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July 31, 2007

Preggo divas

preggo divas
Image courtesy of Lactalia.

People always talk about the glow that a woman gets when she's pregnant. They say that there's something very lively and alluring about a babe who's visibly going to be giving birth in the near future. Like everything else, the porn industry has latched on to the sellability of preggo divas From the always controversial Belladonna fucking and sucking right until they wheeled her away from the cock and into the delivery room, to the host of pregnant/lactating sites, these soon-to-be-MILFs are making the pregnant porn scene a real headline grabber. Let's see if we can't seperate the high-class from the hype - there's a number of porn sites which are surfing on controversy alone (aided by bored media outlets), so it can be a little difficult to see what's actually worthwhile.

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July 30, 2007

Secretary Sex

Office Pink

A tale inspired by ogling the secretary sluts of sites, such as Office Pink:

It was an early Monday morning when Lloyd entered his office, ready to interview candidates for his new secretary.

His old secretary, the typical schoolmarm, was retiring.

Lloyd had to find someone he could trust to answer the phone, and prepare his coffee just the way he liked it.

"She's waiting for you in your office," Mrs. Dowd said.

"Thank you,"

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July 27, 2007

Vintage Erotica

Marthas Girls

Everything old is new again, or as my mother often paraphrased from the bible, there's no new sin under the sun. However, I always say if it ain't broke don't fix it. We live in a society where the boundaries of good taste have been pushed to the limit. When we keep seeing celebrity naughty bits exposed in front of paparazzi' cameras, we rather lose the sense of Hollywood glamour. Nevertheless, we get some glamour back at Marthas Girls.

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July 26, 2007

Slutty Lingerie Models

slutty lingerie models
Image courtesy of Secretary Pantyhose.

It's really not all that difficult to come up with a halfway decent lingerie site. Lingerie is kind of like the whole 18-23 category - just round up a bunch of slutty lingerie models, get a photographer who's not completely drunk, and voila! You've just concocted another hot lingerie site that's worth at least twenty bucks a month. There's a huge demand for this content of course - the real nylon fetishists might not like all of the hardcore bleeding into their fetish content, but on the other hand no one's gonna turn their nose up at a set of nylon clad legs and a great ass surrounded by skimpy silk.

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July 25, 2007

Reality Fuck

Baby Got Boobs - not Brandi C though

Baby Got Boobs is all about the young babes with big breasts. In fact, the site claims to be the only one on the Internet devoted to busty teens, which Peacock said in his initial review was a little difficult to believe. He doesn't dispute the youth of the performers, but doubts, as do I that you couldn't fresh-faced hotties with huge hooters elsewhere. I actually would say that the freshness of the faces from what I've seen of the site is questionable a bit.

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July 24, 2007

Cockasaurus Rex

cockasaurus rex
Image courtesy of Mr Biggz.

The whole monster cock genre has the same sort of issues as the cream-pie category. Most hardcore porno is going to feature generously sized dicks. Giant cocks in porno is such a cliche that even a mainstream flick like Boogie Nights featured Marky Mark whipping out his (obviously fake) giant tool out of his Calvin Kleins. Still, there's a specific niche that really fixates on these King Kong sized dongs and the women who love them. if you look at these sites long enough, you'll start to feel like you're in some weird contest, as ridiculously well-hung dudes compete to see who's Cockasaurus Rex.

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Nanny Sex Story

Here's the sort of story that might be inspired by a site such as Diary Of A Nanny...

As far back as I can remember I have fantasized about my nanny.

I was very young when I was put in her charge and to me she was the most beautiful woman in the world.

Diary of a Nanny

Her breasts were huge for such a tiny woman, her skin was softer than anything I'd ever felt, and her hair was a wild mass of red curls.

She was the subject of every fantasy I'd ever had. Every woman I fucked looked like her, and every time I jerked off, it was her I dreamed about.

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July 23, 2007

BBW Dream

XL Girls

In the world of BBW, you get a wide range of what qualifies for big, beautiful women. Sometimes the chicks are only a little thicker than average pornstars, while other times, they're definitely on the plumper or chubby side of the norm and then again, there are some who are out and out fat, even morbidly obese. I appreciate a site such as XL Girls for serving up this genre in all its various forms of glory, rather than only sticking to one kind of larger than life plus-sized pinup girl.

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July 20, 2007

Hot Leg And Foot

Hot Legs And Feet

Sometimes when we update site we're disappointed since they may have stopped updating, or other times the quality of their vids just haven't kept up with the times. Nevertheless, some sites that did well in an initial review continue to impress by remaining as high-quality as ever and continually growing their content. Such is the case with Hot Legs And Feet. I originally reviewed it back in 2006 and we're recently revisited it for an update.

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July 19, 2007

MILFs Galore

MILFs Galore
Image courtesy of My First Sex Teacher.

When you start seeing or hearing porn terms in Hollywood flicks, you know that the adult industry has completely saturated the mainstream world. Upon hearing characters in American Pie talk about MILFs, I knew that the mature scene had made it. The porn world (and hell, the "real" world as well) has always prized the twentysomethings - the second that you inch over thirty, you feel like you've gone the past the point of no return Not with the mature scene - this is one massive market, and given how much cash people are willing to drop on MILFs galore, life definitely seems to begin anew after you clear the third decade. Of course, MILF can mean a lot of different things to different people - some MILFs look like they should be dropping off their offspring at daycare, while others wouldn't be out of place at a college. Let's see the scope of MILF kingdom and who qualifies as a mother I'd like to fuck.

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July 17, 2007

Sweet Clits

sweet clits
Image courtesy of Ivana Fukalot.

People throw the word "star" around waaay too often. Nowadays some chick who hiccuped for fifteen days straight or was a failed contestant on Project Runway is a celebrity. That's why I love the individual models section - no one is going to mistake these babes for Nicole Kidman (not that that's necessarily a bad thing), but they've got that certain something that makes them stand out from the overcrowded field of porn players. Whether they're showing off their sweet clits in solo sets or getting down and dirty with a wide variety fans, these individual pages are devoted to these shining porn stars.

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July 16, 2007

Thai Tits

Lulu Sex Bomb

I'm always someone who has been accused of playing both ends to the middle, metaphorically speaking of course. Personally, I prefer to think of being wishy-washy sometimes in my opinions as being diplomatic rather than indecisive. For example, I'm sure if you've read many of these blogs, you know that I often go on and on about preferring the all-natural look for the ladies. However, I do in fact at times get quite a kick out of someone who is as obviously enhanced as Lulu Sex Bomb is.

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July 13, 2007

Drunken Fucks

Drunken Teen Orgies

The other day after work, the whole office went out for dinner and then we went to see a comedy show. Over our meal, we were discussing the appropriateness of some porn including the many sites showing young women getting their drink on and then ending up doing all sorts of naughty things in front of the camera. One top site on the drunk list is indeed Drunken Teen Orgies, which comes out of Eastern Europe. Meanwhile, I found some interesting info out about Russians and their love of vodka.

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July 12, 2007

Kung Pow pussy

kung pow pussy
Image courtesy of Kung Fu Whores.

When I get to blog or write about Asian sex sites, I have this overwhelming urge to just let out a long list of stupid catchphrases or engage in the typical wordplay you see everywhere these days. I could bust out some references to Full Metal Jacket (Me So Horny, anyone?), stupid puns involving the Pacific Rim, Bang COCK Thailand, etc etc. Hell, even the title of this blog (Kung Pow Pussy) is pretty goddamn ridiculous, even to the likes of me. All that aside, it's always a pleasure to write about the Asian sex scene. Oriental babes have always had a fond place in my heart - their petite frames and fine features are enough to drive white devils like me wild.

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July 11, 2007

Amateur Couples Fucking

Real Fucking Couples

We have several sites dedicated to amateur pairs having sex on screen. From the simply, yet aptly named Real Couples to the similarly, but less subtly titled Real Fucking Couples and of course, there's also one named Amateur Couples, as well. Each of these may have their merits, but they also have their drawbacks too. Therefore, let's do a quick rundown on what's the lowdown on each of these three sites.

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July 10, 2007

Foot Lickers

Foot Lickers
Image courtesy of Hot Legs and Feet.

There's this great scene in The Big Lebowski when Bunny Lebowski (Tara fucking Reid!) asks The Dude (Jeff Bridges) to blow on her toes, which are still drying a fresh coat of polish. I think this is the only time that you're ever gonna see a sexy scene between Mr Bridges and walking punchline Tara Reid, but it's also one of the few times that a mainstream Hollywood flick actually captured what makes feet fetishes so attractive. Let's face it, there are a lot misconceptions about foot fetish content, and there's also a whole lot of sub-par foot fetish content out there which gives the whole genre a bad name. From feet-jobs to foot lickers, from kinky femdom fans to Quentin Tarantino, the foot world has more than enough variety to cater to different tastes.

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July 9, 2007

Hot Tub Sex

Home Voyeur Video

A while back, I reviewed Home Voyeur Video. I liked the site because despite it using the premise of being clandestinely filmed footage, it was rather more obvious that most of the amateurs involved were pornstar wannabes, more than willing to perform directly towards the camera. There are scenes of innocently voyeuristic stuff, such as chicks changing their clothes, or getting out of the shower, but plenty of the content is out and out homemade hardcore instead.

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July 6, 2007

Pizza Porn

Big Sausage Pizza - Surprise

Now, I know that Hans just mentioned the site, Big Sausage Pizza, in his last blog. However, I don't control the news, so when a suitable porn-related story comes out and it involves pizza, which is my favorite food, I just feel compelled to mention that famous dick-through-the-pizza-box, classic reality porn, which just happens to also me one of my all-time favorite porn sites. I mean guys for centuries have felt compelled to stick their dicks in food-related items.

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July 5, 2007

Crazy, sweaty orgies

crazy sweaty orgies
Image courtesy of EuroSex Parties.

A few years ago the powers that be at Alliance films decided to do a repertory run for the 70s porn masterpiece Caligula (accidentally starring Malcolm McDowell and Peter O'Toole, who looked like he was in the middle of a blackout drunk). This is the pinnacle of mainstream acceptance porn - it cost several million dollars, it actually starred award-winning actors and not slumming counter-culture figures, and best of all, it had some the best crazy sweaty orgies ever captured on film. I saw it in the local repertory theater, and it didn't matter how respectable the viewer was - their eyes were transfixed on the screen. Most gangbang sites don't meet those dizzying heights (then again, most gangbang sites don't cost 15 million dollars to make). Lets see how the rest of those sites shape up.

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July 4, 2007

Virtual Porn

Virtua Girl 2.jpg

Many dudes dream of building the perfect female that would love only them, like the plot to a bad teen movie in the eighties. Nevertheless, technology has progressed and although you won't quite be having sex with robot, at least you can have some fun with interactive porn such as the Virtua Girl 2 service. You can have your own private striptease right on your desktop and tell the 3D model of choice what to do for you on screen.

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July 3, 2007

Sweet Hairy Snatches

sweet hairy snatches
Image courtesy of ATK Natural And Hairy.

I flipped through an art book the other day, an art book dedicated to nude photos throughout history. There were a couple of interesting things about the book (first, that it was a book and not a site, and two, they couldn't put in too much porno due to the publishers' request). The most interesting thing to watch was the changing ideal female body and the way it's changed over the years. Let me tell you, the days of bikini waxes and landing strip pubic hair patterns are a recent phenomenon - the babes back in the day had some sweet hairy snatches and they weren't afraid to show it off. Hairy pussy sites are still a pretty popular niche, which is refreshing to note after seeing one shaved pussy after another.

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July 2, 2007

Hot Hentai, Anime, Manga and More

Hentai Passport

A while ago, I was assigned a vast network of sites to review. Let me tell you that by the time I was through, I was more than a tad fed up, but in the end, it was worth it, since the content wasn't bad, just a little massive for one tired Groundhog to spend days and days looking over it all. I discovered what I consider one of the most worthwhile toon sites I've ever seen called Hentai Passport.

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