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May 31, 2012

Make It Rain with Hardcore Anal Sex Videos

Make It Rain with Hardcore Anal Sex Videos
Image courtesy of My First Butt Sex.

Yeah, I guess that doesn't really make sense. I always hear people say "make it rain" and it's usually in reference to money. At least I think they're talking about cash. Ok, I looked it up. It is usually in reference to cash and it's usually done at strip clubs. The money is thrown up at the strippers and it seems that it's raining money. All this to say, I went on a quest for hardcore anal movies and I wanted to find all my readers a whole big batch, so I could "make it rain" with anal sex videos. Did I succeed? Sorry, fella, you gotta read the rest of shizz to find out. Let's start with My First Butt Sex.

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May 30, 2012

Japan Stories: The Penis Eating and Tracksuits Edition

Which One Gives The Best Blow Job?
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I'm no psychic. And while I would never claim to be able to guess what you had for dinner a couple weeks ago, I am pretty sure I can say what you didn't eat within that time frame... Human penis! That is unless of course, you are one of the five people in Japan who recently did exactly that. No, I am not joking.

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May 29, 2012

Give Me The Squirt Porn!

Give Me The Squirt Porn!
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This might sound like it's pee porn, since a lot of guys I know when going to take a pee say they're going to take a squirt, but this post is actually about chicks squirting. I am always amazed at squirt porn. I saw Mason Moore screw a "cop" a while ago and she squirted like time after time after time and it was quite astonishing. Pretty soon they were fucking in puddles of pussy water. Actually, was it on Pornstar Squirt that I saw that scene?

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May 28, 2012

If you'll Excuse Me, I'm off to Watch a Jock Spank a Schoolgirl

If you'll Excuse Me, I'm off to Watch a Jock Spank a Schoolgirl
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Officially, I abhor the concept of hazing. I think if a fraternity or sorority abuses its pledges, then it should be shut down. However, I think I'll make an exception for houses that have both frats and sororities under one roof, because cross-pledging systems are really hot. Just the other day, I got invited to watch as frat brothers punished pledging sisters. Seeing a jock spank a blindfolded babe made me want to sign-up to the coed guys and Girls Boarding School, but I changed my mind when I realized I would have to pledge and get a spanked ass (or worse) from a sorority sister if I did. What can I say? I like to watch it, not take it.

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May 27, 2012

The Artistic Merits of Sensual Photography

The Artistic Merits of Sensual Photography
Image courtesy of MC Nudes.

I'm a bit of a movie buff, so I have to admit that sensual photography is rarely my go-to for getting off. Each time I do, though, I tend to forget why I prefer movies at all. When done right, softcore porn pics convey more than just the image of a beautiful naked babe. They say that pictures are worth a thousand words each and, when checking out sites like MC Nudes, you can easily see that those words are all synonymous with "oh, hell yeah!" and "simply stunning." Not the most poetic way to describe things, I know, but keep in mind that I just used real words instead of exotic photographs.

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May 26, 2012

Looking For Women in All the Right Places

Looking For Women in All the Right Places
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I've been told that if I want to date more often, then I should be looking for women in places where they're not expecting to be hit on. In other words, instead of a bar or at a club, flirt in a supermarket or at a bookstore. Personally, I feel that's only half right. The bar certainly isn't all that productive. Clubs, however, depending on the type you're going to, certainly can. If all a woman wants to do is dance with her friends, then it's not the right one for your needs. However, if she's clearly a chick who likes to Party Hardcore, then chatting her up might just be the first thing you do with that club-going hottie.

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May 25, 2012

Donna Joe: Yet Another Czech Porn Babe

Donna Joe: Yet Another Czech Porn Babe
Image courtesy of Tainster.

I recently spent some time exploring the Tainster network and in the process, I took notice of this hot chick who kept popping up on the porn pass' sites. As you may have already guessed, the chick in question is the very same one that you see featured here. Her name is Donna Joe and she's a Czech porn star.

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May 24, 2012

Are You Sick of Single Men, Walking, Reason and People That Aren't Horrible?

Are You Sick of Single Men, Walking, Reason and People That Aren't Horrible?
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Hey ladies! Don't single guys suck? Who wants a man that hasn't been properly trained by a woman and still has all their bad habits, like independence, a joy for life, self-respect and the belief that their opinion actually matters? Well, you women aren't alone, because 45-year-old, chubby, blonde British writer Karen Marley doesn't like them either and the solution is simple. Date married men! In fact, Karen has dated over 50 married men.

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May 23, 2012

Who Released a Celeb Sex Tape?

Who Released a Celeb Sex Tape?
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Ok, no one that I know of at the moment. Don't worry, I don't have any breaking news, but a quick search of this keyword returned the names of Paris Hilton, Rihanna, Kim Kardashian, Pamela Anderson, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. Um, hello? Where's Brad Pitt or Peter Skaarsgard or even Ryan Gosling or Ryan Reynolds. All hot and all missing from this nude celebs list! I guess dudes are just smart enough to not get filmed while fucking. Hey, chicks want to see a male celeb sex tape now and then too. Sigh. Oh well, I guess I will have to settle for the action on Mr. Skin right now.

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May 22, 2012

Girls Masturbating On Camera

Girls Masturbating On Camera
Image courtesy of In The Crack.

One of my favorite movies was on the other day. It's called Airheads with Steve Buscemi, Adam Sandler and Brendan Fraser. They're in a band they call The Lone Rangers and they break into a radio station to get their demo on the air. Don't worry I'm getting to my point. At one point, Chazz (Fraser) is enumerating all the ways he was a loser in high school and the crowd that has formed outside starts yelling out strange things they did at the same age. And one guy raises his fist in the air and says, "I masturbate... constantly." Huh. That guy would get along really well with the girls masturbating on In The Crack. These gals are all about the solo masturbation sessions.

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May 21, 2012

What Are Your Top Reality Sex Fantasies?

What Are Your Top Reality Sex Fantasies?
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When you review porn sites for a living, you get to see some whacky porn setups. I would have to say my favorite niche is reality porn because it can get just so darn funny. I especially love the buses, vans, limos and even boats full of men that pick up women, fuck them and then dump them off in the middle of nowhere (the boat one even makes them walk a plank, with a lifejacket, of course!). When you watch all of these reality sex videos, your mind can wander. Would you participate in an orgy in the VIP area of a club? Would you fuck the cable guy/girl or that pervy professor who keeps asking you to stay after class? Would you screw the boss to get ahead? If you don't have the guts to go through with these kinds of things, you can just watch it all go down on sites like Office Pink.

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May 20, 2012

I Stopped Playing Megaman So I Could Play with Mega Boobs

I Stopped Playing Megaman So I Could Play with Mega Boobs
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Have you ever been in the middle of something and then decided that the task wasn't worth finishing without stopping for a porn break first? I had that just the other day. I was in the middle of playing one of those old Megaman video games when all of a sudden, I found myself in the mood for tits. Like, tons of tits, too. We're talking about mega boobs being craved, here. I immediately put down the controller and hit the Internet knowing that not just any old site would do, so I checked out some mega porn sites. I started off my quest with Fame Digital.

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May 19, 2012

Wondering What Future Mobile Phones Have in Store for Us

Wondering What Future Mobile Phones Have in Store for Us
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A few weeks ago, a fellow reviewer here told me what he pays on his cell phone bill. Being a cheapskate, I immediately saw it as insanely expensive. However, he's got a smart phone with tons of data, whereas my phone is so outdated that I'm actually surprised it doesn't come with an antenna. I'm thinking of trading up, but I just know that once I do, a newer feature will come out on all future mobile phones purchased immediately afterward. Like 3D technology. How awesome would it be to visit a site like Peter North Mobile and see his cumshots splattering on a chick's face in 3D? You know what? That's what I'm going to wait for. Someone let me know when iphone porn comes in 3D, ok?

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May 18, 2012

Malena Morgan Is One Hot Model

Malena Morgan Is One Hot Model
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There are lots of hot babes featured on Rabbit's Reviews, but there aren't many that are anywhere near as beautiful as the hot model you see pictured here. Her name is Malena Morgan and she's an American hottie from the fine state of Florida. I recently had the pleasure of seeing her in action on the website known as Sex Art and I'd be lying if I said that I didn't thoroughly enjoy what I saw. I think a lot of you would like to see Malena in action as well, so I'll be using this blog to tell you a little bit more about her and the site that you can find her on.

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May 17, 2012

Why She Loves Sucking Huge Cock

Why She Loves Sucking Huge Cock
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I'm one of those guys who tends to backslide with an ex if we've both been single for a while. The last time I backslid, we watched some porn after doing the deed. This got her in the mood faster than I was ready for on account of how turned on she was by the sight of seeing a chick gobbling up several large dicks. It turned me on, too, but yeesh! She said she couldn't help herself and that she simply loves sucking huge cock. According to her, a big mouthful isn't great for women when it's in the form of cum, but rather when it's a mouth filled with Dangerous Dongs instead. She then told to me relax and just go with it. Naturally, I acquiesced.

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May 16, 2012

Pants: He Wants To Pull Them Down, They Want You to Keep Them On

He Wants To Pull Them Dowm
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Hey, guys. Remember when you were in grade school and at recess you would go around and pull down the girls' pants? Well, while it might have been cute and flirtatious in grade five, just a word of warning - at 25 years old, not so much. Just ask Ottawa resident Gavin Sean Griffiths who has been arrested and accused of terrorizing women in Canada's capital for the last month, sneaking up behind them and pulling down their pants.

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May 15, 2012

They're Famous Porn Stars for A Reason

They're Famous Porn Stars for A Reason
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I've written my fair share of porn star reviews over the years. I've written reviews of their official sites, biographies of famous porn stars that have me commenting on their work and movie reviews that feature the work (and them) in question. Despite common belief, not every chick who shoots a porno can be considered a true porn star. There's a reason why companies like Vivid Entertainment only choose the hottest of the hot. It's because some babes are on a whole other level when it comes to their good looks and their ability to suck and ride cock.

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May 14, 2012

Sites with Some Ethnic Passion

Sites with Some Ethnic Passion
Image courtesy of Ball Honeys.

I just reviewed a couple of sites today that featured Spanish speaking performers and I gotta say, that shit was hot. I had some trouble not squirming in my seat as I watch a smoking hot Latina take a rather hung man, lay him down and give him the fuck of his life. They were both mumbling in Spanish (none of which I understood), but it was making me sweat. They had a shit ton of ethnic passion and electricity between them, so I had to blog about some ethnic porn site to get it all out of my system, starting with Ball Honeys.

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May 13, 2012

Hardcore Sex Videos at Your Fingertips

Hardcore Sex Videos at Your Fingertips
Image courtesy of Third Movies.

There's a certain chain of video stores that has been closing in my neck of the woods recently. I didn't much care because they never had a decent selection of hardcore sex videos anyhow. I mean I like vintage porn, but there are lots of newer chicks and hung hunks out there now and you've got to keep up with the times. Those who used to rent from there will have to find an alternative. I'll tell you right now that I found some porn movie sites that offer a big selection of smut and you won't even have to leave your desk. Check out Third Movies.

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May 12, 2012

Older Women Who Want Hard Cock

Older Women Who Want Hard Cock
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Some people stop thinking about their jobs the moment the workday ends, but not me. I still have porn on the brain when I head home from the office and long afterward. Just last night I found myself in the supermarket trying to decide what kind of sites to point you fine folks towards in this very blog. I really couldn't settle on any one kind of porn site, but then inspiration struck when I spotted a MILF who looked just like one of the models from the Anilos website. I knew right there and then that I'd be using this blog to tell you about some older women who want hard cock and the mature porn sites that you can find them on.

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May 11, 2012

Leony Aprill Is One of My Favorite Czech Beauties

Leony Aprill Is One of My Favorite Czech Beauties
Image courtesy of Leony Aprill.

It's no secret that there are lots of Czech beauties working as porn models today, but the stunning Leony Aprill has got to be among the most beautiful of them. Of course, you don't need to take my word for it, because the picture of her that's posted above more than proves that she's absolutely gorgeous.

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May 10, 2012

Hot Latinas Make My Day

Hot Latinas Make My Day
Image courtesy of Chicas Place.

Jennifer Lopez, Eva Mendez, Eva Langoria, Sofia Vergera, Shakira and Penelope Cruz: what do all of these women have in common? Yes, they all are very talented, famous and make way more money than I do, but they're also all smoking hot Latinas. With all the leaked sex tapes and paparazzi shots, it might be possible to get an intimate glimpse of these hotties, but it's not all that likely. If you really want a look at some hot Latinas, then you might swing by Chicas Place.

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May 9, 2012

Nude Chicks with Awesome Tits

Nude Chicks with Awesome Tits
Image courtesy of Naughty Miko.

The individual model category is a big one. If you're a fan of the site and you like cute babe who start up their own porn sites, then you've frequented this section a bit and you know just how many sites there are out there. You have slim blondes that keep their beavers under wraps, sizzling gingers who let it all hand out and suck and fuck to their heart's content and there are others who don't need anyone else to heat up the screen and just masturbate for that camera lens. In this vast sea of sexy chicks with awesome tits, there are loads that stand out, but since I have a limited space here, I will just chat about three, starting with Naughty Miko.

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May 8, 2012

Picking Up New Female Masturbation Techniques

Picking Up New Female Masturbation Techniques
Image courtesy of Cuties Galore.

Like most people, it's important for me to know how to get my lovers off. Sometimes, a regular ol' pussy drilling just isn't enough, so you have to go manual (or oral, depending on the woman) in those cases. To make sure we've got what it takes to get the job done, I suggest we all take a look at female masturbation porn. After all, they say that leading by example is the best way to teach, so why not let sites Cuties Galore show us some new female masturbation techniques? I figure doing so is a win-win.

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May 7, 2012

Hot Teen Lesbians

Hot Teen Lesbians
Image courtesy of Porn Stars Lick.

For better or for worse, my wacky neighborhood continues to provide me with material to talk about in this blog. So what did I witness this time? Well, I went to take a peek out the window the other night and when I looked out across the street, I saw a couple of hot teen lesbians going at it on the hood of a car. I rather enjoyed watching them for a bit, but both my fun and theirs came to an abrupt halt when the owner of the car came out and chased the hot lesbo chicks away. Wanting to see more lesbian action, I made my way to my computer and took a look at a site called Porn Stars Lick.

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May 6, 2012

Nothing Beats a Good Set of Crotchless Lingerie

Nothing Beats a Good Set of Crotchless Lingerie
Image courtesy of Pantyhose Line.

As much I love panty pussy, when it comes time to start drilling away at a chick's holes, I find they get in the way. Annoyingly so, in fact. The passionate thing to do would be to rip them off and go to town, but it's not as simple as the movies make it out to look. For one, that fabric's a lot tougher than it seems, which leads to looking like a fool half the time and the other half of the time you give the woman a lady-parts wedgie. Not to mention how expensive it would be to replace that lingerie every time you tear it. To avoid these issues, I strongly recommend crotchless lingerie. Another workaround would be to make sure the lingerie in question is very easy to rip and inexpensive to stock up on, like the hosiery seen on Pantyhose Line.

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May 5, 2012

Taking Part in an Amateur Wife Gangbang

Taking Part in an Amateur Wife Gangbang
Image courtesy of Naughty Mag.

It's not every day that you get asked to take part in an amateur wife gangbang video, but I turned down the offer anyway. Writing online is kind of like having a face made for radio. Not that I'm ugly (don't think I would have been asked to shoot porn, if I were), so much as how I enjoy my privacy. Plus, just because I sleep around a bit doesn't mean I want to do all the amateur wives in the world, let alone in front of a camera. Sorry folks! Instead of watching me fuck a chick, you'll just have to continue to be content with sites like Naughty Mag instead.

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May 4, 2012

Relaxing With a Pair of Hot Asian Girls

Relaxing With a Pair of Hot Asian Girls
Image courtesy of AV Idolz.

Due to using a bad office chair for months on end, I managed to seriously injure my back a few weeks ago. The pain got so intense that I finally caved and splurged for a massage. The parlor that I went to was having a special "four hand relaxing of the totally" that day, so I took advantage and got myself two masseuses for the price one. In walked a duo of hot Asian girls in see-through negligees, so I immediately wished they'd massage my front instead, if you know what I mean. These wannabe AV Idolz rubbed all of the kinks out of my back, but I left feeling even more stiff down below. As soon as I got home, I gave myself a second massage while checking out some Asian porn sites.

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May 3, 2012

Interracial Fucking Gets Me Off

Interracial Fucking Gets Me Off
Image courtesy of Watching My Mom Go Black.

Whether it's a black stud squeezing his thick slab of man meat into a tiny white chick's hole or a sultry ebony vixen who's working a white rod, the XXX results are always visually pleasing. No matter what kind of chick it is: teen, amateur, curvy, chubby, MILF, nurse, cheerleader, the interracial fucking bumps the hotness level sky high. The interracial porn niche ain't small and I always find it come up with some shnazzy names for their sites, like Watching My Mom Go Black. That's not something I would like to watch my mother do, but lots of people I suppose would like to watch another's mother go black. And that's just what this site gives you.

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May 2, 2012

Ogling the Nonnude Girls

Ogling the Nonnude Girls
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Having worked in various aspects of the porn industry for roughly five years now, insecure friends of the female persuasion often accuse me of being either incredibly perverted, addicted to naked chicks or that I probably wouldn't give a fully-clothed woman the time of day. Those first two accusations are totally justifiable, but I take offense to the third one! I'll have you know that I stare inappropriately at nonnude girls all the time. I don't just mean chicks on the street, either (although I certainly ogle them, too). I'll even check out a bunch of nn sites. Those women I mentioned earlier have accused me of not having a heart for only looking naked chicks online. Are you kidding me? I Heart Eden and other babes without ever having seen them nude all the time!

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May 1, 2012

Putting the Locker Room Spy Cam to Good Use

Putting the Locker Room Spy Cam to Good Use
Image courtesy of Public Invasion.

I once had a friend who loved spying on her college basketball teammates in the locker room. However, it could be pretty obvious when someone is checking someone else out in such a setting, so she decided to get a little sneaky. She set up a locker room spy cam to record all the undressing. This got her booted off the team, but her voyeur porn tape also convinced one of those former teammates to date her for a while. I'm sure I wouldn't have the same luck (plus, my locker room is for guys), so I just stick to sites like Public Flash whenever I'm having voyeuristic urges.

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