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August 31, 2011

A Relaxing Vacation Filled With Ebony XXX

A Relaxing Vacation Filled With Ebony XXX
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My friends and family pity me because I never have a decent amount of money on me at any given time. My paycheck comes in, I buy my necessities, and then the bills show up. It's a perfectly balanced budget, but it also leaves absolutely no room for frivolous expenses like vacation planning. Why does that matter? Because all next week, I'll be off from work, which means I'll be at home since I don't have any cash to go out. Whereas friends are worried I'll be lonely, I'll actually be very busy getting myself some black pussy. You see, some of those necessities I buy are actually gallons of lubes and tons of Kleenex boxes. In other words, I'm well equipped for a week of watching nothing but ebony XXX.

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August 30, 2011

Handjob Videos to Make You Cum

Handjob Videos to Make You Cum
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One synonym for the handjob is a tugjob and there are plenty of handjob sites out there that gives this sex act that nickname. The problem for me when it comes to writing about handjobs is that I've never had one. I am a female and when someone diddles me (yes, diddles), it's not called a handjob. At least I've never heard it referred to as that, then again I am on the wrong side of thirty, so perhaps I'm not all that hip and young as I'd like to believe. In any case, regardless of my lack of experience in the receiving of handjobs, which I'm sure has you fascinated, I think I can be pretty discerning when it comes to handjob videos. In the spirit of this, I am about to give you three examples of handjob porn sites, so pay attention all you tugjob seekers. First, I give you Tits And Tugs.

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August 29, 2011

Why Aren't All Celebs Naked?

 Why Aren't All Celebs Naked?
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There seems to be a rite of passage in Hollywood that goes as follows: capture our hearts on-screen, pose on the red carpet, accidentally flash us pussy and/or breasts, star in a sex tape. Anybody who's anybody has done it, but I'm still left scouring the Internet for hours at a time, because of the brainless idiot who thinks it's a good idea to leave her clothes on. How selfish of these few exceptions! I want my celebs nakes at all times, darn it! Luckily for me, I know of a few celebrity porn sites out there that focus on all the naughty adventures our famous stars get up to, from their Oscar-winning love scenes to a Celebs Private Scenes that she filmed on a camcorder.

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August 28, 2011

How Come Real Life Isn't As Sexy As Erotic Cartoons?

How Come Real Life Isn't As Sexy As Erotic Cartoons?
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Have you ever heard of a series called "Bible Black?" It's an adult anime that's insanely hot and incredibly hardcore. We're talking chicks getting gangbanged, having orgies and being drenched in jizz, with even the "homely" babes having perfect, big titties and supermodel bodies. Why the heck isn't real life anywhere near as hot as these erotic cartoons? Could you imagine living in a world where the ugly chicks are perfect 10s and everybody's always willing and aching to screw your brains out? Besides being awesome, it might even save the world economy on account of how much we'd all spend on post-sex cigarettes and alcohol. Unfortunately, the world isn't like that, so we'll have to be content with sites like Titanime.

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August 27, 2011

Booze and Sex Are Staples of the Toga Party

Booze And Sex Are Staples Of The Toga Party
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Have you ever thrown a toga party? You may think all you need is just a towel or blanket wrapped around you in a Greco-Roman fashion, but actually you're also going to need lots of alcohol, condoms and lube. That's because there's lots and lots of drunk sex going down at these themed fiestas. If there isn't, then by golly, you're party just isn't historically accurate. Nor is it any fun, for that matter. After all, doing the inebriated horizontal hoo-ha isn't just a staple of the parties of old, it's also a time-honored tradition that's being celebrated at just about every Drunken Teen Orgies to this day.

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August 26, 2011

I Am Cheering for Nude Cheerleaders

I Am Cheering For Nude Cheerleaders
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There are certain roles that exist that are considered inherently sexy, like nurses, secretaries and hot cheerleaders. Oh right, and maids. Hmmm, interesting how they're all somewhat subordinate positions. I shouldn't say that, not after seeing sites that have busty bosses getting head from male mailroom employees and lady docs getting their own special exam from the new male nurse with the big instrument. In any case, we're going to talk about the cheerleader role today. With short skirts, tiny undies and short shirts, they certainly make for one enticing view, don't they? Especially when they're bending and twisting and being all shouty and enthusiastic! What's better than seeing cute cheerleaders? Seeing nude cheerleaders! And Cheerleader Auditions gives you just that!

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August 25, 2011

Hot Japanese Sites

Hot Japanese Sites
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Is it just me or are Japanese game shows absolutely insane? I'll catch clips from these shows from time to time and they always leave me scratching my head. Some Asian porn sites have the same effect on me and one such website is Wierd Japan. If you're unfamiliar with this hot Japanese site, let me just say that it's pretty unique.

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August 24, 2011

I Still Haven't Received The Perfect Blowjob

I Still Haven't Received The Perfect Blowjob
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Some people find that I'm a jerkosaurus rex. Basically, like the tyrannosaur was once king of the dinosaurs, the jerkosaur is king of the douches (and that's not French for "shower" in this case). As these people are actually my ex-girlfriends, many of them may be a bit biased. Others, not as much. You see, I've literally broken up with women in the past for their inability to give me a perfect blowjob. What can I say? Back then, I was a young and inexperienced man of only three-weeks-ago's age! I had been mesmerized by the oral action found on countless blowjob sites! Surely, I have a right to experience the same kind of pleasure that the dudes on Cock Choking Sluts get to enjoy, right?

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August 23, 2011

Naughty Teen in the Night

Naughty Teen in the Night
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I wouldn't normally mind being woken up by a naughty teen, but last night was different. It was around three in the morning and I was fast asleep, when suddenly was yanked from my slumber by the sound of a girl screaming outside my bedroom window. I immediately shot out of bed and rushed to the windows and that's where I saw a drunken babe hollering for no reason and kicking garbage cans over. Fully awake by this point, I thought about going out to give her hell, but opted to visit Euro Teen Erotica and look at teen pussy instead.

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August 22, 2011

Watching A Bizarre Sex Video Is Totally Normal

Watching A Bizarre Sex Video Is Totally Normal
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I've seen some pretty weird porn in my days and that's not just because I review it for a living (Best. Job. Ever!), either. It's also because I just love it. In this day and age, niches like reality smut and extreme hardcore or BDSM isn't as unique as it once used to be. By this I mean that it takes a really bizarre sex video to truly catch our attentions. So that secretary taking a DP from her boss and coworkers? Still hot, but it's nowhere near as shocking as what you'd see on sites like The Minion.

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August 21, 2011

You Got To Love A Chick With Big Big Tits

You Got To Love A Chick With Big Big Tits
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I almost feel like a broken record, because half my conversations tend to talk about how much I love busty babes. I'm not just talking about perky C-cups, here. I like the big big tits. You know, the ones you could literally lose yourself between. Busty Kerry Marie is a good example of what I'm referring to. You see, it's not so much that I have a one-track mind when it comes to juggs, so much as I haven't met friends who love the huge boobies as much as they should. That's my excuse, anyway.

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August 20, 2011

Surrounded By Non Nude Models

Surrounded By Non Nude Models
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I was in the club last weekend and after downing several drinks and busting some serious moves on the dance floor, I decided to rest my weary body at the table near the bar. I ordered myself another beer, kicked off the heels and sat down with a sigh. My gaze happened to stray to the area next to the bar and panned around the dance floor. This was when I noticed that I was surrounded by non nude models. Perky boobs, tight abs, round bottoms and hot clothes. I felt so inadequate. These women were stunning. Did I stumble into a club that was having some fashion event? Was Johnny Depp appearing here tonight? Not only were they attractive clothed chicks, but they danced gracefully and with style. I sighed again and I thought to myself, "what the hell, is this like an Aerobicise video or something?"

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August 19, 2011

PETA to Launch a Site Filled With Pussies. But No Animals!

Site Filled With Pussies
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PETA is getting into porn! Now, you might be thinking to yourself - based on their use of naked celebrities and sexy commercials - that the organization has already made the leap. But those softcore, albeit sexy, ads are nothing compared to what the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have in store.

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August 18, 2011

Wrapped Up In My Panty Girdle Fetish

Wrapped Up In My Panty Girdle Fetish
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Perhaps many women don't see a girdle as a piece of "sexy" lingerie. I mean we use them to suck in our fat! They're the first incarnation of what we now call Spanx. But despite giving a lady a smooth, rounded figure underneath her clothes, they can be quite enticing to the eye. The ones I used to see when I was little were the less-than-attractive ones in the department store catalogs. White, black or cream colored, they had little metal hooks and reinforced fabric and didn't exactly look all that appealing. Yet, as I look around now, I see brilliant magentas with bows, dark indigos with stripes and hot pinks with lace and pearl accents. Girdles just make me giddy, so I'm guessing I have a panty girdle fetish.

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August 17, 2011

Hot Bikini Babes Look Hotter When Naked

Hot Bikini Babes Look Hotter When Naked
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A recent study shows that men find hot bikini babes look even sexier once fully nude. And by "men," I mean me. And by "recent study," I mean last night while jerked off in front of the computer. The findings of this study showed that the less clothed the hottie, the faster my fist-wrapped cock ended up being pumped. As you can see, almost scientific evidence that proves we should be masturbating to the sight of chicks like the Women Of Playboy much, much more frequently! But don't just take my word for things. A scientific study won't be considered a law unless the experiment can be repeated by others. One look at the following sites and you'll be experimenting yourself all night long!

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August 16, 2011

Terrific Teen Porn Vids

Terrific Teen Porn Vids
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I had the best dream last night. In it, I was surrounded by naked teens who were horny as hell and looking to fuck. Being the only guy around, it was up to me to satisfy these raunchy teen chicks and satisfy them I did. Unfortunately, the hardcore pussy pounding came to an abrupt end when my alarm clock went off this morning. I'm really hoping I have the same dream tonight, so I'll be sure to visit sites with teen porn vids like Sugar Paradise before I go to bed.

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August 15, 2011

How Awesome Would It Be If We Had Weapons Of Anal Destruction?

How Awesome Would It Be If We Had Weapons Of Anal Destruction?
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Anybody who's anybody knows that a little anal penetration now and then can do wonders for your health. It stimulates glands and stuff or whatever (I'm sure that's been backed up by science somewhere). Also, it's just friggin' hot to watch. Imagine how much better the world would be if we swapped current conventions with butt fucking? Instead of riding a bike, women could ride cocks! Instead of WMDs, we'd launch weapons of anal destruction at our enemies. Everybody wins! Ok, so maybe those aren't realistic or even remotely practical examples, but I still want to see the stuff I get to enjoy on Analyzed Girls in real life a whole lot more often.

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August 14, 2011

Checking Out A Hot Porn Show

Checking Out A Hot Porn Show
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There are tons of various porn sites and fetishes, so it can be a little rough finding exactly what floats your boat, rocks your socks or just plain makes you horny. At least, it can be for you. Whenever I've got a hankering for something different, I usually check out sites like Nude Sport Videos. They're great for giving me a hot porn show that's more unique than the typical fuck and suck porno sites you'll find all over the Internet. Being the gentlemanly pervert that I am, I'll share a couple of them with you.

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August 13, 2011

Dripping Pussy For A Rainy Day

Dripping Pussy For A Rainy Day
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I had a lot of plans this weekend. I wanted to run some errands, meet some friends and get outside for some exercise and that was all shot to hell when I woke up on Saturday morning to a downpour outside. Who actually wants to step foot outside when it is raining from underneath you? It rained all through the morning and into the afternoon. I cleaned, I ate, I cleaned some more, played some Playstation and then I started to get a little cabin fever-y. Restless and irritated, I needed something to do! So, I decided that to help me deal with all the wetness outdoors, I would get a little wetness going indoors by looking at some creampie porn. A dripping pussy seemed so a propos for a such a piss-poor day weather-wise. The first stop was Girls Got Cream.

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August 12, 2011

Samantha 38G - The Gorgeous But Grounded Pornstar

Samantha 38G - The Gorgeous But Grounded Pornstar
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The voluptuous and voracious Samantha 38G has been showing off her innumerable talents for over a decade and in that time has become one of the most popular women in online porn. We spoke with her about her rise in the industry, her ideal casting and her plans for the future.

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August 11, 2011

Is That Your Cum In My Water Bottle Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Cum In My Water Bottle
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With all the public service announcements and "Law & Order: SUV" episodes dealing with roofies and their nefarious uses, women have become very aware of their surroundings and of certain precautions they must take when they are out drinking (don't accept drinks from strangers unless you watch the bartender serve it, don't leave your drink unattended, etc). But now, thanks to Michael Lallana, chicks will need to bring that same hyper-awareness to the office.

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August 9, 2011

Erotic Babes Who Leave You Mesmerized

Erotic Babes Who Leave You Mesmerized
Image courtesy of Helen Volga.

Sometimes you need to step back from all the hardcore fuck fests featuring multiple penetrations, crazy insertions and even cheesy reality setups. You know, just relax and take a bit of a break from it all. However, that doesn't mean you need to cut out pornography altogether. There are still plenty of alternatives to be found, particularly in the style of erotic babes like Helen Volga. The difference here is the artistic value that can only be obtained from viewing erotic nudes. Instead of being raw, raunchy and in your face, it's calm, sensual and equally arousing.

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August 8, 2011

Who Doesn't Love Watching Girls Squirt?

Who Doesn't Love Watching Girls Squirt?
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The last time I had the privilege of watching a female ejaculation video with a sexy lady friend, it actually wasn't an enjoyable experience. That's because she was completely grossed out by all the flowing fluids. No, you read that correctly. I actually managed to find someone who doesn't like to see girls squirt. I don't know if she's squeamish because she's some sort of Squirting Virgin or if she had a traumatic experience a few years ago involving a fire hose. Also, I don't care. Any woman who is opposed to watching gal-juice gushing out is clearly not the woman for me!

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August 7, 2011

Gimme Some Fat Booty!

Gimme Some Fat Booty!
Image courtesy of Big Ass Adventure.

I remember a time when big asses weren't considered sexy. As a woman, I've wanted my ass to be smaller for years. However, since taking this job as a porn reviewer, I've done a complete 180 and I want a large fat booty! I do squats, lunges, walk uphill and do the Stairmaster in the hopes of making that bottom rounder and higher. A nude caboose that is in prefect proportion apparently is a big pull in porn and guys and gals go ape-shit when they see a nice bouncing behind. If you're one of these people that goes bat-shit crazy when they see a rump that's worth ravishing, then you'll probably enjoy Big Ass Adventure.

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August 6, 2011

Sexy Asian Girls

Sexy Asian Girls
Image courtesy of All Gravure.

I took a stroll through the local Chinatown yesterday and my walk reminded me of just how sexy Asian girls can be. I'll definitely be making a point of walking through that part of the city more often. Then again, I don't even need to leave my house if I want to see babes from the orient because I know lots of websites that showcase Asian pussy. I'll use this blog to tell you about a few of them and I'll start with one called All Gravure.

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August 5, 2011

Well Tan My Hide And Spank Me Silly!

Well Tan My Hide And Spank Me Silly!
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I got to check out a big music festival in Montreal the other week. It was an outdoor shindig that featured dozens of bands over the course of the day. While there, I saw a Euro chick get mad at her man and start dishing out a little Russian Discipline. As a result, I was way too busy thinking about spanked asses to pay attention to the music. Instead, all I could think about was how badly I wished she would spank me instead of her lucky boyfriend.

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August 4, 2011

I Need More Than Just Hot Lingerie

I Need More Than Just Hot Lingerie
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Many people will argue that a gal can't get any hotter than when she is wearing some tiny wisp of satin or lace lingerie. I won't argue either. Whether it's a curve-hugging black and emerald green teddy or a red-hot lace camisole and thong, it always serves to up the hotness quotient by oh, a million degrees. Well, that is all fine and well, but what about what a woman chooses to wear over that hot lingerie? A tight pair of faded jeans or a short miniskirt are just as sexy and you know I gotta dive into some sites that explore these two garments. But first, I'll throw a bone to the lingerie porn fanatics and talk a little about Baby Dolls On Fire.

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August 3, 2011

If She Eats it They Will Come: Donna Simpson Wants To Be The World's Fattest Woman

Donna Simpson Wants To Be The World's Fattest Woman?
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Donna Simpson currently weighs over 600lbs, but with a mindset of what she calls "reverse anorexia" she feels too small. Yup, she weighs as much as my last five girlfriends combined. In fact, her left tit probably weighs more than one of them (she was a tiny girl, but a tiger in the sack). However, she wants to be even fatter. And she wants you to watch it happen!

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August 2, 2011

Do You Have a Girls Sneaker Fetish?

Do You Have a Girls Sneaker Fetish?
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I'll admit that I've had a girls sneaker fetish for some time now. I get a little flustered when I walk into Foot Locker and see all the new Reeboks, Nikes and Converse all lined up perfectly on the shiny walls. Ok, so I actually love to wear the shoes, but there are some peeps out there who get off on watching a gal pose and fuck in sneakers. You get to see the chick's perky boobs, smooth ass and tight pussy, but the sexiest part of her body is the sneaker-clad feet. If this sounds like something you're into, you might be interested in what this particular site.

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August 1, 2011

Do You Want to See Preggo Sex Videos, Too?

Do You Want to See Preggo Sex Videos, Too?
Image courtesy of Pregnant Wishes.

One of my best friends is a guy and he recently admitted to me that he has a porn addiction. Well, maybe not one in the clinical sense, but he claims that just can't get enough porn and he needs to watch it every day. He calls himself an addict, I call him a horndog. Potato, potato... Huh, I guess that idiom doesn't work so well in writing. Anyway, his most recent porn obsession involves preggo sex videos. He says he can't explain it, but watching a babe who is about to pop fuck is one of the hottest things for him right now. I usually joke and ask him, "What if that were you in there? And what do you tell little Jonny or Jenny when they find this when they grow up?" He shrugs and scowls at me as if I'm ruining something for him. So, note to self, don't talk about pregnant porn with that guy anymore. So, I'll discuss it with you and tell you about Pregnant Wishes.

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