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November 30, 2012

Two Things Not On My Bucket List: Pee-pee Cupcakes and Llama Banging

Pee-pee Cupcake
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One of my coworkers brought homemade cookies into work this week. After I had one I overheard her warning another coworker that they might not be very good because she used an ingredient she wasn't totally comfortable with. As it turns out, that ingredient was just a different kind of flour. Earlier this month in Connecticut, a couple of high school girls used regular flour to make cupcakes for their classmates, but also added their urine.

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November 29, 2012

When To Watch Mobile Porn Videos

When To Watch Mobile Porn Videos
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Not everybody realizes this, but there are actually moments when using you smart phones is not appropriate. You wouldn't play Angry Birds at full volume in the middle of a funeral, after all. Likewise, you need to know when to watch your mobile porn videos and when not to. Some decorum is suggested, meaning you should try to only watch them while you've got at least a little bit of privacy. That's my advice, at least, after having had a half a popcorn bucket tossed at me for using my friend's iPhone to look up, well, iPhone porn while waiting for a movie to start screening. I figured site called JonniDarkkoXXXMobile would be appropriate in the darkness of the theater. Guess I was wrong.

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November 28, 2012

Forget the Twinkies and Enjoy an Asian Creampie

Forget the Twinkies and Enjoy an Asian Creampie
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So even though they were supposed to outlast the nuclear, Mayan and zombie apocalypses combined, Twinkies have finally gone the way of the dinosaur. I know a lot of people who are seriously depressed over this, which is more surprising than it should be since some of them didn't like the snack cake to begin with. I was always more of a fan of foods like Asian pear pie, myself. Although, watching a bunch of Asian porn lately has been putting me in the mood for an Asian creampie, instead. Ok, so that pun was a groaner. I apologize. However, you'll thank me for all the groaning you'll be doing once I introduce you to a site called AsiaMoviePass.

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November 27, 2012

Masturbating to Babe Pics

Masturbating to Babe Pics
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Having worked in various aspects of the porn industry for many years now, I think I've gotten a little desensitized to beautiful women. I can still tell when someone's hot and, given the chance to bone them, I can normally get off with just about every woman I'd fuck, but I rarely have that head-spinning moment when you see a total babe. Obviously, nude babes still do it for me, so a well-photographed series of babe pics always makes my jaw drop and serves as a great reminder that "hot" isn't just defined by how skilled a woman can be in bed, but also just by the natural beauty she can exude. Of course, the hottest chicks do both, like the ones you would find on DailySexDose.

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November 26, 2012

Hot Chicks and Anal Pics

Hot Chicks and Anal Pics
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I often go through phases that have me preferring one kind of porn over others. I think I'm going through one such phase right now, because all I want to see is anal fucking. I've actually found some great butt sex on a few sites this week and I'm going to use this blog to point you to a few of them so that you can enjoy some sweet anal pics and vids too. The first site that I want to give you some info on is a new one called ButtPlays.

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November 25, 2012

Did Someone Say Cartoon Porn Video?

Did Someone Say Cartoon Porn Video?
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We have to admit there are many sexy cartoons out there? Daphne and Velma? Betty and Veronica? Storm and Rogue? Jessica Rabbit? Betty Boop even? Oh yes. You can tell some of these toon creators have also a vast repertoire of porn at home. Curvy bottoms, shapely legs, big boobs? Well, there are plenty of toon porn and hentai sites on the market, so you don't really have to worry about not finding a cartoon porn video to your liking. Let's first see what AnimatedKink has to offer.

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November 24, 2012

Cold Weather Means a Hot Blowjob

Cold Weather Means a Hot Blowjob
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While the thermometer is slowly moving downwards, winter coats and boots are coming out and as well as mittens and hats. The heating system is fine in my office, but even if it weren't, I'd imagine all the porn I watch would keep me nice and toasty. Just the other day I was watching a hot blowjob and I might just have made the mercury rise if I shoved a thermometer in my mouth during the scene. Blowjobs are a standard is almost all porn, but there are plenty of sites dedicated to just this sex act and DrilledMouths is one such website.

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November 23, 2012

We've Got Our Own Yurizan Beltran Gallery

We've Got Our Own Yurizan Beltran Gallery
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Like the blog's title says, we here at Rabbit's Reviews have our own Yurizan Beltra gallery and we couldn't be happier about it. This girl has got to be one of the hottest pornstars working in the industry today, so we truly feel honored to see her here wearing one of our shirts. Unfortunately, we don't have too many more pics of her to share with you, but we can point you towards a site that does. The site in question is called YuriLuv and it's really the website you want to join if you're a fan of Yurizan.

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November 22, 2012

Olive Oil and Typewriters: From Obvious to Not So Obvious

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I read a lot of stories, looking for ones I want to talk about in these posts and they often fall into one of two categories: "obvious" and "not so obvious." Today I have one of each for you.

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November 21, 2012

Got a Date with a Fitness Model

Got a Date with a Fitness Model
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There's a wall at my gym that has framed pictures of the trainers on it. I used to get déjà vu every time I walked by it and recently, I finally figured why that is. One of them is also a fitness model in her spare time. She doesn't have the muscle tone that you would expect to see on a babe gracing the cover a fitness magazine, though. Instead, her physique makes her look a lot like IveyAmes. I wonder if the fact that she knows a bunch of porn models is just a coincidence. Either way, I don't mind, because I've got a date with this babe tonight!

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November 20, 2012

Her Feet Were Magical

Her Feet Were Magical
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I used to date a girl who sucked at giving handjobs, but could give incredible footjobs. Seriously, this chick could work wonders with her feet. I bring her up because I bumped into her this morning and seeing her gave me the urge to tell you fine folks about some sites where you can see other babes work magic with their feet. There's actually a website that's called MagicalFeet, so I'll start by giving you a little info about it.

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November 19, 2012

Sexy Pantyhose on Sexy Girls

Sexy Pantyhose On Sexy Girls
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I work in an office building and that means that I often get to see sexy girls wearing sexy pantyhose and nylons. I shared an elevator with four beautiful women wearing pantyhose just this morning and simply being around them got me in the mood to talk about some of the fine sites that we've discussed in the section of our website devoted to lingerie porn. So if you'd like to learn a little about PantyhoseForLadies and a couple of other sites, I invite you to keep on reading.

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November 18, 2012

A Different Kind of Black Sabbath

A Different Kind of Black Sabbath
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I just celebrated my birthday recently and got my freak on to some black Sabbath. However, I doubt that I'm thinking of the same thing you are when I say that. Most people know for it the band, but I'm using the word "Sabbath" in the biblical sense, meaning "Saturday." Meanwhile, the "black" pertains to all the ebony pussy I had. Interracial threesome, people! Aw, yeah! My only wish is that it wasn't a one-nighter, because after sex like that, I'd love for those black beauties to be my BlackGFs!

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November 17, 2012

Live Pimpin Free Sex Chat Promo Codes & Coupons

Live Pimpin Free Sex Chat Promo Codes & Coupons
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Every time I see the word "Pimpin" I think of Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin" song. I had a small piano when I was little and it made the same kind of sound as the instrument used in the track, so it holds a special place in my heart. Another thing that holds a special place in my heart - and my groin - is live cam sites, like LivePimpin.

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November 16, 2012

We Are Talking about Teen Porn Movies

We Are Talking about Teen Porn Movies
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I was in need of some inspiration to write this teen porn blog (it's been a long day... and it's only 11:06 AM) and so I went online to do a little research. I needed that spark to ignite that fiery writing passion within me. I didn't find any suitable teen porn subjects, but I did however find out about a hotel for fisting just outside of France. Yes, you can get things done to your butt while you enjoy a stay at this scenic B&B. What are they going to think of next? What does that have to do with the hot teen porn movies on 18Stream? Well, some of these hotties like to have things done to their butt too! It's not a hand going up there, but it is a big, fat cock!

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November 15, 2012

These Women Deserve an Erotic Spanking

These Women Deserve an Erotic Spanking
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Ok guys and gals, it's time to revisit some spanking porn sites, so let's get the mood right. Schoolgirl kilt? Check! Cane? Check. Paddle. Check! Bad attitude? Oh yessir! Alright then, I am more than ready to watch some ass thrashing. Erotic spanking videos are sometimes hard to come across since there's so much crying and yelping in pain, but they exist and I'm on a quest. Come along, won't you? Perhaps I will find something to like on Spank Christina.

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November 14, 2012

Man Sues His Wife for Being Ugly

Man Sues His Wife For Being Ugly?
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Jian Feng thought he was the luckiest man in the world. He had a beautiful wife and a baby on the way. Life was good. Until he walked into the hospital room and saw his baby for the first time!

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November 13, 2012

Get Lost in a Pornstar Pile

Get Lost in a Pornstar Pile
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I never enjoyed football or rugby since I always was the slowest one and got stuck under the pile of people. I couldn't' run fast enough and my teammates just keep chucking me the ball and my opponents were so speedy! Before I knew it, there was a knee on my back, dirt in my ear and I was spitting out turf, or dirt or some of my teeth. Now, just because that doesn't appeal to me doesn't mean the bottom of a pornstar pile doesn't sound like a good time. And I know three sexy porn chicks that I would want kneeling on top of me. First up, a honey that barely needs an intro: the incomparable Tera Patrick.

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November 12, 2012

Flicking the Bean to Reality Sex Flicks

 Flicking the Bean to Reality Sex Flicks
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You'll notice I didn't say, flicking MY bean. Well, that is because I am a lady and ladies never kiss and tell. Or flick and tell. Those intimate times are between me and my vanilla-scented candle and John Mayer record. In any case, reality sex flicks can be very erotic and I'm sure there are plenty of you out there flicking your own bean whacking your meat to them. What's with food references to genitalia anyway - meat, sausage, weiner, clam, taco, bean. Sheesh. Okay, I am getting away from my original topic here. We need to discuss the reality porn thing, so let's talk about Reality Junkies.

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November 11, 2012

Celebrity Ass Awaits

Celebrity Ass Awaits
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There was a bad movie on television last night and I didn't really want to watch it, but I stuck with it for a while, simply because I knew that there was a great nude scene coming up. After wasting more time than I would have liked waiting to see some celebrity ass, the moment I was waiting for finally came. As it ended, it dawned on me that I was dumb to sit and wait for the scene, because I could have gotten up off my couch and visited MrSkin if I really wanted to see the scene so badly. I really need to remember that nude celebrities are never more than a few clicks away.

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November 10, 2012

Bizarre Porn Sites

Bizarre Porn Sites
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There are so many porn sites out there these days that it really isn't easy for any one site to stand out amongst the pack. That said, there are some website that have managed to do just that and a number of them have done so by offering some truly weird porn. Today, I'll be introducing you to three of the most bizarre porn sites that I can think of and I want to start by telling you about ItsReal, because it's one of my personal favorites.

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November 9, 2012

Cram In Some Time with Sexy Cam Girls

Cram In Some Time with Sexy Cam Girls
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Stop me if you've heard this one. (I tend to repeat my stories, a sign of age, I'm afraid.) Although I like cam girls and I think they've got some guts to just bare it all for strangers, I have trouble reviewing live cam porn sites. See, they usually assume that I'm a man who is stopping by for a rub and a tug, and well, I'm not, now am I? I am neither a man nor am I here to masturbate. I am there to review the site. Therefore, I get all flustered and red-faced when they try to talk dirty and get me to flirt with them. It's like a turn into an acne-faced teen who has trouble asking out the girl of his dreams. Hence, I pass of the cam reviews to A.K usually. He actually reviewed Pornstar Flirt, so I'll just give you a quick overview.

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November 8, 2012

From Sushi Cologne to Krypton

Just-In Beaver
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I assume that many of you are glad that the U.S. presidential election is finally over, although there's still plenty of press coverage regarding the results. Maybe you're a bit tired of hearing about it, so in an effort to give you something to think about besides politics I thought it was time for another multiple-story barrage that I like to do sometimes. So let's get to it, shall we?

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November 7, 2012

Nothing Beats A Pair Of Mature Big Tits

Nothing Beats A Pair Of Mature Big Tits
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I like boobs, particularly when those boobs are members of the big bazonga family. Friends who feel the same way say they make exceptions for the big tits found on older MILFs. This, I just don't even understand, let alone agree with. There are two types of MILFs who really do it for me. One includes PantyMoms and the other consists of mommies with a pair of mature big tits. Whether they're saggy or firm, huge juggs on an older woman is always hot!

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November 6, 2012

October's Top Porn Sites

October, Top, Porn, Sites
October's Top 10 Porn Sites

We've passed the spooky thrill of Halloween and so now it's time to trudge our way through November to get to Christmas. Well, while you're busy thinking about your long Christmas list (ahem, Dodge Challenger with a big red bow and a Coach purse), stop by here to check out our naughty list of the top sites for October. We guarantee these sites will make you feel quite nice.

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Homemade Gangbang Videos

Homemade Gangbang Videos
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There's this guy I know who considers himself something of an amateur pornographer. He's always trying to get me to watch his homemade gangbang videos and I try my best to avoid them, mostly because they're so awful. Maybe I'm too harsh, though. Maybe I've just gotten to the point where I've been to so many great group sex websites that I can't appreciate the amateur stuff like I used to. If you don't want to suffer a similar fate, you should probably stop reading now, because I'm going to use this blog to tell you about CumSquad and two other sites that could potentially have the same effect on you.

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November 5, 2012

Cum To These Great Sex Movies

Cum To These Great Sex Movies
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There's no need to have a porn stash somewhere in your house anymore since you can just join several sites! I mean you still can leave a trail for someone to find, but at least you can try to delete it. A big box of porn movies is hard to cover up - unless of course you have a cool secret compartment in your closet or a place to hide it all under a loose floorboard. I always wanted a secret compartment in my floor. I thought it would be so cool to hide cash and porn and cigarettes and the occasional mickey of liquor. Wow. once again, I am overthinking things. Of course my laptop is kind of looking like one big secret compartment lately, what with all the great sex movies I've been downloading from Sweet Sinner.

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November 4, 2012

Hardcore Anal Hotties

Hardcore Anal Hotties
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There's a guy I know who happens to be thinking about leaving the great girl that he's dating simply because she's not down with anal sex. He can obviously do what he wants, but I think he'd be making a major mistake by walking away from this girl. She's everything a man could ask for and so much better than this guy deserves. She's seriously so out of his league that if he was smart, he would just accept her decision and settle for enjoying a hardcore anal site like TheAssFactory.

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November 3, 2012

Relaxing With Soft Core Porn

Relaxing With Soft Core Porn
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Hardcore action can really get your motor revving, but there are ways to get off without getting all worked up. Sometimes it's more fun to unwind and relax while still being aroused. I find that soft core porn is perfect for situations like this. With softer smut, the focus isn't on the action itself, but rather the EroticBeauty of the models themselves. When done right, film can do a fine job of capturing this focus, but I still tend to prefer erotic photography out of the two.

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November 2, 2012

What Does P.S. Stand For? Probably Not Pussy Squirting

What Does P.S. Stand For? Probably Not Pussy Squirting
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So what if I didn't know what P.S stood for before I sat down to write this. I mean they put it in acronym form for a reason - so people can easily remember it, right? I mean why else? "Postscript" isn't all that long of a word and you probably could just write that out at the bottom of a letter or a document with no issue. Okay, I may be overthinking this. Let's just get to the pussy squirting that I'm set to talk about today. The squirt porn comes from three different sites and the first one on the list is Shes Gonna Squirt!

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November 1, 2012

The Difference Between XXX Swearing And Hot XXX

The Difference Between XXX Swearing And Hot XXX
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I freely admit that I'm a total comic book geek. When done right, they're literally as interesting as anything you'll see on primetime TV or in a movie theater. However, they still censor most swearing in a lot of the mainstream titles. To do so, they fill the word bubble with gibberish like "$%&^!" and the like. Recently, I saw "XXX" as the swear word. Someone needs to explain to these people that triple Xs like that always refers to hot XXX smut. I've checked out various porn sites in my days and unless your "XXX" refers to the kind of naughtiness you'd find on DevilsFilmParodies, then your naughty word isn't being used in the right context!

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