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June 29, 2007

Red Pantie Panic

Flower Panties

I didn't actually manage to find a photo completely suitable for the news story later on in my blog, or even the title itself. However, even though her panties are white cotton, at least the model's hair is red. As you know by now probably from previous blogs I've written, I loves me the redheads, so it not a complete accident that I chose this lovely lady from Flower Panties. I also do appreciate a panty-clad babe in general.

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June 28, 2007

Absurd reality porn?

absurd reality porn
Image courtesy of Be The Mask.

Just like the slightly more legitimate 'reality' TV shows, the porn industry has been pumping out more reality themed sites than ever before. The whole reality thing has always bugged me. Old-school or big budget porno may have a fictional plot, but the fucking that you came to see is just as real as amateur or reality sites. We all know that most of the hardcore action on reality sites are no less staged than the action on a Barely Legal tape - why don't we throw out the same tired gimmicks and see some original, absurd reality porn? Porn producers, go nuts - we all know this is fictional, so come up with some setups above and beyond the old "some dudes cruising San Fernando looking for chicks" routine.

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June 27, 2007

Sybian Ride

Sybian Solos

Back again, this week mentioning yet another site dedicated to power toys for her ultimate pleasure. It just seems to make so much sense in a world ruled by its technology to see sexy babes riding the wave of pleasure in orgasmic Sybian Solos. I mean manually manipulating a dildo, or even having to jam a vibrator against one's clit is way too much work these days. Why not just straddle an apparatus and tune the controls to sit back for the stimulation of a lifetime?

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June 26, 2007

Foreign Chicks

foreign chicks
Image courtesy of LSG Models.

Yeah, I know that the title is subjective. What may seem foreign and exotic to us North American scum ain't too thrilling if you happen to hail from Prague or Budapest. That doesn't detract from the fact that foreign chicks are hot, period. As Alexei Sayles once put it, "Having sex with a foreigner is better than going on a vacation", and what better place to put this theory to the test than Eastern Europe, the new Porn Valley? Euro content runs the gamut from softcore to insane gonzo niche stuff (anybody remember the time when "Swedish" used to indicate something really crazy and/or transgendered?). However, regardless of whatever niche is on display, Euro content will guaranteed feature some of the hottest white chicks that you can imagine.

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June 25, 2007

Fucking Hairy Pussy

Rodney Moore's Hirsute Snatch Pics.jpg

I always marvel at how far behind mainstream media is on some stuff in popular culture. I'll start by mentioning the quintessential glossy and slickly produced hairless pussy porn of Shaved Angels. I know loads of dudes and ladies who like to see that pussy as furless as one of those freak hypoallergenic cats. Although in vintage porn one sees plenty of bushy muffs, I know that gals have been removing pubes for years now.

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June 22, 2007

Cheap Porn

Video Box

We've all seen the ads in our inbox advertising free porn. I mean they're right in there between the emails for Cialis and herbal Viagra. However, in my experience, you generally get what you pay for in this world. You can't get something good fro nothing. Nevertheless, our "Specials" section does help you find a way to pay less for some of the best porn out there in my opinion.

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June 21, 2007

Queens of cocksucking

queens of cocksucking
Image courtesy of Only Blowjob.

Too $hort may have been wrong about a couple of details, but if there was one thing he knew for sure, it's the value of a good blowjob. There's nothing like a babe with a pair of rosebud lips and a strong work ethic when she's on the job. There's a reason why this perennial favorite still racks up subscriptions, and a good dick-sucking site will restore one's faith in hardcore content (and I think we're all aware of the mindboggling numbers of shite hardcore sites). These queens of cocksucking put vacuums to shame - let's see how they shape up in text form.

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June 20, 2007

Spanking Movie

Real Spankings

There are tons of spanking sites on the market and many boast names similar to Real Spankings. Such names seem to imply that the reality-based scenarios that generally portray the ass slapping action are genuine despite the fact that most are staged. Nevertheless, looking at those rosy, red butt cheeks, there is no denying that the hand, paddle, or whatever device is used to connect with the flesh of those rumps is really causing some damage.

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June 19, 2007

Beautiful Ebony Princess

Beautiful Ebony Princess
Image courtesy of Round and Brown.

I heard an argument the other day that interracial sex sites are inherently racist - the argument was that the wild and crazy factor of two or more people from different ethnic backgrounds is only wild and crazy as long as you view mixed-race sex as exotic or weird. I know it's a little odd to have a picture of a gigantic ass hanging over this thoughtful, thoughtful paragraph, but the point that I'm trying to make is that ebony is erotic, no matter who else happens to be in the room. Yeah, there's a lot of racist crap in Pornlandia (maybe not skinhead porn, but creepy enough), but a drop dead beautiful ebony princess will put most of that hateful nonsense behind. Let's see what decent sites are available for nubile Nubian princesses.

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June 18, 2007

British Boobs

Busty Brits' Alana

I am ever so eager to enjoy any site with the large-breasted women of the UK. I mean how could I now love such websites, since even the names use that catchy alliteration gimmick of which I am oh, so very fond. Just check out Busty Britain and Busty Brits as easy to remember examples. The Peacock might dig the British dames for their accents, but I've personally been more enthralled by their often-voluptuous bodies instead.

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June 15, 2007

Sex Dreams

American Daydreams

Loads of men and women think about sex while they're supposed to be doing other stuff. Even for me, while I'm supposed to be reviewing one kind of smut I might find myself distracted and thinking about some other private X-rated fantasy of mine. That's just the way we're all hardwired, always horny and thinking about continuing the species by having sex as much as possible. Hence, the premise behind American Daydreams, it might be rather derivative and cliche, but it works.

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June 14, 2007

Naughty nylons

naughty nylons
Image courtesy of The Panty Collector.

Ed Wood may have been one baaaad director, but he certainly knew his way around a pair of panties. Lingerie porno seems almost old fashioned, the kind of vintage smut that's adored mostly for its kitsch value. That's not to say there isn't a market for naughty nylons and hot lingerie shoots - Victoria's Secret would be filing for bankruptcy if there wasn't a demand for skimpy undergarments. Unfortunately this niche, like a couple of others that I can name, is clogged with some of the worst content that you can imagine. Some people think that a few grainy shots of a pair of moth-eaten granny panties equals good action. Let's see what the better producers are doing with this much-abused category.

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June 13, 2007

Britney Oops Spears

Oops I did it again

It's nice to see some fresh-faced babes teasing us just a bit with sultry stripteases on site such as Playboy Tryouts. There are at least 77 sets of photos, an interview clip and a mini-striptease vid for each of the aspiring Playmates. Despite various rumors about life being rather raunchy in Hugh Heffner's Playboy Mansion, his company has probably managed to do so well by focusing on maintaining a light-hearted, softcore approach to nudity.

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June 12, 2007

FemDom Fun time

femdom fun
Image courtesy of Mean Bitches.

Some guys need a bit of discipline in their lives. They scratch themselves with their car keys, they're incapable of cleaning their own apartments, but worst off all, they persistently cop an attitude. These guys need a solid dose of punishment, preferably by some drop dead gorgeous hottie who will put these crybabies through a wringer. That's what's awesome about femdom fun - you get to see some bratty guys (and gals) get what they deserve. You can cover the gamut from "straight"forward BDSM to the increasingly popular face-sitting niche - either way, the femdom scene is here to show all of you men who's REALLY in charge.

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June 11, 2007

Nudist Naturist

X Nudism

When I was 18 years old, I went on a cultural exchange to France. The first morning at breakfast time, my French host mother met me in her kitchen wearing a thin white cotton T-shirt that barely reached the top of her tiny bikini briefs. I could clearly see the outline of her nipples and the reddish patches of her areoles underneath the flimsy fabric. I was scandalized and immediately decided that all of Europe must be filled with exhibitionist ladies, such as one finds on X Nudism.

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June 8, 2007

Mature Leg

Leggy Lana

Leggy Lana is a mature model with long, shapely gams that grab more than just your attention, as she uses those long, limber limbs to maneuver her feet to wrap around a rigid cock, or two dangle her sexy high heels over the mouth of a submissive muscleman prostrate on the ground before her sexy footwear. She knows how to drive men to distraction with her long-legged antics and the studs' attraction to foot fetish play.

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June 6, 2007

Desi pussy special

desi pussy
Image courtesy of Sunny Leone.

My never-ending virtual sex tour lands on the Indian niche this fine day. Sometimes I feel like I'm being randomly dropped off at an airport and then flown to some anonymous sexy locale, but I'm not complaining. The flavor of the day is desi pussy - gorgeous babes from one of the most densely populated regions in the world. Yes, the South Asian sex scene has exploded in recent years, although most of the ladies reviewed today are found everywhere BUT the subcontinent. They're still gorgeous pieces of ethnic ass and if you're looking for exotic hotties (well, they're not so exotic if you hail from the region), the Indian category has all of the brown sugar that you can handle.

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Electric Vibrator

Fucking Machines

Quite a few sites feature high-powered sex toys. For me, it all started with one of our older reviews, Fucking Machines, which was my introduction to the concept. It has continued, at least according to an update from last October to update its content, but it has been joined by a myriad of other sites with the same concept. Most recently, Obscene Machines, which didn't score quite as well do to video quality, but still offers exclusive content.

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June 5, 2007

Amazing female erotica

amazing female erotica
Image courtesy of Sssh.com.

The porn world overwhelmingly favors the guys. Even with over 20% of the entire Internet being dedicated to the adult industry, porn for women is pretty scarce when you compare it with the hundreds of thousands of sites devoted to getting guys off. That's not to say that women are adverse to porn (or "erotica", as it's referred to in polite company). So-called couples porn has been making some serious cash these days, and while the ladies may not be so quick to drop money on visuals as the guys are, there's still a demand for porn made with a female audience in mind. Written erotica has it's place, but let's see the kind of amazing female erotica that's available that stars live human beings.

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June 4, 2007

Real Female Orgasms

Female Orgasm World

Even if you're not a big Meg Ryan fan and her career has been a bit on the decline, most of us still remember the infamous restaurant scene from When Harry Met Sally where she demonstrates to doubting Billy Crystal's character Harry how easy it is for a woman to fake an orgasm. After Meg's performance in the restaurant another female diner quips to the waiter, that she wants whatever that lady is having. At Female Orgasm World, they promise real, not fake big Os.

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June 1, 2007

Ariel Rebel

Ariel Rebel

If you've ever visited Montreal, up in Canada, then you know that there's something special about that town. Folks often say that it's a little taste of Europe. Sure, it might partly be because it has so many French-speaking citizens, but there's more to it than that. It's not just the language. It's the style of living too. Moreover, many of the people have a distinct look, not just culture, as is the case with sweet, little Ariel Rebel.

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