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March 31, 2013

Dancing With Stars? Only If They're Pornstars

Dancing With Stars? Only If They're Pornstars
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Would you go to some dancing with stars show if the stars involved were only local celebrities? How about if they were washed up ones like on that TV show? For me, the answer is a no. Not only because I suck at dancing (at least, while sober I do), but also because I wouldn't want to be smushed up against someone I don't find attractive just because they're famous. I think the only exception I would make is if the dancing partners in question were famous pornstars, but that's because I'd probably find them so hot to dance with. You know, someone supremely sexy like SweetLeahLuv.

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March 30, 2013

Want to See Big Natural Boobs?

Want to See Big Natural Boobs?
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Then look at these! I'm flashing you right now. Ha ha. Did I get your attention? Please tell me I got your attention. It's been a while since anyone wanted to look at my naked bits, so just humor me, okay? Awww, thanks! Yes, I have been working out. Alright, stop looking, it's getting weird. Let me tell you about the big natural boobs on BustyBeauties instead. You can ogle those perfect juggs all you want.

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March 29, 2013

Grab Some Chips Because It's a Hardcore Party

Grab Some Chips Because It's a Hardcore Party
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Mmm... chips. Before I get to today's three porn sites, let me just discuss how much I love chips and how I would probably give someone a lot of cash to bring me a back of Doritos right now. Yum. And they go with everything. You know what else goes with everything? Hot fucking porn. And the sites I'm about to mention will really bring a hardcore party to your pants. Let's start with HD Love.

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March 28, 2013

Black and White Sex Scenes

Black and White Sex Scenes
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Interracial couples are becoming increasingly common. In fact, I just learned that one of my friends, a big black guy, has gotten engaged with a cute white girl. I'm really happy for the pair and I thought I'd celebrate their engagement by pointing you fine folks toward some websites that offer black and white sex scenes. And no, I'm not talking about sites with old porn from the 1920s. I'm talking about sites that are devoted to hardcore interracial fucking, like WhiteTeensBlackCocks.

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March 27, 2013

This Coffee Has Nothing to Do With Charles Bronson

This Coffee Has Nothing to Do With Charles Bronson
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Are you one of those people who need five cups of coffee to wake up and even then you spend half your morning yawning and trying to keep your eyes open wondering why the java isn't doing its job? Well, I know what you need. You need a Death Wish! That's right, folks. Death Wish Coffee is here and it is going to wake you the fuck up!

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March 26, 2013

Drunks Chicks Bring The Party

Drunks Chicks Bring The Party
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I've been drunk a few times in my life. But I don't think I'm been as inebriated as some of the drunk chicks I'm about to talk about on these drunk porn sites. The word "drunk" just lost all meaning to me. I hate when that happens. What a weird sounding word! I also like how there are many synonyms for it. Pissed. Tanked. Wasted. Smashed. Plastered. Hammered. Shitfaced. In any case, some or all of these can be applied to the people on these sites. They're having a real good time and booze (liquor, alcohol, spirits) is really flowing. And we know what that leads to on PartyHardcore.

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March 25, 2013

Inspired By Lesbian Girls

Inspired By Lesbian Girls
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I took a train home last night and for the first half of my ride, the only thing I had on my mind was getting back to my place and catching some sleep. Things changed when two lesbian girls boarded the train and sat a short distance away from me. We were the only people in the coach. Now, they either didn't see me or didn't care that I was there, because as soon as they sat down, they started fooling around with one another and talking dirty in what I think was German. From that point forward, all I wanted to do was get home and masturbate to the hot lesbo porn found on EuroGirlsOnGirls.

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March 24, 2013

Let's See Some Teen Pink

Let's See Some Teen Pink
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The SpringtimeBeauties makes me think of spring, which is great. But I look out the windows as I write this and see about 40cm of snow being dropped in a late-winter snowstorm, so I am experiencing some mixed feelings right now. That said, the softcore teen cuties on this site certainly won't give you mixed feelings. All you'll feel is a tingling in your pants and your palms itching to paw at your crotch. Although I should mention that not a bunch of teen pink is on display.

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March 23, 2013

Don't You Just Love Women With Big Tits?

Don't You Just Love Women With Big Tits?
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Sometimes I do cardio at the gym in order to burn a lot of calories and strengthen my heart and yadda, yadda, yadda. Other times, I admit I just do it so that I have an excuse to stare at all the gorgeous women with big tits who also work out there. I know, that sounds like I'm a scuzz, but hear me out. I really, really like busty babes. Oh, that's not a valid excuse for my behavior in your eyes? Well, I call hogwash on that, good sirs and gentle ladies! I challenge you to find one example of a Tittylicious hotty who doesn't justify being ogled over.

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March 22, 2013

Zuzana Z and the Other Gorgeous Women of Tainster

Zuzana Z and the Other Gorgeous Women of Tainster
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The lovely lady you see pictured here is a Czech model. Her name is Zuzana Z and she's just one of the many gorgeous women featured on the mega porn site known as Tainster. The fact that the network showcases such stunning models is one of the main reasons I like it as much as I do, but I'll have you know that it actually has a whole lot more going for it.

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March 21, 2013

Mature Models Have Got It Going On

Mature Models Have Got It Going On
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Most people tend to think that if a woman is in her 40s and has already had kids, then she is considered "over the hill" and "past her prime." I dunno 'bout that. I've seen plenty of older MILFs who I'd give my life for the chance of having sex with. I've also been to a few a swingers parties and, at one that was themed a MatureSexParty, I hooked up with a chick who's just as hot. In fact, she and a bunch of her friends are mature models both in and out of the porn industry. Clearly, those age-related stereotypes have no basis in reality.

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Lululemon Recalls See-through Pants

See-Through Yoga Pants
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Men all around the world woke up to some really sad news a couple days ago: Lululemon is recalling its black yoga pants. And if that wasn't bad enough, they were doing it because they were too see-through. Forget about the new pope, this is an issue that needs immediate attention!

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March 20, 2013

Ninja Sex! Hidden Masturbation!

Ninja Sex! Hidden Masturbation!
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Am I the only one who finds it funny when Americans get referred to as "Yanks?" Given how so many voyeurs like to slip a hand a hand in their pockets when nobody's looking and how we all love hidden masturbation so much, I feel the term best describes ninjas, don't you? The way a model's hands go flying all over her body during a masturbation porn scene even sometimes reminds me of ninja-style martial arts moves. Couple that with the existence of fisting and the fact that the French refer to orgasms as le petit mort ("the little death"), I can't be the only one who thinks that the ninja technique called the "five-fingered palm of death" sounds like a pussy-fingering technique, can I?

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March 19, 2013

Tap That Asian Booty

Tap That Asian Booty
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I did some Jillian Michael's Yoga Meltdown this past weekend and it was INTENSE. That woman works me like mad. With the Flying T's to the camel pose and the downward dogs, my body feels like it's falling to pieces. So, two days later I went to my local spa to let a professional ease the pain. My masseuse was a petite Asian woman with magical hands. No, it wasn't that kind of massage! My happy ending came about with a sparkling fruit juice and a cozy robe, so get your mind out of the gutter, people. Still, it's hard not to have your mind wander to those kinds of Asian porn clichés. No Asian booty was tapped during my visit, but then again, I can't tell you what the clients were doing in the other rooms. There doesn't appear to be any massage sex on ThaiChix, but there's a good amount of sex with Asian honeys.

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March 18, 2013

Naked Women In Public

Naked Women In Public
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You know those terrifying dreams where you're naked in public? Man, I hate those. You feel exposed and vulnerable and that everyone is judging and leering. Yuck! Now, I don't so much mind those dreams where a sexy nude dude walking around in public. Hell, I wish those were more like reality. I bet all you straight dudes feel the same way about hot chicks. There may not be so many naked women in public in your neck of the woods, which is why sites like BangedInPublic exist.

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March 17, 2013

Another Kind Of Professional Network

Another Kind Of Professional Network
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Many social networks are actually ways for working professionals to keep in touch with each other and to share their resumes with prospective clients and/or future employers. This type of site is typically referred to as a professional network, but I like to use that phrasing to refer to something else. With countless mega porn sites out there, to me, the phrase refers to the ones that more professionally made instead of slapped together in a few hours in order to snag a few bucks. You know, high-quality action, hot models and a well-made interface. Sites like BangbrosNetwork are the first to come to mind.

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March 15, 2013

See Tomorrow's Top Pornstars Today on Czech Casting

See Tomorrow's Top Pornstars Today On Czech Casting
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You can't just get up one morning and decide that you're going to be one of the adult industry's top pornstars. That's just not how things work. For many girls, the road to porn stardom begins with a casting session that has the babes proving that they've got what it takes to make it in the business. As a member of the reality porn site know as CzechCasting, you can join cuties (like Veronika, whom you see picture here) as they take their first steps towards becoming stars of the adult industry.

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March 14, 2013

Not Enough Sleep Makes Women Grumpier Than Men

Grumpy Girl
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Sure, one of the seven dwarves was named Grumpy, but that is only because Snow White got all that rest after eating the poison apple. Had Snow not been as well rested, the "grumpy" moniker would have probably gone to her - at least according to scientists at Duke University.

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March 13, 2013

Go For Gold In A Blowjob Contest

Go For Gold In A Blowjob Contest
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I recently spent most of a month playing host to a busty redheaded webcam model. Naturally, one of our conversations inevitably led to us talking about her job. Apparently, she won a medal for having given the best head during some sort of online blowjob contest. That's a pretty impressive accomplishment given how so many pornstars and cam girls are capable of whipping up a major DeepthroatFrenzy. I'm hoping she has a recording of her award-winning performance because after seeing so many amazing ones on various blowjob porn sites over the years, my expectations are kind of high.

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March 12, 2013

Keeping Dry with Some Squirt Porn

Keeping Dry with Some Squirt Porn
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Don't you just hate it when you make plans and then they go to hell because of the weather? That's exactly what happened to me this past Saturday. I had planned to do a bunch of activities outside, but some heavy rain put a damper on my plans. I wasn't going to let a downpour ruin my weekend, though, so I sat down at my computer to enjoy some squirt porn. Naturally, the first site I decided to check out was ClubCytherea, because when you think of a squirting pussy, you think of the site's star.

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March 11, 2013

This Is The Real Reason Why Everybody Loves Getting Drunk

This Is The Real Reason Why Everybody Loves Getting Drunk
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Most people say they like getting drunk because it makes them feel good and helps them de-stress. I call horse hockey on that, folks! It makes you lightheaded and either angry, sad or easy. Those first two drunken personality types are obviously not happy, but they still run the chance of hooking up with someone at a DrunkHomeParty. In my opinion, it's pretty much just the possibility of scoring some drunk sex that explains why we're all really willing to put up with alcohol poisoning and hangovers.

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March 10, 2013

Spank Me Please

Spank Me Please
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That's what the chicks on these sites want. Well, maybe not all of them. Still, I think many of them deserve it with naughty behavior! They might as well be toting signs that read, "Spank Me Please!" Either way, you'll see lots of tushies getting thrashed, buns beaten and cheeks caned on these spanking sites. Since I consider you a very important person, because you're reading my blog, let me direct your attention to VIP Spanking.

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March 9, 2013

It's Time to Join Some Mobile Porn Sites

It's Time to Join Some Mobile Porn Sites
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March 8, 2013

Shione Cooper and Tainster's Other Hot Czech Girls

Shione Cooper and Tainsters Other Hot Czech Girls
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Do you see the lovely lady pictured here? Not bad, eh? Her name is Shione Cooper and she's just one of the many stunning Czech girls featured on the mega porn site known as Tainster. The other babes on the network are just as beautiful, so the people behind it have really done an outstanding job of recruiting models for its productions.

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March 7, 2013

Baileys Slimming Down and No Such Thing as Beer Goggles

Baileys Slimming Down
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Today I have two alcohol-related stories for you. Now, I had a pretty rough weekend and am still feeling the effects, so alcohol isn't what I really want to be thinking about right now, but I liked the stories so I will tough it out.

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March 6, 2013

February's Top Porn Sites

February, Top, Porn, Sites
February's Top Porn Sites

It's the day that I pay some dues to the sites that rocked our worlds in February. Sure, some couples had romantic dinners and bought each other presents and had mind-blowing sex for Valentine's Day and I just looked at a hell of a lot of porn, but hey, I ain't complaining. I found a new mobile site and checked out pantyhose porn, cum-guzzling dudes, CBT, latex-clad babes and gals relieving themselves in public places. And I even got to have a "choose my own adventure" porn online experience. Yup, this is the life. Don't hate, just read on to see our top sites for last month.

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March 5, 2013

The Best Mobile Porn Site For You Is...

The Best Mobile Porn Site For You Is...
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I've got three friends who just got iPhones and they've all been asking me for iPhone porn recommendations. I gave the subject some thought and I'm going to use this blog to tell Jack, John and Tyler what I think is the best mobile porn site for each of them. I'll start by giving everyone some info about a site called MotherFuckerXXXMobile.

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March 4, 2013

Erotic Games For Girls

Erotic Games For Girls
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My friend jokes that there are no video games worth playing that are geared only for women. While I tend to agree, I just can't see what the correlation is between that and porn for women. I find it bizarre that she would complain about video games and then just watch hour after hour of smut to deal with it. To be fair, she does like her CFNMShow now and then. Maybe I should commission some kinky games for girls.

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March 3, 2013

Watch a Video of a Sexy Woman Masturbating

Watch a Video of a Sexy Woman Masturbating
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No, I'm not inviting you to be creepy and go peering into women's homes to try to catch a glimpse of them flicking their bean. This is actually a command. If you have a suspicion that your lady friend is faking her orgasms, watch a video of a woman masturbating! She obviously knows her own cooter and knows that makes it purr, so get a clue. Does she rub clockwise? Does she use fingers? Does she like it super wet? Oh, you don't know where to find such a site? Well, here are three: Ron Harris, Twistys and DigitalDesire. Take your pick and watch these sexy chicks flick!

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March 2, 2013

Who Wants To Model Nude For Me?

Who Wants To Model Nude For Me?
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Have I mentioned that I get to spend most of the month playing host to a ridiculously hot webcam model? I ask because I get to spend most of the month playing host to a ridiculously hot webcam mode. If you see a really tall guy walking around with a goofy smile on his face while surrounded by a group of sexy girls, then that would be me playing escort to someone who likes to model nude for a living and to her friends. Seriously, can I brag for just one more moment? This babe is as hot as LeonyAprill! Ok, I'm done bragging (for today).

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March 1, 2013

I'd Let Him Fuck My Wifes Ass

I'd Let Him Fuck My Wifes Ass
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Maybe it's because I'm single and a bit of a swinger, but I've never understood why guys freak out about the idea of someone having sex with their wives. I understand not being comfortable if you're not there to watch, but if you are, then it's literally like getting a free hardcore performance that you could never catch at any strip club. Just the thought of a lover's round ass jiggling with each thrust is already getting me hot. Hell, forget her mouth and pussy - if my babe had MonsterCurves, I'd even go as far as to insist that another guy fuck my wifes ass!

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