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November 30, 2011

A Sex Orgy For The Ages

A Sex Orgy For The Ages
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I hate entertaining guests, but I don't mind helping friends out who do. I may have my work cut out for me this time, though, because in the next few weeks, my buddy and his wife intend on organizing a gigantic sex orgy that will put the Ancient Greeks and Ancient Romans both to shame. They seriously rented out a friggin' gymnasium. I was just offering to bring the hors d'oeuvres, not dozens of mattresses! I am a major fan of group sex, though, like the kind you find on sites such as Drunk Sex Orgy. So, in the end, I bet it will probably worth all the hassle and then some.

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November 29, 2011

New Dieting Fad Has Women Cum Swallowing

New Dieting Fad Has Women Cum Swallowing
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I've been on a health kick, lately, but I just can't stand doing cardio. Instead, I've been trying all sorts of dieting fads, including ones meant specifically for women. There is, however, one diet that I likely won't be attempting any time soon. Apparently, cum swallowing is supposed to get you your daily intake of Vitamin C, calcium and a bunch of protein, all while being very low in calories. I think I'll stick to chocolate protein shakes instead of the protein shakes received via facial cumshots. However, I can probably get my cardio in by jerking off to sites like Cumshot Circus, so it all works out in the end.

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November 28, 2011

I Saw Archie Andrews in Cartoon Porn

I Saw Archie Andrews in Cartoon Porn
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Yes, you read that right. I saw Archie Andrews fuck Betty Cooper doggy style in the alley behind Pop Tate's Soda Shoppe and it has scarred me. This only happened recently, but I saw it on a cartoon porn site and I went to the bathroom and I cried a little. Not only did he ram our favorite blue-eyed, down-home blonde, but I also watched him screw rich Veronica Lodge and bang Midge (good thing Moose wasn't around!). Although had Midge's big, jealous boyfriend been in the scene, that might have lead to some raunchy DP and money shots and quite frankly, I don't think I could have handled it. You are probably wondering what the hell I'm blabbing about Archie and the Gang. Well, that's because I love that comic. I still read them and I am well past the time that I should be. In any case, I entered into the cartoon sex site, All Porn Comics with hesitation. Oh God, please don't let me see Mr. Lodge and his chubby butler having butt sex or Mr. Weatherbee seducing one of his students.

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November 27, 2011

A Redhead Blowjob Is the Best

A Redhead Blowjob Is the Best
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There's a common joke that nobody likes the redheaded stepsibling. I don't know why that is, because a redhead blowjob is easily the best one you could ever hope to get. The way they gobble up cock is a notch above the blondes and brunettes (belt-related joke totally intentional), while looking down and seeing her fiery red hair fall all over a guy's waist is nothing short of ecstasy itself. Unfortunately, it looks like more than one blowjob site agrees with the stepsister analogy, because movies that feature my favorite kind of cock sucking can be really tricky to find. I did manage to find some on Real Blowjob Auditions, though.

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November 26, 2011

Try To Recall Those Drunk Priceless Moments

Try To Recall Those Drunk Priceless Moments
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The last time I got totally hammered, I apparently had a major, drunk priceless moment. I don't do the whole "lampshades make the most awesome hats" thing. Instead, I apparently get really confident and seductive, usually either leading to a night of incredibly passionate sex that I'm unfortunately too inebriated to remember, or get a hilarious slap to the face that I'm fortunately too inebriated to remember. I feel bad about being so wasted some times, because I love fucking party babes and hate not remembering the sex. I guess I should just give up on having sex at a Drunk Home Party.

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November 25, 2011

An Evening with Ebony Pornstars

An Evening With Ebony Pornstars
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Well, I had fun last night. I won't give out any names, but I spent my evening at a bar with a few well-known ebony pornstars. The babes were just sitting around having drinks when I walked in and I recognized them as soon as I laid eyes on them. Being a fan of their work, I wandered over to introduce myself and they ended up inviting me to join them, which I was more than happy to do. In honor of these black beauties, I'd like to use today's blog to point you towards Round And Brown and a couple other ebony porn sites.

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November 24, 2011

Big Ass Anal Sex To Drive You Gaga

Big Ass Anal Sex To Drive You Gaga
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Whenever I hear about big ass anal movies, I can never tell right away if what's being referenced is a hard anal sex scene, or a big-bootied babe who is into butt fucking. Not that there's anything wrong with either. In my eyes, every form of booty poking makes for an intensely sexy scene. Just take a look at sites like Anal Teen Angels to get my meaning.

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November 23, 2011

Ain't Nothing Like a Fresh Creampie

Ain't Nothing Like a Fresh Creampie
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Every time I think of the word "creampie," Warrant's song "Cherry Pie" starts up in my head. Hey, can you blame me? It talks about swinging and he "mixed up the batter" and she "licked the beater." Ever since I started this job, I actually can't read a dessert menu without snickering. Boston Cream Pie? (giggle). Banana Cream Pie? (turns into a guffaw). I've actually seen chicks make a banana cream pie out of their coochies, so excuse me if you find this juvenile. I can't actually remember on which creampie porn site I saw that little gem, but I get Girls Got Cream has something to entice you.

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November 22, 2011

Coldplay Fan Equals No Sex on a First Date

Coldplay Fan Equals No Sex On A First Date
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If you were to talk to a Nirvana fan about their first date from the night before and ask them, "Where Did You Sleep Last Night?" they would be more likely to say that they spent the night with their date than a Coldplay fan would.

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November 21, 2011

Show Me Some Juicy, Big Ass

Show Me Some Juicy, Big Ass
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In case no one has noticed, I am a hetero woman, but if I were attracted to women, I have to say the backside is the feature I would be ogling. I also enjoy a sexy pair of legs and big boobs are pretty enticing when framed by the proper clothing, a strapless LBD or tight sweater, for instance, but a big ass really is the most coveted feature in my books. There is some ass porn that doesn't do the bottom any justice, but there are a few sites that take the butt worship to another level and one of these is Big Ass Adventure.

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November 20, 2011

Hung Up On Huge Titties

Hung Up On Huge Titties
Image courtesy of Karina Hart.

Much like Superman with Kryptonite, I too have something that I'm powerless against. That "thing," ladies and gentleman, is a nice pair of tits. I've gone to great lengths to get my hands on some big boobs in the past and I've also stayed with some awful girlfriends for longer than I should have simply because they had huge titties. I'm not proud of it, but I'm sure I'd let it happen again if I was dating someone like Karina Hart and she treated me like dirt.

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November 19, 2011

This Beach Sex Voyeur Just Hit Pay Dirt!

This Beach Sex Voyeur Just Hit Pay Dirt!
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God bless spy cams! Thanks to those handy, dandy devices, my friend in Florida unintentionally captured a couple of chicks having sex on a secluded beach. At least, he says it was accidental. I wouldn't be surprised if he planted that hidden camera there on purpose, because he's kind of a beach sex voyeur. I would probably be one myself, but there's not exactly a lot of surf and turf in my neck of the woods. However, you don't need to live near the ocean to be part of the Voyeur Realm. All you need is a desire to watch people doing their naughty thing.

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November 18, 2011

November's Not Cold When You're Surrounded by Pretty Hot Babes

November's Not Cold When You're Surrounded by Pretty Hot Babes
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November is bittersweet for me. The seventh of the month is my birthday, but the 21st is the anniversary of mother's death. The Black Friday sales are in November, but I live in Canada. It's cold and the sun sets earlier, but my evenings are looking bright and warm on account of how I'm surrounded by pretty hot babes. I'm not kidding. Some of these chicks are easily hot enough to appear on sites like Viv Thomas. The only reason I haven't passed out from heat exhaustion is because only about half of the women I'm referring to end up being nude babes in my bedroom. The other half work in my office, so I've got to be delicate in order to avoid sexual harassment suits. That, and they read my blogs, which gets me a slap in the face instead of some slap and tickle.

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November 17, 2011

Consider Getting Sexy Tattoos For Women

Consider Getting Sexy Tattoos For Women
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My weekend consisted of downloading TV shows and porn onto my laptop, doing some window-shopping online (how come all the expensive stuff always comes out when I have to budget for Christmas?) and working on another blog that I write for. Sounds fun, right? Well, the reason it was so boring is because the date I had planned cancelled on me. Apparently, I don't look like the hottest guys she's seen on those for women porn scenes. When I asked what she meant by that, she explained that I "never got ink done." In other words, without having tats on me, she won't consider me to be as hot as the guys on Party Hardcore. I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with the idea of getting tattoos for women, though. Those things are permanent, after all.

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November 16, 2011

Does Masturbation Get You Into The Mile High Club?

The Mile High Club
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I've had sex on a train, in an automobile and while watching the movie "Planes, Trains and Automobiles." But sex on a plane is one location I have yet to cross off my sex bucket list. I have slept with a few stewardesses in my life, but it was in my bed and they weren't wearing their uniform, so I can't even claim The Mile High Club on a technicality.

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November 14, 2011

Hot Teen Lesbians On Aisle Seven

Hot Teen Lesbians In Aisle Seven
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What happens when your girlfriend is cooking supper and she suddenly realizes that she's missing an important ingredient? You get sent to the store, that's what. Yeah, I had to make a quick run to the grocery store last night and I almost completely forgot what I went there for when I spotted two hot teen lesbians making out in the frozen food section. It was awesome and their public display of affection made me eager to check out some lesbo porn, which is exactly what I did while my lady love finished making supper. In honor of the aforementioned grocery store girls, I'm going to use this blog to tell you about three lesbian sites, namely Porn Stars Lick, Lesbian Army and Lesbian Exotic.

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November 13, 2011

Making My List Of The Top Movies Of All Time

Making My List Of The Top Movies Of All Time
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Not too long ago, I was asked to come up with a list of what I felt were the top movies of all time. Naturally, I walked right past my DVD collection and started checking out my porn collection for parodies, the raunchiest DPs and the best blowjobs. However, the people who asked me to draft this list were apparently not talking about porn movies. I guess they were trying to promote some Hollywood movies or something, because clearly vids like the ones found on Skin Video should be the only ones on this list.

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November 12, 2011

Spanking Videos Made Me Curious

Spanking Videos Made Me Curious
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I've never been hardcore spanked during a sexual encounter, but I always wondered what it would be like. I watch so many spanking videos on so many spanking porn sites and I see paddles and whips, crops, floggers and canes and even slippers. The other day I had finished watching some bum pummeling vids and decided to try it out on myself with a wooden spoon (true story!). That shit hurts! I gave myself a few smacks to try it out and it wasn't too bad. Then I gave myself a good whack and I yelped because it hurt so much! I don't know how the Punished Girls take it!

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November 11, 2011

This Week in Dicks - Scream, Shock and Pumping Cock

Scream, Shock and Cock Pumping
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The tingling in my left arm tells me I should bite down on some aspirin and call an ambulance, or it's time for your second favorite destination for penis news behind USA Today, This Week in Dicks. We slide our hands down the tight denim of the world's news stories and pull out the big ones. Let's get started, shall we?

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November 10, 2011

A Squirting Pussy Gets Me Wet

A Squirting Pussy Gets Me Wet
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I've seen a lot of girls squirt in my career as a porn writer. And I'm still amazed every time I see it. These babes unleash bucketfuls of muff milk and then before the scene is over, they're doing it like four more times. Having a squirting pussy must be like the best thing. But I still have questions. Do these women squirt everytime they orgasm? What if they're rubbing one out in at work or other unusual locale? Does this mean they're walking out with wet pants? And if so, does this mean they can't masturbate unless they're at home with plenty of towels? So many questions. Well, I'll guess I'll set aside my squirting queries for now and check out the squirting porn on Swallow Squirt.

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Naked Stories: Modern-day Lady Godivas

Modern-day Lady Godivas
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We all know the story of Lady Godiva. And, no, it has nothing to do with chocolate. Lady Godiva was a noblewoman who lived between 1040 and 1070. According to the legend, she rode naked through the streets of Coventry in an attempt to gain a remission of the oppressive taxation that her husband had imposed on his tenants. What I have for you today are two stories of modern-day Lady Godivas.

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November 9, 2011

I Just Love Fucking Cute Little Asians

I Just Love Fucking Cute Little Asians
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I've been hitting up the dating sites lately and so far things have been going better than I would expect. I recently had a date with someone who was too shy to meet up with someone in person that she just met online, but was willing to make a group outing of a first date. Long story short, my birthday weekend ended with me having a birthday threesome with a pair of cute little Asians. I also got a DVD and a book, but the Asian pussy was much more memorable. "How memorable," you ask? These hot babes were just the type you'd expect to find on sites like Teens From Tokyo. That should give you an idea as to how memorable the sex was.

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November 8, 2011

Naked Amateur Plus Video Camera Equals Happy Internet

Naked Amateur Plus Video Camera Equals Happy Internet
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Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! In case you haven't clued in, it's my birthday today! I've already received a card from my coworkers, phone calls from my family and an email with a video attachment of a naked amateur masturbating. In the case of the latter, it was a gift from someone I had been dating online who shares my passion for hot amateur wives. One of her favorite sites for getting her fix is Home Porn Reality. Since the amateur in question was her, I think from now on, I'll just go to my inbox in order to have my own needs fulfilled. Happy birthday, indeed!

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November 7, 2011

Great Girl On Girl Porn

Great Girl On Girl Porn
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I go through phases where I'm more interested in one kind of porn than others and lately, I've really been enjoying girl on girl porn. As such, I thought I might use today's blog to point you, my dear readers, towards some websites that feature nothing but hot lesbian sex. The first one I'd like to tell you about is called Zebra Girls.

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November 6, 2011

Put Your Money Where The Footjob Movies Are

Put Your Money Where The Footjob Movies Are
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I know. That's an odd title. But I was going for whole "put your money where your mouth is" reference. Actually many of the chicks on these sites that I'm about to talk about are putting their feet where the genitals are. No, not their own privates! Now, that would be something, wouldn't it? I mean they are putting their tootsies on dudes' cock and pleasuring them with their feet. Yes, it's time to take a look at some footjob movies on foot porn sites. Let us begin with Magical Feet.

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November 5, 2011

The Stunning Beauties of Softcore Porn

The Stunning Beauties of Softcore Porn
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I know that softcore porn sites aren't for everyone, but if you make a conscious effort to avoid them in favor of sites with hardcore material, you're really doing yourself a disservice. I say this because you're missing out on stunning beauties that you might not see on some of the raunchier sites. Also, I've found that I often get more excited browsing sites like MET Models than I do while watching chicks get gangbanged elsewhere.

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November 4, 2011

Let's See Some Famous Pornstars

Let's See Some Famous Pornstars
Image courtesy of Aaliyah Love.

I"ll admit that Aaliyah Love was not a name that I recognized when I sat down to write this blog on sexy famous pornstars, but shame on me! How could not have discovered this incredible hottie before now?! It's true her name didn't speak to me like Eva Angelina or Phoenix Marie, but with a tight bod, a cute smile and an insatiable hunger for XXX action, I really should have know this babe's face. She may not be the face that is splashed across every porn DVD or website, but when it comes to variety, she is one of the top pornstars to watch, in my book.

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November 3, 2011

Let Her Suck On Some Monster Dicks

Let Her Suck On Some Monster Dicks
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One way I can tell that I'm more sexually mature than most people is that I let my girlfriends sleep with other dudes. Though, to be fair, I tend to choose which men she gets to fuck. Ok, so maybe I'm not so much open-minded as I am a huge pervert, because the men I always pick to bang her all have monster dicks. I just love seeing her gulp down a huge cock while I either fuck her from behind or have her tell me all about it when she gets home. Ok, so my co-bloggers are now screaming "too much information!" while simultaneously trying to claw their own eyes out, so I'll just move us along to the point of today's post, which is talking about sites like Dangerous Dongs.

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November 2, 2011

Mobile XXX For Xmas

Mobile XXX For Xmas
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I'm of the opinion that it's still too early to be thinking of the holiday season, but apparently my girlfriend feels otherwise because I overheard her telling my mom that she's thinking of getting me an iPhone for Christmas. Between me and you, I hope she follows through with her plan. If she does, I'll finally be able to enjoy some awesome mobile xxx while I'm out and about and I just know that being able to visit mobile porn sites like Reality Kings Mobile will make my commutes a lot more fun.

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November 1, 2011

Forget Diamonds Because A Hardcore Fuck Is Forever

Forget Diamonds Because A Hardcore Fuck Is Forever
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Debeers has a famous slogan that says "a diamond is forever." For a while, I used to think this meant I could never afford to get a girlfriend. Not too long ago, however, I learned that all it really takes to make sure a woman never leaves you is to be honest, have a good sense of humor and share a few things in common. Oh, and it doesn't hurt if you can give her a hardcore fuck that will leave her gasping for more. I remember being nervous about my new relationship until I Fucked Her Finally and she literally begged me never make plans on a Saturday ever again, just so that I could bone her that way every week. Being somewhat of a gentleman, I won't go into the graphic details. Instead, I'll just point out a few hardcore porn sites that feature the kind of action I treated her to.

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