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April 30, 2012

Footjob Movies for a Foot Lover

Footjob Movies for a Foot Lover
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I sometimes get asked to recommend certain kinds of websites in my blogs and making recommendations based on a request is exactly what I'll be doing today. You see, my girlfriend has a buddy and it turns out that he's got quite the thing for pretty feet. Apparently, he's always looking for new footjob movies, so I thought I'd do him a favor here and point him towards some sites that might satisfy his craving for Naughty Footjobs.

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April 29, 2012

Learn Some Things from These Handjob Videos

Learn Some Things from These Handjob Videos
Image courtesy of Handjob Harry.

I can't remember right now where I heard/read/saw it, but I remember a dude asking a chick about her handjob skills. He basically said that her blowjob skills have to be pretty good since nobody can probably give the guy a better handjob than himself. That struck me quite profoundly. It's true! No one can make your genitals feel good like you do and especially if they're using their hands. Well, the gals on these three sites sure give it the ol' college try. And even if the guys think it doesn't feel as good as when they do it themselves, they're still getting off in these handjob videos, so it's gotta be somewhat pleasurable. Handjob Harry is one of these guys.

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April 28, 2012

Bizarre Porn Is Hotter Than You Think

Bizarre Porn Is Hotter Than You Think
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For those that don't get off on that strange and unusual, I've compiled a list of bizarre porn sites (a very small list, but one nonetheless) of sites that, despite having some off-putting characteristics, still make us cum like nobody's business. Why is that? Well, some use humor, others defy nature and others just up a little creep factor that makes us kind of disturbed and perhaps weirdly aroused at the same time. If you know a bit about weird porn, then you actually might be familiar with some of these websites. The Minion is at the head of this list and speaking of "head" (as in penis), he's got a pretty tiny one.

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April 27, 2012

Do You Have The Guts For A Public Gangbang?

Do You Have The Guts For A Public Gangbang?
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A lot of the gangbang porn scenes that I see on site are right out in public. I just don't know if I have the balls for that. Ok, I don't technically have balls, so let's say I don't have the guts. It's one thing to get it on with various peeps in your home, but right out in the open? I get self-conscious enough with one partner, let alone several. Of course then you have multiple pairs of eyes looking out for pervy onlookers if you're having a public gangbang, so that could be a big help. She Got Six is a site where adventurous gals take on just about six cocks and they aren't always going at it behind closed doors.

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April 26, 2012

Drunk Naked Girls Keep Me Up At Night

Drunk Naked Girls Keep Me Up At Night
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I rarely ever manage to get a full night's sleep and it's often because of idiots screaming outside my window at three in the morning. I actually got woken up just last night by some chicks who had too much to drink and were making a whole lot of noise out in the street. Normally I would have been pissed off about being roused from my bed by idiots, but last night I was fine with it because the racket that woke me was being caused by drunk naked girls. Yeah, my neighborhood is fucked up. Anyway, I don't know if these party babes had been dared to streak or what, but I definitely enjoyed what I saw. Sometimes being woken up by Real Drunken Girls isn't so bad.

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April 25, 2012

The Unsexiest Sex Toy Website in the World

The Unsexiest Sex Toy Website in the World
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What sounds sexier than a sex info/sex toy website run by a 56-year-old former Christian minister? If you answered "pretty much anything," then you would be correct.

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April 24, 2012

I'd Rather Watch Hentai Instead

I'd Rather Watch Hentai Instead
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This may come as a bit of a surprise to some of you, but I'm actually kind of a geek. No, it's true. I proudly read comics almost every day, I love sci-fi and fantasy series and I even watch three to five cartoon shows every Saturday. To be fair, I'm not talking about stuff like Spongebob Squarepants or Fairly OddParents. Anymore, that is. You see, I'd much rather watch hentai, like what's found on Lestai, instead of focus on romance comedies, reality shows, gossip TV, or even the toon shows I used to watch. Of course, I'd much rather be watching cartoon porn than watching anything else, but you get my point.

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April 23, 2012

So That's What "Hardcore Pawn" Is!

So That's What Hardcore Pawn Is!
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The other day I had a date end pretty awkwardly. It was a third date, so instead of going out, she wanted me to go over to her place and watch a marathon of hardcore porn. Oh no, wait! You see, I apparently heard her wrong! It turns out she was breaking the proverbial "three-date rule" and had no intention of being my Stuffed Petite for the night. Since she actually wanted to watch some TV show called Hardcore Pawn, I had a hard time explaining why I brought a bag full of condoms, lube and dildos. Long story short, the bruise is from her and we didn't make plans for a fourth date. Also, I think she stole one of the dildos!

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April 22, 2012

Hooray For Horny Cheerleaders

Hooray For Horny Cheerleaders
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I've never cared much for football, but I used to watch a game every now and then just so I could get a glimpse of some sexy cheerleaders. As I got older, I discovered cheerleader porn sites and found myself spending less time in front of the television and more time visiting Cheerleader Auditions and other websites devoted to horny cheerleaders.

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April 21, 2012

What the Heck Is A "Teen Oops" Moment?

What the Heck Is A Teen Oops Moment?
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My friend recently told me about how he always manages to score some teen pussy whenever he's craving. He said it's all thanks to how he orchestrates a teen oops. Being the good friend that I am, I cut him off for the rest of the night and told him he couldn't have any more beer until he started using words coherently again. After a laugh, he explained that it's when you not-so-accidentally show off some of your goods. Need to stretch? Then make sure you do it in a way that has the shirt flashing a bunch of teens your abs in the process. Have to pick up something off the ground? Don't forget to bend in a way that gives them a good look at your butt! Apparently, these things always work if the babes in question are Wild Young Honeys.

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April 20, 2012

Cum Facials Galore

Cum Facials Galore
Image courtesy of Cover My Face.

Before I got this job I could take about getting a facial with a straight face. I've never had a facial. I'm going to get a facial. I booked an appointment for a facial. And now I nor anyone else can say it without me snickering a little. Cum facials have totally ruined that word for me. And I used to enjoy getting facials so much (tee hee). Well, at least I knew the chicks on Cover My Face still love them. They seem to think that cumshots to the face are the best beauty tip ever.

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April 19, 2012

Man Escapes from Prison as a Woman... Kind Of

Man Escapes from Prison as a Woman... Kind Of
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Every now and then I come across what I like to call an onion story. One that seems pretty small and simple at first, but as I continue to read about it, more and more layers emerge. This is one such story. Let us take it layer by layer, shall we?

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April 18, 2012

In Search Of Unseen Porn

In Search Of Unseen Porn
Image courtesy of Vintage Classic Porn.

As a professional porn reviewer, I've seen quite a bit of various porn niches explored across countless sites. Big tits, monster cocks, two dwarves with kayaks (don't ask) and pretty much anything else you can think of has been seen by me at least twice. Naturally, this has put me in a bit of a rut. Now I want to take a look at what's super rare and out of the ordinary. Since I've basically seen it all, I want to take a look at unseen porn! I suppose that's technically not a thing, so you probably think I've got my work cut out for me, huh? Well, you would be wrong! I actually found some on Vintage Classic Porn.

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April 17, 2012

She May Not Give an Ebony Fuck, But She Sure Can Take One!

She May Not Give an Ebony Fuck, But She Sure Can Take One!
Image courtesy of Black Ice Pass.

My friend says he's dating a black woman who is more than a little rough around the edges. By this, I mean she's super sarcastic, very selfish and basically a total egomaniac. Also, she seems to play the race card often and at completely random moments. So why is he putting up with such a crazy she-devil? Because she's also a devil in the bed, that's why! Apparently, she doesn't give an ebony fuck about anyone but herself, but she can suck and ride a cock better than any black porn he's ever seen. Flabbergasted, I showed him Black Ice Pass to see if he was exaggerating. Apparently, not so much.

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April 16, 2012

Pumping Iron to Impress the Fitness Babes

Pumping Iron to Impress the Fitness Babes
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A random conversation earlier today led me to calculate just how much weight I've lost since I decided to start living a healthier lifestyle a few years back. Right now, I'm 126 pounds lighter than my all-time heaviest weight. I've even got some abs starting to show. Once swimming weather comes around, I hope to have a full six-pack, so I've also been hitting the gym three to six days a week. There are so many hot babes where I work out! Being surrounded by gorgeous fitness babes is really distracting and prevents me from being able to focus on my workout. You know, on account of how I would rather be working out some of these hot Looker Girls instead of hitting the weights or treadmill.

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April 15, 2012

You Mean There Are People Who Don't Like Sloppy Multiple Creampies?

You Mean There Are People Who Don't Like Sloppy Multiple Creampies?
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Some friends and I got into a debate recently as to whether or not facials, creampies and cum swallowing are sexist. I, my ex-girlfriend and a few others were of the opinion that it just appeals to those who have a cum fetish. The counter argument was that we were wrong since the sight of sloppy multiple creampies and jizz being blasted all over the place was nasty, so who in their right mind would even have such a fetish. Naturally, almost everyone on my side of the debate raised their hands. Heck, just the thought of some of the action on Girls Got Cream made me raise more than just that.

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April 14, 2012

You Never Forget Your First Blowjob

You Never Forget Your First Blowjob
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They say you never forget your first kiss or your first time having sex. While I agree with the latter statement, I've actually forgotten my first kiss. However, I do remember the first time my dick got kissed, so does that count? In other words, I fully remember my first blowjob. It wasn't nearly as amazing as the ones you see on most blowjob porn sites. However, it was still incredible (except for the accidental-teeth moment) and just as innocently sweet as Only Teen Blowjobs seem to be.

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April 13, 2012

Time for Some Phat Booty

Time for Some Phat Booty
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I remember back when "phat" became popular. Everyone would go around claiming they were "phat!" It sounded like you were saying you had some extra weight on you, but when a person would respond, "hey, you're not fat," you could then laugh and say, "I'm PHAT, pretty hot and tempting!" Ah, we were so clever. Now everyone just shortens words, like "obvi" and "ish" and LMFAO. Don't get me started on them. I don't mean the people who talk this way, but the musical group. Okay, now I have wiggling in my head, I have to get my mind onto something else. Hey, how about all the phat booty that you can find on the site Tushy Massage. They definitely have some luscious ass cheeks for you to feast your eyes on.

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April 12, 2012

Stop The Press, Who Is That? Vicky Vette, Vicky Vette!

Stop The Press, Who Is That? Vicky Vette, Vicky Vette
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Just replace "Vette" with "Vale" and then maybe my title referencing the opening line of Prince's 1989 top U.S. single "Batdance" will seem less obscure? At any rate, with her infectious laugh, killer body and undeniable charisma, Vicky Vette herself is anything but obscure. A swinger for many years, she made the leap to porn in 2003. Since then, she has not only established herself as one of the preeminent MILFs in the industry, but as head of the VNA Girls network, she oversees the VNA (Vette Nation Army) network of sites, starring some of the hottest women in porn, including Sara Jay, Puma Swede and Angelina Castro. We spoke with her about her career, being recognized on the street and what interesting body parts she finds sexy.

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April 11, 2012

Finally Revealed... the Perfect Man?

Finally Revealed... the Perfect Man?
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Since the dawn of time man has strived for perfection. What is it that woman really want? Straight men have been asking that question for centuries (gay men have been asking it also and then wondering why the rest of us are still straight). Who is the perfect man? Well, like the other great mystery of our time - where is the real Springfield from "The Simpsons" - we have finally answered this question as well. And in case you were wondering, "The Simpsons" Springfield is in Oregon.

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April 10, 2012

Let's Watch a Porn Movie

Let's Watch a Porn Movie
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Has your woman (or man) just uttered these magical words and you're not prepared? Maybe all the video stores are closed or are family-friendly and your last roommate stole all your porn when they moved out... what now!? Well, if you have a membership to a porn movie site and you can simply flip on the old computer and pull one up. Boom! There are thousands of sites that give you XXX movies for a reasonable monthly fee. Let's check some out, starting with AEBN.

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April 9, 2012

I Hear Wife Anal Makes For Good Butt Sex

I Hear Wife Anal Makes For Good Butt Sex
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My buddy was always somewhat of an ass connoisseur. Every woman he ever dated was either already interested in anal penetration or at least got talked into trying it with him. For this reason, I was kind of surprised that he married a woman who wasn't willing to let him drive down her Hershey highway. As a gift for their wedding anniversary, she actually let him fuck her in the ass. This guy has had Gaping Angels galore in his time, but he swears to God that wife anal sex is the best. It could be that he's just gone through anal withdrawal, but he's convinced that's not the case.

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April 8, 2012

Turning Into a Big Tits Zombie

Turning Into a Big Tits Zombie
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Have you seen that TV show called The Walking Dead yet? I fell a bit behind and finally did a marathon viewing of the remaining episodes. After the third one in a row, I started to think that the monsters were just a bit misunderstood. All they want is some tasty flesh. Think about what you like to do when you come across a pair of big boobs. That's some tasty flesh right there! A sweet pair of juggs like those on Linseys World is enough to make any person crave the taste and feel of chest flesh, so at heart, isn't everybody just another big tits zombie?

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April 7, 2012

Sexy Women Squirting

Sexy Women Squirting
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Let loose the pussy juice! If that's like a battle cry for you when you sit down to rub/stroke one out then I think it's safe to assume that you get off on women squirting. There are quite a few websites that cater to people who love seeing chicks spraying pussy juice. We shall talk about three of them and I'll try to give you a broad spectrum, starting with Pornstar Squirt.

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April 6, 2012

Catch Some Classic Porn Movies

Catching Some Classic Porn Movies
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I don't have a time machine, so when I'm in the mood to watch classic porn movies I have two choices. I can either dig through my old man's box of dusty VHS tapes or I can find a website that specializes in delivering hot porn from back in the day. Given that I never want to handle tapes that my dad handled while his hands were on his cock, it probably won't surprise you to learn that I always opt to visit sites like Retro Raw instead.

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April 5, 2012

Take a Look at This Hot Porn Show

Take a Look at This Hot Porn Show
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There's no better place to see a hot porn show than a mega-site porn. I mean they usually have so much porn that's it's tough not find something to light your fire and keep it burning for some time. You can get some hardcore fucking with oral sex and fetishes and lesbian kissing and fondling all in one place. I have trouble understanding why everyone doesn't just join one of these. I guess every all-access site has its issues. Tainster is pretty good, though. Let me tell you why.

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April 4, 2012

Pissed Off Coworkers Discover IT Guy Urinating On Their Chairs

IT Guy Urinating On Their Chairs
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Last night I was at home having an after-dinner espresso and watching TV. Everything was good until I felt the urge to urinate. I was sitting on my couch, not more than 10 feet from my bathroom (obviously, I wasn't one of the three Mega Millions winners), but I didn't want to go.

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April 3, 2012

Cruising For Hot Hitchhikers

Cruising For Hot Hitchhikers
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I'll be taking a road trip with a buddy of mine in a few days and I'm really looking forward to it. He and I have always have god adventures when we've hit the road together and our most memorable trip would have to be the one where we picked up a couple of Teen Hitchhikers. I won't get into too much detail, but I'll just say that these hot hitchhikers were very appreciative of the fact that my friend and I were willing to take them to where they had to go. I think I'll use this blog to showcase a few reality porn sites that remind me of that epic road trip.

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April 1, 2012

Hot Domme Redefines How You Spank the Monkey

Hot Domme Redefines How You Spank the Monkey
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A few weeks ago, my friend went to a fetishists gathering. There was a dank dungeon, latex and leather, gas masks, whips, chains and pretty much all the works. When he heard some Dommes wanted to watch their subs spank the monkey, he assumed they meant masturbate. Not really! It turns out this was actual spanking of the cock! Ouch! I like BDSM as much as the next guy, but I'm more biased in that I prefer to see Punished Girls to punished penis. Give me a little OTK over CBT any day!

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