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July 31, 2013

Let's See That Pussy Squirt!

Let's See That Pussy Squirt!
Image courtesy of SquirtCoach.

I've often wondered what girls do when they're trying to have a discreet romp somewhere and they happen to be squirters. Just for example, let's say you find some looker in a bar and want to get freaky-deaks in the bathroom stall or your man takes you out to a fancy restaurant and he gets under the table to eat you out (what, that doesn't happen to you?), what happens if you're one who normally cums with a pussy squirt? I'm not sure I'd want to sit around in wet drawers after splashing my muff juice all over them (and I'm sure the restaurant staff wouldn't want you unleashing all over their chairs). And with some of the squirting porn I've seen, some women can hose down a room, nevermind just their knickers. I guess there's not much impromptu sex for the ladies who can't stop their pussies from squirting when they cum but then again maybe these chicks just tell people they've pissed themselves and move on. Either way, maybe the SquirtCoach can enlighten me.

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July 30, 2013

Time To Throw A Hardcore Cum Orgy

Time To Throw A Hardcore Cum Orgy
Image courtesy of BigMouthfuls.

I've got a swinger friend who is a lot wilder than I am. I'll admit that I've been to the occasional bukkake party, but even that would be considered vanilla by his tastes. He would prefer to attend a hardcore cum orgy in which every guy in attendance jizzed multiple times on multiple babes. We're talking tons of fucking and sucking followed by 1000Facials. On second thought, that sounds hot. Maybe I was just a prude all this time.

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July 29, 2013

My Hidden Cams Will See All

My Hidden Cams Will See All
Image courtesy of PublicPlacePussy.

It sure is easy to be a voyeur in my neighborhood. Girls change with their curtains open all the time and it really isn't all that uncommon to see people fooling around in public. It seems like I see some sexy sights every time I leave my house. The thing is, though, I know I'm missing out on much more than I'm actually seeing. To remedy this, I'm thinking of installing some spy cams all over my area. It might be expensive to do, but I think I could make back my costs by setting up a website and charging people to access the footage captured by my hidden cams. Of course, it'll take me some time to get my operation up and running, so if you want to see some voyeur content now, you'll have to check out a site like CzechSolarium.

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July 28, 2013

Pretty Feet to Beat the Heat

Pretty Feet to Beat the Heat
Image courtesy of NaughtyFootjobs.

We've had some really humid weather around these parts lately and you know what means? Lots of chicks wearing sandals, flip-flops and strappy shoes and showing off their pretty feet! I actually just read an article written by someone who abhors flip-flops and thinks they're the dirtiest thing on earth, but I think foot porn fans will disagree. They may not always be the most flattering shoe, that I concur with, but they do show off one heck of a lot of toe. You can also find a heck of a lot of toe, as well as arch and sole, 21FootArt.

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July 27, 2013

Famous Porn Star About To Become Even More Famous

Famous Porn Star About To Become Even More Famous
Image courtesy of BrazzersNetwork.

So one of my favorite starlets of the adult entertainment world, Madison Ivy, recently became the first ever contract model at BrazzersNetwork. This may not be important news for a bunch of you, but it is a big deal in the porn world. That's because while anybody can call themselves a sexy porn star simply by looking hot while fucking in front of a camera, being a contract model - especially with a big-name company - means that you're a famous porn star. In other words, Madison Ivy is basically about to become a household name (well, in households that talk about porn stars, anyway).

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July 26, 2013

Taylor Vixen and Other Beautiful Babes

Taylor Vixen and Other Beautiful Babes
Image courtesy of Twistys

When I get the urge to ogle hot babes, I usually don't have to do much more than wander over to my bedroom window. You'd be amazed by the quality of the women who wander down my street. Unfortunately, it's cold and rainy today, so there aren't too many sexy pedestrians strolling by. That's fine, though, because regardless of the weather, I know I can always go find beautiful babes on the website known as Twistys. It's packed with gorgeous girls and Taylor Vixen (the cutie pictured here) is just one of them.

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July 25, 2013

No Cheap Lingerie Please!

No Cheap Lingerie Please!
Image courtesy of OnlyOpaques.

Ladies, there's nothing worse than cheap lingerie, am I right? I don't know how guys feel about the subject (as any kind of lingerie exposes a lady's tender flesh, so they may not give a shit), but many women know the perils of buying crap underthings. They rip, they itch, they stretch, they pinch! Well, I don't think you'll find anything of the sort on these sexy lingerie sites. It doesn't hurt that the chicks donning the satiny, sheer material are all gorgeous. If you're a nylon fan, you'll most likely dig OnlyOpaques.

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July 24, 2013

A Couple Penis Stories

Gross Fast Food Instagram Photos
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Remember a little while back there was that dude who posted a picture of himself licking a stack of Taco Bell taco shells? Well, that guy looks like the epitome of class and maturity compared to the most recently fired fast-food employee in the news.

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July 23, 2013

Go Enjoy Some Behind Sex

Go Enjoy Some Behind Sex
Image courtesy of 40InchPlus.

Because we're such cultured people over here at RabbitsReviews, when we're not busy looking at porn sites, we like to discuss the serious topics at hand. "How much would you have to be paid to appear in a prolapse scene?" and "Would you rather have sex right before bed or right after waking up?" are just some of the back-and-forths that we have here. Recently, we discussed whether we liked it front-to-front or doing a babe from behind. One witty colleague explained that he'd rather have behind sex than sex from behind, at least when the booty in question is 40InchPlus. I can get behind that (see what I did there?) kind of logic. For those of you wondering, I prefer front-to-front whenever the hottie I'm banging doesn't have a big ass.

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July 22, 2013

How To Avoid Getting Arrested For Drunk Driving

 How To Avoid Getting Arrested For Drunk Driving
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For some deranged reason, my friends always ask me how they can get around being arrested for drunk driving at the end of the party. Mouthwash doesn't work, driving really slowly doesn't work and coffee doesn't act as a miracle sober serum. Here's my advice to you: don't leave the party just yet. No, seriously. If you know you're drunk enough to get booked by the cops, then driving is not a good idea for numerous reasons. Instead, find some HornyBirds who are still at the party and have some drunken party fun. Because seriously, which sounds the most fun - getting arrested, getting into a head-on collision or getting laid?

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July 21, 2013

Some Hardcore Fucking Should Cheer Me Up

Some Hardcore Fucking Should Cheer Me Up
Image courtesy of 21Naturals.

I've been feeling a little down today and I need something to cheer me up. I'm all out of beer, so I think I'll have to settle for the next best thing. As you've no doubt guessed, that next best thing would happen to be some hardcore fucking. Unfortunately, my girlfriend isn't around to have sex with me, so I'm stuck watching other people screw in hardcore porn videos. With sites like 21Naturals around, that's hardly a problem.

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July 20, 2013

Best Pornstar Ever

Best Pornstar Ever
Image courtesy of JelenaJensen.

In my line of work, it's not uncommon to meet adult film stars. In fact, some of my coworkers with higher seniority than me have even met some of the hottest babes in porn. One of my friends is super jealous of me because of this, as she is obsessed with everything pertaining to JelenaJensen. She's convinced that Jelena is the best pornstar ever and it's not hard to see why that is. My buddy even considered getting into porn just to star in a scene with her, but decided not to after realizing she'd first have to become a famous performer herself just to get the chance.

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July 19, 2013

Cherry Lady and Other Masturbating Women

Cherry Lady and Other Masturbating Women
Image courtesy of Yanks

As I've mentioned on prior occasions, I've gone through periods in my life during which nothing turned me on more than female masturbation. I feel like I'm now entering another one of those phases, because I keep gravitating toward websites where I can see hot girls taking themselves to orgasm. One that I can't stay away from is Yanks. Its packed with hot masturbating women and the lovely Cherry Lady is just one of them.

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July 18, 2013

Need A Date Idea? Masturbate Together!

Need A Date Idea? Masturbate Together!
Image courtesy of RonHarris.

Some people like to go window shopping as a fun date, but if you're looking to really switch things up, then try making the shopping only the first part of the date. Get yourselves in the mood not by shopping at clothing stores and the like, but rather at locations that specialize in selling FuckingRobots and other sex toys. Whether you buy something or not, afterward, you should go home and masturbate together. Think about it. How fun is going to a hoity-toity wine tasting together compared to jacking off together? This obviously isn't recommended as a first date (unless you can tell your partner is kinky, anyway), but it should be a lot of fun for those of you who have reached the having sex stage in your relationships.

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July 17, 2013

Cell Phones and Oral Sex: A Couple New Sex Studies

Cell Phones And Oral Sex
Image courtesy of DigitalTrends.com.

Regular readers of this blog will know that I am a big fan of sex studies. In fact, I have a lab coat and clipboard at home that I have used on multiple occasions to convince chicks to participate in my own "sex studies," if ya know what I mean! But enough about me. On to the studies...

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July 16, 2013

A Bevy of Asian Beauties

A Bevy of Asian Beauties
Image courtesy of HeyMILF.

I don't know what it is about me, but I can't seem to go a week without someone asking me for directions. For whatever reason, it's usually elderly tourists who stop to ask me how to get to where they want to go, though I do occasionally get the chance to help cute girls. That was the case yesterday when some Asian beauties stopped me on the street to ask how they could get to some bar. They were looking for a good time and were smokin' hot, so I was tempted to direct them back to my place. Unfortunately, my girlfriend wouldn't have thought very highly of that, so I pointed the Asian babes in the right direction and headed back to my place where I checked out AsiaMoviePass as soon as I got in.

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July 15, 2013

Having Sex Anal Style

Having Sex Anal Style
Image courtesy of MikeAdriano.

Did you know that song from Psy called "Gangnam Style" is actually about trying to find the proverbial "Princess by day, Slut by night?" That's why he maintains in interviews that the trademark dance style is horseback riding and not cowgirl riding - there's a big difference between the cowgirl position and the pony play fetish, after all. I think I'm more like MikeAdriano than Psy, then, because I'm much more into butt fucking than the kinkier fetishes. "Oppa Gangam Style?" More like hot sex anal style! And yes, I am listening to the song as I write this blog. Why do you ask?

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July 14, 2013

Nude babes? Hell yes!

Nude babes? Hell yes!
Image courtesy of PinUpWow.

I just read a blog by a coworker and he mentioned that he'd been reviewing porn for 10 years and had been looking at porn online even before he started this job. That's a long time to be watching smut and I wondered how he'd not gotten bored. Then again, it's porn, and there's so much variety out there. Still, if you like just general hardcore, don't you always see the same acts performed by the same kind of nude babes? HollyRandall is a photographer/videographer that is trying to bring you something a tad different. There are some sexy chicks you'll recognize in the site I'm about to highlight, but there's still some fresh talent.

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July 13, 2013

120 Babes In 365 Days

120 Babes In 365 Days
Image courtesy of XArt.

My friend just got out of a loveless marriage, so he's looking to enjoy being a bachelor to the fullest. I joked if that meant playing video games and farting all day in a small apartment, but to my surprise, his answer was that he meant he was going to fuck as many women as possible. In fact, his goal was to bang several hotties every week, the idea being that he'd fuck a chick on average once every three days. That's 120 babes in a year (allowing for five off days since he's only human, of course)! I said it would be impossible, but he claims that by overshooting for a goal like getting a DailySexDose, that he'll end up hitting the backup goal by default.

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July 12, 2013

Sexy Redhead Lucy Ohara

Sexy Redhead Lucy Ohara
Image courtesy of LucyOhara

There are far too few redheaded porn models with their own websites. Thankfully, though, there are a few and LucyOhara might just be the hottest of them all. As you've probably already guessed, Lucy's the sexy redhead pictured here. Read on to learn some more about her and her official site.

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July 11, 2013

That's a New Fetish to Me

Stars Wars And Waffles Fetish
Image courtesy of DemotivationalPosters.net.

I have been writing reviews of porn sites going on 10 years now and I have been looking at porn even longer. I have seen, read about and/or tried lots of things sexually, but today I read about a fetish that I had never heard of! It's called "worming" - or to give you the more technical term, "oculolinctus."

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July 10, 2013

Those Aren't The Old Movies I'm Referring To

Those Aren't The Old Movies I'm Referring To
Image courtesy of SweetSinner.

I'm starting to get the impression that this chick I'm dating is a little SweetSinner. We started off as a one-night stand sort of a deal and, after meeting up again by chance, turned into all-out friends with benefits. After a while, we decided to try actually dating. We're having fun, but I think has sex on the brain more often than I give her credit for. Just the other day, I recommended going to the theaters since they were showing a double-bill of some of my favorite old movies. She just stared at me blankly and asked if I meant some vintage porn films.

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July 9, 2013

A Smart Phone That Plays Porn? More Like A Genius Phone!

A Smart Phone That Plays Porn? More Like A Genius Phone!
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Back in the day, couples used to make mixed tapes as romantic gifts. This turned into mix CDs and then MP3 players loaded with pre-made playlists. The newest trend is to get a smart phone and customize it with all the coolest apps and videos that your lover would enjoy. If anybody wants to get me a tricked out mobile device as a gift, then feel free to keep it simple. All I want is a bunch of porn on it, like the kind you'd find on HazeHerMobile. And Angry Birds. Preferably the Star Wars one, but I'm not picky.

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July 8, 2013

Masturbating To Mature Models

Masturbating To Mature Models
Image courtesy of MILFHunter.

I took a few days off last and I used one of those days to go take a stroll in the park. While walking, I was stunned by the number of MILF babes who crossed my path. I was so impressed by the quality of the older women that I encountered in the park that I gave some thought to quitting my job and becoming a MILFHunter by day. Having bills to pay, though, I knew I could't leave this site behind, so what I did instead was head home and masturbate to some mature models.

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July 7, 2013

Watch Her Suck That Huge Dick

Watch Her Suck That Huge Dick
Image courtesy of DangerousDongs.

Goooooood mooornin', Interneeeeeet! I'd like to say that I'm fully rested after my recent staycation, but that would be a lie. Part of the reason is because it was too short. Another part of the reason is because I was up all night jerking off to babes who know how to swallow giant cocks whole. It wasn't my initial goal, but a hot friend of mine sexted me as a welcome home gift. The message came with a photo attached that showed her sucking on a huge dick. Needing more to get me off, I then logged into DangerousDongs.

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July 6, 2013

Cute Babe Has Cute Feet

Cute Babe Has Cute Feet
Image courtesy of HotLegsAndFeet.

I don't know about you, but over here, the weather decided to give us a sneak peak of what summer is going to be like for a week instead of giving us some spring weather. The result was bittersweet: hot teens wearing bikinis and sandals, as well as hairy overweight guys in nothing but shorts and sandals. While standing in line for some ice cream, I was lucky to bump into a cute teen who had the most adorable pair of cute feet I had ever seen. All I could think about was how badly I wanted to rip off those sandals and get a footjob from her. Alas, I never got to bang those MagicalFeet of hers, but I did find some sites that let me see what I missed out on.

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July 5, 2013

Do Vampires Suck Dick As Much As They Do At Acting?

Do Vampires Suck Dick As Much As They Do At Acting?
Image courtesy of YoungThroats.

Oh, the things I'll do for the chance to shove my cock down some YoungThroats. I have two bisexual swinger friends in a same-sex marriage who wanted to marathon the first few Twilight movies lately. Knowing that watching Edward Pattinson (or was it "Robert Cullen?" You know - the moody, emo, vampire dude) sparkle in the daylight gets chicks all kinds of horny, I had figured that I should join them in case they wanted to fuck a guy as soon as it was over. Unfortunately, I could put up with the bad acting long enough to get my much-desired dick slurping. I love a good vampire movie, but these twinkling, fairy-inspired vampires suck a whole lot more than just their victim's blood.

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July 4, 2013

Bad Ideas!

Baking Up A Bad Idea?
Image courtesy of FFunny.com.

We have all done things that, while they seemed like a good idea at the time, looking back on we realize was actually a very bad idea. Now, there is what I like to call "good bad ideas." Times where, even though it was a bad idea, it was still worth it. For example, sure, she broke up with me, but her best friend was fucking hot and liked it in the bum! However, the stories I have for you today are not good bad ideas. They are just bad bad ideas.

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July 2, 2013

So Many C Cup Models

So Many C Cup Models
Image courtesy of LeonyAprill.

Who else people watches while doing cardio at the gym? If I time it just right, I can get my choice of cardio machines right before some sort of class lets out and a ton of women spill out and onto the weight machines and other cardio equipment. The ones that don't head home straight after the class all have amazingly fit bodies. I swear to God, most of them could be C Cup Models and even be the star of their own sites like how LeonyAprill is. Watching these babes at the gym hold the weight for a moment to get the most out of their exercise is like watching non-nude models posing.

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June's Top Porn Sites

June, Top, Porn, Sites
June's Top Porn Sites

This month flew the heck by, didn't it? I can't even believe it's already July. But hey, when time flies when you're watching porn, right? And this month is of course no exception. We've got a few new mobile sites for you (ladyboys and a portable Filth Freaks site, anyone?) and also some masturbating teens, hardcore sex, softcore posing and black babes. We also have some real high-quality offerings this month too, like Joymii and Holly Randall. There's also a couple of mega-sites in there and some special prices, so take your time to check these out! OK, April out... I can't pull that off, can I? I guess I should have gone with a Star Trek "Scotty" reference. I'll work on it.

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July 1, 2013

Window Peeping Isn't the Best Way to Catch Girls Getting Naked

Window Peeping Isn't the Best Way to Catch Girls Getting Naked
Image courtesy of SpyCinema.

I walking back to my place last night when I happened upon a really bizarre scene just a few blocks from my home. There was a young woman just kicking the crap out of some poor bastard right in the middle of the street. Apparently, the guy was trying to spy on the girl through her window and when she caught the true voyeur in the act, she came outside and just started whupping his ass. Had I been able to, I would have pulled the guy aside and explained to him that visiting sites like TheyDidNotKnow is a much better way to catch girls getting naked. I also would have pointed out that visiting voyeur sites is a lot safer than window peeping. Unfortunately, I didn't get the chance to have a chat with the dude, because he wisely ran for his life as soon as the opportunity presented itself.

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