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August 31, 2006

Juliette Binoche Photo Fun

Juliette Binoche Naked Photo

When I think of foreign films, no other country reminds me of raw eroticism than French cinema. They’ve been leaps and bounds ahead of Hollywood for years. However, that hasn’t stopped stars such as Juliette Binoche from stripping down and bearing all for North American audiences. And it hasn’t stopped pervs like Mr. Skin from bringing them to you in all their naked glory!

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August 30, 2006

Dakota Rae Patrick Interview

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What I most appreciate about porn is the many faces it presents. Beauty is not limited to some elusive and humanly unobtainable ideal, as one might believe from mainstream media. Porn recognizes that what is more important is the connection made between the performer and viewer as the skilled model conveys her own personality through her posted images, clips and writings. Dakota Rae Patrick is one of those women. She has a definite flare for expressing her inner porn star. She took a moment and helped us fill in a few blanks about her life.

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August 29, 2006

Spanish Supreme Court Likes Porn

Spanish Court Okays Porn at Work
Image courtesy of Selena Spice

North American society works in wondrous ways. It seems we all love to keep a busy schedule. We're busy with work. We're busy with our social life. We're busy with family. There seems to be very little time for any of the other important things in life, such as porn. Well, if you are feeling a little glum about not being able to watch porn at work, which would seem like an obvious time to get some quality wanking in, you should pack your bags and moved to Spain!

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August 28, 2006

Nude Preggo Brit Isn't Sexy Just a Maternal Girl

Brit on Harper's Bazaar in Japan

Poor once "supposedly" virginal Britney Spears, she used to cause as much controversy as that other "like a virgin" singer with whom she once shared a lesbian kiss. Now, on tabloid covers, she only seems to be seen sharing cheese fries with her wannabe rapper hubby. Actually, it might be better if junk food and bad taste were the only joint undertaking for this pathetic duo.

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August 27, 2006

Sweaty Sex

It's been very hot, unusually hot—so hot the sweat runs down my ribs when I sit at dinner with my shirt off, picking at my food and drinking whatever she sets before me.

She likes it hot like this. She goes around with her hair up wearing a little cotton tank top and a thong, and she puts a little towel on the chair before she sits down so her butt won't stick. She says she feels cooler dressed like that, but the top is tight enough that her nipples are always visible even when they're soft and flaccid with the heat. They distract me, and as hot as I feel, that's how cool she looks.

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August 25, 2006

Lesbo Barbie Does Love Pink

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We've all heard those rumors about poor Ken. Every time, he gets an image makeover, he's turned gay. Meanwhile, let's face it. He's really a eunuch. Whether dressed in jeans with a leather vest or his too short tennis shorts, pink polo shirt and sweater swung over his shoulders, whether looking rough trade or preppy and non-threatening, any guy or gal is going to be out of luck.

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August 24, 2006

Lucy Liu Topless Pics

Lucky Liu Topless
Image courtesy of Mr. Skin

I love women of all shapes, sizes, races and colors. Some might say that I'm gifted as a result! But few cultures have captivated the world like that of the Pacific Rim countries. Their mystery has sunk many a sailor over the years and brought fly boys falling from the sky in search of true love. Well, true love and sex, that is something, which should never be confused! You only have to look at Lucy Liu, the Hollywood siren, and you begin to understand what this passion is all about.

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August 23, 2006

Right Says No Way to X-rated Holiday Sins

Funless Places to Stay

Forget about feeling guilty for pilfering towels, what did you do while in your hotel room to distract yourself from eating the $12 macadamia nuts out of your mini-bar? Did you maybe decide to watch a little bit of naughty pay-per-view?

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August 22, 2006

Naked Indian XXX Babes

Naked Indian XXX Babes
Image courtesy of Hot Indian Babe

There’s just something so mysterious and compelling about Indian women. Their dark skin and hair only serve to offset their exotic features. That’s why any time we get to review an Indian porn site, I’m the first to volunteer!

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August 21, 2006

Seka Shoots Hardcore Cumback

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On her website, she headlines herself as 'the platinum princess of porn' but let's face it although she might always hold a place in the annals of porn royalty, she's slightly too long in the tooth to qualify as anything less than a former queen of hardcore. Now, after years of classic clips and old pics, Seka has finally released some new footage for her fans.

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August 18, 2006

When Mannequins Attack - Hard Blow to Head

Diane Newton Manhandled by Mannequin

I remember that Andrew McCarthy movie from 1987 called 'Mannequin' where a dude falls in love with his own creation of the perfect female mannequin played by Kim Cattrall. The lifeless dummy comes to life, as the spirit of a long dead Egyptian possesses it so that comedy and romance ensue.

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August 17, 2006

Farm Date Strikes Back

Farm Date Takes on Google

The Internet is for porn. If I’ve said it once, I’ve sung it a thousand times. So it amazes me that people would think that anything that they do online shouldn’t be attached to the pursuit of carnal pleasures. That’s why I couldn’t help but giggle about this dating site called Farm Date (hehe) and their surprise and outrage that porn sites come up in Google when you search for their name.

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August 16, 2006

Redhead Whores Get Laid More

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I once had some light highlights put in and I can say it garners more attention even from unlikely sources. Even the cashier at the grocery store seemed nicer when I had a few hairs of the golden hue. It was as if suddenly my cart full of low-calorie frozen dinners no longer scanned as 'lonely loser with weight-control issues' but flashed lean, mean and available across the register display.

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August 15, 2006

Wet Wifey MILF: Exposed!

There’s just something so succulent about the name Wet Wifey MILF that we had to delve deeper into the history of this brilliant blonde babe. She has been taking it off for loyal fans for many years and is now helping other amateur porn stars to get their start in the industry. We spoke with her about how she got her start in the business and about going down on her lesbian lovers. Here’s what she had to say…

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August 14, 2006

Bang-Bang Bangladeshi Porn

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When you have been bombarded with almost every type of porn imaginable, you sometimes crave the road less traveled that one uncommon thread to pulled, unraveling the fabric that covers the conservative flesh of far-flung places. However, as much as you might be able to type in Eskimo sex photos and return search results that will eventually direct you to porn, if not actual Inuit hardcore, other searches only return mostly controversy.

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August 12, 2006

She Masturbated

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Image courtesy of See Me Masturbate

This is the twenty-first century, and we all know we do it, so why are women still so shy about masturbating in front of men? I mean, she's done it for me over the internet and on the phone, and she knows I want to see her do it. In fact, it's probably one of the biggest turn-ons I can think of, seeing her so excited and aroused that she just can't keep her hands off herself. And yet when it comes time to do it, she gets almost pathologically shy.

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August 11, 2006

Porn Star Carey Shoots for Governor of California

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First, let me just say that probably my favorite word in the entire English language has to be "gubernatorial" - nothing says prestige in politics like a word that has a first syllable so similar to goober. Nevertheless, as per usual, I digress. At any rate, if you want to see a prestigious race for the seat of governor the best State in the Union has to be California, where a porn star hopes to grab a hold of the seat of current Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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August 10, 2006

Auckland's Boobs on Bikes

Boobs on bikes take Auckland, New Zealand

Boobs! I say show your boobs! Why not? They’re ours. They belong to us. It’s nothing but nature. Now before all you guys go reaching to rip off your tops, let’s be a little more specific, shall we? We’re speaking of topless women. That’s what’s happening in New Zealand right now – a discussion of boobs, babes and of all things, bikes!

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August 9, 2006

No Happy Ending for Hubby Humping Masseuse

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I have to admit that as much as it always seems appealing, in reality it never works out for me to get a massage. I have this strange condition where my back muscles are so tense that even a skilled professional can end up doing more harm than good undoing all the knots in my pretzelized posterior. I normally enjoy it while it's happening and shortly there after but the next day or even the day after that, similar to the delayed aching from a good workout, I'll wake up feeling as if a Mack truck hit me.

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August 8, 2006

Federline's Mom and Ron Jeremy!?!?

K-Fed's Mom Parties With Ron Jeremy
Image courtesy of Mr. Skin.

When we look to the stars for great party habits, pop-princesses like Madonna and Britney Spears (pictured here in a shot from Mr. Skin's celebrity porn site) have always led the charge. These are the girls that are leading the pack by living out loud in front of the watchful eyes of the public. Well, at a recent party at the Tao Las Vegas, it wasn't Britney that was making news. It was her mother-in-law, Collette Federline, who was the talk of the town.

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August 7, 2006

I Go Ape for all Breast Shapes and Ages

So Many Breasts So Little Time

The best part of chicks (and coincidentally actual chicken) has to be breasts. Just as I prefer vegetable grain fed poultry rather than birds plumped by chemicals, I tend to prefer women with natural boobs whether large or small. I suppose in a way you could call me zee hunter of zee breasts, yah, zee breasts hunter.

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August 4, 2006

Smelly Pussy Scent from Heaven

Smelly Pussy is the Best

I definitely have chest hair and so many ladies say they like a smooth torso while I have to say I like myself natural all the way. Unlike some dudes, I'm not hypocritical about it either. For me, nothing feels better on my dick than rubbing against some chick's hairy bush.

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August 3, 2006

A Nude Kim Cattrall Bio Blast

Kim Cattrall: Porkey's to Porn

I have to admit a slight addiction to Mr. Skin's celebrity porn site. It seems that almost every day I'm finding things out about famous female stars that I never knew. Today I was surfing along and came across a spread of Kim Cattrall. Did you know that she's fifty years old!? I had no idea. What really blew my mind was that I thought I had only seen her in Sex and the City and a few cheesy B-movies. As it turns out, she was one of my favorite characters in the all-time greatest softcore/highschool porn flick of all time!

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August 2, 2006

Expensive Rocks Uncovered Under Cock

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There are so many words in the English language to describe male genitals. Some are phonetically vulgar sounding such as 'cock' despite having seemingly innocent origins. Others are funny or even silly to hear such as 'willy'. Then of course we have more euphemistic terms, such as 'manhood' or 'his sex' but perhaps, both humorous and vague is the term, 'family jewels' that in tandem evokes the reproductive properties of the organs and the pride many men take in having them.

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August 1, 2006

Pornotopia: Field of Wet Dreams!

Imagination 69: Porn Flop or Prime Marketing?

I think my first brush with porn came sometime in my late teens. A friend was walking through the forest one day and came across a magical bag of smut. I remember looking at the pictures, wondering what this world was that was unfolding before my rapidly-bulging eyes and, um, pants! I wanted to be the one heading home with that gym bag of goodies over my shoulder. Instead, it took me years to build my collection. Hey, it ain't easy when you're a teen with limited finances. Anyway, this is what I thought about when I heard about the madness dubbed Pornotopia by the Belgian media.

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