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September 30, 2011

Imagine If Bars Had Free Porn Videos for Women on Ladies Night

Imagine If Bars Had Free Porn Videos for Women on Ladies Night
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Since it seems that most women like to Party Hardcore at the end of the week, the bars (at least where I live) aren't as filled with ladies as the dance clubs tend to be. This is problematic for guys like me who tend to dance half as well as Elaine from Seinfeld. Many bars have ladies night, but they still seem to fail in comparison. My solution is a simple one: besides free drinks, they should also hand out free porn videos for women. Porn for women should be a surefire way to attract some attention from the fairer sex, which in turn would help give me a fairer chance of having more sex!

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September 29, 2011

Flipper Fucker: Man Writes Book about Sex with a Dolphin

Flipper Fucker
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When most guys think of dolphin sex, we think of fucking a chick from behind while laying on top of her with her legs closed and then quickly pulling out and sticking it in her ass, causing her to make an "eek eek" sound (a dolphin noise). But when Malcolm Brenner thinks of dolphin sex he thinks about actually fucking a dolphin.

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September 28, 2011

This Week in Dicks: XXX-Factor - Not So Tiny Pin Dick - Officer Dildo

Not So Tiny Pin Dick
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There are butterflies in my stomach, which tells me I've swallowed too many larvae again or it's time for the most amazing thing on the internet since that last thing that distracted you from doing something productive, This Week in Dicks. We direct our gaze at the world's basket and pull out the big ones. Headlines, that is. Let's see what we've found.

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September 27, 2011

New RabbitsReviews scoring criteria, rating paysites in the age of tubes

When I first launched Rabbit's Reviews in 2003, it was to help surfers make their way through the seemingly endless number of porn sites out there and separate those that offered a high-quality product from those that were simply out to take your money. It's a service that our team of 20 is proud to provide and the popularity of our site, along with the awards we've won, tells us that it's a service you appreciate as well.

Since then, we've all become more accustomed to shopping online and using the Internet and, as such, we've become more discerning. And with changes taking hold in the industry, the standards for what makes a high-quality site have changed considerably. Tube sites, with their enormous amounts of free content and easy-to-use interfaces, dominate the landscape. Paysites today must be at the cutting edge and more competitive to be able to charge consumers and survive in the long run. As such, we here at Rabbit's decided that it was time to change how we review sites.

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Sexy Softcore Videos

Sexy Softcore Videos
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Some people can't get off unless they're watching the raunchiest filth, but there are others who would rather spend their alone time watching softcore videos. If you count yourself among those who prefer softcore porn to the harder stuff, you can take comfort in the fact that there are lots of sites out that should be right up your alley. Some bring you lots of babes and others, like Cindy Cupcakes, focus on a single girl.

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September 26, 2011

Fat Girls Will Fuck on a First Date and No One Wants Redhead Sperm

Fat Girls Will Fuck
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We've all heard of the three-date rule, right? It says that you don't have sex with someone until the third date. I don't know who came up with that rule, but I do know that it wasn't a fat chick or a married guy!

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These Hot Babes Love To Get Off

These Hot Babes Love To Get Off
Image courtesy of 1by Day.

There ain't nothing wrong with the libidos on the hot babes on the three sites I'm about to tell you about. Well, there isn't really much wrong with their bodies or faces either! After watching as much porn as I have, you'd think I might get tired of watching people fuck and quite honestly, it just hasn't hit me yet. I imagine many of you out there feel the same way. Do you ever really tire of watching porn with sexy chicks fucking? Do you want to watch some right now and need a new site to pique your interest? If so, check out 1by Day.

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September 25, 2011

Ditch Your Spy Gear and Check This Out

Ditch Your Spy Gear and Check This Out
Image courtesy of Banged In Public.

Lately, I've been in the mood to try to find a chick who likes to get Banged In Public. Not so much so that I can fuck her while the cool breeze caresses my ass cheeks, so much as so that I can live out my fantasy of seeing people in action who don't know I'm watching them. I've even been tempted to buy some spy gear in order to catch people in the throes of passion unawares. Rather than spend Lord knows how much on equipment that might get me into a heap of trouble, I instead smartened up and checked out some voyeur porn.

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September 24, 2011

I Came To See Pornstar Cams and Then I Came Again

I Came To See Pornstar Cams And Then I Came Again

Watching sexy, sultry pornstars suck cock, eat pussy and fuck dudes, chicks and themselves silly on porn sites or in porn DVDs is a very worthwhile pastime. The main problem I find is that they don't always do exactly what I want them to do. I mean yes, they get naked, they dive into muff and fill their mouths with cock, but what if I want to see RubyKnox explore her foot fetish fantasies or play with her undies just for me. Well, that's the beauty of live cam chats with pornstars, now isn't it? I can find the chicks I want and ask them to perform certain things that I want to see. And it's as easy as browsing a few pornstar cams.

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September 23, 2011

Gushing Over Squirt Porn

Gushing Over Squirt Porn
Image courtesy of Squirt Coach.

Thanks to some air in the pipes this morning, my shower started off with a few minutes worth of sputtering water before working properly. I then had to spend the next few minutes jerking off, because the fact that it reminded me of female ejaculation triggered some latent morning wood. After a while, all the steam and vigorous crank yanking made me start to feel a little light-headed, so I toweled off, turned on my laptop and started jerking off to a few squirt porn sites like Squirt Coach. I ended up getting to work about 40 minutes late, as well as accused of being a "stupid, happy morning person" by my coworkers. Seeing chicks gushing liquids will have that affect on anybody.

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September 21, 2011

That Eel in Your Penis Makes You Look 10 Years Younger - This Week in Dicks

Haka Peepshow
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The shadow on my sundial is telling me it's time for another installment of the greatest thing to exist before sliced bread came along, This Week in Dicks. We probe, penetrate and fondle the recent headlines and see where our favorite appendage pops up. Let's begin, shall we?

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September 20, 2011

Watching Naked Girls in Public

Watching Naked Girls in Public
Image courtesy of Devils Film Mobile.

It's not every day that you get to enjoy watching naked girls in public. Well, at least that was the case not that long ago. Nowadays, mobile porn sites allow you to take a look at nude chicks pretty much whenever you want and wherever you are. In today's blog we'll take a look at three websites that deliver raunchy action to your various portable devices and we'll start with a site called Evil Angel Mobile.

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September 19, 2011

Check Out These Big Cock Sex Scenes

Check Out These Big Cock Sex Scenes
Image courtesy of Monsters Of Cock.

I've been told that I make my blog entries a little too personal, lately. Basically, on account of how I start off with a little anecdote or talk about something in my life before finally getting to the good stuff, like the sight of a big dick fucking a sweet pussy. Not today, though (well, barring that opening explanation)! Today, my friends, we're just going to be talking about how amazing big cock sex is. To drive my point home (pun intended), I'm going to tell you about a few sites that focus on this extra hot niche, such as Monsters Of Cock.

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September 18, 2011

The Very Best Porn Movies

The Very Best Porn Movies
Image courtesy of Third Movies.

It's often fun to compile "best of" lists, but it can also be pretty difficult at times. For example, my buddy and I tried to make a list of the very best porn movies one night and it proved to be incredibly hard. It was so hard, in fact, that we gave up and went drinking instead. You're welcome to try making a list of your own, but you might want to visit a website that brings you a whole lot of XXX videos first. You know, just so you can be sure that your list is as accurate as can be. Third Movies is one such website.

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September 17, 2011

Chatting It Up With Sexy Asian Cam Models

Chatting It Up With Sexy Asian Cam Models
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Some people say all I do is look at porn for eight hours a day, which is clearly crazy talk. I also masturbate while looking at the smut, as well as frequently enjoy a live Asian sex chat. The latter can really get me going because chatting with a hottie like AwesomeJane brings a new dynamic to the mix. Watching Asian porn is amazing, but being able to speak with Asian cam models live as they take their clothes off in front of you? Talk about hot!

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September 16, 2011

Taking Care of Your Porn Needs

Taking Care of Your Porn Needs
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Summer's pretty much over and the cold months of winter are on their way. As such, there's a pretty good chance that you'll be staying in and watching a whole lot of porn in the very near future. Do you have enough smut to get you through the winter months, though? If not, read on and I'll tell you a little about DDF Prod, Pack Of Porn and Reality Gang. They're three mega porn sites that will take care of all your porn needs.

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September 15, 2011

Can You Hear Me Crazy Now? Dutch Woman Calls Ex-Boyfriend 65,000 Times

Can You Hear Me Crazy Now
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So the story here is pretty simple. About a week ago a Dutch women was arrested and charged with stalking after having called her ex-boyfriend over 65,000 times in the last year. (The above photo shows the many phones the police confiscated from the woman's home.) Seems pretty self-explanatory, right? Well, those of you who have been following my weekly posts know that often what attracts me to a story are the questions it brings up. This story is no different.

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September 14, 2011

This Week in Dicks - "Mommy, Why Is the Sky's Penis Green?"

Sky's Penis Green
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Will you look at the time? I'd say it's about time we got into your favorite thing on the entire internets, if not life itself, where we wrap our hands around the throbbing, veiny world of news and pull out This Week in Dicks.

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September 13, 2011

Just Scored Some Dates with a Pair of Sexy Latinas

Just Scored Some Dates with a Pair of Sexy Latinas
Image courtesy of Jezebele.

Have you ever had one of those days that was just filled with coincidences? The expression "bad things come in threes" refers to this in a negative way, but recently I had the fortune of running into several things related to Latin pussy. First off, I checked out Jezebele. Nothing big about that, but it set the tone for a day filled with sexy Latinas. Not too long after finishing up, I got a call from a hot Hispanic chick I had been flirting with, lately. It turns out she wanted to go out with me! Not only that, but also later when I was grocery shopping, I met another cute Spanish chick who wants to go on a date! Definitely a good day to be me!

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September 12, 2011

Can I Interest Any Ladies In A Pussy Fucking?

Can I Interest Any Ladies In A Pussy Fucking?
Image courtesy of Euro Angels.

On account of how I am so very awesome, I decided to reward myself with a week off work around Labor Day. However, I needed a full unwinding, so not only did my vacation time have me abstaining from doing any work, but also I abstained from having any sex! Basically, it was a week of TV, cheetoes and wearing PJs for several days straight (the cheesy palm prints make it look like I was attacked by orange ghosts). Going without work, naturally, was pretty easy to deal with. Not getting any pussy fucking, however, was a bit of a challenge. It took some doing, but my laziness was finally able to motivate me enough to forego having hardcore sex. Of course, checking out sites like Euro Angels certainly helped to smooth things along.

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September 11, 2011

A Gangbang Blog to Make You Smile

A Gangbang Blog to Make You Smile
Image courtesy of Drunk Sex Orgy.

Sigh. Boo. I am no longer a teen. Okay, I haven't been one for a while now. But when I watch a gangbang on these gangbang porn sites, I get so nostalgic. Alright I never actually participated in one when I was a coed, but now I'll never have the chance! I can engage in an adult group thing, but how fun is that? Everyone has to go home early because they want to put the little ones to bed themselves and the sitter can't stay. They have heartburn from their spicy business lunch and they're plantar fasciitis is acting up and making it hard to bend their foot properly to get good leverage. Ugh. Who needs that!? If you want to see what a good old teen orgy is like or relive your glory days, check out the action on Drunk Sex Orgy.

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September 10, 2011

Lesbian Sex Videos Really Get Me Going

Lesbian Sex Videos Really Get Me Going
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I am a straight female. I have never once been with a woman (apart from making out in college), but every time I watch a chick rub or lick a pussy in lesbian porn, I find myself thinking, "hot damn,that looks like it feels good!" Some babes really know how to pleasure a muff, and I guess that is only natural considering we all know how we like to tickle our own nether-regions. It's like practicing your driving on a different model of car. Yes, I did just draw that analogy. In any case, whether you're a lady who gets with women regularly or has never before or if you're a fellow looking for some hot lesbian sex videos, you should check out Lesbian Discounts.

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September 9, 2011

Give Me Some Foot Worship Now

Give Me Some Foot Worship Now
Image courtesy of Hot Legs And Feet.

I love these foot worship sites. Every time I watch a video of a sexy babe getting her feet pleasured, it reminds of a foot massage and I instantly relax. It also looks pretty nice when the toes get sucked. I have never sucked a toe, nor have I had my toes sucked, so I imagine it's a pretty cool experience. I mean the mouth and tongue feel good on other sensitive parts of my body, so why wouldn't it tickle my tootsies as well? Hot Legs And Feet is a site that focuses on those marvelous lower limbs, so let's check out what kind of foot porn it has to offer.

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September 8, 2011

Frenchman Didn't Fuck His Wife Enough and Now He Must Pay

Fuck His Wife
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A 51-year-old man has been told by a French appeals court that he must pay his ex-wife $14,000 for not fucking her enough during their 21 years of marriage. The court cited the French legal code that states that married couples must agree to a "shared communal life" and that this implies that "sexual relations must form part of a marriage."

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September 7, 2011

Naughty Things to Do On Your 18th Birthday

Naughty Things to Do On Your 18th Birthday
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Turning 18 is a big deal and you can only do it once in your life. As such, it's no wonder that people want to make their special day memorable. Thankfully, that's not too hard to do because there are lots of things to do on your 18th birthday. You can go vote, go drinking in places like Quebec and Alberta or even go appear on a teen porn site. If you ask me, Fucking Young would be a good place to make your porn debut.

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September 6, 2011

This Week in Dicks - Lady Gaga, Super Circumcision and Shrinking Puds

Lady Gaga Fake Penis
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Hello everyone and welcome once again to your favorite feature on the site, where we slide our hands down the trousers of the news world and pull out This Week In Dicks.

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September 5, 2011

Peeping On a Pretty Young Thing

Peeping On a Pretty Young Thing
Image courtesy of We Need New Talents.

Wanna see a pretty young thing strip naked? If so, you can check out some live teen cams or come over to my place and look out my window. You see, I've got a new neighbor who's stunning from top to bottom, can't be older than 21 and has a bad habit of changing in front of her open window. I've been enjoying her impromptu strip shows these past few weeks, but she hasn't always been around when I've needed her. As such, I've also been visiting teen porn sites like We Need New Talents.

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September 4, 2011

I Want To Have Interracial Sex

I Want To Have Interracial Sex
Image courtesy of Lexington Steele.

Okay, so I've never had interracial sex. Well, one of my last lovers was one quarter Asian, but whatever. Every time I watch some interracial porn, the chicks look so satisfied afterward that it leaves me quite envious. Some of the ebony men on these porn sites are outta-site HOT and damn, are they hung! Not only are they packing the right caliber of love gun, but they know how to cock it and aim for the pleasure buttons. For these reasons, I want to get me some chocolate lovin'. If you're familiar with ebony pornstars then the name Lexington Steele will be familiar to you. He's got all the right stuff and so does his site.

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September 3, 2011

I Love Seeing Cum on Boobs

I Love Seeing Cum On Boobs
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Want to know something that really gets me hot? It's the sight of big tits covered in jizz. I don't know why I love seeing cum on boobs so much, but I really, really do. Of course, I'm not restricted to only enjoying a good nut busting when the splooge lands all over a babe's rack. I also enjoy seeing it land on her belly, her ass, her back and even all over her hands and wrists after giving a handjob. Naturally, cum facials are just as sexy to me. Seeing a pair of sexy eyes looking up at you while the cheeks and smile are doused in man-goo? Definitely hot stuff! That's why you can often see me checking out sites like Cumaholic Teens.

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September 2, 2011

Oh, There's No Place like Home for the Ethnic Holidays

Oh, There's No Place Like Home For The Ethnic Holidays
Image courtesy of ATK Exotics.

I've got some vacation time coming up and I must say that I'm really looking forward to it. But as this will be my first vacation in two years, one week just doesn't seem long enough. As a result, I've been looking for any technical loophole I can get to extend my time off, including checking how many sick days I have left and if there are any ethnic holidays. I don't think the latter will work as much, because unless I can get time off for banging a Jewish chick on Rosh Hashanah, chances are my white, Atheist ass will conveniently be coming down with the flu in a few weeks. Although, I suppose I could come up for other ideas by checking out the babes on ethnic porn sites. You know, because the diversity is good for... stuff and... things. Who am I kidding? I just want to jerk off to ATK Exotics.

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September 1, 2011

Parking Meters Collect "Sex Tax" from Prostitutes in Germany

Parking Meters Collect Sex Tax
Image courtesy of Telegraph.co.uk.

You all know how much I like to educate and inform as well as entertain with these posts, so how about we begin with some facts about Bonn, Germany.

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