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October 31, 2012

Halloween's a Mother Fucker

Halloween's a Mother Fucker
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Halloween is fast approaching and that means I've got a lot to do. I need to get a costume, carve some pumpkins, purchase some candies and figure out a way to flirt with the MILF babes who bring their little brats to my door without having my girlfriend cut me up into ribbons. Coming up with a way to do that last thing is going to be a mother fucker and frankly, it might not even be possible. Now that I think of it, I'll probably be much better off spending my Halloween in front of my computer with some Mars bars in my mouth and MILF Sugar Babes on my screen.

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Woman Sells Her Virginity for $780,000

Woman Sells Her Virginity For $780,000
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That noise you heard earlier this week was a collective gasp as nerds around the world saw two things sold that they all wish they could have: "Star Wars" and sex with a woman.

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October 30, 2012

I Plan To Party Hard

I Plan To Party Hard
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I've been invited to a party next weekend, but I don't plan on going. The gathering is being held way across town and rather than trek way the hell out there, I think I'd rather just stay in and "party hard" on my own, if you know what I mean. If you don't follow, what I'm suggesting is that I might have more fun staying home and stroking my boner as I check out Drunk Sex Orgy and other fun sites where one can see party babes getting a little wild and crazy.

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October 29, 2012

Hot Babe Gives Cock Massage With Pussy

Hot Babe Gives Cock Massage With Pussy
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A friend of mine used to work as a masseuse and joked that she always gave happy endings to customers on account of how relaxed they always left after a good neck and back rub. Right. Because that's totally what a "happy ending massage" refers to. (Can you taste my sarcasm?) She was actually a legitimate masseuse, but she admits to once allowing a customer to pay for her sex. She explained that she couldn't pass him up on account of how he had a ridiculously big dick. At first she agreed to just a handjob, but after feeling how thick and heavy it was, she caved and gave him a cock massage with her pussy as well. She swears the dude was hung like one of the Donger Brothers.

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October 28, 2012

Looking For Some Hot Lesb This Evening

Looking For Some Hot Lesb This Evening
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Does anybody remember the vinyl era? I'm from the time when cassettes were transitioning into the CD age, so records are a bit before my time. That's not to say I've never heard them being played before. Just never anywhere besides a DJ's turntable. Recently, I heard a record single of Donna Summers' "Hot Stuff" song. It was scratched a bit, so at one point it sounded like she wanted some "hot lesb" instead. A friend laughed, but I suddenly found myself craving Czech Lesbians that evening. Once I got home, I turned on my laptop, got the lube out and started surfing some lesbian porn sites.

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October 27, 2012

Sleeping With A Bunch Of Naughty Wives

Sleeping With A Bunch Of Naughty Wives
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I once partook in a medium-sized gangbang/orgy being hosted by a small-time pornstar. A lot of her fans were there, both male and female. It was supposed to be a conventional gangbang, meaning all the guys were supposed to fuck the horny babe. However, while this was going on, their naughty wives decided to get in on the action by acting as fluffers for those dudes waiting their turn. It was so hot that the star convinced everyone to let her friend film everything as some orgy scene starring amateur wives. At this point, I chickened out and stayed on the sidelines (but only after one such wife helped me get my rocks off, naturally). These Homegrown GFs really knew what they were doing!

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October 26, 2012

I'm Craving Asian Cuties

I'm Craving Asian Cuties
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I went out to an Asian restaurant last night and though the food was pretty ordinary, I'll definitely be going there again. Why's that? Well, because the place was staffed by nothing but Asian cuties. I'd never seen sexier waitresses and even the cooks were drop-dead gorgeous. These babes were so stunning that looking for Asian porn was the first thing I did when I got home. It didn't take me long to find my onto Shiofuky.

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October 25, 2012

These Sites Have Pornographic Cartoons

These Sites Have Pornographic Cartoons
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Yes, the three pornographic cartoon sites have some toon XXX for you to enjoy, but you certainly wouldn't know if from their sitenames, would ya? How clever. Actually these names might mean something to toon porn lovers, but I wouldn't really be able to tell that these were adult toons if I wasn't in the smut-reviewing biz. Let's dive into Lestai.

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October 24, 2012

Best Songs to Play During Sex

Best Songs To Play During Sex
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Years ago I dated a girl who, after we had been seeing each other for a few weeks, created a "sex time" playlist on her computer. We would often play music when we "did it" and after just putting her whole music collection on random, she decided that a specific list of songs was the way to go. I still can't hear some of those songs and not think about her.

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October 23, 2012

How to Pick Up Women

How to Pick Up Women
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I've seen guys strikeout hard while attempting to pick up girls, but my brother and his friends have managed to master the art of getting shot down. They always fail when they set out to charm chicks and it's largely because they do really stupid shit. Just recently, they set out to pick up random babes on the street after having watched a few too many scenes from reality porn sites and it didn't end well. You can certainly have a good time visiting websites like Bang Bus, but you should never take tips on how to pick up women from them. It's just a recipe for disaster.

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October 22, 2012

Sites for Sexy Black Girls

Sites for Sexy Black Girls
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Have you ever noticed that you get a lot more attention from the opposite sex when you're in a relationship? I certainly have, as I'm getting hit on more than ever these days. Just last night I had a couple of sexy black girls trying to pick me up in a bar. They really came on strong and made some very tempting offers, but I still turned them down. I was really nice about it, though, and even told them that if they were really set on enjoying some interracial action, that I could recommend a few interracial porn sites. They were interested, so I ended up giving them the names of three sites, namely Black Meat White Feet, Pure Interracial and Brown Bunnies.

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October 21, 2012

Yay for College Cheerleaders Crotch Shots!

Yay for College Cheerleaders Crotch Shots!
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I was never a cheerleader, but I see the appeal for cheerleader porn. They're enthusiastic, they wear tiny skirts, they're flexible and usually the pretty gals make the squad, so you're bound to find some horny, hot honeys. I bet if you like hot pom-pom toting princesses that you like to see college cheerleader crotch shots too. I can guarantee that you'll see some on the sites that I'm about to mention and they're not just oops moments. Check out the cheer wannabes on Cheerleader Auditions.

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October 20, 2012

The Perils of Public Sharking

The Perils of Public Sharking
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For those of you that don't know, sharking basically involves having a man pull down a woman's clothes. Public sharking seems to be gaining in popularity in places like Japan and Europe, but it's not something you usually see here in North America. I say usually, because I did witness a guy pull down a girl's shorts the other day. The true voyeur in me was excited by what I saw, but my valiant side was telling me to chase the dude down and whup his ass. As it turns out, though, I didn't need to act, as the girl took care of things herself. She pulled her shorts back up, took off after her attacker, tackled him and kicked the hell out of him. I think this particular sharker would be wise to leave sharking to the professional going forward. He'll be much safer if he just stays home and spends his time visiting Czech Sharking.

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October 19, 2012

Happiness Is a Good Hard Fucking

Happiness Is a Good Hard Fucking
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Have you ever had hardcore sex before? A bunch of you are shouting "duh!" at me right now, but I bet a bunch more are sadly shaking their heads "no." Not every woman can handle the good hard fucking guys like me crave and also there are tons of dudes out there who cum long before the action is raunchy enough for like-minded women. Thankfully, I work in porn. If I don't get to have sex like that in my personal life as often as I want, at least I can live vicariously through guys like Jules Jordan.

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October 18, 2012

You Don't Have To Be Katy Perry to Be My Teenage Dream Tonight

You Don't Have To Be Katy Perry to Be My Teenage Dream Tonight
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Pop superstar, Katy Perry, promises in the lyrics of one of her songs that she's willing to "be (my) teenage dream tonight." The busty brunette has still never made good on that promise, so I figured I'd lower my standards a bit and head online for my teenage fix. I was pleasantly surprised to find that the standards on some of the teen porn sites I visited were actually higher than mine. In other words, I found a bunch of babes hotter than you, Katy, so you can spend your nights in someone else's head from now on.

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October 17, 2012

Bologna, a Bloody Tampon and Small Penises

Small Penises
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Personally, I am not a big fan of bologna, but I have also never had the bologna sandwiches at the Palm Bay, Florida, jail. And according to Christine Lee Brown they are really, really good.

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October 16, 2012

Hot Latina Plus Ice Cream Equals Good Time

Don't Get Caught Wanking
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With even the Harvest Moon having passed us by, I think it's safe to say that summer is officially over. That doesn't mean I was cold on the weekend, though. That's because I spent it getting ice cream with a really hot Latina. Oh, it was the stuff of wet dreams. She licked the first scoop too hard, so it landed on her top, thus forcing her to remove it. The rest melted too quickly, so her face was covered in sticky vanilla. It was like watching a Latina porn scene. I got so turned on that, when we later stopped by the Chicas Place, I covered her face with my own sticky vanilla - if you catch my drift.

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October 15, 2012

I Can't Get Enough Mobile Phone Porn

I Can't Get Enough Mobile Phone Porn
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I'm the one who likes to review the weirdo sites. I mean, everyone in the office likes to see something different and we all will gather around for a particular odd porn video, but if it's not something I am going to see on four of the five sites I'm reviewing that day, I just can't wait to do it. Since you can't spit on someone these days without hitting their cell phone ('cuz they always have it so handy), I thought I should discuss some of my recent more unusual mobile sex sites. Since I love milk and I love seeing chicks penetrate their asses, let's begin our talk with the mobile phone porn available on Milk Enema Mobile.

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October 14, 2012

You Need To Add These To Your Big Ass Porn Collection

You Need To Add These To Your Big Ass Porn Collection
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I think it goes without saying that we all like getting a shit ton of things for as little money as possible and that's why I love mega porn sites. You pay the same thing as you would for one library and you're getting a big ass porn slice, you know? Some networks like to have themes and some don't and I can make argument for both kinds. Some peeps like having the variety and some others know what they like and don't like to stray. Well, I'm going to cater the latter category today. The three sites I'm about to explore all offer the same themes to a degree. Let's get started with the Dogfart Network.

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October 13, 2012

Ogling a Nude Babe

Ogling a Nude Babe
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They say that "an apple a day keeps the doctor away." Unless "apple" is some sort of euphemism for a hot chick's boobs, then I strongly disagree. What really makes me feel 110% is my Daily Sex Dose. Heck, I don't even need it to be hardcore action! Just give me a nude babe to stare at and I'm happy. Seriously, which would you rather have every morning, a few pieces of fruit or sexy hot babes? I know what I'd take a bushel of!

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October 12, 2012

Don't Get Caught Wanking

Don't Get Caught Wanking
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Have you ever been caught wanking before? In my experience, it's not always as fun as the pornos make it out to be, especially if you get caught somewhere awkward like a movie theater (that isn't porn-themed). However, I have had the pleasure of being caught by a woman who wanted to help me with my needs. Long story short, I really regret not getting her phone number afterward. Man oh man, were those some good Yanks.

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October 11, 2012

First Date Auctions and One Night Stands

One Night Stands
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Stop the presses! Men and women view sex differently. In the realm of things that are super obvious, that fact is right up there with "Al Gore won the 2000 election" and "O.J. did it." But just in case you needed a little more proof, I have for you yet another sex study.

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October 10, 2012

I Start My Day with Bouncing Boobies

I Start My Day with Bouncing Boobies
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I always leave for work a little earlier than I have to because I know that if I get out the door at just the right time, I'll cross paths with a certain busty jogger who lives in my neighborhood. She rarely deviates from her routine or route, so I always know where she'll be and when to expect her. On the rare occasions that I happen to miss seeing her bouncing boobies in the morning, I make it up to myself by visiting websites where I can see chicks with huge tits. I actually didn't see the jogger with the jiggling juggs this morning, so you can bet your ass that I'll be visiting My Girlfriends Busty Friend a little later today.

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October 9, 2012

Wouldn't Prada Shoes For Women Count As Foot Fetish, Though?

Wouldn't Prada Shoes For Women Count As Foot Fetish, Though?
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My friend and I get into the weirdest arguments once we've knocked back a few rounds. The last one had me going on a tirade over how I felt porn for women is sexist against men (we like it too, you know!) and that it should instead of be called something like "porn for everybody." Not the most imaginative title, but keep in mind I was sloshed at the time. Anyway, my friend misheard what I said as Prada shoes for women and then stubbornly insisted that sites like CFNM Show don't focus on women's feet. Again, I would like to point out we were drunk during this riveting conversation.

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October 8, 2012

Who's That Sexy Chick?

Who's That Sexy Chick?
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Have you ever gone to a club or the grocery store or pretty much anywhere and saw a girl that you immediately knew you wanted to fuck? Leony Aprill, in my opinion, is this kind of girl. She's cute, adventurous and she loves to get dirty. Is there something more you want in a sexy chick? It seems she's the total package. The individual model porn site beckoned to me, not only because she was sexy and I saw POV cock sucking, watersports and orgies on her tour, but also because one of her taglines is, "fuck regular porn. I like it extreme." Oh honey, you had me at "fuck."

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October 7, 2012

Hot Japanese Porn

Hot Japanese Porn
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I've hooked up with lots of girls over the years, but I've never fooled around with a Japanese babe. At least I don't think I have. I mean, I have had some drunken one night stands that I don't really remember all that well, but I'm pretty sure that none of them involved any Japanese babes. Given that I haven't, or at at least can't recall, ever hooking up with a hottie from the Land of the Rising Sun, I often like to visit hot Japanese porn sites and imagine myself getting some tight Asian pussy. One website that I particularly enjoy is J Schoolgirls.

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October 6, 2012

Tasty Teen Creampies

Tasty Teen Creampies
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I've lost track of how many creampie porn sites I've checked out over the last few months (a fact I'm strangely proud of, though). The reason for this is that I seem to have developed a taste for teen creampies, particularly ones with lovely, giant juggs. Weird combo, right? Usually the pussy is the appeal of an internal cumshot, or at least the butt, but here I am craving teens who can treat me to a Big Tit Creampie.

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October 5, 2012

Getting Together For Some Group Porn

Getting Together For Some Group Porn
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Last night I got an e-mail from someone I haven't seen or heard from in years. I opened it up to discover that the person had sent me an invitation to a group sex party. My girlfriend was looking over my shoulder at the time and she was quick to inform me that I wouldn't be attending this particular get-together. Now, while my lady love can keep me from attending sex parties, there's nothing she can do to keep me away from group porn sites like Bound Gang Bangs.

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October 4, 2012

Obsessed With Hard Anal Sex

Obsessed With Hard Anal Sex
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I used to have a friend who was completely obsessed with hard anal sex. Whenever he started dating a new girl he'd immediately set out to fuck her in the butt. As you can imagine, a lot of the chicks weren't too open to the idea. My buddy was persistent, though, and he'd make sure to introduce even the least willing of the women to anal porn sites like Tap That Onion Ass. Sometimes it worked and sometimes it didn't.

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October 3, 2012

Sexual Arousal Overrides Women's Disgust

Sexual Arousal Overrides Women's Disgust
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Sex is great and women love it. But thinking rationally, much that is involved with sex could, and some would say should, gross them out. Bodily fluids, body odor, mouths and tongues in various places, etc. So why do these women engage in these activities? Well, a small Dutch study would suggest that it is because psychologically, arousal is more powerful than disgust.

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October 2, 2012

It's About Time for Some New Nude Amateur Porn Sites

It's About Time for Some New Nude Amateur Porn Sites
Image courtesy of Laras Playground.

When you say someone is an "amateur" at something, it kind of leads me to believe that the person is new to a certain something and not very good at it. Well, in porn, that doesn't seem to be the case. Well, it usually means that the performers aren't pros, so yes they're new to the industry, but it most certainly doesn't mean that they're not good at fucking on camera. Oh no sireeee! We've got a fresh crop of amateur porn sites in, my friends, so let's see how the nude amateur newbies are doing, starting with Laras Playground.

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October 1, 2012

Some Girls Just Love a Hard Spanking

Some Girls Just Love A Hard Spanking
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I ran into a girl I used to know on my way to work today. I couldn't remember her name, but oddly, I could remember that she loved to be spanked. At one party, she had every guy in attendance give her a hard spanking. One after another, all the dudes smacked her butt as hard as they could and her spanked ass was bright red long before the last guy laid a hand on it. Her rear ended up being as red as a tomato, but that didn't stop her from having guys beat her Bad Tushy throughout the night. I have no idea how she managed to sit down the next day.

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