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September 30, 2012

Hot Girls Naked

Hot Girls Naked
Image courtesy of Blue Fantasies.

I had a dream about my girlfriend last night and it was just as weird as it was sexy. In the dream, the two of us were kissing passionately and ripping each other's clothes off. Once we were fully naked, I made a move to take things to the next level. At that point, my girlfriend stopped me and told me she couldn't go any further because she was a softcore porn model. She went on to tell me that Helen Volga would be shooting pictures of her for some new site and that I'd soon be able to see and other hot girls naked together. I thought that was cool and all, but at the time I mostly just wanted sex.

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September 29, 2012

How Do You Watch Mobile Sex Videos in Public?

How Do You Watch Mobile Sex Videos in Public
Image courtesy of Lesbian Factor Mobile.

In our mobile porn reviews we talk about how it's so great to sign up to these and that it means that you can pull out your smartphone or similar device anywhere you are and watch porn. The problem with doing this, in my eyes, is that other people who are around you at the time HAVE EYES. What I mean is, they can see your screen and all the blowjobs, fucking, anal, lesbian lovemaking, squirting, insertions, handjobs and big tits that abound on your tiny screen. So, how do you watch those mobile sex videos stealthily? I see a few people kind of covering their screens on the bus and I often wonder if they're shielding my sensitive eyes from some intense lesbian fucking, like the kind happens on Lesbian Factor Mobile.

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September 28, 2012

Massive Porn Websites

Massive Porn Websites
Image courtesy of Naughty America.

At this time of the year, students are heading back to school and getting settled into dorm rooms on college campuses. They're also looking to download a whole lot of porn to their brand new computers. Of course, being students, they don't have a ton of money, so they need to try to get as much bang for their buck as possible. The best way to do that is by getting a membership to a mega porn site. There are lots of them out there, so I'll point you towards three that you might enjoy, starting with Naughty America, which just so happens to be one of my favorite porn websites.

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September 27, 2012

Adult Sex Sites Have Some Weird Names

Adult Sex Sites Have Some Weird Names
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Just like some parents are naming their offspring after weird shit, I can't help but be bewildered by the names of some porn sites. Of course, I understand that some adult sex sites have odder than usual monikers because certain sitenames are taken and you have to be creative in order to grab up a piece of the online pie. If you name your son or daughter after a piece of fruit or a spell it in some fucked up way (Payshence, Kawner) you're not doing it in the name of getting off so therefore I can't get behind it. I've also had too much caffeine this morning. Let's just talk about the Nachos Killer Pussy, shall we? Now, do they mean the pussy wields deadly weapons and can slay you or are they using "killer" in the super awesome radical tubular way? Let's see if we can find out.

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September 26, 2012

Beautiful Blondes Baring It All

Beautiful Blondes Baring It All
Image courtesy of I Dream Of Jo.

I don't know what's going on lately, but it seems like where everywhere I go, I've got beautiful blondes flirting with me. This would be awesome under normal circumstances, but seeing as how I can't make a move on any of these girls due to me having a girlfriend, it''s really just cruel punishment. While I may not be able to have fun with any of the lovely ladies I keep encountering, there's nothing stopping me from enjoying blonde porn models and their personal websites. I Dream Of Jo is one site that I've been spending a lot of time on these past few days.

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September 25, 2012

I Don't Believe Reality Porn is Real

I Don't Believe Reality Porn is Real
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I just love how they call it reality porn. I've ordered countless pizzas and no delivery boy stuck his penis through the box. I've had numerous massages and no masseur or masseuse started to rub my lady bits. I never got picked up and fucked in the back of a van or had sex in job interviews or get felt up at the doctor's office, so it's obvious to me that all these "reality sex" scenarios are pure fantasy. That fact, however, doesn't do anything to interfere with the hotness level of the porn. So, let's see what My Naughty Massage has for you to relax your love muscle to. (I mean masturbate.)

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September 24, 2012

Watching Hot Lez Action from the Window

Watching Hot Lez Action from the Window
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I've got a great view the city from my desk in the Rabbit's Reviews office and as I sit here and type this, I can see two cuties in bikinis making out on a rooftop below. They're really going at it and I've got to say that I'm really enjoying this hot lez action. I'm a little concerned that they'll move inside before things get to the next level, but if that does happen, I'll have to keep myself happy by visiting a lesbo porn site like Lesbian Exotic.

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September 23, 2012

Starting My Day with an Interracial Blowjob

Starting My Day with an Interracial Blowjob
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Get your mind out of the gutter! I'm not the one giving the blowjob! I'm talking about watching a few interracial sex scenes and seeing some petite white chicks bobbing their heads up and down on some big, black schlong. Those dicks might be dark, but the cream spilling out of those peckers is as white as snow and is usually being deposited into a waiting mouth or set of tits or something it leaks out of a pussy or tight asshole. If you're lucky, there's a babe waiting to share the load or lap it up at it oozes out. Okay, I'm getting ahead of myself now. I always do this. My overactive imagination gets the best of me and I have to excuse myself to go "blow off some steam" in the bathroom. While I er... take a walk, why don't you check out what the interracial blowjob and sex action on Eat My Black Meat is offering.

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September 22, 2012

Even Captain Ahab Searches for Big White Dick

Even Captain Ahab Searches for Big White Dick
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My friend is really upset about how much his tuition is running him this year, so he did what every student in his situation does. He picked up his class syllabus, paid the fees and then promptly skipped the first class of the semester in order to get properly sloshed. While blitzed out of his head, he mentioned something about Moby Dick (I'm guessing a book for his literature course) and how he didn't understand why Captain Ahab wanted a white guy's cock. That's not quite what the book's about, but it got me thinking, too. Why don't we see a big white dick in huge cock sex scenes more often? How come it's almost always black guys like Lex Steele?

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September 21, 2012

Cheering On a Bunch of Mature Nude Women

Cheering On a Bunch of Mature Nude Women
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As I write this, there's a burlesque event that will happen in T-minus seven hours. I'm looking forward to it for a variety of reasons. One is that entry is only $10 and another is that it's going to be a lot of silly fun. Also, "silly" is now synonymous with "sexy." It's a strip spelling bee! There are going to be tons of older MILFs getting too drunk to spell properly, which means I'll get to sit back, relax and cheer on as a bunch of mature nude women strut their sloshed selves across the stage. Who knows? Maybe there will even be some Bizarre Mature Sex (probably not, but I can hope)!

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September 20, 2012

Watching As Drunk Wife Lets Friend Fuck Her

Watching As Drunk Wife Lets Friend Fuck Her
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So I was a party the other weekend. It was supposed to be wine and cheese-themed, but unlike real wine tastings, we didn't have anything to spit our sips into. So we gulped, in other words. After a few bottles worth of red, we were all more than just a bit tipsy. At this point, my friend's wife decided to switch to white. Note wine, though, unless that's slang for cum that I don't know about. My friend loves how his wife and her besties become total drunk sluts once they get a bit too much booze into them. Having personally watched as the drunk wife lets friend fuck her in the Drunk Sex Orgy that occurred at the wine and cheese affair, I can see why that is.

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September 19, 2012

Have a Taste for Lesbian Pussy Licking?

Have a Taste for Lesbian Pussy Licking?
Image courtesy of Sweetheart Video.

You like lesbian porn? So, I take it that you like watching hot chicks lick each other's slick pussies then? Perhaps some double dong usage or strapon play? I always enjoy watching lesbian pussy licking because it leads me to wonder if women are better at it that men. I mean I know what feels good on a vagina because I have one, right? We learn from what we know. It's just something I think about. All these lesbian lickers really have me wondering if I should have a lady-on-lady encounter, kind of like the ones that take place in Sweetheart Video.

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Feel Like a Virgin Again With "18 Again" Cream

18 Again Cream
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Are you an Indian woman about to get married? Are you worried because while your husband is expecting you to be a virgin, you have actually had sex before and are concerned that on your wedding night the tightness (or lack thereof) of your pussy will give you away? Well, have no fear, because 18 Again cream is here!

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September 18, 2012

Watching Famous Porn Stars Fuck

Watching Famous Porn Stars Fuck
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It's fun to watch amateurs go at it on camera, but sometimes, what you really want to see are real pros screwing for your viewing pleasure. When you get that urge, you need to turn to famous porn stars. The desire to see pornstars porking could come at any time, so I'll use this blog to tell you about Wicked Pictures and a couple of other sites that do a good job of bringing popular pornstars into your home.

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September 17, 2012

Screw Cosmo! Learn Perfect Tug Job Techniques from Porn

Screw Cosmo! Learn Perfect Tug Job Techniques from Porn
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All of my adult female life, women's magazines have been telling me that how to exercise, apply makeup, do my hair, flirt with men, fill my day, be a good friend, coworker, boss, employee, sister, mother, etc. They also tell me what he likes for dinner, what he likes in me, what he likes in himself, how he thinks of me, what he hates about me and what he wants from me more often, less often and all the time. Exhausting, isn't it? After all the research and hard work and dedication these writers have put into how to make him moan, groan, cum, cry out in pleasure, etc, I have to admit that I learn better by watching, so porn sites have really taught me more on the perfect tug job than Cosmo has. I humbly thank the performers on Tits And Tugs for bestowing us womenfolk with some ideas on how to stroke the cock.

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September 16, 2012

A Good Look At Cum On Ass

A Good Look At Cum On Ass
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Some people argue that porn is sexist because of how many scenes end with a woman taking a facial. I'm not taking a side in that argument. Admittedly, this is mostly because I tend to either finish inside or on a pair of tits, whereas visually I prefer to check out butt porn sites that let me see cum on ass. Of course, only after the chick has first has the chance to show off that amazing booty of hers and drenched it in lube. Make that many babes. Give me a veritable Ass Parade.

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September 15, 2012

She Promised Me an Amazing Blowjob

She Promised Me an Amazing Blowjob
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I had an interesting an evening this past Saturday. I was at a local bar, mostly minding my own business, when a girl who couldn't have been older than 18 or 19 came up to me and offered to give me an "amazing blowjob." I'm not usually one to pass on getting blow jobs from cute chicks, but being spoken for, I had to in this case. Seeing as how I'm taken, the Only Teen Blowjobs that I'm allowed to enjoy are the ones found online.

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September 14, 2012

Pinup Girls Are Very Sexy

Pinup Girls Are Very Sexy
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I attended the annual tattoo convention in my city this past weekend. I've gone the past few years now and it's always a good time. Inked chicks and dudes troll the aisles, they sell merchandise and you can even look through artists' books and get tattooed while you're there. There's also shows, tattoo and airbrushing contests and this year, they had a pinup competition. There was a booth with about give women dressed like pinup girls. Feminine, alluring, curvy and flirty, these sexy women really did a good job of embodying the spirit of the pinup. I must tell you that little booth was flooded with people the whole time I was there. These are probably the same people who sign up to sites like Pin Up Wow.

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September 13, 2012

Woman Pulls Gun On Man During Sex

Woman Pulls Gun On Man During Sex
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I was reading various news stories, seeing if anything stood out that I wanted to write about when I came across the opening paragraph of an article about this chick who pulled a gun on some dude during sex. To quote the piece: "A Florida woman pulled a gun on a man during sex and demanded money..."

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September 12, 2012

You're Right On Time for a Big Perky Tits Tour

You're Right On Time for a Big Perky Tits Tour
Image courtesy of Busty Cafe.

I went on a trip to Portugal this past summer and it was my first time on a topless beach. Well, I didn't have the nerve to yet bare my nudie bits, but there were quite a few women who were much more gung-ho on the idea of showing off their naked boobs. And it wasn't just the women with big perky tits who were baring it all. Older women, bigger women, super skinny women with barely anything up top, they all dropped the tops for some sun titty tanning. They of course made sure to apply lots of sunblock on their chests first. I don't think I want to even imagine the pain that comes with a nipple sunburn. Thankfully the girls on Busty Café aren't baring it all in the sunshine. Actually, they aren't serving you in a café either.

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September 11, 2012

I See Plenty of Public Indecency

I See Plenty Of Public Indecency
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I live in a neighborhood where there lots of bars and clubs and also a whole lot of young people. As such, I see my fair share of public indecency when I go out at night. It's really pretty common to see girls peeing outside, baring their boobs, and even getting Banged In Public. I see so much wild stuff that I sometimes consider setting up spy cams around the neighborhood just so I can catch it all on tape. Maybe I'll get around to that someday, but in the meantime, I think I'll settle for checking out some voyeur sites.

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September 10, 2012

Real Amateurs Put A Spring In My Step And A Tent In My Pants

Real Amateurs Put A Spring In My Step And A Tent In My Pants
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I love famous pornstars as much as the next fan (especially when we're talking about Eva Angelina or Lexi Belle or - actually pretty much all of them), but there are times when I want to lust after the attainable babes, the girls next door and the hotties I could meet in a supermarket. That's why today we're going to talk about how hot all the real amateurs are. I don't think much needs to be said, though, does it? After all, we all know how hot amateur porn can get. Heck, statistically speaking, a bunch of you have even filmed your own amateur smut! I bet some of it can be found on Ex GF Box, too.

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September 9, 2012

The Only Love Boat I Care About Is A Teen Boat

The Only Love Boat I Care About Is A Teen Boat
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I was in a store the other day and it had a TV on that was showing the Love Boat. It immediately reminded me of the jokes that implied a real-life love boat would be nothing but a bunch of swingers having hardcore group sex. I could definitely get behind that, but I think I'd prefer one with lots of nude teen girls on it like you see at Spring Break. Just imagine all the great sex with a bunch of 18 Only Girls. If I ever manage to organize a teen boat like that, then I promise to invite you along for the fun!

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September 8, 2012

A Crying Shame That It's Not Crying Anal

A Crying Shame That It's Not Crying Anal
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The joke goes that a prescription for a fever calls for more cowbell. Does that mean that the prescription for an Asshole Fever calls for cow bells to be shoved up one's bum? It may sound painful, but those who like hard anal sex might feel it's just what the doctor recommends if you're trying to attain a crying anal experience.

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September 7, 2012

Sizzling Squirting Videos

Sizzling Squirting Videos
Image courtesy of Squirting 101.

I've dated some naughty girls over the years, including one who used to get a kick out of sending me videos that showed her squirting all over the place. They were really quite something. Now, I can't share any of this girl's squirting videos with the rest of you, but if you're fine with watching a Pornstar Squirt instead, I can point you towards some squirting porn sites that you might enjoy.

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September 6, 2012

A Purple Bedroom Equals More Sex

A Purple Bedroom Equals More Sex
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When most of us are thinking about things we can do to our bedroom to improve our sex life it's usually things like "clean the sheets," "move the cat's litter box into another room," "take down the wall-sized photos of our ex" and "take the Backstreet Boys CD off repeat." And while those are all good suggestions, it turns out that the first thing you should do is make the room purple.

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September 5, 2012

I'll Have the Wonton Soup and a Side of Nude Asian Women

I'll Have the Won Ton Soup and a Side of Nude Asian Women
Image courtesy of Public Sex Japan.

I love Asian food. Gimme some Pad Thai, some rice noodles with teriyaki sauce and moo shoo pork and I'm living large in more ways than one. Follow that up with some nice sake that's been warmed through and I am having a ball. The only thing that makes this tasty meal better is when I sidle up to my laptop to look at some nude Asian women. I've never been to Japan, but if it's anything like that happens on Public Sex Japan, then I think I'll be boarding a plane to the far East in the very near future. But nevermind my travel plans, let's talk more about those dumplings... er, I mean Asian porn.

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September 4, 2012

Guess She Wouldn't Want To Watch a Spanking Video

Guess She Wouldn't Want To Watch a Spanking Video
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Yes, I read Fifty Shades of Grey and I don't want to give anything away for anyone, so all I will say is I don't think the female protagonist would be cast in a spanking video nor do I think she could even watch one. I had heard all the hype about this series and dove right into it and didn't see the difference between it and a regular old Harlequin in my closet, but there was soon a big difference with a capital BDSM. Let's talk about the spanking porn on Redstripe Films before this turns into a full-fledged book review.

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September 3, 2012

Searching For the World's Hottest Porn Star

Searching For the World's Hottest Porn Star
Image courtesy of Peter North.

I've been in kind of a rut, lately. Stressful job, low pay, no girlfriend, too busy to have fun, crummy apartment... the list unfortunately goes on and on. You'd think as a porn reviewer that I'd always have a smile on my face, but I guess the monotony of it all is making me stir crazy and start to focus on the negatives. I need someone to pick me up out of this funk! Having written and updated hundreds of porn star reviews in my time, I figure the hottest porn star in the world ought to be able to help me out. That's why I went to Peter North's website.

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September 2, 2012

Softcore Porn on the Subway

Give Me Softcore Porn on the Subway
Image courtesy of Harris Archives.

I was standing on the platform after work waiting for the metro and a guy and a girl came down to stand across the tracks in front of me. They looked to be in their early twenties and were holding hands. Aww, how nice. They stood for a few minutes and then sat down. Then the hardcore pornographic show started as they felt each other up in front of my very eyes. I swear his zipper was down and her hands were somewhere I didn't care to look. I also think I caught sight of some nips! I found myself thinking, "how inappropriate!" I know it's the 21st century, people and we're all sexually liberated and all that, but please keep your lust for your eyes only. Some of the softcore sites that I've reviewed showcase less action! I know hardcore porn can be erotic, but quite frankly, can you please keep it to softcore porn when you're out in public? The whole station isn't interested. Then again, maybe it is! Maybe that couple should take a lesson from Harris Archives.

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September 1, 2012

Reality Steve Would Love This

Reality Steve Would Love This
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There's a blogger who's getting pretty popular because of his reviews for several reality shows like Survivor and Amazing Race. His name is Reality Steve and we both share something in common. While he writes reviews of several reality TV series, I write reviews of reality porn series! Ok, so maybe there's a bit of a difference there. Also, I usually focus more-so on the sites they appear on than the individual series themselves. Usually they end up being the same thing, as many sites like All Wives Cheat tend to focus on just one reality theme.

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