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June 30, 2012

Watch Samantha Jolie Have an Intense Orgasm

Watch Samantha Jolie Have an Intense Orgasm
Image courtesy of Tainster.

The blonde beauty pictured here is Samantha Jolie and she's just one of the many European hotties that you can see enjoying one intense orgasm after another when you visit the mega porn site known as Tainster. I first took notice of her while checking out vids on a site called Orgasmatics, but she appears on other websites as well and I'm going to tell you a bit about a few of them.

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June 29, 2012

Can't Get Enough of Gabriella Gucci and Her B Cup Breasts

Can't Get Enough of Gabriella Gucci and Her B Cup Breasts
Image courtesy of Tainster.

It's been a few weeks now, but I'm still enjoying the mega porn site known as Tainster. I'm especially enjoying the network's stunning models, including a cutie by the name of Gabrielle Gucci. I've really taken notice of her over the last couple of days and it might have something to do with the fact that with short, black hair, she really stands out amongst the other models. It also doesn't hurt that she's really quite lovely and has great B cup breasts. You can see her in action for yourself by checking out sites like All Wam, Drunk Sex Orgy and Party Hardcore.

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June 28, 2012

Spank That Latina Booty!

Spank That Latina Booty!
Image courtesy of Latina Rampage.

I was in downtown Montreal for their St-Jean-Baptiste festivities this weekend. Maybe it's because I'm not French, but I didn't see what the big deal was. That doesn't mean I didn't have a ton of fun, though! Like pretty much everyone else, I really like Latina pussy . However, as of Saturday night, I think I've officially converted to preferring Latina booty instead. That's because one of the musical performances had a chick as hot as the babes seen on Latina Rampage.

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June 27, 2012

So She Says She Likes Hardcore Interracial Sex

So She Says She Likes Hardcore Interracial Sex
Image courtesy of Blacks On Blondes.

Being the best out of all the world's best friends out there, I'm going to make light of the sex-life dilemma that my buddy has recently run into. On the Internet. For the entire planet to see (Ok, so maybe I'm only the second best of the best). He told me that last weekend, he asked his girlfriend what kind of sex she prefers the most. While he meant hard or gentle or even with whips and chains, she replied that hardcore interracial sex is favorite thing ever. Hopefully for him, she's referring to interracial porn and not interracial fucking, because this dude is whiter than she is! Now all he can do is wonder if his girlfriend is secretly like Katie Thomas.

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June 26, 2012

BINGO: Beautiful Naked Girls Online

BINGO: Beautiful Naked Girls Online
Image courtesy of Nikki Price.

Ok, I know you think I'm missing a word for the "I" in the title, but actually if you look a bit closer, you'll see that there's an "I" in "beautiful," so we're good to go here. So, why don't you stop hassling me, okay? Just step off. Sorry, my shrinks says I have an anger problem, but I never actually finish a session with her because she pisses me off so much. Anyway, back to beautiful naked girls. I'm about to dive into some nude model sites, so you might want to sit down and make yourself comfortable. I said SIT. So, about Melissa Doll...

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June 25, 2012

Buy A Cheeseburger And Get A Free Petite Teenager On The Side!

Buy A Cheeseburger And Get A Free Petite Teenager On The Side!
Image courtesy of Exclusive Teen Porn.

One thing I love about working in the porn industry is that you get to see tons of variety. I'm not just talking about nude teen girls, here (though obviously, I get a decent variety of that, too). I'm also talking about the scene setups that turn what might otherwise look like a PBS show into a hardcore Fucking Video. For example, just the other day I reviewed a site in which guy ordered a cheeseburger and, since they were out of fries, got a free petite teenager as his side dish. I bet even local mom-and-pop burger joints would be raking in billions of dollars overnight if that ever happened in reality.

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June 24, 2012

There's Still Room in Porn for Handjob Videos

There's Still Room in Porn for Handjob Videos
Image courtesy of Tug Jobs.

It's funny, with so much hardcore raunchiness packed into a porn movie these days, some of the action gets lost. I mean you're so focused on the anal drilling or the deep throat blowjob that you fail to see the wroth of the sensual handjob. Well, that doesn't happen on the sites I am about to talk about. They focus solely on handjob videos and first up is Tug Jobs.

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June 23, 2012

Drunk Driving Is Dangerous. Have Sex Instead.

Drunk Driving Is Dangerous. Have Sex Instead.
Image courtesy of In The VIP.

I'm usually not an advocate of corporal punishment (outside of dungeons and bedrooms, anyway), but I made an exception this past weekend. A buddy of mine was telling me about how wasted he got at a party. That in of itself isn't deserving of a good smack, but the fact that he drove home afterward definitely is. I don't need to spout statistics at this point, do I? We all know how dangerous drunk driving can be. I don't care if you've got a bunch of party babes asking you to drive them back to their place for a foursome. Get a designated driver! Or, better yet, just fuck them right there In The VIP and call 'em a cab when you're done.

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June 22, 2012

Dirty Daisy Decastelo

Dirty Daisy Decastelo
Image courtesy of Tainster.

I think I've really developed a thing for European pornstars because I can't quite seem to pull myself away from the mega porn site known as Tainster. I can't get enough of the network's Euro hotties and every time I look at its sites I find a new favorite. This week a babe named Daisy Decastelo is fueling all my fantasies and keeping me glued to my computer. As you can see from the picture above, the girl's a real looker. What the photo doesn't reveal, however, is how dirty Daisy can get. To see that, you need to visit sites like Drunk Sex Orgy.

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June 21, 2012

Apple Pie Gets Waitress Fired

Apple Pie Gets Waitress Fired
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Lynn Smith is a 52-year-old waitress at the Little Chef diner in Talke, Straffordshire. She has worked at the diner for 12 years and was recently fired because she took home half a slice of apple pie! I am sure you are like me, who, when I heard this, assumed there had to be more to the story. Well, here is the more (although don't expect it to make the restaurant come out looking any better).

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June 20, 2012

The Art of Sex Toons

The Art of Sex Toons
Image courtesy of International Comix.

I'm not at all ashamed to admit that I still watch cartoons on a regular basis. The Simpsons are hilarious, superhero toons are often packed with drama and anime can be just as deep as any movie ever made by Stanley Kubrick or Ridley Scott. That goes double for adult anime. Ok, bad play on words aside, I do find there is some great artistic merit to sex toons that often gets overlooked. International Comix offer a variety of different artwork styles. Plus, it's always been my opinion that toon porn can be just as hot as real-life smut, if not hotter.

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June 19, 2012

Dudes and Hardcore Sex Videos

Dudes and Hardcore Sex Videos
Image courtesy of Jules Jordan.

Well, I do know some dudes who love to watch hardcore sex videos, but today I am actually talking about the fellows behind it. He's got tons of awards, so you know the people like what Jules Jordan is putting out there. He's gotten nods for anal releases, best director, best ethnic and internal movies, POV flicks and threesomes. This guy just keeps grinding out the hits. Want to know what kind of hardore porn you'll find on his official site? Read on.

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June 18, 2012

Rate Live Cam Performers with Review My Cam!

Rate Live Cam Performers with Review My Cam!
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I remember checking out some live cams girls once. This one performer claimed that she would toy her ass and that I could see her do it when I entered her private chat. Now, I'm no cam expert or anything and I of course wanted to warm myself up, so I was okay with her inserting the toy in her pussy for a couple of minutes and taking a few seconds to chat some dirty words to her admirers, but I soon realized that this toy wasn't in her ass and that no matter how kindly I reminded her that I wanted to see it penetrate her beautiful booty, it wasn't going any closer to that tight hole. Well, long story short, she eventually did shove it in her butt, but I left feeling cheated. I know her purpose is to make money, but I felt she held out way too long. If you can sympathize with me and have left webchats feeling somewhat burned, then you should have a look at Review My Cam.

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June 17, 2012

Watch Out For the Cum Blast

Watch Out For the Cum Blast
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The summer festivities have started up in my neck of the woods, which means free outdoor concerts and having sex after getting home from those free outdoor concerts. Well, that's what it means for my friend, anyway. It's like every other day during summer has him unloading a huge cum blast all over a different babe. I'm getting kind of jealous, because it's super rare for me to find women who are into taking huge facials, let alone several every week. And don't get me started on how many of the chicks he dates are Sperm Swallowers, on top of things!

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June 16, 2012

Euro Porn Cutie Gina Devine

Euro Porn Cutie Gina Devine
Image courtesy of Tainster.

I hope you aren't tired of reading about cuties from the mega porn site known as Tainster, because I want to use this space to tell you about another one of the network's stunning models. The babe in question is none other than the gorgeous gal you see pictures here. Her name is Gina Devine and if you think she looks good rockin' a Rabbit's shirt, you should see how great this Euro porn star looks taking part in a Drunk Sex Orgy.

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June 15, 2012

Alyssia Loop Knows How to Have Some Messy Fun

Alyssia Loop Knows How to Have Some Messy Fun
Image courtesy of Tainster.

Check out the babe above. Not bad, huh? Her name is Alyssia Loop and she's yet another girl that I've discovered while exploring the mega porn site known as Tainster. I first noticed her having some messy fun on a website called All WAM and it was love at first sight.

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June 14, 2012

From Germans Sleeping Less to a Guitar Urinal

Border Guards With No Sense Of Boundaries
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There were just too many stories I wanted to talk about this week, so rather than pick just one I decided to throw them all at you. Let's jump on in, shall we?

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June 13, 2012

Weird Shocking Videos to Make Your Head Spin

Weird Shocking Videos to Make Your Head Spin
Image courtesy of The Minion.

Not everybody realizes this, but there's more to being a porn reviewer than just watching famous pornstars having sex. I've been working here for more than two and a half years now and, in that time, I've also seen my fair share of some pretty weird sex. Being the newest of our reviewers, I end up having to watch weird shocking videos more often than I do the super glamorous ones. That's not a complaint, though, because some of this smut is actually really cool, other times it's really fun and other times still it ends up being the bizarreness of it all that makes the action so hot and appealing. Take The Minion for example.

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June 12, 2012

Gang Bang Sex Does a Body Good

Gang Bang Sex Does a Body Good
Image courtesy of Fuck Team Five.

I also hear milk does the same thing, but hey some good, ol' sucking and fucking is a hell of a lot more fun, wouldn't you say? I think that is what the guys and gals would say on these gangbang porn sites. Everywhere you look there's a pussy filled with cock, a tongue on a crotch and cum dripping off someone's chin, so there's really a lot to see. If you want to see some gang bang sex at its finest, you should check out Fuck Team Five.

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June 11, 2012

Summer Is Time for Beautiful Feet

Summer Is Time for Beautiful Feet
Image courtesy of Nylon Feet Line.

Not only is that title for all you sandal wearers (hint hint to Ms. Dry Feet I see each morning on the subway), but I think every foot fetishist can also agree that warmer weather is a foot lover's time to rejoice. I imagine The Zombies, "Time of The Season" playing softly in the background and foot fans frolicking through the streets with binoculars and ogling at all the beautiful feet being shown off in sandals, espadrilles, heels and even barefoot and skipping around with silly grins on their faces. My imagination frightens me a little sometimes. Anyway, a site that will really give those looking for some foot porn something to rejoice about is Nylon Feet Line.

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June 10, 2012

Tasty Banana Cream Pies

Tasty Banana Cream Pies
Image courtesy of Creampie Angels.

I like pie. A lot. I've got a major sweet tooth, so I have no problem admitting that I probably eat way more pie than is healthy for me. However, I just can't bring myself to eat banana cream pies. I've had it before and found it rather tasty, but the name is just too funny. Give me a break, though! I review cream pie porn sites for a living! The actual banana pie sounds like it's a dude's dick in the process of filling up some Creampied Sweeties. Sure, I'm being immature, but I don't want to be laughing while mouth is full of pie. I could choke!

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June 9, 2012

Jenna Lovely Is a Hot Blond

Jenna Lovely Is a Hot Blond
Image courtesy of Tainster.

Who's the hot blond pictured here? It's Jenna Lovely and she's one of the many hotties I've taken an interest in while browsing the mega porn site known as Tainster. She first caught my eye while I was visiting a website called Party Hardcore, but that's not the only place she appears. If you keep reading this blog, I'll tell you a little bit more about Jenna and also direct you towards sites where you can see her in action.

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June 8, 2012

An Ebony Sex Hookup Near My Place Would Be Perfect Right Now

An Ebony Sex Hookup Near My Place Would Be Perfect Right Now
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Like most of the 99%, I'm very overworked and quite underpaid. Now that the weather is getting nice out, I'm finding it even harder to focus on the job. After having recently reviewed several black porn sites, all I can think about is running out of the office, tearing my clothes off and having a much-needed ebony sex hookup near my place. I figure some no-strings with a beautiful black babe is exactly what I need to get myself out of this funk. Just give me 90 minutes, one of the babes from Just Ebony and I'll be back to 100% in no time!

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Daria Glower Gets Wet and Wild

Daria Glower Gets Wet and Wild
Image courtesy of Tainster.

I've spent a lot of time visiting sites from the Tainster porn pass over the last few weeks and it seems like I take notice of a new girl every time I get to exploring the network. The latest model to catch my eye is a babe by the name of Daria Glower. You can see her picture her and she's also featured on a number of websites, including one called All Wam where she can be glimpsed getting all wet and wild.

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June 7, 2012

A Bikini Babe Walking Down the Street Symbolizes the First Day of Summer

A Bikini Babe Walking Down the Street Symbolizes the First Day of Summer
Image courtesy of PlayboyPlus.

Parents everywhere will swear that the first day of summer is actually the last day of school. Being June already, that should be any day, now. However, I think I'm going to have to disagree. The real first day of summer was last week, when a bikini babe walked down my street in nothing but her skimpy swimsuit, a pair of sunglasses and sandals. Forget sunny weather and school closure dates! Things only really start heating up once hot babes start dressing like that all the time! I don't know about you, folks, but all I need is an ice cream cone, a lawn chair and a parade of Glossy Angels to make my summer holiday official.

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June 6, 2012

Watch A Dude Bang a Hot Cheerleader

Watch A Dude Bang a Hot Cheerleader
Image courtesy of LightspeedUniversity.

What is it that makes cheerleaders so lusted after? Is it their perkiness? Their school spirit? Hmm, maybe it's their willingness to don tiny outfits and show off their lithe bodies and flexibility skills. Well, at least I know for sure that on this site their popularity is due to their willingness to get naked, suck dick and fuck. It's at the top of our cheerleader porn category and it has got lots of raunchy action for you. If you want a hot cheerleader, you have to check out Cheerleader Auditions.

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June 5, 2012

Vintage Porn Movies and Nude Sporty Chicks

Vintage Porn Movies and Nude Sporty Chicks
Image courtesy of Vintage Classic Porn.

If you're a fan of the Rabbits blog, you probably have read one of A.K's famous blogs. Whenever someone on Twitter retweets or likes it, it's almost like he does a victory lap around the office. He is very proud of his entries. Anyway, I digress. My point is that his blogs usually focus on one or two different stories or themes and I kind of like that idea. So, today I'm going to discuss vintage porn movies and naked chicks who are exercising for your viewing pleasure. Let's start with the retro porn found on Vintage Classic Porn.

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June 4, 2012

Which One Gives The Best Blow Job?

Which One Gives The Best Blow Job?
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I know a few party girls from my college days, so I thought I'd set one of them up with a friend of mine. You know, in order to help him get over his ex. Part of me was expecting him to turn the idea down, but to my surprise, he simply asked me which one of them gives the best blow job. I don't exactly rate women on their ability to give blow jobs, but I hooked him up with one of them anyway. I'm guessing it didn't go as well as he liked, because he told me that I "need to hold some Real Blowjob Auditions, already." I would have just said "thanks," but I guess that's me.

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June 3, 2012

Busty Babes with Katy Perry Boobs

Busty Babes with Katy Perry Boobs
Image courtesy of Big Tits Round Asses.

If you've ever read any of my blogs and/or reviews over the years, or even if you spotted cheering at a strip club before, then you probably already know that Big Tits Round Asses are always what I look for in a woman. I'm not so narrow-minded as to only like that body type, but it is my go-to whenever I head out cruising for chicks. The boobs more-so than the butts. What can I say? I love them big. I'm talking Katy Perry boobs big. Being single means I can get huge boobs in the bar, but lately I've been getting them online, instead.

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June 2, 2012

Having Her Face Down Ass Up Is The Only Way To Go

Having Her Face Down Ass Up Is The Only Way To Go
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If there's one thing that good butt porn sites has taught me over the years, it's that nothing beats seeing a big-bootied babe bent over with her face down ass up for the camera. Having experienced this in real life (without the camera, that is), I'm kind of inclined to agree. I'm normally more of a boob man, myself, but I have to admit that seeing a gorgeous chick with Monster Curves with her head on the pillow and her ass up in my face is always pretty darn sweet.

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June 1, 2012

European Porn Star Tarra White

European Porn Star Tarra White
Image courtesy of Tainster.

The girl pictured above is a European porn star by the name of Tarra White. If you like what you see here, you'll really appreciate what you can see while visiting the mega porn site called Tainster. Tarra's featured on a few of the sites that you get access to with a membership and each one of her appearances is memorable to say the least.

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