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March 30, 2012

Fapping to the Hottest Porn Stars

Fapping to the Hottest Porn Stars
Image courtesy of Digital Playground.

I saw this infomercial last Sunday for a huge collection of music from the '50s and '60s. Seriously, this thing had like every song from both decades in it. Naturally, the old man in the infomercial remembering how much he used to love those songs growing up made the guarantee that I'd be "dancing to the hottest songs of all time." As much I love the Beach Boys, I think I'll save my money and opt to be fapping to the hottest porn stars, instead. Would you prefer spending money on songs from decades ago or an hour in front of the computer while masturbating to famous porn stars? I opted for the sweet music of the industry's top hotties cumming by signing into Digital Playground.

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March 29, 2012

House of Sin Next to Strip Club, or Place of Worship Opens Up Next to Convent

Sexy, Sexy Nun
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If we were making a list of the Top 10 things that the Catholic Religion Doesn't Approve Of, at the top would be other religious beliefs. Then you have the homosexuals and of course we can't forget about the women who want to be in control of their own bodies. And judging by the recent Stone Park, Illinois, protests, also on that list would be boobies!

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March 28, 2012

A New Competitor Has Entered the "World's Heaviest Woman" Ring (I hope it can support them.)

World's Heaviest Woman Competition
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In this corner: She is recently single and earned the record for "World's Heaviest Mother" when she gave birth to her daughter while weighing 532 lbs. On the black mobility scooter, currently weighing in at over 500 lbs (she recently lost 60 pounds from the stress of moving from New Jersey to Ohio), Donna Simpson.

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March 27, 2012

Watching Soft Core Movies and Eating Popcorn

Watching Soft Core Movies and Eating Popcorn
Image courtesy of Only Tease.

Like most people, I love to eat popcorn while watching movies. That even goes for vids at home. I may not have a concession stand in my apartment, but I do own a microwave and dollar-store bags of kernels (half of which catch fire instead of popping for some physics-defying reason). Pretty standard stuff, right? Well, normally, yes. You see, I've gotten into the weird habit lately of even eating popcorn while watching soft core movies. Normally when I watch soft core porn, I've got a hand helping me pop something other than kernels on account of how hot the babes are on sites like Only Tease.

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March 26, 2012

Exotic Women Are Getting Naked and Fucking

Exotic Women Are Getting Naked and Fucking
Image courtesy of Ball Honeys.

What? Where? Over here? Yes, over HERE! I've got some ethnic porn sites for you to check out! There are some black and latin sweethearts on the first one and the other two are sinfully packed with exotic women from all sorts of other cultural backgrounds. This category on Rabbit's Reviews is pretty small and that stinks, but that doesn't mean the sites already here aren't worth your time. Let's jump right in with Ball Honeys.

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March 25, 2012

Mobile Teen Porn Beats Desktop Teen Porn Any Day!

Mobile Teen Porn Beats Desktop Teen Porn Any Day!
Image courtesy of Reality Kings Mobile.

One of the portable devices we use herein the office is the iPod Touch. After using it to check out several sites, recently, I think I've come to a realization. Mobile Teen Porn is better than desktop smut. Maybe it's because I don't have a mobile device of my own (my phone is the mentally handicapped equivalent of a smartphone), but I seem to have seriously fallen in love with iPod porn all over again, lately. That is, at least when it's got sexy 18-to-23 year olds on it. You know, like the chicks from TMW Mobile.

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March 24, 2012

Like Fine Wines, Wild Mature Moms Get Better With Age

Like Fine Wines, Wild Mature Moms Get Better With Age
Image courtesy of MatureMegaPass.

Everybody seems to be chasing after 18 year olds these days. While I certainly see the appeal of a chick that age, has everyone suddenly forgotten that being so new to sex means that they're nowhere near as experienced as a Mature chick is? If anybody knows how to really suck and fuck, it's been my experience that it's always the older MILFS. Just take a look at the wild mature moms on these sites to see what I mean.

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March 23, 2012

She Was In Need Of a Thick Cock

She Was In Need Of a Thick Cock
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I was at a bar on the weekend and ran into a girl I used to go to school with. She was very happy to see me when I first bumped into her and by the end of the night, she was begging to suck my thick cock. While I was flattered, I had to turn her down because I'm not the kind of guy who cheats on his girlfriend. I explained this to her and suggested that she satisfy her desire for a huge cock by visiting the Lexington Steele site.

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March 22, 2012

Keep Your Partner Happy With an Interracial DP

Keep Your Partner Happy With an Interracial DP
Image courtesy of Ruth Blackwell.

The last time I took part in interracial sex, we called the adventure "a Neapolitan threesome." I'm white, my friend is black and her boyfriend was some emo dude who dyed his hair red. They had invited me to join them for some MMF sex because she was seriously craving an interracial DP adventure. Never one to turn down someone who loves sex with black people as much as Ruth Blackwell does, I was more than happy to oblige. Heck, I even obliged her three times that night.

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March 21, 2012

Finger Fuck That Pussy

Finger Fuck That Pussy
Image courtesy of Cuties Galore.

I may have already mentioned this in a prior blog, but I once went through a phase during which nothing turned me on more than watching a babe finger fuck her pussy. Seriously, masturbation porn was the greatest thing ever in my eyes at one point and I've got to admit that I still enjoy watching a girl take herself to orgasm from time to time. When I get that urge, it isn't uncommon for me to turn to a site called Cuties Galore.

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March 20, 2012

I'm Hot For Horny Lesbians

I'm Hot For Horny Lesbians
Image courtesy of Club Pink Velvet.

I took the bus yesterday and I've go to say that I rather enjoyed my bus ride. The main reason for this is that I was seated across from a couple of horny lesbians who couldn't keep their hands off each other. They were kissing, caressing and talking dirty the whole time they were on the bus with me. I so wanted to follow them home and watch them have hot lesbo sex through their window, but I didn't because that would have been creepy. What I did instead was I headed home and checked out a site called Club Pink Velvet.

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March 19, 2012

Let's Have a Look at Some Sexy Lingerie

Let's Have a Look at Some Sexy Lingerie
Image courtesy of Totally Pantyhose.

You can check out any straight porn site without seeing some sexy lingerie. No matter what site you join, you're going to see some lingerie. Anal. The chick's thong is pushed aside before her ass gets plowed. A teen porn site? The hottie removes her padded bra before letting her lover fondle her tits. If you like Femdom, you can watch the male sissies parade around in women's finery. See what I mean? In any case, we're actually focusing on lingerie porn sites today. These are specifically focusing on all sorts of hot bits of lace and satin, so get ready for Totally Pantyhose.

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March 18, 2012

C Is For Sexy Naked Chicks

C Is For Sexy Naked Chicks
Image courtesy of Cherry Petite.

Okay, no wait. That would be the letter S. Well, the sexy naked chicks I'm blogging about today all have first names that start with a C, so aha! That makes more sense, now doesn't? Some of my favorites things start with this glorious letter. Chocolate. Coffee. Cheesecake. Christian Louboutin stilettos, Chanel. Sigh. Oh Coco, how I love thee. Ahem. Anyway, today we talk about the teasing, pleasing cuties that like to show you what they got under their clothes. Their cooches, their cans.... All of it! Let's begin with Cherry Petite.

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March 17, 2012

Belated Holiday Gift Ideas for Women

Belated Holiday Gift Ideas for Women
Image courtesy of Party Hardcore.

Today I thought it would be a good idea to discuss some holiday gift ideas for women. Or, as I like to call them, "Oh man, I totally forgot about Valentine's Day again!" Some people think that chocolate is a good idea, but depending on the woman in question, she may get angry over the temptation to eat excess calories that you've shoved in front of her. Others prefer something frivolous over functional, believing that gifts are an excuse to take breaks from the hassles of responsibility. Don't even get me started on how hard it is to shop for women who like to Party Hardcore all the time. I say play it safe and just get her a subscription for some porn for women.

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March 16, 2012

Lower Your Blood Pressure And Stop Being A Racist

Lower Your Blood Pressure And Stop Being A Racist
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Are you a Caucasian racist with high blood pressure? Do you want to lower your major risk factor for stroke and heart disease, but don't want to lose your ignorant fear and dislike of black people? Well, if so, you better make sure your doctor doesn't prescribe Propranolol.

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March 15, 2012

Latina Maid Day Is a Better Holiday than Steak and Blowjob Day

Latina Maid Day Is a Better Holiday than Steak and Blowjob Day
Image courtesy of Chicas Place.

Did you know that March 14 is Steak And Blowjob Day? Being single at the time, I received neither this year. Last year, however, I managed to get myself some Latina pussy. March 14's mock-holiday is in response to the horribly sexist holiday known as Valentine's Day. Since my ex was not in favor of V-Day, she also wasn't in the mood to celebrate Steak and BJ. However, the idea of servicing me turned her on, so she dressed up as a sexy Latina maid and we celebrated our own holiday as soon as I reached the sexy Chicas Place.

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Pretty Feet Trump a Pretty Face

Pretty Feet Trump a Pretty Face
Image courtesy of Hot Legs And Feet.

I know you've been in the same situation before. A woman does her job well, you compliment her for it, and either jokingly or seriously, she answers that it was only natural since she's more than just another pretty face. Depending on circumstances, saying so jokingly can be amusing. But whenever it's said seriously, I'm like "really, lady?" She can't just say thanks for the compliment? Besides, all the foot porn out there indicates that a lot women aren't just being looked at for their pretty faces, but rather for their pretty feet. Take Hot Legs And Feet, for example.

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March 14, 2012

Naughty Comics For Adults

Naughty Comics For Adults
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In the past few weeks, I've seen a couple of different news reports that were critical of the sexual content in some of DC Comics' superhero titles. The stuff that's getting the media's panties in a bunch isn't even all that explicit, but seeing that it's bothering them as much as it is, I can only imagine how they'd react if they ever got a look at some of the naughty comics featured on the cartoon porn sites that we've reviewed over the years. I'll tell you a little about three raunchy toon sites in this blog and I think I'll start with one called Anime Illustrated.

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March 12, 2012

The Public Handjob Advocate

The Public Handjob Advocate
Image courtesy of Handjob Harry.

They say that the best handjobs tend to be whenever you get a public handjob. Also, by "they," I mean my ex and her new boyfriend. Apparently, they're into tuggies whenever and wherever they can go to it. This apparently means in the park at night, in an alley and, if their plans work out well, in the middle of a semi-empty movie theater when that John Carter film comes out. Why are they telling me this? According to my ex, public tugjobs are even hotter when there's somebody to Watch You Jerk your man. I have a feeling that I need to discuss boundaries with these people. After they've paid for my movie ticket, of course.

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March 11, 2012

Celebrity Tits Are Awesome

After hearing that Lindsay Lohan recently hosted Saturday Night Live, I remembered how much of a crush on her that I used to have back when she was still a superstar. I also remembered a skit she did years ago in which her cleavage was teasingly put on display for us all to see. She literally had a giant magnifying glass pressed up against them, but we didn't get to look at her nipples. Man, what I'd give to get a good look at those celebrity tits of hers. I also wouldn't mind taking a peak at her celebrity pussy. Luckily for me, sites like Celeb Matrix exist solely to cater to those kinds of cravings.

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March 10, 2012

Free One Day Pass To A Hot Porn Site!

Free One Day Pass To A Hot Porn Site
Image courtesy of My XXX Pass.

No, you're not experiencing déjà-vu. Yes, I already blogged about My XXX Pass and talked about a special code that will grant free entry for one whole day. The thing is, when I posted that blog, a certain link was missing to insert that code and benefit from all the free porn. Oops! My bad. But don't worry. I now have the code, the link and some info about the website, so get set for Valentine's Day Special Alert take two!

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March 9, 2012

A Red Dress and Bouncing Breasts

A Red Dress and Bouncing Breasts
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Fashion gurus tell women that the one must-have piece of clothing is a little black dress. That's all well and good, but get-you-laid gurus would tell the ladies to always have a little red dress in their closets. And by get-you-laid gurus, I mean researchers at the University of Rochester in New York.

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March 8, 2012

Getting Sloppy Seconds in a Gangbang Creampie

Getting Sloppy Seconds in a Gangbang Creampie
Image courtesy of Mad Sex Party.

I read somewhere that biologically, sloppy seconds are supposed to feel very good for a guy. The idea is that our dicks are partly shaped in order to scrape out someone else's cum from a chick's pussy while we're fucking them, which in turn increases the odds of any pregnancy being caused by the guy who goes last. I'm still not sure if I want to go after someone's given a babe a gangbang creampie, but if ever I end up participating in one of those insane gangbang orgies that the possibility might be unavoidable. To give you an idea as to what I consider "insane," I'm referring to the group sex found on Mad Sex Party.

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March 7, 2012

You're Welcome for the Cheerleader Pussy Slip

You're Welcome for the Cheerleader Pussy Slip
Image courtesy of LightspeedUniversity.

Attention everybody in my hometown: you are welcome. That incredible cheerleader pussy slip all your friends are talking about? I caused that. No, seriously. I don't know what came over me, but I suddenly found myself craving a couple of nude cheerleaders, so I went over to my university and tried to seduce to seduce a couple of them into a pre-game threesome. I failed to get multiple Phat Booty Cheerleaders to play with me beneath the bleachers, but I did succeed in convincing one (an ex of mine) to take me into the locker room for a 69. The reason you saw bush whenever they did cartwheels is because I made her forget to put her panties back on before heading out to the field. So again, you are welcome.

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March 6, 2012

And The Winners of the 2012 RISE Awards Are...

And The Winners of the 2012 RISE Awards Are...

The time has now come to announce the winners of the 2012 Rabbit's Innovation and Site Excellence (RISE) Awards. We began the process in January, when we asked our readers and those in the industry to nominate the sites and performers who deserve the recognition. After whittling down the selection to the finalists, we locked our editor and senior writing staff in a room for a week to go over each nominee and pick the winners.

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March 5, 2012

I'll Take a Porn Pass for Any Holiday

I'll Take a Porn Pass for Any Holiday
Image courtesy of Muffia.

Forget a green beer on St. Patrick's Day, a chocolate heart on St. Valentine's Day and a stuffed bunny for Easter, give me a porn pass for any holiday that comes down the line. I'll take some other gifts for Christmas and my birthday too, but please just make sure to throw in some mega-site porn as well. They give you just so much smut for such a great price. I don't even understand why people join any other kind of site! Need proof? Check out Muffia.

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March 4, 2012

Those Fucking Videos Make Me Cum

Those Fucking Videos Make Me Cum
Image courtesy of Whale Tailn.

Our hardcore porn category is quite large. It could probably be somewhat daunting to look through there to find something that piques your porn interest. This is why I am here, my friends, to bring you the smutty things you might miss in your hurried search of our review site. My first choice was inspired by Britney Spears. No, it's not a celebrity porn site where you watch her fucking videos with KFed. I recently saw a pic of her walking about with the top of her thong showing. This is called a whale tail (so I hear) and that brings me to the raunch on Whale Tailn.

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March 3, 2012

Tasty Asian Candy

Tasty Asian Candy
Image courtesy of JP Shavers.

I've got a really hot friend who is half-Chinese and half-Japanese, so whenever her grandparents are over, they give her all sorts of treats that you would normally only find in Chinatown. The day after one such visit, she approached me and asked if I wanted to taste her Asian candy. I emphatically shouted "Hell yes!" and rushed over to her. It turns out, she really did just mean some sort of caramelized sushi product and not her sweet, Asian pussy. I should have figured as much, but it still stings that I missed a chance to bang someone as hot as the babes found on JP Shavers.

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March 2, 2012

Horny and Hungry

Horny and Hungry
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Today's stories are about sex and food. Add television to that and you have my idea of a perfect weekend - or what I like to call the Costanza Trifecta. ("Seinfeld" fans know what I'm talking about.) As I write this it is almost lunchtime and I am very hungry. But being male, I do think about sex every seven seconds, so I guess we will begin with the...

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March 1, 2012

Spying On My Neighbor

Spying On My Neighbor
Image courtesy of Public Place Pussy.

The girl who lives across from me is incredibly sexy and for a while, she would always get dressed and undressed in front of her bedroom window. She'd never close her curtains, so I'd get quite the show if I happened to look out my own window at just the right time. Unfortunately, I haven't gotten a glimpse of the girl changing in a couple of months now because it seems that she finally figured out how to work her curtains. It's really too bad that spying on my neighbor isn't something I can do at the moment, but at least I've got voyeur porn sites like Hidden Camera Tapes to keep the voyeur in me happy.

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