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October 31, 2011

Come See Why I Love Interracial Porn

Come See Why I Love Interracial Porn
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For much of the last week, I've been bedridden with a nasty case of bronchitis. Whenever that happens, the doctor recommends antibiotics and that I stock up on tons of Vitamin C, chicken soup and boxes of Kleenex. He also suggests that I either get a book or stick a DVD into my laptop so that I don't get tempted to leave my bed. Screw that! If I've got my laptop and a stack of Kleenex with me, then I'm going to watch porn! I love interracial websites like White Teens Black Cocks because they always cure what ails me. Seriously, which sounds better: chicken soup or a white chick going down during a hardcore interracial sex scene?

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October 30, 2011

The Pussy Licker Feasts On Wet Pussy

The Pussy Licker Feasts On Wet Pussy
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If you're a fan of this site and cum by here often, you'll notice that among our categories, we have one called "various." And if you've ever been curious enough to browse this section, you have probably noticed that we have many XXX pussy sites in there. Sure, some of these kinds of sites may seem tame to some of you. You want hardcore raunchy fucking and DPs and gagging blowjobs, not some chick fingering her own wet pussy, right? Well, if that's what you want, go read a hardcore blog! Today I am appealing to those who like to watch a babe get off thanks to her own hand or the playthings in her toy box. Basically, I'm here to talk about sites like Cuties Galore.

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October 29, 2011

Traveling For Brazilian Pussy

Traveling For Brazilian Pussy
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I've got friends scattered all over the globe and I mention that because I've got a buddy named Mike In Brazil. He loves living down there and whenever I talk to him, all he does is go on about how much he loves Brazilian pussy. He's definitely not the only North American who feels that way and I can think of two porn sites that actually have North American guys seeking Latina sex while out and about in Brazil.

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October 28, 2011

A Big Lego Man, an Average Sized Penis, a Small Number of Avocados and a Donkey Prostitute

A Big Lego Man
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There were a lot of stories that came my way this week. However, like properly cooked pasta thrown against the wall, only four of them stuck. But where to begin? After looking at the stories it became obvious that the order would be from big to average to small to donkey. Let us begin.

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October 27, 2011

I Am Ready for My Cum Facial

I Am Ready for My Cum Facial
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When I first started reviewing porn sites, I thought it was hilarious how the hardcore scene would be so intense and then all the intensity would come to a screeching halt as the guy throws (or she moves lightning quick after a little nod from the guy) the pornstar to the floor so her face can catch his jizz. I get that a cum facial is a big selling point for many porn lovers, but it takes something away for me when I am all into the pounding, drilling, banging and then she is rushing to get her creamy facial. I guess it's just me, since the gals on Creamed On Glasses don't seem to mind.

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October 26, 2011

Spilling Some Handjob Cum

Spilling Some Handjob Cum
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I've experienced some of the best handjobs and even some of the worst. In the case of the latter, I usually swear them off for good afterward and vow to never let anyone but myself yank on my crank ever again. Then, time goes by and I start to remember just how sweet some of those Naughty Tugs have been in my life. It's around here where I get the urge to give a babe a handjob cum blast, meaning I want a hot chick to jerk me off until I blow my load all over her. It's a vicious cycle which I doubt I'll ever escape until I finally get a girlfriend who gives the best tuggies, ever.

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October 25, 2011

What Man Doesn't Want A Reverse Gangbang?

What Man Doesn't Want A Reverse Gangbang?
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I've been to my fair share of gangbangs over the years. Admittedly, most were not as pleasant as they look in group sex scenes, since many of the guys tended to hog all the action as much as they could. The babes never seemed to mind, though, because they were the ones at the center of attention. I've often wondered what it would be like to have tons of chicks focus on my junk the way the dudes on She Got Six focus on the babe. I think a good reverse gangbang is in order here, don't you think?

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October 24, 2011

How Many Feet in a Mile of Pornos?

How Many Feet in a Mile of Pornos
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Are you any good at conversions? Unless we're talking about oven temperatures, I never have any idea how hot something is when someone uses Fahrenheit. There's going to be 20 centimeters of rain tomorrow? That means a pound of water, right? One thing I am really good at is converting inches into feet. That's because I've got a bit of foot fetish, so I know just about everything pertaining to one, even when it's not sex-related like in matters of conversion. Want to know how many feet in a mile of porn scenes, there are? Well, that completely depends on whether or not you're checking out a site like Footsie Babes or not.

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October 23, 2011

Busty Indian Babes and Other Ethnic Hotties

Busty Indian Babes and Other Ethnic Hotties
Image courtesy of ATK Exotics.

A few years back, I dated a busty Indian babe who looked like a Bollywood beauty. She eventually moved away to another city and we lost touch, but I bumped into her last night and I've got to say that she's looking better than ever. Seeing her again has definitely got me in the mood to check out some ethnic porn and I can assure you that I'll be visiting sites like ATK Exotics over the next few days.

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October 22, 2011

Rabbit Gets His Fill of Group Sex

Rabbit Gets His Fill of Group Sex

Ok, I'm jealous. Like so jealous that I might be turning a little green. There I was pouring my morning cup of Joe and in walks Rabbit talking about this sick party he went to recently. Can the folks at Payserve please plan my next bash? Can we say 18 all-girl orgy complete with full penetration and fisting! Yes, you read that right. Girls. Orgy. FISTING. Do they know how to treat a guy? I think so! Not only that, but they don't let you go thirsty at these fiestas as the drinks are being poured nonstop. I can feel the champagne bubbles tickling my nose. I swear it must have been like being in an actual Mad Sex Party scene (that's one of their awesome porn sites, by the way). Rabbit said he had an amazing time and if this gathering was anything like the scenes on their group sex sites then I don't doubt his words.

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October 21, 2011

Old People Stories: The Quick Aging, Bad Driving, Birthday Stripper, Long Distance Running Edition

Old People StoriesOld People Stories

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As this week's blog was in development, a theme began to emerge among the stories I wanted to discuss and share: old people!

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October 20, 2011

Vids and Pics of Hot Black Chicks

Vids and Pics of Hot Black Chicks
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I just spent a few days in New York City and now that I'm back, I'd just like to state that there's an abundance of hot black chicks in the Big Apple. Seeing all these black beauties really blew my mind and you'll be happy to know that I can point you towards some ebony porn sites that feature black babes that might just blow your mind as well. I'll start with a website called Round And Brown and go from there.

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October 19, 2011

Scoping Some Topless Models

Scoping Some Topless Models
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Not all porn babes are created equal. Some have to work themselves to the bone (ha!) in order to get recognized, whereas others manage to attract a loyal fan base with seemingly little to no effort at all. Others still couldn't care less, as long as they get to do their thing in front of the camera. It's this latter category that does it the most for me and pretty much everyone I know, as genuine sex appeal coupled with a genuine love of sex makes for the hottest porn around. It doesn't matter if we're talking about hardcore action, lesbian fucking or just checking out some topless models like Alison Angel. In fact, many individual models strike it big because of this fact, too.

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October 18, 2011

No List of Reality TV Shows Measures Up To Reality Porn

No List of Reality TV Shows Measures Up To Reality Porn
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Not even Survivor, not even Big Brother and sure as heck not American Idol, either. I don't care what kind of list of reality tv shows you throw in front of me! None of that stuff is anywhere near as entertaining as reality porn! Heck, I'll admit that I watch one of those three shows every week, but that's an hour a week. Compare that to the amount of hours I spend in front of my computer with my mouse in one hand and my dick in the other and you've got no competition. You know how extras on a DVD season set of a reality show includes boring audition tapes? Well Sex Video Casting for reality smut, on the other hand, is always just as hot as the main event.

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October 17, 2011

Am I Jerk For Chasing After Drunk Women?

Am I Jerk For Chasing After Drunk Women?
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I love party babes because they always know how to get down. They often tend to know how to go down, too, if you know what I mean ("on my cock," if you don't). But there's one thing I always feel a little guilty over whenever I hit on them. The majority of the time, if they're cutting loose at a Drunk Home Party, then chances are more than likely that I'm going to be sleeping with drunk women. Part of me is proud that I just the plural form of the word right there, but part of me is wondering if the only reason I'm scoring two or three chicks at a time is solely because they're under the influence. If you're feeling ashamed of old Adam, today, then let me explain to you why I put myself in those situations.

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October 16, 2011

A Murder of Crows, a Gaggle of Geese and a Squad of College Cheerleaders

A Murder of Crows, a Gaggle of Geese and a Squad of College Cheerleaders
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Have you ever noticed how things that fly through the air have weird names to signify when they're in a group? Crows are referred to as "murders," geese as "gaggles" and airplanes as "squadrons." Both uniformed and nude cheerleaders are also referred to as "squads." Wait, what do you mean they don't fly? Clearly you've nether been to a squad meet or fucked any college cheerleaders before. These chicks use their flexible bodies and acrobatic skills to soar like eagles and make for some of the best lays you'll have ever experienced. If you don't believe me, then take a look at Cheerleader Auditions.

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October 15, 2011

From American Pie to MILF Cams

From American Pie To MILF Cams

I remember the first time I heard the word MILF. I was watching American Pie and John Cho (who went on to bigger and better things with Harold and Kumar) and his sidekick were standing by Stiffler's mom's picture and chanting, "MILF! MILF! MILF!" I had a good giggle. Little did I know that a mere few years later it would be word that I wrote down almost daily as I reviewed mature porn sites and MILF cams. Did I envision myself chatting online with a sexy mature chick or cougar as I shoved popcorn in my mouth and watched Jason Biggs shove an apple pie in his crotch? No, I didn't, but c'est la vie. Did PaigeLittle think she would be doing this in her lifetime? I can't tell, but we're pretty glad she did.

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October 14, 2011

I Have Yet To Pound a Celeb Pussy

The closest I've ever come to sticking my dick inside a celeb pussy is making out with Hannah Spearritt back when she was still touring and snogging her S Club 7 fans. Since then, she's moved on to British TV shows about time travel and dinosaurs, presumably now snogging sci-fi archeologist fans (note: "snogging" is British for "Frenching"). However, it has always been my dream to appear on one of those celebrity porn sites that show famous actors getting it on in sex tapes with their fans. Preferably, I'll be the famous actor in question who appears on Celeb Matrix when that dream finally does come true.

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October 13, 2011

Disney Cartoon Porn Showcases Tail as Old as Time

Disney Cartoon Porn Showcases Tail As Old as Time
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All the die-hard fans of Beauty And The Beast have either just been traumatized by today's blog title or have just been inspired to look up pics of Belle sucking on Beast's furry little animal. If you're among the latter category, be careful when you're searching. Remember that little old lady that the witch in Snow White takes the shape of? Yeah, there's Disney cartoon porn of her, too. She does things to the seven dwarfs that will make you cry. Of course, if you're into the kind of things that you could find on Fetish Artworks, then all power to you. I just wasn't expecting to come across it while looking up hentai sex scenes starring the Disney princesses partaking in a lesbian toon orgy.

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October 12, 2011

How Do You Like These Bizarre Insertions?

How Do You Like These Bizarre Insertions
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I have been doing this porn reviewing thing for a while now, so it takes quite a bit to impress me when it comes to regular old hardcore fucking. I've seen the anal, the messy gagging blowjobs, peeing and the like and I'be kind of got the "been there, done that." Ok, maybe I haven't done that, but I've seen it over and over and over and it's starting to be a little bit of a bore. The one thing that always manages to make me sit and take notice are sites with bizarre insertions. These women can take amazing items up their holes and I sit riveted to my screen each and every time. These sites go into our bizarre porn category because they were different and no one was doing it. Well, sites are doing it now and Freak Fuckers is one of them.

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October 11, 2011

Learning A Rough Anal Lesson

Learning A Rough Anal Lesson
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So I guess you could say I had my First Anal Date the other day. I was flirting with this really hot chick that I've known for some time now and we kept on chatting about having rough anal sex. One thing led to another and we had scheduled a date that would be dedicated to nothing but hard anal sex. However, I felt a little disappointed when she brought out her sex toys. I mean, I like dildos as much as the next guy, but I wanted to use my dick! I figured there was a breakdown in communication and she thought I meant I would be fucking her with toys only. Then she donned a strapon and I realized just how much of a miscommunication there was.

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October 10, 2011

A Tiny Ass for Little John

A Tiny Ass for Little John
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Have you ever read Robin Hood or seen one of the many terrible movies based on it? If you have, then chances are you've heard of Little John. From a reading standpoint, his name is funny because the dude is actually bigger than an ox. When you learn this, you figure Robin's going to have to have his work cut out for him when they fight. I, on the other hand, immediately start wondering if the nickname refers to how small he is below the belt. Also, if he says his wife has a tiny ass, does that mean she actually has one of those Round Juicy Butts that I love so much? Back in school, I could have written an entire thesis on random thoughts like these. Instead, I usually checked out ass porn instead.

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October 9, 2011

Motorboating Some Big Natural Boobs

Motorboating Some Big Natural Boobs
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I love busty babes. I especially love chesty chicks who have Big Naturals hidden beneath a bikini top. You know the type, too, don't you? Those skimpy bikinis that barely cover up the nipples and nothing else, so that all you see are a set of big natural boobs spilling out for all to see? I don't know about you, but personally I find that sight is second only to the feel of a good motorboating. And I'm not talking about racing around on the ocean or going fishing, here.

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October 8, 2011

Cute Cock Sucking Babes

Cute Cock Sucking Babes
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I used to work in a restaurant and I sometimes had to clean the bathroom there. I hated doing it, but had I never been assigned the task, I would have never known that there was a Glory Hole in the woman's washroom. And had I not known that, I might not have ever gotten amazing blow jobs from the cock sucking babes I worked with. Now, I may have just divulged a little too much information, so let me just move along and tell you a bit about some BJ-themed porn sites.

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October 7, 2011

Bedtime Stories: A 6.5 Million Dollar Ass and a 101 MPH Couch

A 6.5 Million Dollar Ass
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If I were to tell you that a female bed tester had insured her ass for 4 million pounds, wouldn't you have images of her putting the beds to the test by having an ass-slapping-and-fucking good time on them? Okay, that look of incredulity you are giving me (through your screen) is the same one my coworker gave me when I made that same comment after he told me about this story.

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October 6, 2011

Saturday Mornings Are For Watching Mature Women Fucking

Saturday Mornings Are For Watching Mature Women Fucking
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I used to watch a lot of cartoons on Saturday mornings back when I was still in my terrible 22s (don't look at me like that! You all know I'm a proud geek). Then I went through this growing faze called "Friday night employment," so I started sleeping in. Ever since I got a regular job, though, I still haven't gone back to my toons. Instead, I satisfy my desire for mature pussy and head to the Internet, where I can see plenty of mature women fucking. I guess you could say I'm a real MILF Cruiser, only I do my cruising online at 8:00 a.m. instead of in the late evening at the bars.

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October 4, 2011

Don't You Love My Spanking Blogs?

Don't You Love My Spanking Blogs?
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Hello to all you peasants of the Interwebs! That's right, I said "peasants." Please don't take it personally, though. I'm only comparing you all to me. I mean let's face it, I'm pretty frickin' awesome, aren't I? And no, I don't think I'm being arrogant. After all, how many spanking blogs have I shared with you over the last two years? As each one tells you about several hot sites like Spank Christina, I see that as being pretty epic of myself, truth be told. Just think back to all those beautifully spanked asses that you've come across solely because of me. You are very welcome, peasants.

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October 3, 2011

Big Tits For Dinner

Big Tits For Dinner
Image courtesy of Claudia Marie.

I had a dinner party the other night and I was trying to make it all classy. I had real cloth napkins, a platter of amuse-bouches (little plate of teeny tiny appetizers), extra forks for the salad so you didn't have to use the same one for your main meal and I even baked my own dinner rolls. All this effort and it had to be completely ruined when the topic conversation turned to big tits! I had printed a list of appropriate dinner topics. The new artsy film, travel and there were even some tech subjects in there. I expected to be discussing Apple versus PC, not fake versus natural hooters! I thank my smutty friend Brandon for this. He's got tits on the brain and is an avid big breast porn aficionado. This is fine with me, but really? At my dinner party? I was surprised he didn't get off, toddle over to my computer and pull up Claudia Marie's site!

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October 2, 2011

To Heck With Free Samples, I Want Free Pornstars!

To Heck With Free Samples, I Want Free Pornstars!
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So true story (not that my other stories aren't): I saw an ex-pornstar at my grocery store the other day! She only does live cam shows now, but I've seen her on PornstarKey before. I totally chickened out and didn't talk to her, but I did spend quite a bit of time staring at her in a way that must have creeped out anyone around me. Alas, I haven't the foggiest if she now lives in my area or if she was just on vacation. What I do now is that those free sample people in the butcher section can get quite annoying when they want to be. It's not every day that famous pornstars show up in town, so buzz off already, right? Unless those samples you're handing out are free pornstars, I'm just a little busy at the moment, dude!

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October 1, 2011

Chatting With Teen Cam Hotties

Chatting With Teen Cam Hotties

Watching standard porn is fun and all, but I sometimes find myself in the mood for something a little more interactive. At times like that, I often turn to teen sex cams. I love chatting with cuties online and now I'd like to point you towards a few of the teen cam hotties who have been keeping me glued to my computer as of late. Let's start with a babe who uses Marie_Amore as her online handle.

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