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February 29, 2012

Trying To Organize an Amateur Threesome

Trying To Organize an Amateur Threesome
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I've slept with my fair share of amateur wives over the years, so it became second nature to set up MMF threeways with them and the husbands in order to avoid taking an angry hubby's baseball bat to the head (it seems most men don't like you banging their lovers without permission, first). This time around, however, I'm having serious trouble organizing an amateur threesome. The husband has no problem doing something you'd see on sites like S Private Videos, but it's actually the wife who is uncomfortable with the idea. I find this odd, since she's the one who approached me to make a naughty amateur movie.

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She Loved Messy Facials

She Loved Messy Facials
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There's this girl that I used to fool around with all the time and the thing about her that I'll never forget is that she used to insist that I finish our fun by jizzing all over her face. Seriously, this babe absolutely loved messy facials and I was more than happy to give her what she wanted. I have no idea what she's up to these days, but knowing how much she loved to have her face covered in cum, it wouldn't surprise me to learn that she's now taking cum facials on a porn site like Cover My Face.

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February 28, 2012

Banging a Sexy Ebony Chick

Banging a Sexy Ebony Chick
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Since I'm not making as much money as I could be, I've decided to keep trimming the fat. I don't have cable TV, I never bought furniture besides a dresser and my bed and it's quite rare that I spend more than $7 whenever I eat out, which I do maximum four times a week. Since writing is my passion, I even considered staying in instead of dating. That would have been a total mistake, because it meant I would have missed out on a first-class, grade A black pussy. Seriously, this sexy ebony chick I've been seeing lately is totally the bomb! She's got a sweet booty that's Round and Brown and loves to have sex as often as possible.

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February 26, 2012

I'd Hate to Be on Creampie Cleanup Detail

I'd Hate to Be on Creampie Cleanup Detail
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I had a friend who worked in the back end of the porn industry (insert "That's what she said!" comments here) for a couple of years. She was trying to be one of the set designers for the more extravagant productions, but couldn't quite get her foot in the door. Instead, she did a mix of making the beds, placing furniture and "cleaning up certain stains." In other words, one of her tasks involved creampie cleanup back when she was still working for a few creampie porn sites. Every now and then might not be so bad, but all I can think of is how it must have been all hands on deck for sites like Girls Got Cream.

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February 25, 2012

I Need Bizarre Porn Videos

I Need Bizarre Porn Videos
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When I started this job, I used to blush when I wrote the word "cum" or "cock," but now it's a different story. See, I just lately celebrated my third anniversary at this job and I think I can safely (like REALLY safely) say I've seen it all when it comes to what is considered adult entertainment. Quite frankly, the mainstream stuff bores me these days. I can actually eat my yogurt quite calmly while watching a woman squeeze out her prolapsed anus. There's lube and goop and all sorts of weird substances coming up outta there, but I don't even flinch. Is that going too far? I can never tell. In any case, the sites I am about to introduce you to are nowhere near that kind of intensity. They feature bizarre porn videos, but they fall more into the unbelievable weird porn category more than the slightly disturbing one. We begin with The Minion.

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February 24, 2012

My, Not Oprah's, Favorite Things

Raindrops On Roses
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Every year when she had her show, Oprah would do her "Oprah's Favorite Things" episode, where she would present products that she enjoyed and would in turn give them to all the members of her audience.

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February 23, 2012

It's a Different Kind of Hot Anal If You Forget the Lube

It's a Different Kind of Hot Anal If You Forget the Lube
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My friend informed me that, for Valentine's Day, his wife let him give her all the hard anal sex he wanted to. He then mentioned that it wasn't the hot anal action he was expecting, on account of how he didn't bother to use any lube. It was at this point that I put down my fork and told him we needed to work on the boundaries of our friendship or at least the timing of these kinds of conversations. After all, bragging that I'll never get the chance to Tap That Onion Ass of hers like he gets to isn't quite a restaurant-suited topic.

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February 22, 2012

Either Really Good Sex or She's Passed Out Drunk

Either Really Good Sex or She's Passed Out Drunk
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I sometimes feel guilty after having sex with party babes. They're always out for a good time with a good stud like myself, but there's drinking involved, too, so it can get weird if you're not careful. Of course, if knowing that you're getting it on with Real Drunken Girls is your thing, then I suppose this is a moot point, isn't it? After all, it's when a chick has shed all of her inhibitions that the action is at its hottest, and I don't know many drunken babes who hold on to their inhibitions.

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The Industry's Top Pornstars

The Industry's Top Pornstars
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I was out with some buddies on the weekend and we got to talking about porn at the bar. Our main topic of discussion was who we considered to be the industry's top pornstars. Unsurprisingly, we couldn't come to any kind of consensus, but my pals did make some strong cases for Abbey Brooks, Jenna Jameson and Kathryn Nobili. Those porn stars all have their own websites, so why don't we use this blog to examine what you can expect from them?

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February 21, 2012

A Double Blowjob Is Always Twice the Fun

A Double Blowjob Is Always Twice the Fun
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Forget Doublemint gum! One way to really double your pleasure is to treat yourself to a double blowjob. Now I know that some of you reading this may feel this only applies to the guys, but keep in mind that plenty of chicks are fans of giving blow jobs and it's pretty rare for group fun to not be amazing. Of course, I'm of the camp that believes that the Only Blowjob worth having is the one that involves as many tongues coming into contact with my cock as possible, so I admit that I may just be the tiniest bit biased about how awesome these double-dick lickings are.

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February 20, 2012

Casual Dating Leads to Casual Teen Sex

Casual Dating Leads to Casual Teen Sex
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Statistically speaking, the more casual dating I do, the higher my odds will be of having a night of casual teen sex. I almost lucked out recently, because I spent a night with a 19-year-old busty babe. Well, the early evening, anyway. I figured going on a first date on Valentine's Day would see me ending the night ball's deep in some teen pussy on account of how clingy young babes get on that holiday. Karma kicked me in the keister for testing that theory out, because she ended up being extra clingy in a relationship sense, instead. Being able to foresee how she'd be the type to call me every other hour just to say how much she "wuvs me oh sowa much," I ended the date after dinner, went home and got my teen fix as Blue Angel Live.

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February 19, 2012

Developing a Sense of Babe Envy

Developing a Sense of Babe Envy
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I don't know what it is about Valentine's Day, but even though all this time has passed since then, I'm still feeling on edge. It always ends up depending on whether or not I'm in a relationship by the time Heart Day comes along. It's not that I need to be part of a couple per se, but I do miss the wild sex that night always seems to provide me with. I guess you could say I have babe envy, since all my friends had hot babes to fuck on the 14th. One of those lucky bums even has a chick as sexy as the star of Aletta Ocean Empire.

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February 18, 2012

Webcam Girls Wow Me

Webcam Girls Wow Me
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We have a reviewer in the office who always takes the live cam porn reviews. I feel a little uncomfortable doing them. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because I am a heterosexual woman and it doesn't really do anything for me or I feel weird trying to ask another woman to do something sexual for me. In any case, I usually stay away from them. That doesn't mean, though, that I can't give you a good overview of which site have some webcam girls to wow you! Let's check out Live Jasmin.

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February 17, 2012

Skinny Girls with Big Tits Are Hot

Skinny Girls with Big Tits Are Hot
Image courtesy of DDF Busty.

Like the title of today's entry says, skinny girls with big tits are hot. I normally try to spin things in order to point out that pretty much every body type is sexy in its own way, but there's something magical about chicks who have almost all of their body fat located squarely (or "roundly") in their boobs. I know I'm far from being alone in this thought or else the porn industry wouldn't be filled with busty babes who supplemented their petite frames with giant juggs (meaning implants). Fun bags like the ones found on the chicks from DDF Busty are perfect for motor boating, titty fucking and more, while the skinny torsos make the knockers stand out even more.

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February 16, 2012

I Wish They Sold Vintage Porn in Thrift Stores

I Wish They Sold Vintage Porn in Thrift Stores
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I have a friend who always buys her clothes in thrift stores, which is great in my opinion. Not only is she saving some cash, but she finds some great original stuff and it's pretty green living. I mean it's recycling right? I usually am her shopping partner and we go from store to store sifting though bins of shoes and accessories and looking at rack upon rack of clothing. You can find just about anything in these stores, from furniture to underwear (yes!), to toys, books, appliances, sporting goods, CDs and even wedding dresses. I have yet to find any store that carries some vintage porn. Hey, I'm just asking for some retro porno mags or '90s VHS tapes. I guess online is really the way to go to get this stuff. I guess I'll have to stick with my Retro Raw membership.

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February 15, 2012

If You Thought Women Were Confusing, This Isn't Going To Help!

If You Thought Women Were Confusing, This Isn't Going To Help!
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Yesterday was Valentines Day and I'm sure many of you men out there did something nice for your girlfriends, like bought them flowers or made them dinner. And I'm also pretty sure that many of you women out there didn't get anything from your man. I'm also pretty sure that in both situations there were angry women as a result. Why you ask? Well, guys let me tell you something that won't help you understand women any more than you already don't!

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Sunny Leone Puts The Wood In Bollywood

Sunny Leone Puts The Wood In Bollywood
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We briefly spoke with the sensational Sunny Leone back in 2005 and a lot has happened to her since then. In addition to becoming one of the biggest stars in the industry, the Toronto-born, Indo-Canadian starlet has expanded her empire to include a production company and various other business ventures.

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February 14, 2012

Valentine's Day Special Alert!

Valentine's Day Special Alert!
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Okay, I am like so uber serious right now. Actually, don't even bother reading the rest of this. Skip to the coupon code part, hit the link and go! My XXX Pass is a freaking good porn site and for one day only,you can enter a code and it gives you free access to the site for one whole day. Yes. FREE FOR ONE DAY. Now this special only works for the first 10 people who come. No, not that kind of cum. This is a first come, first serve kind of thing, so click on that link above, my friend! You don't know how many people have clicked before you (did I? Didn't I?) so stop dallying.

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February 13, 2012

Think I Should Ask Her to Rate My Ass?

Think I Should Ask Her to Rate My Ass?
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The last time I went to the gym, I ended up on an elliptical machine that was placed right behind a stationary bike. It had buttons galore, so instead of programming the thing to nuke Valentine's Day (I'm assuming that's what the symbol of a bomb above a heart means), I just kept track of the speed I was maintaining. This also meant I was staring at the very top of the panel non-stop, which kind of looks like I was staring at the round ass of the babe using the stationary bike in front of me. Now, I'm game for a Big Ass Adventure as much as the next guy, but when I'm at the gym, I'm all about working on me. Needless to say, I was a little offended that she implied I was only there to judge the quality of her booty. I'm exercising, here! If anything, it's the MILF on the treadmill behind me who's trying to rate my ass!

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February 12, 2012

Spanking Videos with Some Oomph

Spanking Videos with Some Oomph
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A big theme in spanking porn is the naughty schoolgirl plot. These gals engage in bad manners or behavior and have to taught a lesson so up goes those pleated skirts and out come the canes and paddles. Of course not all spanking videos have this same theme. I'll try to give you a little bit of an overview on a couple of spanking sites, so you can get a nice glimpse into the niche, starting with Punished Girls.

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February 11, 2012

Get Wet Around Squirting Girls

Get Wet Around Squirting Girls
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It's hard not to get wet when you see squirting girls on your computer screen. For those of you thinking I'm talking about babes get moist from the sight, you're only half right. I'm also referring to how Squirtalicious babes are so hot that they'll make you sweat bullets. Seeing wave after wave of orgasm rock through their bodies while wave after wave of pussy juice gushes out of her muff is enough to drive anyone over the edge, so if you're not with a babe who squirts, then let me direct you to some squirting porn so that you can see just what it is that you're missing.

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February 10, 2012

Cock Tease Cuties

Cock Tease Cuties
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The best horror movies are the ones in which you don't ever get a good look at the monster. Similarly, a lot of the most exciting porn sites are the ones on which the models keep their naughty parts concealed. Less is more on sexy non nude sites and today we'll be looking at sites that feature cock tease cuties. Let's start with one called Heidis Candy.

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February 9, 2012

Choking Wife Is Okay If You Buy Her Dinner After - Too Soon?

Choking Wife Is Okay

Welcome to "Too Soon?" where we look at some truly heartbreaking news and turn those frowns upside down. They say comedy is all about timing, but we're just very impatient.

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February 8, 2012

Be Thankful For XXX Vids

Be Thankful For XXX Vids
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The weather's been pretty nasty as of late and for each day of cold weather that we go through, I find myself feeling all the more thankful for all the XXX vids I have on my computer. I must have thousands of flicks at home and with so many at my disposal, I rarely have to leave the house to find something to keep busy with. It took me a while to put together my collection of porn videos, but if you want one too, you can go to a site like Evil Angel and put together a collection of your own in no time.

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February 7, 2012

Chicks Seek Out Monster Cock Fucking

Chicks Seek Out Monster Cock Fucking
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Let's face it, people. Chicks dig big dicks. They might say otherwise in order to placate us guys, but the fact remains that nothing seems to turn a gal on more than monster cock fucking. At least, that's what my experience has been like. I'm not bragging about the size of my equipment or anything, so much as how all of my female friends either freely admit that they prefer huge rods or they secretly admit that their boyfriends aren't hung enough to get the job done as much as they would like. In my opinion, this is the main reason why guys like Lexington Steele are such huge (pun intended) Internet phenomenon.

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February 6, 2012

Time For Mature Sex

Time For Mature Sex
Image courtesy of Easy Elders.

There are lots of mature porn sites and a lot of them showcase chicks that are barely older than 35 years old. They may be mature in attitude, but c'mon! Thirty is the new 20 people! At least, that's what I've been telling myself for that last few years. Easy Elders gives you real middle-aged babes and not only but they are real hot porn chicks like Nina Hartley and Victoria Valentino. If u you've been craving some real mature sex videos, then stay tuned for more about this site and a couple more.

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February 5, 2012

Fuck a Mommy

Fuck a Mommy
Image courtesy of Mature Mega Pass.

I don't know what it is, but lately I've really been noticing MILF babes when I'm out and about. Maybe I just live in an area where the older ladies look really good, but whatever the reason may be, I find myself really wanting to fuck a mommy, or at least someone who looks old enough to be a mommy. Unfortunately, seeing as how I have a girlfriend who would burn all my belongings if I ever wronged her, I can't just go and do that. I can, however, go to the Mature Mega Pass network and fantasize about banging a mature woman.

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February 4, 2012

Don't Use Cheap Mobile Phones for Portable Porn

Don't Use Cheap Mobile Phones for Portable Porn
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I officially have the crummiest phone ever. At least, it is when it comes to checking out iPod porn. I'm not an advocate for that brand specifically or anything like that, but I will recommend at least using a smart phone to check out your mobile smut. Don't do what I did the other week. Cheap mobile phones are definitely not meant for looking at mobile porn sites like Reality Kings Mobile. Use a crummy one like mine and the action will resemble an old-school Nintendo game instead of hard cock sliding into a wet pussy.

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February 3, 2012

What to Expect From Prego Videos

What to Expect From Prego Videos
Image courtesy of Asian Prego.

I am at that age now where some of my girlfriends are getting pregnant. That's not my scene right now, since a crying little one makes me want to knife my own throat, but I'm very happy for my girlfriends who feel they're at the proper stage to procreate. I now will be able to get first-hand knowledge of if having a bun in the oven makes you hornier than you've ever been. I mean that's what all the pregnant porn vids seem to endorse, right? That's pretty crazy, huh? You gain all sorts of weight, swell up, get tired and achy and your hormones want you to fuck. Sheesh. Anyway, let's talk about the prego videos on Asian Prego.

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Cougar Stories

Cougar Stories
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Today I have a cougar threesome for you. And by that I mean three stories involving, or related, to those awesome older women who prefer the physical company of younger guys. (I also have a story about a cougar threesome I had a couple of years back, but I'll save that for another time.)

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February 2, 2012

CBS Reality Shows Need to Kick It up A Notch

CBS Reality Shows Need to Kick It up A Notch
Image courtesy of Mikes Apartment.

Don't get me wrong or anything, but I think it's time for CBS reality shows to stop blurring the nudity and changing scenes when contestants get it on. I've always been a fan of Survivor, but I think the next reward challenge should involve hardcore sex and those who lose immunity challenges should get voted off the island based on how poorly they service the entire tribe. Ok, so admittedly, that's a bit much. I apologize. Seriously, though, how hot would shows like Big Brother be if they were more like Mikes Apartment? All I'm saying is that reality television could get over its repetitive slump if it acted a bit more like reality porn.

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February 1, 2012

Is It Too Soon To Say This Trekkie's Dream Is Wreckkied?

Too Soon?
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Welcome to the inaugural entry into "Too Soon?" where we look at some truly heartbreaking news and turn those frowns upside down. They say comedy is all about timing, but we're just very impatient.

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