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January 31, 2013

She's Got A Different Kind Of Foot Pain

She's Got A Different Kind Of Foot Pain
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A friend of mine works as a cam model and smalltime porn actress. About a week ago, she filmed her first ever scene for a foot fetish site. It had her doing all kinds of things like walking in see-through stilettos, having her HotLegsAndFeet covered in chocolate sauce and later in lube and, of course, giving footjobs to a bunch of guys. She was expecting to have sore legs from the repeated back-and-forth motions, but what actually happened is that the soles of her feet got a little chafed from having them rubbed against two-dozen dicks. It even led to some massive foot pain at one point.

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January 30, 2013

More Sex When Women do "Women's Work" and Men do "Men's Work"

A Woman's Work Won't Get You Laid
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Men, do you want to have more sex with your wife? Well, then put that sponge down and slowly walk away from those dirty dishes! And don't you even look at that shopping list! Get out there and mow the lawn, fix the car and then come inside and pay the bills!

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January 29, 2013

Gotta Love Dat Ass

Gotta Love Dat Ass
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I've never been one for using words like "ain't" and "dayamn" and "dat." But that said, dayamn ain't dat ass amazing! I recently had a one-night stand with a chick who had a round ass like you wouldn't believe. Thank you, Jesus/Buddha/Satan/whoever, because she was also into anal sex, so I ended up having quite the BigAssAdventure. Being a one-night stand, by definition, I won't get the chance to fuck her ever again. However, I can live vicariously through the lucky guys on these sites.

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January 28, 2013

Tuning In To Nude Cartoons

Tuning In To Nude Cartoons
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With all these specialty channels on TV these days, you can even find channels dedicated to hardcore porn. My cousin has access to an all-cartoon and an all-anime channel. However, I still haven't heard of one that focuses on nothing but anime and cartoon hardcore. Heck, I can't even find vanilla shows with nude cartoons in them. Where are all my hentai cartoons? This is why I gave up on giving cable providers my hard-earned cash - why pay for non-sex cartoons when some amazing AnimatedKink can still only be found online?

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January 27, 2013

The Unmistakable Sound of a Woman Masturbating

The Unmistakable Sound of a Woman Masturbating
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So last night I was in my bathroom shaving with my electric razor, and when I turned it off, I could still hear a buzzing sound. It took me a second, but I soon realized that the noise was coming from my neighbor's apartment. I listened a little closer and came to understand that what I was hearing was the sound of a vibrator. Hearing the girl next door getting herself off really turned me on and gave me a real urge to see a woman masturbating. As soon as my neighbor finished her business, I headed straight to my computer so I could take care of mine. Once I sat down, I went right to WatchYouJerk and enjoyed some amazing masturbation porn.

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January 26, 2013

Let these Girls at the Huge Black Dick

Let these Girls at the Huge Black Dick
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Someone at a party recently asked me if I had ever been with a black man. I didn't see it as any of their business, really. Who asks that of someone they just met? Do I look like a person who kisses and tells? Or I guess in more certain terms, fucks a huge black penis and tells? Well, the hotties on these three sites don't just want to talk about it, they want it committed to film. I've included a mix of ebony porn and interracial raunch here and I have decided to start off with a mega-site that focuses on many beautiful, horny black performers. Let me introduce you to the LordsOfPorn.

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January 25, 2013

Free Blowjob Videos Suck (And Not In The Good Way)

Free Blowjob Videos Suck (And Not In The Good Way)
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A friend of mine recently asked why I still bother to sign up for blowjob porn sites in this day and age when a doing a little Google Fu can ninja my way to finding free blowjob videos. Forget the legal and moral repercussions for a second. Have you seen that garbage? Don't bother. The quality is always beyond crummy, the action is usually subpar and you usually only get random parts of a scene instead of the full thing. If I want to see YoungThroats getting fucked good and hard, then I'm willing to pay a few pennies a month to get my money's worth, thank you very much.

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January 24, 2013

A Handjob Cumshot Like A Shotgun Blast

A Handjob Cumshot Like A Shotgun Blast
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Have you ever had a reach around? When done right, these are easily the best handjobs a person can receive. I once saw a video in which the babe had it down to such an exact science, that she finished her man off with a sudden double pump while making a clicking sound with her mouth. Combine all this with the huge handjob cumshot that followed and it looked like the guy's cock was a double-barrel shotgun. My friend couldn't believe me, so I went online to look for it. Unfortunately, I couldn't find the video, but I did have a lot of fun in my search thanks to a few sites like UKHandjobs.

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January 23, 2013

Donkey-Sex Guy Arrested Again and a One Dollar Fight

Dettol Dildo Ad
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First off, the image above has nothing to do with the stories I am going to talk about. But I thought it was a great hand sanitizer ad and wanted you all to see it, so there it is. Okay, now on to the donkey-sex guy getting arrested again. But this time it isn't for having sex with a donkey.

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January 22, 2013

Lovely Foreign Ladies

Lovely Foreign Ladies
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I've got a friend who lives on the other side of town and I love to go visit him. It takes me a while to get to his place, but the trip is always worth it, because his apartment building is filled with lovely foreign ladies. His neighbors are all stunning and they drive me wild. They drive me so nuts, in fact, that the first I do when I get home from my buddy's place is check out some ethnic pussy on sites like ATKExotics.

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January 21, 2013

Banging Mature MILFs

Banging Mature MILFs
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For some people, mature MILFs only refer to chicks who are responsible. For others, it actually means older moms. I find that the latter get us the more exciting porn scenes. If someone is all uptight and responsible, chances are she is not going to make for a wilder MILF since maturity in this sense means the exact opposite of being wild. Meanwhile, there are EasyElders really like to cut loose, which makes the sucking and fucking all the hotter.

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January 20, 2013

Want To See A Busty Wife Fuck?

Want To See A Busty Wife Fuck?
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I don't think there's any shortage of amateur porn sites on the Internet and the best thing about those, as well all know, are the horny wives. Is there anything better than a busty wife getting her fill of cock? Or having lesbian sex? Or getting both the cock and pussy at the same time? You can never really tell if the babes on these sites are actually married, I mean they may sport a ring on that all-important left hand and call the guy they're fucking "hubby," but that doesn't mean they're hitched. That really doesn't bother me much, though, as I have a pretty strong imagination. The good thing about CumOnWives is that you don't have to imagine what these amateur beauties look like covered in their lover's spunk since it happens a lot!

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January 19, 2013

The Jerk Off Girls

The Jerk Off Girls
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That would be an awesome name for all-girl metal band, wouldn't it? I think it would. A little The Donnas mixed with The Runaways and a little of In This Moment chick growling thrown in. I like it! Well, these girls wouldn't be jerking off on stage or anything, much to your chagrin, but instead they would play their set and then tell their fans in the audience to jerk off... and show you how to do it! That's exactly what these first two various porn sites are about. The jerk off girls on JerkOffInstructors will have no shortage of pupils willing sit in their classroom!

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January 18, 2013

Extreme Gangbang? These Folks Are In!

Extreme Gangbang? These Folks Are In!
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Did the title get ya? I like to think I'm pretty familiar with porn now since I've been at this job for a while now. And in my smutty travels, I've seen many fetishes and gotten to know many networks. Today, I'd once again like to talk about one of my favorites. I believe I may have sung this company's praises once or twice before, but hey, that's how I roll. When I like something, I want the world to know. And I want them to listen to me talk about it a lot. The company is questions is the producer of the three porn sites I'm about to discuss. The first one deals with gangbang porn, but the other two give you a bit of variety, so let's get right into it, shall we? Let's start the MadSexParty, or what I like to call the extreme gangbang.

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January 17, 2013

Chimp Loves Porn and Teacher Offers Blowjob

Chimp Loves Porn
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The second I saw the story about a chimpanzee that watches porn my head started to swirl with all the possible monkey jokes, puns and turns of phrase available: monkey see, monkey do; monkey business; curious George; monkeying around; get your filthy hands off me you damn dirty apes!; hey, hey we're the Monkees; it was beauty killed the beast; and, of course, spanking the monkey. However, I couldn't decide which one to go with, so how about I just tell you the story?

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January 16, 2013

Good Times with Gloryholes

Good Times with Gloryholes
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Whenever I'm in a sketchy bar, I always make a point of looking for gloryholes when I step into the washroom. It's not that I intend to use them, but I look for them all the same. Anyway, it's actually pretty rare to come across one, so if you want to experience some GloryHole action, your best bet is to sit down at your computer and find some blowjob porn sites that have chicks sucking dicks that protrude from walls.

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January 15, 2013

A Rain Of Anal Insertions

A Rain Of Anal Insertions
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A few years back, we used to have a writer who used colorful metaphors that, well, didn't quite make sense. For example, "rain of insertions." I know "raining cats and dogs" doesn't make much sense either, so maybe I should stop giggling at rain-related imagery and try to roll with things. For all I know, AnalyzedGirls are into something known as "a rain of anal insertions." I can see the dildos falling from the sky and landing into a chick's ass now. I wonder if there's an anal porn site that has this as its motif?

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January 14, 2013

Thumbs Up For Mega Porn Sites

Thumbs Up For Mega Porn Sites
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I don't think I know one person who doesn't like to get a lot for their money. You work hard, right? You want to get a lot of value when you fork over the dough. I can't really stand paying 100 bucks for a teeny tiny meal at the hottest new restaurant or even 10 dollars for an itty-bitty martini in a posh club. I really can't stand clothing stores charging $50+ for ripped jeans. Um, I'm known to be a clumsy gal, can I get a discount if I am going to put holes in them myself tripping up the escalator in the subway two days after I buy them? I guess this means I'm cheap, but hey, I like to get a good amount for what I'm paying. Is that so bad? That said, when it comes to porn, I also like to get a lot for the green I shell out. That's why I generally stick to mega porn sites. The mega-sites I'm about to discuss have a few things in common: good price, large collection and high quality, which are three things that should be at the top of your must-have list. So, let's get right to it with DDFNetwork.

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January 13, 2013

Skinny Teens Know How To Have Fun

Skinny Teens Know How To Have Fun
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As some of my long-term readers know, I have lost around 150lbs over the last four years (I also seem to have found some of it over the recent Christmas holidays). At the beginning of that time, I asked a friend how she managed to maintain such a perfect figure. To my surprise, she answered that skinny teens like herself look so good because they burn tons of calories through having sex. She even knew some teen babes who fucked anybody they could get their hands on because it was such a good workout. They'd bang their friends, have they boyfriends fuck them and even MomsBangTeens, depending on their orientation!

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January 12, 2013

My Day Started With a Porn Parody Site

My Day Started With a Porn Parody Site
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Sometimes I like to regale my friends with a "day in the life" of a porn reviewer and describe some of the various porn sites I see throughout the day. I don't always tell people what I do when they ask, as I don't always want to explain the specifics and clarify that I don't work "IN" porn. There have been countless events where a friend of mine has shouted out loud across the room, "Hey Lisa, have you met April? She works in porn." That brings almost every conversation in the room to a grinding halt and everyone turns to look at me. People tend to think that means I consider myself a pornstar and I imagine they start to look at the zit on my forehead, my slightly thick thighs and my eyebrows that desperately need plucking and star to wonder what kind of porn I engage in and who exactly would want to see me fuck. Okay, that's perhaps my imagination getting away from me. That and I think my self-loathing might be showing. My point is is that I just had a long dinner yesterday where I told my group of pals about three somewhat varied porn sites that I recently updated. My first story was about the porn parody site, Devils Film Parodies.

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January 11, 2013

I Think We've Got Cragislist Mobile Beat

I Think We've Got Cragislist Mobile Beat
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Ads for 2013's games have made me really want to buy a Nintendo 3DS, but the holiday and post-holiday sales have just ended. I've checked all the auction sites and retail stores, but everybody's charging the same (crazy high) price. My friend recommended Craigslist mobile, so I gave it a go. Turns out they not only sell the 3DS, but also there are people selling mobile porn subscriptions. Right, because I'm going to buy a login from some random guy on a wanted ad. Please, do not fall for these scams, people! If you want access to a site like ChristophsBigNaturalTitsMobile, then just go through a review site (hint hint) and you'll not only get the real deal, but also you'll likely save more money doing this legal way.

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January 10, 2013

Why is Your Man into Oral Sex?

Facesitting Babe
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If the question was referring to why your guy loves getting his cock sucked, the answer would simply be, DUH! However, the oral sex I am referencing in the title is cunnilingus.

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January 9, 2013

A Different Kind of Black Ops

A Different Kind of Black Ops
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My cousin is obsessed with the Call of Duty games, particularly the Black Ops spinoff series. Personally, I prefer to obsess over black pussy. Sexy ebony babes can take a series of spins on my cock any day of the week! The fun is a whole lot better than any video game can provide, especially when it includes the kind of oral action that can only be found on sites like GhettoGaggers.

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January 8, 2013

Nothing Beats A Good Asian Fuck

Nothing Beats A Good Asian Fuck
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I don't know about you, but I rang in the New Year with a bang. Times two! You see, I'm referring to an amazing threesome I got to have with a pair of Asian friends. Forget singing "Auld Lang Sine" and giving a kiss at midnight! I'd rather get a hummer while in the middle of a midnight Asian fuck fest! So I did just that! My cock enjoyed quite the JapaneseSlurp, but it unfortunately doesn't seem like either babe wants to make the event more than just a New Year's party. Luckily, I know where all the hottest Asian porn scenes can be found, which I'll have to use as a substitution.

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January 7, 2013

Erotic Models Online

Erotic Models Online
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With the weather outside being so awful as of late, I've been spending a lot of my time looking at erotic models online. I've really been enjoying the hot babes on sites like DigitalDesire, Stunners, and XArt and I think you'd really enjoy them as well. Let me tell you a little about the websites so you know what they have to offer you.

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January 6, 2013

OTK Videos Can't Solve All Our Problems

OTK Videos Can't Solve All Our Problems
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A little corporal punishment used to be life's answers to everything back in the day, but as time progressed, we moved away from floggings, canings and tushy spankings. I don't know about you, but I miss the efficiency of those days, as well as the hot displays of punishment. Watching OTK videos do a fine job of substituting for the real thing, but they're just not quite the same as seeing a real-life spanked ass, are they? I'd still recommend checking out a SpankedCutie, though, and here's why.

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January 5, 2013

Some Girls Love Messy Facials

Some Girls Love Messy Facials
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I used to help a woman with work around her home and I loved it. It wasn't because the pay was great, but rather because there were certain perks that came along with the job. You see, the lady had an 18-year-old daughter and the girl loved messy facials and she'd have me give her one whenever her mother left us alone for any length of time. The babe ended up moving across the country and I lost contact with her, but I still think of her sometimes. Seeing as I'm thinking of her right now, I think I'll tell you a bit about CumaholicTeens and a couple of other cum porn sites that I think she'd really enjoy.

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January 4, 2013

December's Top Porn Sites

December, Top, Porn, Sites
December's Top 10 Porn Sites

Happy New Year from Rabbit's Reviews! Are we all ready for a brand new year of wanking, spanking and yanking? Not to mention rubbing, stroking, tugging, jerking, flicking, licking, sucking and fucking? I'm all atwitter, anticipating all the glorious new porn our team will get to review for you guys in the next 365 days. I saw some new stuff in 2012 that blew my mind, so I'm rarin' to get on the ol' computer and bring you more. Here are the top sites for December. Enjoy and cheers to a safe, raunchy, horny, orgasm-filled 2013!

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January 3, 2013

Nominations Now Open For RISE 2013

Nominations Now Open For RISE 2013

It is 2013 and we can't think of a better way to kick off our 10th year of providing you with honest, accurate reviews of the porn sites you love then announcing the return of our annual RISE Awards. As we have done each year, we reach out to those in the industry and, most importantly, our readers to find out what are the hottest, funnest, sexiest and most interesting sites on the web today.

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100 Bottles of Semen on the Wall

100 Bottles of Semen
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At first I was going to talk about how Nadya Suleman isn't going to the AVN Awards even though her film "Octomom Home Alone" is nominated for four awards, including "Best Solo Release." But then I realized I didn't care! So instead I want to tell you about Uta Kohaku.

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January 2, 2013

Gangbangs Are a Girl's Best Friend

Gangbangs Are a Girl's Best Friend
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I've been dating someone on and off for a while now and it looks like it's starting to finally get serious. That means I had to buy her a Christmas present. I think it's still too soon to get her anything too personal. So while the evil jewelry moguls may have brainwashed society into believing that blood diamonds are a girl's best friend, I think I'm going to stick with something I know she'd really like that doesn't have me committing thousands of dollars to an industry I adamantly protest. Seeing as how I met her at a SpunkParty, I'm going to assume that this chick is a real fan of gangbangs. With that in mind, the presents that I got her for XXX-mas (sorry, couldn't resist!) were subscriptions to a trio of gangbang porn sites.

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January 1, 2013

Interracial Comics Aren't That Funny

Interracial Comics Aren't That Funny
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When my friend asked if I wanted to take a look at some interracial comics, I immediately assumed he was referring to some kind of black-on-white hentai. It turned out he was referring to a small-time comedy gala in which all of the comedians were speaking about what it's like to be dating, in a relationship or married to someone who was of a different ethnicity. The "humor" was painfully boring. One white guy had a decent set, but all the emphasis he put on how he was boning BrownBunnies all the time kept throwing off the flow of his jokes. I really wish my friend had just given me some interracial porn instead.

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