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June 30, 2011

Wet Black Pussy For You And Me

Wet Black Pussy For You And Me
Image courtesy of Black Ice Pass.

I've been doing this porn reviewing thing for a while now and there are few things I've noticed when it comes to ebony porn. The babes quite rarely have their boobs enhanced and when they get down, they get down like it's their last time fucking. Not to put down any other kind of porn babe, but black dolls really know how to give it to the camera. With their dark skin, exotic faces and banging bodies, it's really quite an experience to get off to some wet black pussy. If you've never indulged in this niche, you're really missing out. If you need a place to get you started, check out Black Ice Pass.

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June 29, 2011

L.A. Stories: The "We Have More Sex" Edition

We Have More Sex
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Last week I took you to New York for some stories about lap dances being taxed and a woman walking the streets topless. Well, this week, my friends, we are heading across the country to the west coast for our next stop: the city of horny angels, Los Angeles. Where, according to a recent survey done by the Trojan condom company, people are having more sex than anywhere else in the country.

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June 28, 2011

I Think I Have A Sleep Fetish

I Think I Have A Sleep Fetish
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Let me first tell you that a sleep fetish doesn't mean you get excited (sexually I mean) by sleep. Having this kind of fetish means you're into having sexual relations with a person while they are asleep. The sites I came across mostly feature a babe as the sleeper and she gets groped, fondled, made to suck cock and fucked while she slumbers. You sometimes have to suspend your beliefs with some of this because I find it tough to believe that a chick won't wake up when a guy is pounding her slit and then creaming all over her face or body. Then again, maybe they're just deep sleepers.

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June 27, 2011

Some Babes Want One Huge Creampie After Another

Some Babes Want One Huge Creampie After Another
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I know a chick who is literally obsessed with internal cumshots. This is partly a result of coming across a site called Creampied Sweeties. Now you can never get her to take a cumshot other than inside her muff. If they're lucky, she'll let her men give her anal creampies, but that's it. Forget about nutting on her tits, because she absolutely loves taking a huge creampie.

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June 26, 2011

Cheers To Drunk Babes

Cheers To Drunk Babes
Image courtesy of Drunk Home Party.

I've never gotten so drunk that I ended up sucking and fucking in front of a crowd or with a subpar dude and I consider that a good thing - for myself. That doesn't mean I don't thoroughly enjoy watching other people do it. Liquor is a wonderful thing and I can't say that I pass up happy hour all that often (oh liver, forgive me), but it can really bite you in the ass at times. Remember that guy that looked super hot and was totally coming on to you? Yeah, that hairy, pudgy dude with the bad teeth lying next to you naked and grinning at you like you're a medium rare sirloin steak is THAT guy. Well, if you've been in that situation where you imbibed a little too much or you want to see how that kind of drunk fucking goes down with other drunk babes, head on over to Drunk Home Party.

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June 25, 2011

Watching Cheerleaders Show All Their Mommas Gave Them

Watching Cheerleaders Show All Their Mommas Gave Them
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I don't know if it's the pom poms, the sexy skirt or their insanely flexible bodies, but one thing I do know is that I love watching cheerleaders show all they're made of. The many jumps and tumbles always are always hot. Give me an S! E! X! Y! What does that spell? I have no earthly idea. I was too busy trying to score a panty shot to pay attention to what letters were used. All cheerleader porn sites guarantee that a quick glance of undies is the least that I can be treated to, which is why you'll often see me scoping out sites like Cheerleader Auditions.

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June 24, 2011

Who Doesn't Love Super Huge Tits?

Who Doesn't Love Super Huge Tits?
Image courtesy of Busty Kelly Kay.

Ok, so maybe that question isn't for everyone. I mean, I'm sure there are peeps out there who love the small ones too. And I don't want to make any small-chested sweeties feel bad. I mean I always wanted a smaller nose, so I kinda understand the sting of wanting something that only surgery (and NOT nature or hard work or luck) can't grant you. Today's discussion is about busty babes and big tits porn. You have to be pretty stacked to put that adjective in your sitename and these three big tit contenders for the gusto. Our first contestant with super huge tits Busty Kelly Kay.

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June 22, 2011

With Great Babes Come Great Responsibilities

With Great Babes Come Great Responsibilities
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In honor of my buddy Wolverine (my fellow Rabbits blogger, not the superhero), today's blog title is reminiscent of the famous Spider-Man saying that "with great power comes great responsibility". That's as far as the similarities go, because today I want to talk about great babes like the ones you'll see on DDF Beauties, not comic books. I mean, reading comics is fine and all, but wouldn't we all much rather be looking at hot babes taking off their clothes and posing for us? I know I would!

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The Best Teen BJ Ever

The Best Teen BJ Ever
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I hooked up with an 18-year-old from out of town one summer night a few years back and she gave me the most incredible teen BJ. What really made it amazing was that it was the first time that she had ever given a guy head. Call it beginner's luck if you will, but this girl could certainly have made a career out of appearing on blowjob sites. I lost touch with her, so for all I know she did. I keep that in the back of my mind and keep an eye out for the girl whenever I'm on a site like Only Teen Blowjobs.

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June 21, 2011

The Noose Hanging Fetish

The Noose Hanging Fetish
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When David Carradine, famous for his roles in the Kung Fu series and the Kill Bill movies was found dead in his hotel room in Thailand in 2009, everyone's thought was suicide. People naturally gravitated toward this thought because David was found nude and had ropes tied around his genitals and his neck. It later came out that Mr. Carradine had some hidden sexual fetishes and he was into auto-erotic asphyxiation. Although there are many ways breath play is explored, it seems David was experimenting with the noose hanging fetish.

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June 20, 2011

Hot Hollywood Actress Bed Scenes

It amazes me that people will sit through crappy movies just so they can get a quick glimpse of some famous chick's tits. I might have been able to understand this type of behavior if we were still in the pre-Internet days, but now you can go to a celebrity porn site like Mr Skin and pretty much see all the Hollywood actress bed scenes that you could ever want. Given that, why on Earth would you ever force yourself to endure an awful film again?

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June 19, 2011

A Little Ass Worship Goes A Long Way

A Little Ass Worship Goes A Long Way
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I remember a time when I wasn't as big into booties as I used to be. Back then, it was all about the titties for me. Big ones, little ones, real ones or fake ones, it really didn't matter. Now I could kick myself for having such an attitude, because I basically turned down more than one chick who had a juicy round butt for me to tap. Essentially, I ruined my odds at enjoying more than one Big Ass Adventure. Now I know better and have joined the growing ranks of men and women who dedicate themselves to ass worship.

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June 18, 2011

DC's Sexy Toon Babes Are Covering Up

DC's Sexy Toon Babes Are Covering Up
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As you may have heard, DC Comics is relaunching its entire line of books. A lot of the company's characters are getting new looks as part of the process and that includes many of the female characters. For one reason or another, the ladies of the DC Universe are being made to cover up and that's bad news if you only read comics for the scantily-clad women. If you are that type of reader, it might be time to walk away from comics and join a cartoon porn site like Bondanime instead. Sites like that will definitely take care of your need for sexy toons.

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June 17, 2011

New York Stories: The "Show Us Your Tits" Edition

Show Us Your Tits
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New York City. The Big Apple. The city that never sleeps. And, now, thanks to a state court ruling, the city that taxes lap dances. This comes up because the Nite Moves strip club claimed that they were exempt from having to pay taxes on lap dances after they were hit with a $124,921.94 tax bill after a 2005 audit. Ouch! They are going to need a bigger "champagne room" to pay all that off.

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June 16, 2011

How To Masturbate

How To Masturbate
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Having hardcore sex all the time is a pretty surefire way to get off, but it certainly isn't the only one. I know there's a negative stigma about someone who likes to masturbate every day, but deep down, those who look down on self-stimulation are really just jealous because they don't know how to do it themselves. So in order to stop all the hating and promote more self-loving, I've compiled a couple of handy tips (see what I did there?) to better beat your bushes and polish your knobs.

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June 15, 2011

Fucking A Cute Asian

Fucking A Cute Asian
Image courtesy of Idols 69.

I love fucking a cute Asian whenever I get the chance. I love the way that Japanese chicks squeal as you fill their asian pussy with cock. I love how hot the babes on Idols 69 look. I love how good they are at giving me blowjobs. I hate how last week's date dumped me for a black guy, though. I mean, who focuses on race alone, am I right? Oh, wait. Is this one of those poetic justice scenarios I keep hearing about? Ah, whatever. As long as I've got my Asian porn, I should be happy enough to last me until I meet another Chinese chick to bone.

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June 14, 2011

Hotels Featuring Virtual Sex: The Future Is Looking Very Friendly!

Hotels Featuring Virtual Sex
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I love hotels. Everything is better in hotels. The food tastes better, naps are more rejuvenating, showers get you cleaner and, of course, the sex is awesome! But if you thought hotels were amazing now, just wait 20 years.

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June 13, 2011

Don't Mind Me, I Love The Mind Control Fetish!

Don't Mind Me, I Love The Mind Control Fetish
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Whenever I see hypnosis being performed, I am always a little skeptical. I mean is that person clucking like a chicken because they want some attention or because they are really in a deep trance and are being compelled to do it. The mind control fetish (or hypno fetish) has a lot to do with dominance and submission, but it is a little more complex than that. Actually those into this fetish supposedly get aroused by the practice (or perceived practice) of altering the way the mind thinks, works or perceives.

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June 12, 2011

My Journey Into Anal Sex Sites

My Journey Into Anal Sex Sites
Image courtesy of Gaping Angels.

So, you know what there isn't any shortage of in online porn? Anal. Yes, whether it's a dude or a chick getting humped in their Hershey highway, there is a lot of bumhole banging. I've seen cornholes pumped with cum, pump out cum, pumped with a penis enlarger, get stretched, licked, forced inside out and fondled, stroked and sucked. What a wonderful few weeks it has been. One unfortunate thing (or fortunate depending on your personal preference) about anal sex is that when the phallus (or toy or vegetable, bottle, bowling pin, baseball bat or stack of candles) comes out, it leaves a gaping hole. This anal phenomenon can be seen in depth on Gaping Angels.

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June 11, 2011

Viewing Vintage Porn Videos

Viewing Vintage Porn Videos
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I sometimes like to check out garage sales and that's exactly what I did this past weekend. I got lucky and grabbed some good stuff for practically nothing, but one seller made a point of telling me that I missed out on some old porn magazines that he had sold earlier in the day. I guess he thought that I'd be interested in them. I have no need for old porn mags, though, because I can watch vintage porn videos on hot xxx websites like Retro Raw whenever I want.

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June 10, 2011

Are You An Amateur Voyeur?

Are You An Amateur Voyeur?
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So apparently I'm an amateur voyeur. At first, I thought the expression referred to voyeur smut starring amateur performers. I suppose it still does, but in regards to me, it means I have a long way to go before I'll ever be able to successfully spy some Public Place Pussy. Apparently, no kind of camo fatigues are very helpful at keeping you hidden in a woman's changing room at the mall, so after hours, I intend on setting up some spy cams to capture all the steamy action for me. While waiting for the mall to close, I'll likely go check out a couple of porn sites to satisfy my desires.

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June 9, 2011

Tease Me With Softcore Sex

Tease Me With Softcore Sex
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My friend is a photography major who's working on her final portfolio so she can graduate to the next level of courses at our local university. Normally, she tends to focus on trees and architecture, so her professor suggested she try and shake things up. That's where her erotic photography pictures come in. To give you an idea as to what they're like, the more tame softcore sex pics in her portfolio are just like the kinds you'd see on Pin Up Wow. In other words: hot.

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June 8, 2011

How To Eat Pussy

My friend's not satisfied in the bedroom lately, so I asked if I could help out by writing an article on how to eat pussy for her lover to read. Hopefully, he won't be the only one learning something from this, because it seems that hardcore porn has created a few misconceptions about it.

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June 7, 2011

Jerking Off To Porn Babes

Jerking Off To Porn Babes
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My girlfriend is out of town for a few days and that means that I have to cook and clean for myself until she gets back. It also means that I have to take care of my own sexual needs until my girlfriend comes home. I'm a little worried about having to cook and clean, but I can assure you that I can handle jerking off to porn babes for a couple of days. I've been doing it since I discovered that my dick was good for more than just pissing and I've never grown tired of it, so you can bet your ass that I'll be heading to some hot porn sites like Watch You Jerk the second that I start to get horny.

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June 6, 2011

Erotic Spanking Vids Make Me Horny

erotic spanking vids make me horny
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When I first started in this porn-reviewing biz, I couldn't understand the appeal of spanking porn. I mean, butts are a big turn-on, I get that, but I didn't understand how people got off on either slapping people on the rear or getting slapped on the backside. It just gave me flashbacks of my younger days when my aunt would threaten to smack by tender bottom with a wooden spoon if I didn't pick up all my toys and be a good girl. I was deathly afraid of getting spanked with that large wooden spoon. She never made good on her threat as I highly doubt she had the guts or desire to do it. After trying my own wooden spoon treatment on my own cheeks (I wanted to see how it really felt), I realize that I'm pretty thankful that she didn't. That shit hurts! The erotic spanking vids on Bad Tushy aren't going to bring you any pain though, just pure spanking pleasure.

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June 5, 2011

Porn Sites Need To Incorporate Virtual Reality Software

Porn Sites Need To Incorporate Virtual Reality Software
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With the Nintendo Wii ushering in motion-capture video games and James Cameron's Avatar bringing back 3D technology, I find that the entertainment industry is becoming more and more interactive. However, the reality porn sites aren't keeping up fast enough to satisfy me. I want these guys to be the leaders in virtual reality software. The next time I want see a hardcore scene starring a Policeman who fucks a chick instead of giving her a ticket, I want to imagine I'm either banging his sexy female partner or that I flat-out am him.

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June 4, 2011

Treat Yourself To Some Pussy Squirting

Treat Yourself To Some Pussy Squirting
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Who doesn't love singing in the rain, especially when the rain in question isn't water, but female ejaculation? With the summer months heating things up, I find that watching a pussy squirting is better than pool water. Not in the sense that it cools you down, so much as that it really hits the spot. Because the action seen on sites like Squirting 101 is guaranteed to heat you up even more so!

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June 3, 2011

Utah Makes It Illegal To Not Be A Prostitute

Be A Prostitute
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Did you know that in Pennsylvania it is against the law to sleep outside on a refrigerator? In Texas it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing and it is also against the law to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. And in Utah it is a crime to act like a hooker! The problem is that while those first three laws are all old and obviously never enforced, the Utah law is brand new.

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June 2, 2011

Kate Middleton And Prince William Argue Seven Times A Day

Kate Middleton And Prince William
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We've all done it. You're out with your significant other and see another couple arguing. You look at each other with that look that says, "We don't fight like that very often. We are such a better couple than they are." Well, no you aren't! Because according to a recent study, couples bicker about 2,455 times a year, which averages out to close to seven times a day. And we can break it down even further with our good friend mathematics.

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June 1, 2011

The Non Nude Model Who Stole My Heart

The Non Nude Model Who Stole My Heart
Image courtesy of Naughty Paige.

Not many people realize this, but there's actually such a thing as non nude porn. That's because not many men and women have mastered the art of seduction while fully dressed. I however, have recently had the bittersweet experience of meeting a women who has. It's sweet because seeing this non nude model in action is a surefire way to get me off, but bitter in the sense that she's sleeping with someone else. Fate's a fickle beast to make me fall for someone with a husband. Luckily there are still plenty of sites online where I can enjoy seeing a not-so-naked performance whenever I feel like it, thanks to sexy little spitfires like Naughty Paige.

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