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December 31, 2011

A Car Blowjob Should Get Your Motor Revving

A Car Blowjob Should Get Your Motor Revving
Image courtesy of Deepthroat Frenzy.

I was recently asked where I felt the best place in your house is to have your cock sucked. My answer was in the garage, because that's where most people park their vehicles. Maybe it's because a vehicle is where most people tend lose their virginity or perhaps it's kind of a public location to fuck in, but I find that a good car blowjob easily ranks among the best locations for having your dipstick lubricated in. I also noticed that it sends most chicks into a Deepthroat Frenzy, but to be fair, this may be because I tend to sleep with most women who admit to giving deep throat blowjobs. If the term is new to you, then I suggest taking a moment and visiting some blowjob sites to see what a deep throating is all about. You'll likely be glad that you did.

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December 30, 2011

In Search Of Big Perky Tits

In Search Of Big Perky Tits
Image courtesy of Busty Arianna.

I have always been a fan of the busty babes, but with so many fake breasts in the world of pornography, it can get hard to find real ones, let alone a set of big perky tits that are real. Of course, I don't exactly have a problem with the fake ones, either, but like every other jug lover out there, I'd love to find that perfect pair of knockers. Heck, I'd even settle for taking a look at a Big Tit Hooker, if she had heavenly hooters! Well, not really, but you see the point I'm trying to get across.

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December 29, 2011

My Christmas Gift Was A Nude Ass

My Christmas Gift Was A Nude Ass
Image courtesy of Tushy Massage.

I've been feeling a bit under the weather for quite some time now. I've had a cold that has been almost all better (but not completely so) for well over a week. It just refuses to get better past the stage it's currently at. In order to cheer me up, someone I've been dating on and off for a while now sent me a special gift for Christmas. At first, I thought it was some random ass porn scene. It was basically a nude ass swaying back forth right up in front of the camera. At first, I thought it was a scene from Tushy Massage or some other site. Then the model turned around blew the camera a kiss and I realized who it was. Merry XXX-mas indeed!

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December 28, 2011

Online Movie Sites For Porn Lovers

Online Movie Sites For Porn Lovers
Image courtesy of ZTOD.

I love going out and doing things during the summer, but once winter comes, I just want to sit at home and watch movies. Luckily, I don't have to venture out into the cold to get something to watch because I've got a ton of DVDs and I know of more than a few online movie sites that specialize in bringing their members more porn videos than they could ever need. ZTOD is one such site.

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December 27, 2011

Masturbating To the Best Pornstars Is Proven To Help Fight Colds

Masturbating To the Best Pornstars Is Proven To Help Fight Colds
Image courtesy of Ashley Fires.

With more and more people realizing that Tylenol and other medications only treat symptoms and not the actual infection, home remedies have become quite popular in the last few years. Just about everybody I know now uses a neti pot for sinus infections (thanks to Dr Oz and Oprah), lots of people eat garlic and/or hot peppers in their meals in order to help with chest congestion and I masturbate at least once a day to the best pornstars like Ashley Fires, among others. Technically it's not so much masturbating to famous pornstars that helps boost your immune system, so much as rubbing one out causes your mucous membranes and saliva to produce an antigen called immunoglobulin A. You read that correctly, people: science wants you masturbate more often!

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December 26, 2011

These Teen Titans Aren't Some Dopey Superheroes

These Teen Titans Aren't Some Dopey Superheroes
Image courtesy of Teenamite.

A few years ago, there was a cartoon based on some superheroes called the Teen Titans. It basically served as the "Superfriends" show for today's generation. Being a superhero junkie, I made the effort to give the show a chance, but I just couldn't get past the name. It kept making me think of "teen titties" like the boobs found on the babes who star on Teenamite. Once the image of teenaged tits were in my mind, I always found myself turning off the TV and checking out websites that showcased naked teens, instead. I hear the cartoon was actually pretty good after a few episodes or so, but I don't regret abandoning it for porn.

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December 25, 2011

I Wish I Had a Monster Cock

I Wish I Had a Monster Cock
Image courtesy of Big Dicks Tight Fits.

Yes, that's right. I wish I had a monster cock. Well, I guess a lot of dudes do, but the difference here is that I have no cock at all. Whoa, before you go picturing me as some weird Ken Doll or someone who has willingly gotten their penis removed, let me tell you that I am a woman. I want a monster cock so I can make these women cum, dammit. So many times I watch porn and the women are made to look so surprised and intimidated by a large dong. Perhaps if the person with the large slab of manmeat were female, she might not feel so scared. Okay, now we're getting into tranny territory, so I am just going to stop rambling about talk about Big Dicks Tight Fits and the big dick videos it has to offer.

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December 24, 2011

Do Mistletoes Come From Hot Feet Or Tactical Weapons?

Do Mistletoes Come From Hot Feet Or Tactical Weapons?
Image courtesy of Nylon Feet Line.

Just in time for the holidays, I decided to make some of my friend's "special egg nog." Because I was thirsty by the time I finished, I immediately drank some of it. Note that by "some," I really mean "most" and by "special," I really mean "Irish-ed up." What followed shortly after was a very lengthy discussion between me and my shamble of a Christmas tree pertaining to whether or not the name for mistletoe is taken from the sexy toe of one of the women from Footville. The Christmas tree's opinion was that they were taken from military-grade missiles, hence the name. I maintained that they're just named after babes with hot feet, as in, "those toes are the bomb!" I then passed out and woke up hours later feeling like the Little Drummer Boy used my head instead of his regular percussion instrument. Ahh, Christmastime!

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December 23, 2011

All I Want for Christmas is Some Big Tits

All I Want for Christmas is Some Big Tits
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Santa Claus is a bringer of many joys, but I am not sure he can bless the petite chicks with big tits. That is unless he's got a fat check in that red sack of his that will pay for a boob job. So really, this blog is really for the dudes and dudettes out there who want to get off to some big breast porn. Many sites around this time of year put Santa hats on their performers and have Christmas settings. It always makes me wonder what kind of gal Santa would choose for himself.

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December 22, 2011

Sperm Santa Told to Stop Giving His Gifts

Sperm Santa
Image courtesy of TorontoStar.com.

Given that this will be my last post of 2011 I figured a nice grab-bag of stories would be a fun way to end the year. So what I have for you all are four very different stories that came across my desk this week. We got some free sperm, some art, a little cannibalism and a pen.

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December 21, 2011

I Need a Smartphone for My Mobile Porn

I Need a Smartphone for My Mobile Porn
Image courtesy of Reality Kings Mobile.

I do not have a smartphone. I have a Samsung Link that looks all cool like a Blackberry, but it actually isn't one. I suppose I could find a mobile porn site on my cell's browser, but since I don't have a data plan, that would only cost me thousands of dollars. Okay, maybe not thousands. In any case, I am a little tired of borrowing my friends' iPhones to look at some portable porn videos (and let me tell you, they don't particularly enjoy opening their browsers to a puckered asshole getting fucked, whoops!). I want my own smartphone, so I can check out the latest offerings from Reality Kings Mobile any time I please.

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December 20, 2011

Is There Such A Thing As Nude Women In Sexy Lingerie?

Is There Such A Thing As Nude Women In Sexy Lingerie?
Image courtesy of Art Lingerie.

I remember a while back I was desperate to find a copy of a movie that was rumored to have shown my favorite actress at the time in a nude scene. When I finally did get a chance to check the film out, I was disappointed to see that she was wearing lingerie. This was back when she had never done any scene that was even remotely risqué before, so it was still really hot and a really big deal. However, while it would indeed be safe to call the scene on par with lingerie porn, does being dressed down to their skivvies, no matter how sexy they may be, really constitute as nude women in sexy lingerie? According to a few sites like Art Lingerie, the answer is yes.

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December 16, 2011

Have Yourself A Sexy Christmas

Have Yourself A Sexy Christmas
Image courtesy of Brazzers Network.

Christmas is fast approaching and I've barely got any of my shopping done. I've gone out to look for gifts on several occasions, but I haven't bought anything yet. I just don't know what to get anyone this year. If you're running low on good gift ideas too, you might want to consider getting that special someone in your life a sexy Christmas present like a membership to Brazzers Network or some other mega porn site. Hell, you might want to get a membership for yourself too while you're at it.

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December 15, 2011

The Office Xmas Party: Take A Cab Home or Fuck A Coworker?

Take A Cab Home or Fuck A Coworker
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Let me set the scene for you. It's your office Christmas party. The food is delicious - or at least edible (hey, it's free!), the music is pumping and the wine is flowing. No one is talking about the reports that are overdue or how you messed up the previous morning's meeting with that awful PowerPoint presentation in front of one of your biggest clients (you still don't know how that semi-naked picture of the CEO's grandmother got in there).

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December 14, 2011

Me Gusta Las Latinas Calientes

Me Gusta Las Latinas Calientes
Image courtesy of Latina Caliente.

I will freely admit that I am far from being the smoothest player on the board. In fact, I can be a total idiot at times. I remember on one date with a beautiful woman of Brazilian decent, I tried to put my C+ skills in high-school Spanish to good use and impress her with some Spanish flirting. Fun fact: the official language of Brazil is actually Portuguese. Also, calling her a Latinas clients is actually calling her multiple hot Latinas instead of one pretty one. Needless to say, I did not get the chance to stay overnight at this Chicas Place. Instead, I did what I always do whenever I strike out with a Spanish woman: I checked out a bunch of porn sites that showcase Latina pussy.

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December 13, 2011

That Night of Cuckold Interracial Sex Didn't Go As Planned

That Night of Cuckold Interracial Sex Didn't Go As Planned
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While looking at an interracial porn site with a fuck friend of mine, she mentioned that she'd like to experience what was going on in the scene. Since it showed a white guy fucking a black chick while his girlfriend watched, I thought she meant she wanted to watch me fuck a black chick. It turns out, she just meant she was into cuckold interracial, not that she wanted me to be the one doing the fucking. The result was that, on the following weekend, she brought a black dude over to pound her pussy while I watched. Not quite the evening I had in mind, but it was about as hot a performance as you would expect to see on Barbie Cummings.

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December 12, 2011

Give Me Some Real Porn for Women

Give Me Some Real Porn for Women
Image courtesy of Party Hardcore.

On Rabbits Reviews, we have a section called For Women. Now I always argue that all porn can be for women as any person regardless of gender can get off to all sorts of things. I mean I just looked at a video from a site that had a chick wearing white undies and she puts on a rather large maxi pad to it looks like she has a huge bulge. And that was requested by one of her fans. All that to say, we can't really claim to know what any one man or woman is aroused by. Some kinds of smut may be geared toward males, but that doesn't mean a woman can't get off to it. In any case, I'm not here to fire up any kind of debate. I actually just want to tell you about three sites that we have in this porn for women category, so the ladies (or guys if they're so inclined) out there can get a little satisfaction. Our first stop is Party Hardcore.

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So Many Sexy Naked Chicks, So Little Time

So Many Sexy Naked Chicks, So Little Time
Image courtesy of Ivana Fukalot.

What's in a name? I think there was some famous playwright who first said that, wasn't there? In any case, it's interesting how much thought is put into choosing a porn name. I mean some of these hot nude babes could call themselves Towel Bathtub and I would still be very interested, but I guess the name does matter. There was always that old game where you took the name of your first pet and then the name of the first street you lived on and then out came your pornstar name. Mine would have been Nicky Edward. Not bad, eh? That never compared to my friend who would have been Pixie Lexington. Now that one just rolls off the tongue! I don't know if the first street Ivana Fukalot lived on was actually "Fukalot" though. I guess she never played that game and just went rogue when it came time to pick a suitable moniker. Regardless of their names, there are lots of sexy naked chicks online looking to tease and please you and Ivana is almost at the top of the list.

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December 11, 2011

Hardcore XXX Videos

Hardcore XXX Videos
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As you well know, there are lots of websites out there that feature hardcore XXX videos. Given that, I thought I'd use today's blog to direct you to three hardcore porn sites that are just a little different than the rest. Their names are Explicite Art, Fully Clothed Sex and POV HDVs.

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December 10, 2011

The Perfect Tug Job

The Perfect Tug Job
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Years ago, I found myself dating a virgin who insisted that we wait to have sex. I wasn't too fond of the whole not fucking thing, but it ended up being pretty bearable because the chick gave the very best handjobs. Seriously, this girl knew how to give the perfect tug job and it saddens me to know that she's not currently appearing on a website like Handjobs HDV. Now don't get me wrong, the babes on the site are more than adept at stroking cock, but the girl I dated was a pro.

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December 9, 2011

Beer! It's Not Just For Making Ugly Chicks Doable Anymore

Beer! It's Not Just For Making Ugly Chicks Doable Anymore
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Did you know that beer could be used for things besides helping us try to forget about our sad lives and making ugly chicks fuckable? (Which in turn helps us forget about our lives. At least until the sober light of morning.) Well, it's true.

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December 8, 2011

Vote For The Next Brazzers Male Pornstar!

Vote For The Next Brazzers Male Pornstar!
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Roughly a month ago, the Brazzers Network announced that there was going to be a special live event hosted on December 8 in which users would get to choose what lucky man gets to be the next Brazzers male pornstar. The event was to be hosted by three famous pornstars who have worked with Brazzers before. An open casting session was announced and it sounds like it's going to be a lot of hot, sweaty, sexy fun!

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December 7, 2011

A Variety of Porn Is the Real Spice of Life

A Variety of Porn Is the Real Spice of Life
Image courtesy of In The Crack.

Every now and then, I get the feeling that I've seen and jerked off to it all before. Whenever I get that feeling, I find checking out the various porn category on Rabbits is good for giving me a bit of variety. After all, it's home to sites like In The Crack and a bunch of other sites that are so unique that it wouldn't be fair to lump them into a different category of smut. Having access to such uniqueness is good for mixing things up and getting you out of a porno rut.

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December 5, 2011

2011 Reality Shows: Not The TV Season, Just The Porn I've Watched So Far

2011 Reality Shows: Not The TV Season, Just The Porn I've Watched So Far!
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Ho ho ho! Merry almost-Christmas! Another year is winding down and it's time to talk about the 2011 reality shows. I'm not talking about what was good on TV this year or anything. I'm actually just bragging about how much reality sex I've watched in the past 12 months. 2011 scenes in 2011? That's as cool as realizing November 11th was 11/11/11. I almost want to stop visiting sites like Teen Hitchhikers just to preserve that number. It's going to be tough since I just know there is bound to be Santa-themed reality smut around the 25th.

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December 4, 2011

You Don't Have To Leave Your House for Ethnic Sex

You Don't Have To Leave Your House for Ethnic Sex
Image courtesy of Ball Honeys.

I haven't traveled all that much in my life and when I hear my friends talk about their Cuban and European affairs, I get a little envious. Dashing about Paris with Jean-Pierre and never leaving the hotel room or rolling around in the sand or having XXX fun in the hot tub with Carlos all sounds delicious. After lamenting how I can't afford to go anywhere to get it on in exotic locales, it hit me. DUH! I can just browse some ethnic porn sites, like Ball Honeys to get my fill. True, these ethnic sex sites are focused on women, but there are still some hot tanned Brazilians and exotic-looking hunks in the vids. Our first top on this whirlwind adventure is Ball Honeys.

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December 3, 2011

Seth Rogan and Nude Celebrities

Ok, so you probably read the title and you think I have evidence of either Seth Rogan nude or him interacting with nude celebrities. Neither is true. I really just wanted an excuse to talk about Seth Rogan. I love him. He's hilarious, he's cute, he's got money and he got to movie-fuck Elizabeth Banks (who is one of the chicks I'd most want to get with if I were in Hollywood and interested in women). Anyway, one of my favorite Rogan moments is when him and his fellow entrepreneur pals find out that Mr. Skin exists in the flick Knocked Up. See, their plan is to documents all the nudey bits of celebs on a porn site and I think they get pretty into the idea until someone tells them it's been done. The point is, it's funny and you should go out right now and purchase that movie or any Seth Rogan movie because I said so. If you haven't heard of this celebrity porn site, it documents female nudity in TV and movies and you need to check it out.

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December 2, 2011

Is That a Shit Tattoo on Your Back or Did You Fuck My Best Friend

Shit Tattoo on Your Back
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Awhile ago I wrote about a guy who had tattooed a penis on another guy's back without him knowing. And today I am back with another unwitting tattoo story, except this time the back belongs to a chick and the tattoo is a pile of shit - literally. (Well, it isn't literally a tattoo made of excrement. It's a tattoo of a pile of it.) And those aren't the only differences between the two stories.

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December 1, 2011

Miss Being Tucked In By Mommy? Watch These Mature Movies!

Miss Being Tucked In By Mommy? Watch These Mature Movies!
Image courtesy of MILF Next Door.

Having fucked my fair share of older MILFs over the years, I've developed a love of fucking hot moms. I've also had to get used to certain motherly habits, like being served sandwiches with the crusts cut off and having someone rub food stains off my face with their saliva (to be fair, I probably should use a napkin before going back for seconds). It can be weird at times, but it's always worth being able to fuck that MILF Next Door. I won't get into the details, being a gentlemanly tease, and all, but I can say that the sex is always like in those mature movies that we love to see on mature-themed porn sites.

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