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April 30, 2013

Can You Handle These Handjob Movies?

Can You Handle These Handjob Movies?
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I unexpectedly ran into an ex last night and after a bit of chit chat, we decided to grab a drink and reminisce about old times. One drink turned into a few drinks and before long we were bringing up all sorts of things about her past together. One thing my ex mentioned was how she used to love to give me TugJobs. She actually brought up that point quite a few times over the course of the evening. All the talk about stroking my dick led me to check out some handjob movies on some handjob porn sites once I got back home.

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April 29, 2013

Time for a Cam to Cam Chat with a Hottie

Time for a Cam to Cam Chat with a Hottie
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Cam girls really are something, huh? I mean that business must be a bit tough. It's one thing when you're having sex with a partner or even doing porn, since someone is there with you, but I think it takes a certain level of confidence to perform when you don't know who is watching. I guess that's the thrill of it for many women, though. Well, I imagine the money can be pretty good too. I like that some sites even offer the option of a cam to cam chat. Some cam chicks can be rather ordinary looking, like the cute girl-next-door and others can be stunning like your favorite pornstars. The nice thing about Webcams is you have access to all kinds. It's a live cam site where you can have a cam chat with a hottie and also have her see you.

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April 28, 2013

Forget The Shoulders And Give Her An Ass Massage!

Forget The Shoulders And Give Her An Ass Massage!
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My friend says it's sometimes tough to be a professional masseuse because sometimes she has to massage really ugly people and other times really hot chicks. The ugly part makes sense to me, but I needed her to elaborate on why she wouldn't want to give a rub down to someone who's really sexy. She said it's because she works in a legit spa, so even though she sees plenty of booty, she's not allowed to give these hotties an ass massage without them asking for it, and even then, it's not going to lead to the happy ending you would expect from the seedier massage parlors. Those places probably have masseuses who double as TushyLickers, but my whenever my friend sees a nude butt she'd like to smack, there's simply nothing she can do it about. I'd have gotten my ass fired on the first day if I were in her predicament!

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April 27, 2013

Thick Dick For Hot Chick

Thick Dick For Hot Chick
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I used to know a woman who would denounce anybody who dated only for something as unimportant as looks or money. I find her opinion on physiques to be ironic, because she's obsessed with having only huge cock sex. If you're boyfriend material, then she'll be one of the few people who genuinely does mean it when she asks if you can still be friends once the relationship is over, but if you don't have a thick dick for her to play with, then expect that conversation to take place the day after you first have sex together. I've known some MegaCockCravers over the years, but this one takes the cake.

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April 26, 2013

I Was Going To Date One Teen Babe after Another

I Was Going To Date One Teen Babe after Another
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I used to joke that my plan in life was to date one teen babe after another. I'd tell people that I was going to meet an 18-year-old, stay with her until the day before her 20th birthday and then replace her with a younger girl. My girlfriend heard all about this little plan last night and promptly reminded me that I'm stuck with her. That may be true, but it doesn't mean that I can't check out different porn models whenever I want. Hell, I think I'll go check out the cutie featured on Kaira18 as soon as I'm done writing this blog.

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April 24, 2013

A Burglar Calls the Cops on Himself and a Fake Shower App

So I was only going to talk about the Fake Shower app today, but just before I started writing I happened upon the story of a burglar who called the cops on himself and decided to make it a two-story day.

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April 23, 2013

I Think "Facial Expressions" Was Supposed To Mean Something Else

I Think Facial Expressions Was Supposed To Mean Something Else
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My friend works as a freelancer and she said she had a client who makes the most bizarre facial expressions at time. We were both taken aback when another friend of ours randomly asked when she started sleeping with her boss and her husband. After all, he reasoned, how else would our freelancing buddy know what her boss looks like after taking some BackroomFacials. Yeah, but no. I'm pretty sure she was actually talking about how the boss had a tick or something, not that she was doing something straight out of a facials porn.

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April 22, 2013

She's Got a Hard Spanking Waiting For Her

She's Got a Hard Spanking Waiting For Her
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I just spoke to my girlfriend on the phone and she informed me that she lent one of my favorite graphic novels to a coworkers. Normally that would be fine, but this time she did it without asking permission first. She also happened to loan a book that's out of print and rather valuable. If it comes back damaged I will be pissed. Anyway, due to what she's done, my lady love has got a hard spanking coming her way the second she walks through the door. She'll be home pretty soon, so I'll some time while I wait by telling about some spanking sites. I'll start with one called HerFirstPunishment.

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April 21, 2013

All I Want Is a Slow Fuck in the Afternoon

All I Want Is a Slow Fuck in the Afternoon
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I can't take credit for that title. It actually comes from an Everclear song. Hey, remember them? They're a good band, man. Nice and grungy. In any case, I think it's a valid thing to want. I mean they do call it "afternoon delight," don't they? I'm not so sure there must be a slow fuck or two on the hardcore sex sites I'm about to showcase, but hey, you never know. Let's begin with ServiceWhores. Then again, looking at that title, perhaps not...

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April 20, 2013

Fucking In A Group Shower

Fucking In A Group Shower
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I was feeling a bit under the weather lately, so I passed on a recent invitation to go play some football. I probably should have gone after all, because it turns out the group shower my buddies used afterward was coed. I never such a thing existed and, judging by how my friends said they were so turned on by the babes also using the showers, I can't help but wonder how often gangbang orgies break out at these places. I bet a lot more people would be exercising more frequently if something like a bunch of CzechGangbangs took place after each sporting event.

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April 19, 2013

LaTaya Roxx Is One Busty Babe

LaTaya Roxx Is One Busty Babe
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The beauty pictured here goes by the name of LaTaya Roxx and she's one busty babe. I seriously love her 36E tits and just about everything else about her. Given that, it probably won't surprise you to learn that I'm always looking for sites that she's appeared on. If you'd like to see some of her fine work for yourself, you might want to try visiting the sites that make up the mega porn site known as the DDFNetwork.

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April 18, 2013

More Sex Makes People Happier (And Something Not So Obvious)

Alice Goodwin In Bed
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Hold on to your, hats boys and girls, because according to researchers at the University of Colorado, Boulder - and any other human being you ask - people are happier when they are having regular sex. Given the ridiculous obviousness of these findings, I was prepared to file this study away under "DUH!" That was, until I read it further, so to quote my favorite infomercial, "But wait, there's more!"

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April 17, 2013

So I Found a Video of My Ex Fingering Herself

So I Found a Video of My Ex Fingering Herself
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I was clearing files off an old computer over the weekend and in the process, I came across a video of my ex fingering herself. I completely forgot about it, but now that I've rediscovered it, I don't know what to do with it. It's a hot movie, so part of me wants to keep it. On the hand, though, I know my current girlfriend would frown upon me keeping a video of a former lover taking herself to orgasm while crying out my name. Then again, maybe I should get rid of it. After all, it's not like there's a shortage of masturbation porn out there. Hell, there are even sites where you can see hot girls having RealOrgasms.

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April 16, 2013

Licking Lesbian Feet

Licking Lesbian Feet
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Being a guy, I obviously haven't had a lot of sexual experiences with lesbians. In fact, I only had a small handful and even then, only because their bisexual girlfriends convinced them to get me involved with both chicks. So yeah, over the years I've managed to fuck lesbians and suck on some sexy toes, but I've never had the luck of being able to lick lesbian feet. So what do I do when I'm craving exactly that? Why, I look up a bunch of FootsieBabes on the Internet, of course!

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April 15, 2013

How Being A Downblouse Voyeur Saved My Life

How Being A Downblouse Voyeur Saved My Life
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I was walking along a busy street the other day when I saw a gorgeous babe with a bit of cleavage stopped at the corner. Being much taller than her, it was easy to see down her top with ease, so I stopped to "write a text message" (I just tapped random buttons while my eyes looked at her chest instead of the phone). Who'd have thought that being a downblouse voyeur would literally have saved my life, because had I not stopped to ogle her tits, I would have kept on walking - and got hit by a jerkwad truck driver who ran a red. I'm sure those HiddenCameraTapes filmed by traffic lights will get him the ticket he rightfully deserves, while the gust of wind caused by his driving by gave me an upskirt view of the babe whose blouse I was staring down, so I suppose it all worked out in the end.

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April 14, 2013

When A College Party Video Leads To Embarrassment

When A College Party Video Leads To Embarrassment
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The last movie night I went to was pretty embarrassing for me, because instead of renting something new or watching a DVD we already owned, a bunch of us got together to watch a college party video we had all appeared in. It was all fun and games as we recalled our drunken adventures of yesteryear - at first, anyway. After a while, the party turned into a glorified porn video as we all took off our clothes on stage and had drunken sex. Well, most of us. This SweetSinner actually passed out in the corner with a lampshade over his head and his cock in his hand. Good times.

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April 13, 2013

Give Me The Names Of The Best Porn Stars!

Give Me The Names Of The Best  Porn Stars!
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What if someone came at you right now, demanding that very question and wielding a deadly weapon? This person claims that they will do you bodily harm if you don't answer that question in 15 seconds! What do you do? Are you prepared? Since I'm about preparedness and helping others, I'll help you out. I'll give you some names of some of the best porn stars, so you'll be ready for this kind of situation. It's okay, you don't have to thank me. You always have to be ready for anything, chum. Let's first have a look at the porno girls on PornStarsAtHome.

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April 12, 2013

Wanna See Evan Stone Fucking Pussy?

Wanna See Evan Stone Fucking Pussy?
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If you want to see pornstar Evan Stone fucking pussy, there are lots of movies that you can check out. After all, the man has appeared in over 1,400 pornographic films since making his debut in the industry and he's still an active performer. If you want to see him in action online, you can head on over to the reality porn site known as RealityJunkies.

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April 11, 2013

My Ebony Girl Is Tight

My Ebony Girl Is Tight
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I've been dating an ebony girl the last few weeks who is really, really tight. Hm? Oh, shame on you for thinking I was talking about sex! I meant that she's really amazing and cool. What, a white guy can't use the word "tight" in that context? Or maybe you just figured that all I ever cared about was fucking a babe with a RoundAndBrown ass? Come on people! Give me some credit, please. There's more to me than just sex! But, while on the subject, this chick really does have a nice black pussy that fits very snugly around my cock and her booty is indeed to die for. Just sayin'.

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April 10, 2013

Who Is Better At Sex? Xbox, PS3, Wii or PC Gamers?

Gamer Couple Cuddle
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Okay, I know what you're thinking: Do gamers even have sex (that isn't virtual)? Well, get your head out of 1993, folks, because if you hadn't noticed, nerds rule the world and in some respects being a nerd is almost cool. So, yes, they are getting dates and one would assume between World of Warcraft quests and Halo missions having sex. But the question still remains: Who is better at it?

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April 9, 2013

Red Wine Plus Silk Lingerie Equals Pure Win

Red Wine Plus Silk Lingerie Equals Pure Win
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Ever spill red wine on something made out of satin? Whether it's super-comfy PJs or your bed sheets, I think we can all generally agree that the two just don't mix. However, I do believe I found a lingerie porn scene that can be treated as the exception to the rule. In it, a bunch of beautiful WivesInPantyhose and silk undies were fooling around together. After a while, they stopped drinking the wine and poured it all over each other. The silk lingerie ended up being totally ruined in their own right, but it made the scene just perfect!

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April 8, 2013

Feed Your Need for Hot Amateur Porn

Feed Your Need for Hot Amateur Porn
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Okay, I'm going to admit that amateur smut isn't the first kind of porn that I turn to when I'm feeling the randy vibe, but I know it's a big hit around the office and it's also a pretty big turn-on for many of you out there. And since I'm a giver, I'm going to throw you a hot amateur bone and give you a rundown of some of the sites out there. You can thank me later, and yes I accept personal checks and Paypal. I'm thinking of posting a wishlist actually. And a subscription to GirlsOutWest might head the list.

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April 7, 2013

A Bevy of Sexy Naked Chicks in One Place

A Bevy of Sexy Naked Chicks in One Place
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I'm always been on the fence about the idiom, "bigger is better." Certain body parts are better when larger (let's be real here) and it's great to have bigger salaries and cars and food portions. Bigger bellies, debts and environmental problems from those bigger items aren't so great, however, so I can see how some could argue that it's not wise to go big. When it comes to porn, though, I think that saying holds true no matter how you look at it. Big boobs, cocks and butts abound and there are plenty of mega porn sites that offer a buttload of porn with lots of sexy naked chicks for a great price. Who can say no to that? One look at these three sites and I'll have you converted. Let's begin with Hustler.

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April 6, 2013

Beautiful Bare Feet

Beautiful Bare Feet
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My girlfriend had a rough day last Wednesday, so when she got home, she asked if I could give her a nice foot rub. She promised she'd make it worth my while if I did a good job, so I took her bare feet in my hands and worked my magic on them. Once I was done, my girl kept to her word and used her pretty feet to give me an amazing footjob. It was so good, in fact, that since then all I've been doing is visiting sites like FootWorship and others devoted to sexy feet.

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April 5, 2013

March's Top Porn Sites

March, Top, Porn, Sites
March's Top Porn Sites

April showers bring May flowers, or April FREEZING makes my nipples ice up and want to fall off! After a couple of weeks of warmer Spring weather, we're going through a cold snap here. I blame it on the girl who I saw wear flip flops six days ago. Or the guy I caught in shorts and a T-shirt wandering around Walmart last weekend. There are always a few eager beavers that piss off Father Winter in his last few days and he takes revenge with blustery winds and grey clouds. It's ok, though, I kept myself toasty sifting through some of the top porn sites we reviewed in the month of March. Dommes, twinks and naked celebs, oh my! We also have some new mobile sites and a couple of solo performers for you keep warm with, so bundle up and read on.

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Kiera King Is One of the Hottest Porn Stars Out There

Kiera King Is One of the Hottest Porn Stars Out There
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Kiera King is one of the hottest porn stars working in the adult industry today and we're proud to say that we've got pictures of her here that you won't see anywhere else. Unfortunately, we don't have all that many pics, so if you want to see more of her, you'll have to check out her personal website. It's simply called KieraKing and it's pretty good. Not only does it give you more of the fine babe featured here, but it also gives its members access to additional sites featuring other pornstars.

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April 4, 2013

Free Mobile XXX Recommendations

Free Mobile XXX Recommendations
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More and more people are choosing to view porn on their smartphones and I suppose that's why people keep ask me to recommend good mobile porn sites. I should probably start charging for this service, but seeing as how I'm doing all right financially right now, I suppose I can give you some free mobile XXX recommendations. Let me tell you a little about BushyBushyMobile, GloryholeMobile and RealityJunkiesMobile.

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April 3, 2013

April Fools' Day Joke Goes Very Wrong!

April Fools Pregnancy Prank
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Tori Wheeler is an 18-year-old woman living in Wagoner County, Oklahoma. On April 1st she thought it would be fun to pull an April Fools' Day joke on her boyfriend, Derek Bauer, so as a joke she told him that she was pregnant. What followed was a perfect example of how things can very quickly get well out of hand.

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April 2, 2013

Enjoying Nature and Natural Beauties

Enjoying Nature and Natural Beauties
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Now that winter has come and gone, I've got spring on my mind. I'm already looking forward to things like going down to the lake to skip stones on the water and watching bees travel from flower to flower. It'll still be a few weeks before I can really enjoy these things, so I'll be trying to make the time pass a little quicker by visiting sites that belong to natural beauties like StracyStone, SpunkyBee and FlowerTucci. Let me use this blog to tell you a bit about these individual models and their websites.

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April 1, 2013

She Won't Be Winning Hand Job Contests Any Time Soon

She Won't Be Winning Hand Job Contests Any Time Soon
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I once dated a chick who thought she was beyond amazing at everything involving sex, especially her ability to suck and stroke hard cocks. Maybe it's because I went in with high expectations because of this, but I couldn't find anything remotely good about either. It was her expertise in hand job sex that I found particularly lacking, though, to the point where I even went soft in the middle of the fun ("fun" used figuratively only, unfortunately). I'm not just saying she'd come in last in any hand job contests she might take part in, I'm saying she'd get disqualified for delay of game tactics. If you're reading this, sweetie, then I highly recommend you learn some new techniques from sites like HandjobHarry .

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