? I suppose these chicks could have looked like pornstars, but I'm thinking they didn't. I mean I don't picture someone like Mason Moore or Angelina Valentine teaching Finance 101, do you? This is why amateur XXX vids are the best around. They're not doing it in some manor by the sparkling pool or in an expansive king-sized bed, they're usually doing the dirty in their living room or in a hotel. Amateur porn keeps shit real! Speaking of keeping it real, Lara is one babe who does just this. You can see what I mean by checking out LarasPlayground.

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September 14, 2013

A Different Kind Of Sperm Donor

A Different Kind Of Sperm Donor
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I was once asked if I'd be willing to donate my sperm. The idea of my swimmers being used to put a bun in the oven seems too much like theft, though. I mean, what do I get out of it? I suppose I'd be willing to be a sperm donor if I could directly inseminate the MILFs to be. And by "directly" I mean I want to stick my dick in their mommy makers. Now that's a job I believe I'd be perfect for, because instead of getting too tired after helping out the first recipient, more sex just makes me even more horny. Not to toot my own horn (sorry for the poor choice of words there), but when it comes to marathon fucking, I'm just a big JizzBomb waiting to go off. And let's be honest here. Does a rocket scientist's artificially inseminated "rocket fuel" really have a better chance of getting a babe pregnant than an average Joe who shoots massive cumshots when he's turned on? It's finally about quantity, not quality!

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September 13, 2013

Naked Teen Girls, Need I Say More?

Naked Teen Girls, Need I Say More?
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It certainly seems that there's an abundance of teen porn sites on the market these days. And it can be amazingly hard to know which sites are going to give the right naked teen girls that you're craving. Well, that's why I'm here silly. Teach about good teen porn sites I will. See what I did there? I'm your Yoda for porn. PurzelVideos doesn't sound like a site that would give you teen porn, but it is! So, let's dive right in.

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September 12, 2013

Lusting After Nude Latina Big Tits

Lusting After Nude Latina Big Tits
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My buddy is all excited because he's a date planned with a sexy Latina this upcoming Saturday. He's a bit of a skeeze, though, so even though she sound really cool and interesting, all he can focus on is how he wants to get a look at her nude Latina big tits. In all fairness, I've met this woman before, so I really can't fault him for wanting to make some naughty LatinaSexTapes with her. I highly doubt he'll get the chance if he's not willing to treat her like the lady that she is, though. This guy should get sex off his mind by checking out some porn before going out on his date.

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September 11, 2013

It's All About the Ass

It's All About the Ass
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I know I am not alone when I say that I love ass! But when I talk about ass it is usually about how hot a chick's ass is or how great it was spanking some babe's butt or how some hottie let me stick my ding-dong in her bum. However, today I am here to discuss the less talked about aspects of all our derrieres, starting with colon cancer awareness.

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September 10, 2013

Gorgeous Girls Getting Spanked

Gorgeous Girls Getting Spanked
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With school beginning again, college girls have flooded back into my neighborhood. Since their semester is just beginning, they're all hitting the bars instead of hitting the books. Due to this, I'm already seeing some sexy sights. Just yesterday I looked out my window and saw one babe spanking the hell out another chick's bare as. I don't know what that was about, but it was awesome.Once the SpankedCutie and her friend stumbled off, I headed straight for my computer and sat down to enjoy some websites devoted to spanked ass. I just needed to see more girls getting spanked.

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September 9, 2013

In Search Of New Hentai

In Search Of New Hentai
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The last time I went looking for new hentai scenes to jerk off to, the result was a bust (not that type of bust). I kept finding sites that hosted the same nonexclusive content I had looked at for ages. In some cases, you don't mind finding it again as long as it's really high in quality and if it's the cartoon porn you went looking for in the first place. But in this case, I wanted something I hadn't seen before - something fresh for a change. Last time didn't work out, but this time I did manage to find some new AnimatedKink to enjoy.

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September 8, 2013

A is For Hot Naked Women

A is For Hot Naked Women
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OK, so I did go to university and I know that "hot naked women" does not begin with the letter A. However, there are many sexy chicks on the porn scene that have A names. Aha, see? Starting to make sense now, right? There are sensual Amandas, ravishing Alyssas and Andreas and also Amelias and Alessandras and Angelinas, but the girls I want to talk about today go by Alison, Amylee and Alexa. These are perfect specimens of female flesh and these sexy females are baring it all for you. Without further blathering, let me get on it with it with AlisonAngel.

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September 7, 2013

Top Porn Sites For August

August, Top, Porn, Sites
Top Porn Sites For August

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September 6, 2013

Just Jerk Off To Cut The Stress

Just Jerk Off To Cut The Stress
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It can be stressful having to review porn sites all day for thousands of days in a row (what, it can!), so after a long day of work, it's always good to have an outlet for that stress. Some days, I hit the gym. Other days, I rock out (horribly. I should probably take guitar lessons). Most of the time, though, I just jerk off to more porn. Heck, sometimes I don't even need some masturbation porn to get off! I know a lot of you must think I've been desensitized to everything sexual, but you're never too overworked or over-porned (that's a word, right?) to masturbate. Just a few Yanks is all anybody needs in order to get some much needed relaxation.

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September 5, 2013

Get A Look At Those Big Pussy Lips

Get A Look At Those Big Pussy Lips!
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I've seen some big pussy lips in my time as a porn reviewer. Some are natural and others are manipulated with a pussy pump until they look like they're about to burst (I apologize for that visual). Seeing a pussy inflated to about three times its normal size can be slightly disturbing when you first lay your eyes on it, but trust me, it grows on you. Especially when you see a swollen cock penetrating those moist, puffy lips in these bizarre porn flicks. Don't believe me, well, let me tell you about MegaPussyLips then.

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September 4, 2013

Different Porn for Different States

Different Porn for Different States
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I read an article a while back about how the United States is the greatest producer of porn in the world. That seemed pretty obvious to me, which is why I didn't write about it. However, this new study of porn search terms and various states in the union wasn't so obvious.

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September 3, 2013

The Drunk College Girls Are Back

The Drunk College Girls Are Back
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My neighborhood is an interesting place all year long, but it gets really interesting when school starts up again at the end of summer. Once classes are back in session, the area fills up with drunk college girls who tend to party a little too hard and often shed their clothes in the process. There were even a couple DrunkenTeenOrgies in an apartment down the block a few years back, so things can get pretty wild. In honor of the party babes who make my part of town so awesome, I'd like to use today's blog to showcase a few sites dedicated to women who get a little crazy on camera when they've had a bit too much to drink.

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September 2, 2013

The Interracial Wives Club

The Interracial Wives Club
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MILFs are pretty hot. Don't you agree? Well, what is even hotter than hot mature ladies? Those who like to get down with a big, black cock in a raunchy interracial porn video! These interracial wives can't get enough dark chocolate and they go super apeshit for it. They stuff it in their mouths and slits and you know they have to feel that black woody riding their Hershey highways hard. You'll see plenty of that on WatchingMyMomGoBlack.

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September 1, 2013

Gangbang Oral Is The Best Kind Of Oral

Gangbang Oral Is The Best Kind Of Oral
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A "blowbang" is a slang term for when a babe gives blowjobs to multiple guys at the same time. It's like what you see at the start of a gangbang scene, only without eventually leading to vaginal or anal sex. Maybe it's just me, but I prefer the term gangbang oral to describe it, or at least to describe it when the emphasis is on throat fucking her until she can't stand it anymore - especially when the babe in question is a teen. Although, if we're being honest, I'd take part in any kind of TeenageGroupSex. I like fucking teens and I like fucking in group sex situations, so that shouldn't be too surprising.

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