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August 31, 2012

Even the Porn World Has Its Share of B Movies

Even the Porn World Has Its Share of B Movies
Image courtesy of Private.

For some deranged reason, tons of people who only casually watch porn find it ironic that anybody can be a porn star if they make a Private home movie. That's not irony, it's a misconception. If things were really that simple, a lot more people would be making pornos. It's like saying a home video makes you a Hollywood superstar. Maybe it's this stupidity that has led to the creation of so many B movies, both among mainstream films and porn videos.

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August 30, 2012

It's Finally Time for Mobile Sex Videos

It's Finally Time for Mobile Sex Videos
Image courtesy of Score 2 Go.

A while ago I wrote a blog about needing a smartphone to get me some mobile sex videos. Well, guess what friends? I recently purchased one and let me tell you, oh the fun I've had! Anal, teens, gangbangs, old dudes screwing coeds, mature babes sucking cock, BDSM, massive dicks, nylons, peeing, preggos and feet, I've pretty much used the FUCK out of this thing and I just can't stop. Is there such a thing as a portable porn addiction? Well if not, mark me down as the first case. One of my many online stops has been Score 2 Go.

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August 29, 2012

Men Are Online Dating For Sex

Men Are Online Dating For Sex
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Okay, so not all men are. Some of us are doing the internet dating thing looking for love. But a recent survey has found that 67% of us males join online dating sites just looking to "hook up."

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August 28, 2012

What To Do When You're Not Old Enough to Attend a Mature Orgy

What To Do When You're Not Old Enough to Attend a Mature Orgy
Image courtesy of Horny Mature Sluts.

A while back, I explained how I'm always receiving spam invites to group sex sessions like gangbangs and the like thanks to a friend's prank. The most recent one as I write this focused on inviting men and women over the age of 40 to get together for one big mature orgy. That sounds pretty hot, but unfortunately, I'm still more than a full decade shy of being able to take part in it. How am I supposed to get my fix of MILF babes if I have to wait until I'm their age to fuck their sweet pussies? I figure I'll just have to wait it out, which mercifully won't be too hard thanks to sites like Horny Mature Sluts being around.

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August 27, 2012

Extra Big Dicks for Me

Extra Big Dicks for Me
Image courtesy of Pornstars Like It Big.

I have this married friend and another girlfriend who have quite big dicks in the past. Okay, I don't mean that they HAD them, like it swung between their legs, but I mean they got the chance to fuck them. I guess I should say "make love." A couple of my gal pals don't like the vulgar terms I use. In any case, my point is that where the heck is my big cock to fu... er make love to? Apparently all these extra big dicks are just kicking around and I can't get me one? C'mon guys. What's a girl gotta do? I guess I have to get into porn, because the Pornstars Like It Big and they're also getting it big!

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August 26, 2012

There Was A MILF Masturbating Beside Me

There Was A MILF Masturbating Beside Me
Image courtesy of Real Orgasms.

I'll be taking a trip out of town in a few days and I'm planning on traveling by bus. I don't really love taking the bus, but it can be interesting sometimes. In fact, the last time I took a Greyhound somewhere, I remember waking up from a nap and noticing that there was a MILF masturbating beside me. Part of me wanted to ask if she needed a hand, but I chose to play it safe instead. I pretended to go back to sleep, but what I was really doing was watching the lady take herself to orgasm. In honor of this woman, I'd like to use this blog to showcase three sites that are all about female masturbation and Real Orgasms.

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August 25, 2012

The Right Kind of Latina Abuse

The Right Kind of Latina Abuse
Image courtesy of Mike In Brazil.

There are multiple types of Latina abuse, but don't worry because that doesn't mean this is going to be some kind of dark and gritty blog post. I'm referring to how guys like Mike In Brazil like to abuse a Hispanic hotty's holes with his cock. There's also the abuse experienced by a dude's pelvis - the type caused by his pounding away at a Latin booty. That's the kind of abuse everyone wants to experience with a hot Latina chick.

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August 24, 2012

For Those of You with a Pantyhose Fetish

For Those of You with a Pantyhose Fetish
Image courtesy of Only Opaques.

Going shopping with women is rarely any fun, but it can be enjoyable to a degree when the girl you're with is buying the kinds of things you see babes wearing on lingerie porn sites. For example, I went out shopping with my girlfriend just last night and the one thing that made it bearable was that I knew that my lady love would look sexy as hell in all the pantyhose she was buying. If I thought she'd allow it, I'd show you some pictures of her in her hosiery. Seeing as how she wouldn't, though, all you people with a pantyhose fetish will have to settle for the content that can be found on sites like Only Opaques.

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August 23, 2012

Hooking Up With Interracial Swingers

Hooking Up With Interracial Swingers
Image courtesy of Blacks On Cougars.

I don't have anywhere near as much interracial sex as I'd like to be having. It's a shocking fact, I know, but it's true. That's because, in my experience, most people who engage in it tend to be married couples trying to spice up their sex life with some Blacks On Cougars kind of fun. I'm always up for fooling around with a few interracial swingers, but alas, I am both white and single, so these particular sexcapades are few and far between.

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August 22, 2012

Two Awesome Inventions and an Anal Tattoo

Green WikiCells
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I know the anus tattoo story is what brought you in, but before we get to that how about I tell you about one of the awesome inventions I read about this week. I will stick the butthole tattoo between two invention stories, which seems pretty appropriate, don't you think?

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August 21, 2012

These Dudes Love a Hardcore Fuck

These Dudes Love a Hardcore Fuck
Image courtesy of Earl Miller.

Well, I guess all dudes love a hardcore fuck, right? And of course ladies do as well, but today I'm focusing on three specific sites that are named after three guys in particular. It's funny when you've been doing this as long as I have, I always think a site named after a man is a gay porn site, but that's just not always the case. Plus I suppose if a male performer were choosing a porn name, they wouldn't go with Earl Miller. Maybe Earl Drill-her. That would be a good hardcore porn name. I should do this for a living.

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August 20, 2012

Forget Having Quick Feet, I Want To Have Taylor Swift Feet!

Forget Having Quick Feet, I Want To Have Taylor Swift Feet!
Image courtesy of Footsie Babes.

Some say it's good to be quick on your feet. I bet it's even better to cum on Taylor Swift feet! I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. It's been in my head ever since my friend randomly told me that the 22-year-old pop star had a pair of pretty feet. I'm a sucker for her smile and I'd love to see that cutie naked, but I don't ever recall her showing off her bare feet before. My buddy of a foot fetishist, however, has an entire USB stick filled with sandal shots and barefoot pics of both Taylor Swift and a bunch of other celebrity Footsie Babes.

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August 19, 2012

"Cartoon Hentia" is Not a Typo, It's Hto and Sxey Porn!

Cartoon Hentia is Not a Typo, It's Hto and Sxey Porn!
Image courtesy of Hentai Password.

I love hentai sex probably a lot more than most of my colleagues. Provided it's drawn very well, it's easy for me to immerse myself in the animated erotica as if it were real-life porn. Actually, scratch that. The whole point is that they're drawn in such a way as to resemble men and women who are hotter than what's found in real life. For this reason, I keep a folder on my computer dedicated solely to toon smut. I recently panicked when I typed the words "cartoon hentia" in my computer's search function by mistake. For a few moments, I thought my entire cartoon porn collection had been deleted somehow. They say the best way to burn calories is to get your heart rate up. I think I burned 6,000,000 calories in that brief span of time!

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August 18, 2012

Why I Don't Need To Date D Cup Models

Why I Don't Need To Date D Cup Models
Image courtesy of Kamilla 18.

Everybody knows I love big tits, so my more condescending friends tend to make snide comments whenever I break up with someone - basically, blaming me for the breakup due to being too picky about chest size (yeah, I don't know why I'm friends with these people, either). However, it's not like I'm addicted to them or anything. The proof is in the pudding, folks. I've lost track of the number of porn models that I've ogled who all had boobies in the C, B and A cup ranges. Sure, sex with D cup models is great and all, but I'll still bang babes like Kamilla 18 any day!

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August 17, 2012

Dina, Daisy Decastelo and Lily: Beauties from a Mega Porn Site

Dina, Daisy Decastelo and Lily: Beauties from a Mega Porn Site
Image courtesy of Tainster.

I've been going on about all sites you get access to with the porn pass known as Tainster for weeks now, so I think this will be my last blog about them, and the mega site they're a part of, for a while. You might think it would be easy to just write about other sites, but I've really become enamored with the girls on these ones, including Dina, Daisy Decastelo and Lily. As you may have guessed, they're the three beauties you see featured here. In this blog, I'll tell you about three of the websites that you can find them on, namely Fully Clothed Pissing, Fully Clothed Sex and Slime Wave.

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August 16, 2012

Waiting for a Wet Black Pussy to Cross My Path

Waiting for a Wet Black Pussy to Cross My Path
Image courtesy of Round And Brown.

I'm sure you've heard the superstition that you're in for bad luck if a black cat crosses your path. I've heard that if a black cat crosses on your path on Halloween that it's actually good luck. I would think if that "cat" was actually an ebony sex kitten and she had a dripping wet black pussy then we could just say that it's the best day of your life. If you're in the mood for black beauties, then I've got a trio of ebony porn sites in my trick-or-treat bag for you. Ok, I know it's a couple months away from Halloween, but just go with it, okay? Be nice or I won't give share my Round And Brown eye candy with you.

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August 15, 2012

Sex Surveys: Kiwis, Women on Top and the iPhone 5

Sex Surveys: Kiwis, Women on Top and the iPhone 5
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I love sex and I like reading surveys, so it only makes sense that I am a fan of sex surveys. Here are some things I found out in the last couple days, some of which may surprise you.

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August 14, 2012

Hot Handjob Movies

Hot Handjob Movies
Image courtesy of Naughty Tugs.

I live right near the Rabbit's Reviews office and as such, it's easy for me to sneak home for a little hanky panky when work gets me all turned on. I actually went home for a bit today and had my girlfriend stroke my cock until I shot my jizz all over her hands. She really gives the world's best handjobs and in honor of them, I'm going to use this space to tell you a bit about sites where you can find some awesome handjob movies. I'll start with Naughty Tugs and go from there.

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August 13, 2012

Making an Appointment For a Cum Facial

Making an Appointment For a Cum Facial
Image courtesy of Big Mouthfuls.

I was watching some massage porn the other day and those sites are great. It's either a dude comes in for a rubdown and gets more than expected (or perhaps he did expect it) or a chick goes in and the masseur starts massaging her naughty bits and right then and there she gets to horny that she has to have him! Pretty much all of these scenes end with the cock spewing a load all over a chicks' face, so I think it's kind of like making an appointment for a cum facial. "Oh yes, Ms. Brown. Todd will be here in just one moment to give you your Swedish massage and weekly semen spray down." Man, and the chicks on those sites take it just as well as the women on Big Mouthfuls.

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August 12, 2012

Going Balls Deep In a Rough Gangbang

Going Balls Deep In a Rough Gangbang
Image courtesy of Fuck Team Five.

A while back, a friend of mine submitted my email to a group of people who often organize gangbang orgies. It was supposed to be a joke, but all that happened is that I now receive spam mail trying to get to attend them. Keep in mind that these are not Teenage Group Sex parties or anything like that. These are people of all ages and sizes attending and the goal is always to take a few women into different rooms and treat them each to a rough gangbang. Ideally, you would have the stamina to switch from one GB to another. The next one's on Saturday. Think I should go?

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August 11, 2012

Dirty Talking Lesbians

Dirty Talking Lesbians
Image courtesy of Lesbian Factor.

I usually hate it when people chat during movies, but I didn't mind it so much when I went to the cinema on the weekend. This is because those doing the chatting were a couple of hot lesbians. And they weren't just talking about everyday things either. No, these cuties spent the entire time they were in the theatre dirty talking. It was so thrilling to hear them profess how badly they wanted to go down on each other that I barely paid any attention to the movie. That said, I gave my full attention to the flicks that I watched when I got home and visited Lesbian Factor.

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August 10, 2012

Gabrielle Gucci and Samantha Jolie: Beautiful Babes from the Czech Republic

Gabrielle Gucci and Samantha Jolie: Beautiful Babes from the Czech Republic
Image courtesy of Tainster.

I recently wrote blogs about Gabrielle Gucci and Samantha Jolie after discovering them on the mega porn site known as Tainster. In the time that's passed since those blogs were posted, I've had more than a few people ask me where they could see more of these beautiful babes. Being someone who likes to keep his readers happy, I'm going to use this space to tell you about a few of the other sites that feature these Czech cuties. I'll get right to it by giving you some info about Orgasmatics.

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August 9, 2012

A Sex Study That Will Make Some Men Very Happy

Morning Sickness Sperm Cure
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Okay, guys, what I have for you today is some important information that will no doubt give some of you great power in your sexual relationships. But remember that with great power comes great responsibility, so use this information wisely.

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August 8, 2012

That Bizarre Tube May Not Be a Dildo

That Bizarre Tube May Not Be a Dildo
Image courtesy of The Minion.

Remember those graduated cylinders we used to measure liquids back in Senior High? Apparently, they also make for good sex toys. Also, a weird sex lover and close friend of mine insists that they let you know exactly how much lady juice and/or cum you're pouring all over your toes while you try to eat a banana without chewing it first. No, I did not just make that bizarre tube fetish up. It may be unconventional, but Its Real. Today, we'll be talking about sites that offer other kinds of smut that aren't exactly common scenes.

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Making Out With a Drunk Sister in Law at the Party

Making Out With a Drunk Sister in Law at the Party
Image courtesy of In The VIP.

There are times when I like to live vicariously through my friend, but also there are times when I can't believe how wild and even selfish she can get. She's a total hotty who always manages to get In The VIP rooms of just about every club she goes to. On one such night, she actually bumped into her drunk sister in law. You'd think she'd keep an eye out for her, but instead she actually went out on the dance floor and made out with her! Crazy right? Why can't I ever hook up with party babes that easily?

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August 7, 2012

Make Some Time for These Exotic Girls

Make Some Time for These Exotic Girls
Image courtesy of ATK Exotics.

I know you've heard it before, but variety is the spice of life. I think that applies to just about everything. Then again, now that I mention "spice" I'm thinking of food. Man, right now I could totally go for some teriyaki chicken... or sushi. No wait, there's this killer Mexican place down the street that has great fajitas and rice. That's what I am going to have for lunch. Ok, that or Pad Thai from that new Thai place around the corner. Or there's that new pizza place with their delish Hawaiian pizza. Damn. I was supposed to be talking about exotic girls, wasn't I? Alright, alright let's get on with it. Let me tell you about ATK Exotics. (I think I've decided on shish-taouk).

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August 6, 2012

Let's Make Some Voyeur Videos

Let's Make Some Voyeur Videos
Image courtesy of They Did Not Know.

I recently got into the "reality" show "America's Worst Tenants." You know the show where this team of "property management" people come in to evict people who are giving their landlords trouble? They come to this apartment complex to see a tenant, but are sidetracked by some old lady who smells gas, so they start knocking on doors to find out where it's coming from. One tenant they talk to makes up a story about having to pick up a friend at the airport and not being able to deal with this and so you know, something is going on with this guy! They come into his kitchen and then one guy makes to go into the bedroom and the tenant freaks! Why? Well, turns out he has hidden cameras in a few other female tenants' bathrooms and has them hooked up to the TV in front of his bed. He is apparently making his own amateur voyeur videos. Isn't that charming? Well, this made me think of voyeur porn, more specifically the site, They Did Not Know.

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August 5, 2012

Zombie Want Brain, Me Want XXX Porn Sex Hardcore

Zombie Want Brain, Me Want XXX Porn Sex Hardcore
Image courtesy of Nude Sport Videos.

Last Saturday night, I was alone with a female friend whom I used to hook up with. She asked if I wanted to watch a zombie movie with her instead of the Olympics, but what I really wanted to watch was some hot porn and then bang her for old time's sake. Ever the debonair, I put on my best zombie impersonation and told her that "Me want xxx porn sex hardcore! Raar!" She gave me an annoyed look and then we watched the Olympic volleyball games. Oh well. Almost Nude Sport Videos is the next best thing, right?

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August 4, 2012

Summer Parties Bring Out the Topless Babes

Summer Parties Bring Out The Topless Babes
Image courtesy of Playboy Plus.

I've noticed a really awesome pattern. The hotter it gets outside, the more likely you are to come across a bunch of nude babes. I know that sounds obvious (after all, who would go outside without clothes on in winter?), but keep in mind that I live in a city with no beaches anywhere nearby. Thankfully, the hotter the weather and the more easy-going the atmosphere is, the chicks who show up in bikini tops and T-shirts tend to eventually shed what they're wearing. That's good news for me because a bunch of these topless babes are as hot as the chicks you'd expect to find on Playboy Plus.

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August 3, 2012

Lili Doesn't Take Her Clothes Off

Lili Doesn't Take Her Clothes Off
Image courtesy of Tainster.

Many different girls have caught my eye during the weeks that I've spent exploring the mega porn site known as Tainster and the hottie pictured here is one of them. Her name is Lili and an interesting thing that I've noticed about her is that she doesn't always take her clothes off in her scenes. Sure she'll shed a few articles so we can see her naughty bits, but she often keeps a lot of her clothing on. If you check her out on sites like Fully Clothed Pissing, Fully Clothed Sex and Slime Wave, you'll see what I mean.

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August 2, 2012

IDIOTS: The Week in Crime

Giving Your Mom Creampie Goodness
Image courtesy of Sun-Sentinel.com.

I could have gone with the story about the guy in China who got his penis cut off by four men who claimed he was sleeping with their wives. Or I could have told you about Moira Johnston, the stripper who walks around New York topless in the name of freedom. But instead I have three idiot criminals for you. Let's start with the youngest idiot, shall we?

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August 1, 2012

Giving Your Mom Creampie Goodness

Giving Your Mom Creampie Goodness
Image courtesy of Creampie Angels.

Lately, I've been watching a bunch of creampie porn. It seems the reason is that I've developed a bit of a fetish for seducing the mothers of friends (only twice in real life, though). By coincidence, many of the movies that I've been watching always seem to end with giving the mom creampie satisfaction. These MILFs are seriously hot Creampie Angels. Or, I suppose "creampie devils" since they're being so wickedly hot. Regardless of what you call them, seeing these older women with a pussy filled with cum is deliciously raunchy.

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