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October 31, 2006

Elvira's Boobs: Missing the Mistress of the Dark

Muhahahaha! Happy Halloween! And what a better way to celebrate the day than with a final rap on our tribute to Horror Movie Babes with the queen of darkness herself: Elvira! For those of us old enough to remember, Elvira was the total package. She had screen presence, looks that could kill and boobs to die for! She is the biggest horror movie babe of all time, and today we salute her!

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October 30, 2006

Shemale Beauties

From L to R - Thailand's Ratravee, Mexico's Erica Andrews and Patricia Montecarlo of the Philippines

Big hair, heavy makeup and sequined ball gowns are hardly high fashion. Beauty pageant contestants often take on a certain drag queen quality on stage. They wear over-the-top outfits, perform show tunes and sashay around stage in ridiculously high heels, so all just a little too cabaret for most real girls. The best at being more feminine than female is a shemale, I'd say.

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October 27, 2006

German Porn Sites

Finger Lickin' Guten Fraulein

I do appreciate German porn. Sites such as German Goo Girls and Latex Angel have a delightful kinky fetishist edge that I love seeing. There's something undeniably hot about domination and submission for me. Strangely enough, I once read, although I don't remember where, that being submissive is a passive aggressive way of gaining power over a lover.

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October 26, 2006

Julie Strain's Nude Bathtub Swim

Julie Strain Gets Naked

I was thumbing through the many naked possibilities on Horror Movie Babes, looking for our next Halloween treat, when I came across this beautiful brunette. I had never heard of her before, but as I was looking at all of the Julie Strain gallery of pics that were available, I figured this babe was worth some quality research. Have you heard of her before? Does it matter? Maybe you have. She’s been naked for quite a chunk of her professional life. Here’s what I found out…

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October 25, 2006

Swedish for Porn

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I've heard many stories about government offices or insurance companies listing the wrong toll-free number and callers reaching a telephone sex line instead. I even once had a friend who got a personal 1-800 number only to be shocked to receive calls from people who apparently thought that he too was phone sex operator. High demand had caused the digits to be reassigned too quickly.

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October 23, 2006

Club Not Dread - Jordan Ladd Nude!

Jordan Ladd Naked
Image courtesy of Horror Movie Babes.

If the name sounds familiar, it should. Jordan Ladd is the gorgeous daughter of Cheryl Ladd. You sure must carry a lot on your shoulders being the daughter of one of Charlie’s Angels. You’d have to be gorgeous, talented and ready to drop your clothes for admiring horror fans around the world. Enter Jordan Ladd and the 2004 flick, Club Dread.

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Pink Box

Pink Box by Joan Sinclair

I remember when Lynx was reviewing Asia Movie Pass. As is the case with most genuine content from Japan, the genitalia is blurred out of all scenes. They make up for this censoring by going to other extremes, like a ton of cream on some lady's face.

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October 20, 2006

Sybian Sex Machines

Ride of a Lifetime

My mind works in mysterious ways. Okay, more often than not, there's less mystery and more just filthy dirt clogging up the windmills of my mind. Yesterday, for example, I decided to buy an electric shaver and of course, in no time flat, I was thinking of vibrators and when that happens, I often drift to visions of chicks riding away in Sybian World.

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October 19, 2006

Finding Really Drunk Girls

Is This Girl Really Dead Drunk?
Image courtesy of Dead Drunk Girls

There is just something about inebriation that most warm blooded men seem to be attracted to. I can’t blame you. We’ve all had some memorable nights out where inhibitions drop after a few pints and some hot girl across the bar has a few too many chocolate martinis to remember she has standards. Combine a dead drunk bar girl with a similarly sloshed college guy and you have a recipe for love, or at the very least some really sloppy sex!

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October 18, 2006

Real Sex Dolls Work Asian Escort Services

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A while back, I wrote about the ultimate sex dolls. They creepily resemble wax museum figures, life-like and unmoving. However, they have fully posable steel skeletons coated in skin made from silicon, malleable and warm to the touch. For the most part, they've kept them realistic.

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October 17, 2006

Kelly Monaco: Picture Perfect Boobs

Kelly Monaco Nude Pic
Image courtesy of Horror Movie Babes

Some of you may remember this babe from a little series called Baywatch. Others might know her from the many Playboy Pictorials she shot back in the late 90’s. Or you may be one of the few who recognize her from more recent work, but whatever the case, once you’ve seen them, it’s hard to forget her special assets: Kelly Monaco’s breasts!

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October 16, 2006

Naughty Julie Interview

Naughty Julie

A tease can please sometimes, but one can't help but appreciate a young babe who isn't afraid to go all the way too please her fans or her man, not to mention any number of women and other men too. You see what puts the naughty in Naughty Julie is the fact that she's a swinger. Sure, she looks like the girl-next-door except she's more of nympho than most people's neighbor. We asked her some questions and she tells us no lies.

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October 13, 2006

Naughty Allie Interview

Naughty Allie

Naughty Allie is a self-described "sex-addicted nympho." Rather than enter a 12-step program, she's made the most of her sexual addiction by posting her own personal website of solo, lesbian and hardcore content for all to enjoy. Some might say that she's fortunate to have a husband so understanding of her mischievous needs. However, I think you'll agree that Jake is the lucky man in this scenario, very lucky indeed!

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October 12, 2006

Margot Kidder's Nude Bath

Margot Kidder Nude Picture
Image courtesy of Horror Movie Babes.

It’s hard to think of her as anything other than Superman’s girlfriend. But before she was snuggling up to a blue-leotard wearing Christopher Reeve, Margot Kidder took a bath for horror fans in this 1975 flick. Can you name it?

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October 11, 2006

Sexy Witch Turns Into Scrawny Bitch

Rose Needs a Bologna Sandwitch

I am not one of those people who pretend only to like so-called good TV. I'm not tuning in to public television or highbrow news discussion shows. I'm sure it all stretches back to that repressed upbringing of mine that I simply love crap. I blame my mother who controlled the airwaves in our house growing up. She sometimes even made my father change channels if she didn't approve of a show.

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October 10, 2006

Trouble for Naturally Busty Teens

Naturally Busty Blonde Teen
Image courtesy of Busty Adventures.

There was a time growing up where my girlfriends went through a lot of trouble because of their boobs. It was that awkward time in grade school when we really began to figure out that there were some notable differences between the sexes. We had a good mix of naturally busty teens in our class, along with some flatter choices, as well. But it was the girls with bigger boobs that were tormented the most…

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October 6, 2006

Prince Offers Double to Stop Tits & Ass Show

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I'm hardly an investigative reporter. However, looking for a photo to illustrate this next story, I found something far more interesting illustrating the old adage, "Don't believe everything you read."

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October 5, 2006

Virginia Madsen's Naked Boob

Virginia Madsen: Nude Boob!
Image courtesy of Horror Movie Babes.

October is upon us and it’s time to salute the many beautiful babes that have helped scare the hell out of us over the years. I was watching Firewall last night. And although clearly not a horror flick, it starred Harrison Ford as a father opposite his super-hot wife, Virginia Madsen. Can you name the film she did where she exposed her breasts for super-horny horror fans?

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October 4, 2006

Wet Camel Toes

Pussy Camel has Two Moist Humps

A friend sent me an email forward with a JPEG with a title reminiscent of Mr Camel Toe. The message said to look closely. When I opened it, it was a candid shot of a pretty girl standing somewhere along a canal in front of a sidewalk cafe. She was cute but her loose fitting pants didn't show much.

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October 3, 2006

Upskirt Sex Pic Models: Do They Know?

A Sexy Pic of an Upskirt Model?
Image courtesy of Upskirt Mania.

Sure, porn stars are hot and it’s fun to watch them fuck, but I think the best fun is watching amateurs get down on camera. These are the people who live across the street or in the dorm room down the hall. They are just another cute face in the crowd until the doors close and the camera starts to role. Then along comes the upskirt sex pic craze and suddenly even those who wouldn’t take it off in front of the camera are getting solid smile time, often without even knowing it!

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October 2, 2006

Retro Porn Pics are Musty Must Sees

Vintage Muff Diving
Picture courtesy of Vintage Pics

When I was younger, my grandmother always complained how the world was getting worse and worse. Sinners all headed to hell in a hand basket she'd tisk tisk. Perhaps, she was right since thanks to global warming the roasting for our sinful treatment of our environment might happen sooner than we think. However, otherwise, she was naive. Just check out Vintage Pics and you'll see what I mean.

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