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April 30, 2011

Busty Cheerleaders Pep Me Up

Busty Cheerleaders Pep Me Up
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Football season is over but the hockey playoffs are still in the first round as I write this. Unlike football, hockey doesn't have sexy babes in uniform waving pom poms back and forth at the edge of a field. However, if you check out the stands, you can still see some fans passing what must be Cheerleader Auditions anyway. That's because these busty cheerleaders are more than happy to bounce up and down in order to motivate the crowd and their home team. They're also usually nice and nipple-y because of how cold the arena is, which always motivates me to check out some cheerleader porn instead of the game.

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April 29, 2011

This Week in Dicks - Condoms Keep You Hard And Hip-Hop Hard-ons

It's that time again where we find all of the penises buried in the headlines. Welcome to This Week In Dicks.

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Drunk Coeds Keep Me Up

Drunk Coeds Keep Me Up
Image courtesy of They Drunk.

I had some trouble sleeping last night and it's all because I had drunk girls hanging outside my door last night. Two or three years ago I would have invited them in and fucked them silly, but these days I'm living with a long-term girlfriend, so inviting randoms in for sex is a major no-no. So instead of screwing drunk coeds myself, I now find myself living vicariously through guys who take advantage of drunk sluts on sites like They Drunk.

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April 28, 2011

Lucky Couple Wins Job As Sex Toy Testers

Sex Toy Testers
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You might remember that a couple of years ago the Australian tourism bureau held a competition to find someone for what they called "the best job in the world." The job would require the winner to live in a fantastic house on a beautiful island in the Great Barrier Reef for six months. While there they would be required to write a weekly blog. And for their "troubles" they would get paid $110,000. There were over 34,000 applications.

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What Makes The Best Blowjob Porn?

What Makes The Best Blowjob Porn
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There are tons of elements that contribute to a blowjob porn site. There are the facials, the gagging, the deep throating. And there are many blowjob sites that focus on just these elements. Today I am going to tackle another element and this is the glory hole. Can you imagine just heading into a stall and having a penis flop out of a hole? Well, the gals on glory holes sites usually get pretty around proceed to give some of the best blowjobs of their lives. That's kind of like how the action goes on Gloryhole Initiations.

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April 27, 2011

Viagra To Get You Drunk And Help You Climb Mt. Everest (Not Necessarily At The Same Time).

Viagra To Get You Drunk
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What do the upcoming Royal Wedding and climbing Mount Everest have in common? Well, they both involve lots of planning, special clothing, a Sherpa and they both have recently been associated with Viagra. Okay, one of those four isn't true. As far as I know, William and Kate aren't using a Tibetan man to carry their stuff to the ceremony.

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Forget Panties! Let's Explore The Bra Fetish

Forget Panties! Let's Explore The Bra Fetish
Image courtesy of Lingerie Videos.

We have just under 160 porn sites listed in our lingerie category on Rabbits Reviews and I just realized that we don't seem to have a single one that focuses on the bra fetish. That is just preposterous! What do all the bra fetishists do for some porn? It may not be difficult to find some smut that features a gal pleasuring herself or having sex in her bra, but what if your bra fetish goes further than that?

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April 26, 2011

Why I Love Banging An Asian Sweetie

Why I Love Banging An Asian Sweetie
Image courtesy of Asian American Girls.

Whether it's doing them from behind or while having them ride on top, I just love banging an Asian sweetie. I love the look in their eyes while I'm driving my dick home deep inside their pussies. I'm also quite fond of the way they sound while they cum. That's why I check out Asian porn sites practically every day. I couldn't care less if they were from Osaka or if they were homegrown Asian American Girls, as long as I get to watch them cum!

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April 25, 2011

Hot Sexy Babes Make The World Go Round

Hot Sexy Babes Make The World Go Round
Image courtesy of Ron Harris Studio.

Not too long ago, I got to have a threesome with a couple of hot sexy babes. It was easily the best 15 minutes of my life. Hey, no laughing! I'd like to see you hold out longer with two gorgeous chicks at the same time! Anyway, since then, all I can think about are nude babes 24 hours a day, seven days a week! I tried organizing another threesome, but it would seem that kind of luck only strikes about as often as lightning. So for the foreseeable future, it looks like I'll just have to make do with porn sites like Ron Harris Studio.

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April 24, 2011

Searching For Some Anime Cartoon XXX

Searching For Some Anime Cartoon XXX
Image courtesy of Puuko.

I watch anime all the time. Dragonball Z, Record of Lodoss War and Ghost In The Shell are just some of the many titles I watch on a very regular basis. Every time there's a moment of "fan service" (panty shots, cleavage zoom-ins and full-frontal nudity), I stop and wish I could watch some actual cartoon XXX action instead of what's being jokingly alluded to here. It's around this point when I realize that the Internet is loaded with cartoon porn and start jumping for joy before I begin stroking my stick. One site that you'll often see me checking out is called Lestai.

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April 23, 2011

I Wish My Date Had Nice Big Tits

I Wish My Date Had Nice Big Tits
Image courtesy of Playboys Busty Babes.

I love nice big tits. I love their look, I love their feel and I especially love stuffing my dick between a set of jumbo juggs. I couldn't care less if they are real titties, fake hooters, on mature chicks or sexy teens. As long as I've got a pair of big boobs to play with, I'm usually a happy man. In light of this, I hope you can empathize with me when I tell you that the woman I've been seeing lately has a set of small ones. We're talking A-cups, my friends, which are the polar opposites of a set of Major Cans. She's great and all, while the sex is amazing, but it would be a lot better if her knockers were a lot bigger.

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April 22, 2011

Let's Get Into Some Bizarre Sex

Let's Get Into Some Bizarre Sex
Image courtesy of The Minion.

So, I review porn for a living. Not a newsflash for any of you really, but I can get a little bored at times. What? Getting bored of porn? It is just that a lot of it is so predictable. Guy comes on to girl, she reacts favorably (which bestows such wonderful names on her, which I won't repeat, but c'mon, just because a gal like to have sex doesn't mean she deserves a title like that) and then she goes down on him, he maneuvers her in all sorts of positions and then cums all over her waiting face. What? Me? Bitter? No way! What I am trying to say is that there are some sites out there that give you some bizarre sex that tickles your funny bone as well as your privates. You can get your first dose of bizarre porn on The Minion.

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April 21, 2011

This Week in Dicks: Can You Grow Your Penis, Iceland Penis Museum, Penis Painting.

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Welcome to a new weekly feature here at Rabbit's Reviews, where we scour the news and see what is going on with one of our favorite appendages. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be amazed at just how often penises find their ways into the headlines. Let's take a measure of this week in dicks.

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April 20, 2011

Do You Get Off On Pregnant Sex?

Do You Get Off On Pregnant Sex?
Image courtesy of Asian Prego.

Babes can get exceedingly horny when they're preggers, so it's not surprising that they want to have some sex. I'm not really sure what the turn-on is in regards to pregnant porn, but hey, my motto is "if you've never tried, don't knock it." Is the big bellies? The bulging tits? The fact that there's another little human growing inside there? I know some dudes get off on the lactating. Hmmm. Maybe if I peruse some pregnant sex sites, I'll get a little more insight. Let's begin with Asian Prego.

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April 19, 2011

My Growing Long Hair Fetish

My Growing Long Hair Fetish
Image courtesy of Foxy Anya.

Having a hair fetish is called trichophilia. First, before the porn (stop groaning), I am going to hit you with a little history of the long hair fetish. It's actually rooted in ancient Greece and beauty and strength were associated with long tresses. Okay, history lesson over. Now, take out your Science books. Hair length is supposed to be also related to female attractiveness and the quality and length of said hair acts as a sign of the lady's youth, health and potential for reproduction.

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April 18, 2011

How To Pop Your Own Cherry

Pop Your Own Cherry

Today marks the first time I've ever written a "How To" blog posting here on Rabbits Reviews, so I find it deliciously appropriate that the topic is about instructing you on the best way to pop your own cherry. You know, since we're basically popping our "How To" cherries here. But just to be clear, My Precious Virgins, we're going to be talking about the original meaning of the term: the breaking of a woman's hymen.

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I Renounced Religion And Took Up Ass Worship

I Renounced Religion And Took Up Ass Worship
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I was raised as a Catholic until I was old enough to make my own decisions. At that point, I became a non-practicing Christian. As I became more educated about the world and the Bible, agnosticism made the most sense to me. Now I'm taking the next step in religious beliefs, which consists of dedicating oneself to ass worship. Goodbye sometimes-wrathful creator gods and hello ass porn! No more fasts and self-punishment for me! From now, I'll be living one Big Ass Adventure after another! Bum puns totally intended, by the way.

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April 17, 2011

Getting Off On Anal Sex Videos

Getting Off On Anal Sex Videos
Image courtesy of Captain Stabbin.

Do you love watching a chick (or dude) get their asses pounded in anal sex videos? Does it fascinate you to watch that anus expand to accommodate an erect boner (or toy)? If you've answered in the affirmative to these two questions, it sounds to me like you have an affinity for anal hardcore and you might need a dose of anal porn stat. Are you excited? We're going on an anal adventure, so strap yourselves in (or ladies, grab your strapons) and away we go to Captain Stabbin.

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April 16, 2011

Tasty Teenage Pussy

Tasty Teenage Pussy
Image courtesy of Urban Teen Models.

Some people refer to a woman's muff as a clam. I find that's a horrible example. A babe's love box is a lot tastier than that, especially whenever it's a teenage pussy that we're talking about. To be fair, I might be a little biased. I tend to love everything about naked teens, especially their naughty bits. That's why you'll often see me checking out sites like Urban Teen Models with a box of Kleenex nearby and my hands down my pants.

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April 15, 2011

Peeping Toms Are Misunderstood

Peeping Toms Are Misunderstood
Image courtesy of Public Place Pussy.

The Lonely Island has a new song about being a creep, but I was a little offended when it sings about how staring at people while they change clothing is considered one of the criterions. Why single out the peeping toms as creepy? All they want is to watch people get naked and get it on. If it were so wrong, would the Internet have spawned such a slew of voyeur porn sites? Of course not! Meanwhile, if the creepy aspect is that the people having sex don't know they're being watched, then how come some of those peeping sites are like They Did Not Know? I say the peeper gets a bad rap in today's society and that's got to change!

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April 14, 2011

Sexy Nude Babes Rock My World

Sexy Nude Babes Rock My World
Image courtesy of Playboys Sexy Wives.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please? I have an announcement to make and that is that sexy nude babes rock. In the last year or so, the feminist movement in my area got the law changed so that men can only go topless at beaches and other locations where partial or full nudity is expected. You still see it everywhere, but now they can get fined for it. Personally, I think they should have done the opposite and made it so women could also go topless everywhere, like how you often see in softcore porn. I mean, who doesn't want to see hot babes like the chicks from Playboys Sexy Wives walking around in the buff all day?

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April 13, 2011

Green Sex

Green Sex


Earlier this week someone told me that April was Green Sex Toy Month. Right away I had a few thoughts about what that might entail. My first idea was painting my vibrator green. (Yes, I have a vibrator. It is a great thing to have when you have a lady over. Every guy should have one. Trust me! Your woman will be "very grateful," if you know what I mean.)

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Sites That Foster Masturbation Encouragement

Sites That Foster Masturbation Encouragement
Image courtesy of Vintage Classic Porn.

I heard that the Bible says if you masturbate, you become unclean for the rest of the day. That's preaching to the choir, my friends! Whenever I check out some hot porn sites, I always end up being covered in so much jizz that it takes hours to clean it all up. That's because any adult website worth its salt tends to serve as a masturbation encouragement device. Why else would we check out something like Vintage Classic Porn? I don't look at this kind of smut just to take a trip down memory lane, you know!

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April 12, 2011

Your Girl Fart Fetish Blows Me Away

Your Girl Fart Fetish Blows Me Away
Image courtesy of TheFartGirls.com.

Okay, so I've been exploring some different fetishes for a couple of weeks now and I can't say it has all been easy. It isn't tough accepting what people are into because everyone is different and everything from feet to navel lint can turn us on (and off). The hard part has been finding some resources on the fetish. I thought I would have the same problem with this topic, but I must say, I didn't have a problem at all. People all over the Web are interested in the girl fart fetish. Yes, females cutting the cheese, squeezing the mustard, floating an air biscuit, letting one rip, setting off stink bombs, etc. No matter what you choose to call it, the ladies are doing it and people want to watch.

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April 11, 2011

They Know How To Make A Woman Squirt

They Know How To Make A Woman Squirt
Image courtesy of Squirt Coach.

It's a rainy day here in the city and I'm soaked to the bone because I got caught in the downpour without an umbrella. Now, I don't mind getting soaked if I'm taking a shower or fucking ejaculating babes, but I hate getting drenched if all I'm doing is trying to get from one place to another. Needless to say, I'm in a foul mood and I may need to calm down by checking out sites like Squirt Coach, where the women are hot and the men know how to make a woman squirt.

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April 10, 2011

I Want My Virtual Reality Porn

I Want My Virtual Reality Porn
Image courtesy of Hunting For Pussy.

In a world where technological advancements are happening every day, one has to stop and marvel at all the tools humanity has invented to make society better. I'm talking about inventions like the fleshlight and dildo, the cell phone camera that lets me send pics of my dick to my coworkers and the QWERTY keyboard that makes it easier to text sweet nothings to my honeys, like "wut R U wearing." But that said, where the hell are all the virtual reality sex machines we were promised? I'm tired of Hunting For Pussy at the clubs! Let me plug some device into a computer so I can plug my cock into a computer-generated hottie! I guess I'll just have to content myself with looking at reality porn sites for the foreseeable future.

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April 9, 2011

MILF Blowjobs Are Always The Best

MILF Blowjobs Are Always The Best
Image courtesy of Hot MILF Club.

Ok, so I recently just had an impromptu college reunion. It ended up just being me and my former teacher, because we had bumped into each other in an alley. Rather, I encountered her in an alley and then bumped into her mouth. You know what? MILF blowjobs are awesome. Ever since that night, I've been dying to get my hands on a couple of older MILFs for a wild threesome. No luck as of yet, but in the meantime, I've got plenty of great sites like Hot MILF Club for all my masturbatory needs.

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April 8, 2011

A Special Deal For A Special Porn Fan

A Special Deal For A Special Porn Fan
Image courtesy of Reality Kings.

Hello! This is the porn fairy here, back again to give you a head's up on a pretty sweet deal. Reality Kings, yeah, you know those guys, they're having a little special on some of their XXX sites. It's like a porn sale. Everything must cum! Twelve of their sites are priced at $9.95 a month, but you only have a few days to take advantage of this deal. The offer ends on Monday, April 11, 2011, so break out the plastic people and start enjoying some porn! Let me give you a little description of what to expect from some of these sites.

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April 7, 2011

March's Top 10 Porn Sites

March, Top, Porn, Sites
March's Top 10 Porn Sites

Hey, did you survive March Madness? Even if you're not into hoops, we've got some action involving balls (and boobs) that will make you dribble! It doesn't involve impressive layups, but you'll definitely see some players get laid. You won't see penalty shots, but you'll see some serious money shots. You'll definitely want to score some courtside seats to some of these great sites:

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I Love Flexible Women

I Love Flexible Women
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My girlfriend has decided that she thinks I should start doing yoga with her, but I'll tell you right now that it's not going to happen. The skinny guys in her yoga DVDs creep me out and I have no intention of wasting what little free time I have watching them contort their bodies in unnatural ways. I'd much rather spend my free time visiting porn sites or even sexy non nude sites. I suppose I could meet my girlfriend halfway, though, and watch some Aerobicise videos with her. After all, I'm always down with watching flexible women do their thing.

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April 6, 2011

A Man, His Wife, And 240 Sex Dolls



If you were to tell me there was a 60-year-old British man who lived in a small house in Manley, Herefordshire with his 55-year-old wife and they had the world's largest collection of something and then asked me to guess what that collection was, I could tell you right now what my first three guesses would be: tea sets, royal memorabilia, or VHS tapes of every episode of Coronation Street and Doctor Who. You could have given me 30 more guesses and I still wouldn't have said sex dolls. But with that 34th guess, I would have finally gotten it right!

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April 5, 2011

White Chicks And Black Dicks

White Chicks And Black Dicks
Image courtesy of Barbie Cummings.

You may have met people addicted to booze or drugs during your lifetime, but have you ever met anyone addicted to black dicks? Whether you have or haven't, I'm going to use this blog to introduce you to a few ladies who just can't be satisfied by anything other than interracial fucking. So without further ado, allow me to present Candy Monroe, Spring Thomas and Barbie Cummings.

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April 4, 2011

Tell Me About Your Weird Nipple Fetish

Tell Me About Your Weird Nipple Fetish
Image courtesy of Its Real.

Okay peeps, today we're talking about weird nipples and the people who love them. What can be classified as a "weird nipple" you ask? Well, I would assume that it would be anything out of the ordinary, like puffy, long or oddly shaped. And those with a weird nipple fetish are turned on by them. I admit that I can see the allure of puffy nipples. They look so soft and enticing. The areola is like the whipped, pillowy frosting sitting on the top of a yummy cupcake and the actual nip is the succulent cherry on top. Okay, now I don't know if I'm hungry or horny.

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Take Me To The Land Of Erotic Spanking

Take Me To The Land Of Erotic Spanking
Image courtesy of Bad Tushy.

Nothing beats the sight of a sexy, spanked ass (Get it? "Beats?" "Spanked?" Ha!). I just love seeing a chick bend over and have her booty slapped, caned and taken a belt to. Now some might say that means I have a kinky fetish. Those "some" would be absolutely right, because if a place out there existed that served as the world's resident erotic spanking land, then that might very well be where I'd make my home. I have no shame in admitting that I love beating my meat stick to the sight of a Bad Tushy turning red from a booty tapping.

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April 3, 2011

Looking For Some Online Wankoff Movies

Looking For Some Online Wankoff Movies
Image courtesy of Joey Silvera.

When I say that I'm scouring the Internet for some wankoff movies, I'm not necessarily referring to masturbation vids. Sure, those are hot, too, but what I'm specifically talking about is any movie that will cause my hands to go down my pants and start a-jerkin'. You know, "motivational" movies. There are lots of porn video clips splattered all across the World Wide Web, but I want the best of the best, the raunchiest of the raw and the hottest hardcore possible. Sites like Joey Silvera are perfect for helping me out in that department.

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April 2, 2011

Sexy Lingerie Gets Me Going

Sexy Lingerie Gets Me Going
Image courtesy of Baby Dolls On Fire.

There are so many types of lingerie and quite honestly, I love them all. Stockings make you feel sensual, white cotton panties make you feel playful and there isn't a lacy thong in the world that won't make our man stand at attention in more ways than one. There are plenty of lingerie porn sites out there and they encompass pretty much every type of sexy lingerie too. Baby Dolls On Fire focuses on the itty bitty nightie, so let's see what sweet dreams might come of a membership here.

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April 1, 2011

April Fool's Day Porn


Movie courtesy of Brazzers Networks.

The Brazzers Network has a tradition of doing an April Fool's Day video each and every year. This time around, they've gone with a shoot on Real Wife Stories that's hilarious. Watch this preview and enjoy a lighthearted, but definitely hardcore porn prank.

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The Hottest Pornstars (According To My Friends)

The Hottest Pornstars (According To My Friends)
Image courtesy of Hanna Hilton.

I went out for drinks with three friends of mine on the weekend and after talking hockey for a bit, we got to discussing who we considered to be the hottest pornstars. We couldn't come to any kind on consensus, but none of us would have turned down a night with any of the famous porn stars brought up during our conversation. I won't sit here and list them all, but I will tell you that my buddies brought up names like Briana Banks, Hanna Hilton and Raylene Richards on more than one occasion.

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