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October 31, 2008

'Tis The Season For Weird Porn

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All through my neighborhood, decorations are up for Halloween which this year is on a Friday. I'm looking forward to getting into my shortest naughty nurse outfit, my shiniest thigh-high boots and giving my sweetie the late-night exam he so deserves. A costumed marathon that comes upon us every year needs a warm up, so this week I'm recommending my favorite weird sex sites. Not only will the foamy lather on Ass Smoothie will definitely change your mind about fountain sodas, but weird porn sites all over can give you extra inspiration this October 31st.

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October 30, 2008

Teen Girls Playing Around... In My Pants!

Teen Girls Playing Around... In My Pants!
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The other day I was watching some teen girls playing around on a beach at an all-inclusive resort while some other naked teens brought me a whole tray full of pina coladas. It was one of the greatest experiences of my life. Hanging out in the hot sun with all these hot chicks that were there just for me was too much for me to bear and so, finally, I had to wake up. I found that, instead of lying on a beach, I was in my bed and the heater wasn't working and it had just started to snow and I was freezing cold. You see, I wasn't on a beach at all, as it turns out. I had been having Teen Dreams! Still, a dream like that, however disappointing it might be that it was not real, is much better than any other dream. Sometimes, you just get what you get and that's all you get and you have to learn to be thankful for it.

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October 29, 2008

Lions and Tigers and Porn Movies Online, Oh My!

Lions and Tigers and Porn Movies Online, Oh My!
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My girlfriend and I were going to go out and hit the town the other night, but at the last minute we decided to stay in and just watch some TV. As I flipped through the channels, I landed on a station that was broadcasting The Wizard of Oz. My girl wanted to watch it, so I begrudgingly agreed to sit through it for as long as I could. After tolerating as many munchkins as I could, I got fed up and half-jokingly suggested that we go to my room and watch porn videos. To my surprise, my girlfriend thought that was a great idea, so we hurried off to my bedroom, logged on to Ultra DVD Pass website and spent the evening watching porn movies online.

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October 28, 2008

Big Boobs Bouncing Happily

Big Boobs Bouncing Happily
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There are many names that we give to these terribly fascinating globes of pleasure. We call them funbags, tits, boobs, gazongas, breasts, headlights, hangers, glands, bosoms, bust, lady lumps, hooters, jugs, the twins and sometimes just good old fashioned knockers and melons. Whatever it is that you call them, it's quite probable that, like most guys (and many girls), you've got a fascination with huge boobs that can not be quelled. It is, however, worth trying to find out as much as possible about them and the way to do that is to check out sites with amazingly beautiful chicks like Claudia Marie with her big boobs bouncing.

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October 27, 2008

Sperm Swapping Sluts Share A Cock

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Every man's dream is to be with two chicks at once. Just check out a site such as Sperm Swap and you'll see what I mean. There's nothing sweeter than seeing two ladies savoring their just reward for making one guy so very, very lucky. That's what today's story is all about...

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October 24, 2008

Group Sex Keeps You Warm At Night

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The weather is turning once again to cooler temperatures and more indoor activities. Of course, you could easily just find the hottest person you know and hole up with them, but on the coldest evenings, you can expect satisfaction through the whole night from just one person. Get ready to get next to your hottest, closest friends who will keep you warm at night with hot group sex. Check out mega-sites like Gang Banged Babes for a huge archive of porn, or just kick back on your favorite bukkake site. Whatever your preference, gangbang orgies are the best way to keep yourself warm and occupied this fall.

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October 23, 2008

Hot Asian Porn Sluts

Hot Asian Porn Sluts
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Order a little from column A and a little from column B. It doesn't matter what you get, hot Asian porn will give you a buffet of sweet, but not sour pussy and will have you dipping your egg roll in plum sauce before you know what's hit you. We all know that Oriental babes are the horniest chicks on the planet. These very clever babes have centuries worth of hardcore sexual training and it certainly shows when you see them on sites like Mr Chews Asian Beaver. You can't go wrong with the spectacularly sexy babes of the Orient.

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October 22, 2008

Famous Pornstar Jenna Jameson: The Stan Lee of Smut?

Famous Pornstar Jenna Jameson: The Stan Lee of Smut?
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I was out comic shopping yesterday when I noticed a few issues that were on sale for 25 cents. Among them was one called "Shadow Hunter," which was actually created by none other than famous pornstar Jenna Jameson and was somewhat ironically published by "Virgin Comics." With my curiosity piqued, I picked it up and was pleasantly surprised. The art was fantastic and the story was a lot better than one might expect considering the series was conceptualized by one of the world's most well-known pornstars. As much as I enjoyed it though, I still think that I prefer Jenna's videos over her comics. If you feel the same as me, you should go visit the Club Jenna website.

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October 21, 2008

Great Blowjobs Are Good To Find

Great Blowjobs Are Good To Find
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There's an old saying that states that you should never look a gift horse in the mouth. The reason behind this is that you don't want to insult the person that gave it to you by inspecting its teeth and gums before accepting it. Instead, you should just take it and be thankful. By the same token, one should never, ever refuse blow jobs for any reason. The worst hummer is still way better than the best kick in the ass, so if some Blowjob Junkie offers to get on her knees and suck your dick then don't bother looking at her mouth; just shove your cock in it. Great blowjobs make for a lifetime full of memories, so never, ever look any gift whores in the mouth. Until she's gotten a mouthful of your jizz and you want to watch her blow bubbles with it, that is.

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October 20, 2008

Drunk Slut Seduction

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There's nothing like trying some drunk slut seduction. Get the chick wasted enough and you might just get to stick your dick into one of her Drunken Holes. That's what happens to the young lady in our story this week. She drinks instead of eats, but ends up swallowing a cock with her hungry hole to satisfy her savage drunken hunger.

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October 17, 2008

When You Want Hardcore Pussy Fucking

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It doesn't always take complicated action and drawn out stories to capture your interest in a porn site. Flicking through some of my favorites this week reminded me that after a hard day at work and lots of demands for your time from friends and loved ones, it's nice to kick back with simple hardcore pussy fucking when you get home. Hardcore sex is at the very core of all pornography. You'll like the simplicity of Whale-Tailn and other hardcore sex sites with a basic premise that delivers on its promises.

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October 16, 2008

Blonde On Blonde Not Just A Dylan Album Anymore

Blondes On Blondes Not Just A Dylan Album Anymore
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In 2006, You Tube was voted the Invention of the Year by Time Magazine. The world is changing rapidly and technology is the biggest part of that change and sites like You Tube are helping to bring people closer together. Myself, I spend a good deal of time going through links on the site and looking at all kinds of ridiculous, time-wasting stuff that is, almost always, at least entertaining. Now, it's nice to be entertained, by why not be informed at the same time? It's a bit like killing two bags of chips with one stone, to update the old adage to our modern times. So, that's why I love it when I see something like this video that shows a little bit of the blonde on blonde action you'll find at 1by Day. Take a look and vote for this great video.

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What Happened to the 'Erotic' in Hollywood?

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I try to see as many movies as humanly possible. I get more of my fill of porn on a daily basis, so what I mean is that every Friday night I shell out some bucks at the cinema. Over the couple of years, I've seen way cool hyper-styled cheese flicks like "300", fascinating dramatic portraits like "Fur" and even some disturbingly confusing but interesting avant-garde films like "Inland Empire" (disturbingly confusing but interesting is David Lynch though, so it was to be expected). However, something is missing from Hollywood these days, other than good scripts I mean, and that's SEX. I guess you could always check out our list of porno flicks to get your fix instead. However, I still yearn for more sexiness Hollywood style as you find on Mr Skin.

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October 15, 2008

Don't Pull Your Hair Out Looking For Hairy Pussy Porn

Don't Pull Your Hair Out Looking For Hairy Pussy Porn
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I'll sometimes let my facial hair grow and my girlfriend absolutely hates it when I do. Recently, she decided that she'd let her pubes grow in an effort to teach me a lesson and get me to shave more often. It seemed like a good plan in theory, but it wound up being a colossal failure for a couple of reasons. I actually don't mind a hairy bush, so the fact that she stopped shaving didn't bother me. The other problem with the plan was that my girlfriend didn't take into account how much she actually hated having a bush herself. After just a couple of days, she gave up and got rid of her pubes again because she just couldn't stand having them anymore. Luckily, I can still check out sites like Super Bush, if I want to see the ladies au naturel.

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October 14, 2008

Web Cam Girls Are Live And Luscious

Web Cam Girls Are Live And Luscious
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Sometimes, I'll be sitting at home by myself and start feeling like I might like to chat with somebody. I'll reach for the phone, but then realize that most of the people I'm going to talk to probably aren't going to want to talk about sex. Not that I need to talk about sex all the time, it's just that I want to. Then, it occurs to me that if I checked out any number of sex webcams, I could be chatting to naked chicks. So, that's pretty much what I do. Instead of wasting my time watching reality TV shows like Big Brother, I can enrich my life by having stimulating conversations with web cam girls that shove dildos up their twats like the chicks at Big Sister Live Sex. And my colleagues think I lead an uninteresting and unfulfilling life. Pshaw!

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October 13, 2008

Hot Naked Model Fuck

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Check out the ladies on Digital Desire. They might only do softcore poses solo or in pairs, but you'l be imagining a long hard hot naked model fuck all the same. I guess if you were any good with camera, then you might be able to seduce one of the sexy babes that models for you. That's what happens in this story...

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October 10, 2008

Backdoor Beauties have Hardcore Anal Sex

Backdoor Beauties have Hardcore Anal Sex
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Of myself and my friends I'd say that the most common favorite feature on a pornstar is their ass. Don't get me wrong, we like other things, but from the swoop of their hip down around to the deep, soft cleavage in their butts, asses are always our bottom line. Anal porn is one of my personal loves, but since so many people out there agree with me, it's also very common. Some of the sites like Asshole Fever offer great value for pretty good prices and consistent updates. Others are in the same category, but give less oomph. Lovers of hardcore anal sex should always check reviews and user comments before committing to any of the thousands of sites available.

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October 9, 2008

Fat Bottom Girls Make More Than The World Go Round

Fat Bottom Girls Make More Than The World Go Round
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Perhaps you've heard of Peter Paul Rubens. No, no, not the guy that played Pee Wee Herman. That was just Paul Rubens. This Peter Paul fellow was a painter who loved to paint Real Big Nudes. In fact, his name is where we get the term Rubenesque from. Like many who dedicate themselves to portraying the beauty of fat bottom girls, this man's obsession ran deep and strong. At that time in history, women who were bigger were considered just that much more sensual. I suppose it probably had something to do with the fact that they could afford to eat, which is, of course, kinda sexy. Nowadays, just about anybody can afford enough food to set themselves up with a chubby pussy and our world is that much better for it. Without these women and their curves, we may not have had the sort of artistic advancements that we have had. If they were all just skinny broads, we might have just stuck with stick figures, so I believe the art community owes BBWs a huge debt of gratitude.

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October 8, 2008

A Pussy Full Of Cum In Exchange For A Pie

A Pussy Full Of Cum In Exchange For A Pie
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I'm a very happy man right now because I just got off the phone with my girlfriend and it turns out that she's making me a pie today. By the time I hung up with her, she still didn't know what kind of pie she was going to bake for me, but no matter what kind she ends up making, I'll be sure to reward her with a nice internal creampie for her efforts. While I wait for my pie to be ready, allow me to tell you about some websites that you can start enjoying right away. You could even enjoy your own Homemade Creampies, if you play your (recipe) cards right.

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October 7, 2008

Cum In Her Face Keeps Her In Her Place

Cum In Her Face Keeps Her In Her Place
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It's been said that there is strength in numbers and, I guess, there's no disputing that fact. Where one person may often have trouble achieving some lofty goal, several people gather together in support of the same cause can affect the outcome of an action with just that much more efficacy. We've seen it all throughout history. Quite often, one man will start a movement, but he would never succeed without the support of a group of people. Consider Martin Luther's 95 theses, or Gandhi's movement of non-violent resistance. In the same way, when you take Peters Cumshots, for example, you'll find a man who, while he may deliver a huge cumshot to a woman's face, he is not be able to have as much effect as several men gathered together to shoot cum in her face. This is what it's all about, my friends: People working together to achieve a common goal. It's mankind at our finest.

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October 6, 2008

Real Life Hentai Babe

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If you check out sites like Hentai Key, you might wish that thoses Hentai drawings could come alive and leap from their pages. For a real-life Hentai babe, you have better luck finding her on a site such as 88 Square. It offers you loads of young Asian ladies that will dress the part of a sweet schoolgirl or whatever other character you have in mind.

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October 3, 2008

Drunk Girls Sex is Fun

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Stumbling home from a great live show the other night, I was thinking about those things that can happen when you go to a great concert or just out with friends and let the liquor make your decisions for you. Even those small confidence boosters that come in the shape of a shot-glass can lead to doing things you'd never expect. The drunk babes on lots of sites prove exactly that as they get it on with sober studs on camera. Whether your preference is fun with crazy club chicks or more homegrown hardcore, drunk girls sex is a glass half full.

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October 2, 2008

Hot, Mature Sex

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It's been said that it takes all kinds to make a world. This comment is as poignant when referring to porn as it is to the rest of the world. There needs to be a little something for everyone and, well, luckily, there is. If you're someone that prefers older women, then you're going to be pleased with the selection of older MILF babes that are available to jerk off to on a myriad of websites. Hot, mature sex is simple to find and easy to love. Of course, you know that guys love mature babes, but there are also Girls For Matures. When you get a look at these mature broads, you'll understand the appeal. Sexy, experienced and easy to please, these mature babes will have you spilling your joy juice all over the place.

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October 1, 2008

Pictures Of Women Fucking Big Cocks

Pictures Of Women Fucking Big Cocks
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On days where I sit down at my computer and don't have a clue about what to write, I often look to my surroundings for inspiration. Today was one such day and I looked out my window hoping to spot something that would inspire me. I found just what I was looking for when I took notice of a billboard in the distance with a giant rooster on it. As I stared at it, it occurred to me that I hadn't blogged about huge cock websites in a while, so I figured I'd do just that this morning. One website where you can go to see just that is Mandingo X Rated.

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