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July 31, 2006

The Skinny on Digging Fat Chicks

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I have horrible eating habits but they sued to be worse. I was fat when I was young but managed to lose about 60 pounds in six months my first year at college. Many folks wondered what the secret to my success. I was too embarrassed to admit that I was eating a bag of potato chips and one candy bar each day with nothing else except 2-litres of diet cola and a couple pots of coffee.

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July 28, 2006

Strip Poker Tourney to set Naked Record

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Myself, I'm not much of a gambling man. A couple bucks on lottery tickets is about the biggest loss I can handle and believe me, I seldom if ever win when it comes to games of chance. I think I've played cards once for money and I was so upset at losing that someone else offered to share her winnings and eventually the whole game got called off since I was such a poor loser.

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July 26, 2006

Busting a Nut on Hidden Cam

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The strangest part of my job reviewing porn has been when we moved to a new open concept setup. I used to have a small office of my own and now I have people sitting on either side of me. To those around me, the sites I truly enjoy as a man are obvious as my attention peaks, so to speak.

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July 25, 2006

Acting the Ass - Sexy Double Action

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I'm terribly bad at not working out. I know people addicted to the adrenaline rush of a good gym session but me, I don't believe no pain, no gain. I figure as long I'm still scoring some action occasionally, that my body's okay as long as it's getting laid. If it isn't broke, don't fix it!

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July 24, 2006

Grannies' Sexy Panties Online

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Most might not know the different between knitting and crochet, so let me explain a few basic differences. Knitting uses two long needles while crocheting uses a single, shorter hook. Crochet yarn resembles more string or cotton twine than does the usual fuzzy knitting wool. Finally, knitting typically creates linear patterns while crocheting forms circular shapes that can connect together into larger designs.

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July 22, 2006

Tale of Tail Deifies Indian Dude

Just as some men walk with arms slightly bent at the elbow to show that their biceps are so huge that their arms can't hang down straight, others purposely strut with legs slightly bowed as a signal that they carry their biggest guns not on the side of their belts but right in the middle. Subtlety or so they think, hinting at a mega-caliber concealed weapon. Normally, it's a lot of malarkey and they resemble apes walking around with knees and arms half-bent.

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July 21, 2006

Sloth's Believe It or Not

Virgins still exist and not just in folklore.

My brother got married recently and considering the fact that his bride has two sons, it's pretty obvious that my bro didn't marry a virgin. However, he was the first person to snatch her cherry as her high school sweetheart. It seems a twist of fate that two virgins should end up getting married after dozens of other lovers and a lot of time in between their high school tryst. I wanted to get up and make a speech about this very thing at the reception, and about how my mother actually caught them in the midst of their de-virginizing experience (the stupid guy actually brought the little slut home to his bedroom instead of doing it in a car like the rest of us), but out of respect for the elderly at the wedding, I didn't.

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July 20, 2006

"Playboy Playmate" Anna Nicole Smith!

Anna Nicole, The Perfect Playboy Playmate
Image courtesy of Mr. Skin

I have never really understood what the big deal about Anna Nicole Smith was until recently. In my mind, she was an overweight blonde whose big boobs had sucked all the substance from her brain. I happened to catch a few clips of her reality show, The Anna Nicole Show, and all I kept thinking was how trashy she was. Now every time see her come on TV, I cringe and turn the channel. Where was the interest in this girl, besides her association with a super-wealthy businessman and his children’s inheritance that she had managed to make off with? Then I came across some shots of her naked and it hit me like a bolt of lightning!

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July 19, 2006

Factual or Fictional Female Scorned

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I just went through a breakup. There was no official dumping, just an unexplained ceasing of all communication after a month of long romantic weekends spent together in the country. Eventually, friend of my dearly departed explained first, that I was dumped and then that I had been replaced by someone new.

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July 18, 2006

A Nude Sarah Jessica Parker?

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I have to admit that I missed Sarah Jessica Parker in Sex In The City. I saw a bit of a couple of episodes, but it just wasn't for me. It's not that she isn't hot. All one has to do is check out her pics and video clips at Mr. Skins celebrity site to see what I mean. The thing is, you just can't watch a show solely based on the fact that it has hot chicks (Baywatch being the only exception to the rule) and consider it a quality use of time. This is what I was thinking when I sat down to watch Failure to Launch. Well, that and whether or not I might see a few sexy shots of Sarah Parker in the nude!

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July 17, 2006

Nude Dudes Sues - Judge Smells a Rat Terrier

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Do you ever feel bombarded by a headline in the news? Being obstinate by nature, I often refuse to check out the whole story even if the title seems titillating. That how I almost missed a tale whose back-story is far more interesting than the fact someone wants a tanned, naked backside.

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July 15, 2006

The Dice Game

I never really got the point of strip poker. I mean, poker only makes sense of you can bet and we usually don't wear enough clothes to make that possible. Besides, we usually end up playing with someone we've already been to bed with, so where's the thrill?

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July 14, 2006

Widower Grandpa's Naughty Hobby

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I seem to be perpetually single except for brief rather meaningless relationships. I am worried about growing old alone. I mean for now I seem to be able to get laid but I fear down the road it won't happen if my date isn't paid. Perhaps not the romantic way to think of the benefit of a long-term relationship but as much as some people fear monogamy leads to monotony, I think it's better to be bored with the same person than not getting any at all.

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July 13, 2006

A Touch of Alyssa Milano

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**Image courtesy of Mr. Skin**

I've spent more hours thinking about Alyssa Milano's breasts than any healthy male should. It all started back in 1984 when "Who's the Boss?" hit the small screen. It was easy to fall in love with the brunette bombshell then, but watching her mature has been the true blessing! Take this shot from the 1994 flick, "Embrace of the Vampire." This was my first introduction to video of a naked Alyssa Milano and it is a cherished part of my home video collection. Now Alyssa is in the news again, but this time it's for making clothes, not taking them off.

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July 12, 2006

Arsenic and New Breasts

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Everyone grieves the death of a loved one in his or her own way. There is no right or wrong way to grieve but there are some somewhat suspicious ways to deal with one's mourning that might lead to more than a few disapproving glances from nosey neighbors. I would think that if one were married to someone that died under unusual conditions you might want to reign in the merry widow behavior.

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July 11, 2006

Yep, The Internet is for Porn!

The Internet Is For Porn, Stud

In case you missed it, the greatest thing about the Internet is not the free flow of information. It’s the easy access to adult entertainment that you so rightly deserve that rocks! This was my thought when I crossed paths with Internet Is For Porn, an aptly-named site that focus on the many hot chicks we know and love! Babes abound and the attention to detail is evident once you visit the site. The captain of the ship, Dr. Montelbaun, is as regular as a baby on bran. He posts daily to his blog, complete with a host of fresh wit, insider info on great sites and a whack of sexy shots of naked sirens to go with! He has a broad focus when it comes to adult entertainment. He yaps on website and model reviews, specific niches for porn and anything and everything in between – which tends to cover a ton of ground. Rabbits Reviews was founded on the principal that the Net was for nakedness and we’re all for supporting those that agree. Add InternetIsForPorn.com to your favorites list and join the masses as we celebrate the glory of super-hot porn!

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July 10, 2006

Non-Sexist Smut Awards

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Pornography has often gotten a bad rep from feminists. Accusations of being sexist and supporting the exploitation or even abuse of female performers as well as the argument that it incites similar aggression against women in men that view it, have all been leveled against porn. Meanwhile, there have been sexually provocative female performers in mainstream mediums such as the music industry that have countered that a woman can liberate herself by owning her sexuality and using it to promote her personal ambitions without fear of exploitation.

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July 8, 2006

Human Rights Is A Dirty Little Phrase

When will the Bush Administration give it up?

I've never been outspoken about republican conservatism, but this George Bush Jr character to the south of my border is just a complete dufus that belongs more to the Victorian era than the 21st century. I think even Queen Victoria was probably more open-minded than this idiot, after all she didn't outlaw lesbians and thankfully, I'm sure, to the benefit of most of us.

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July 7, 2006

Lawyer Sues over Digital Dating Defamation

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If you've tried the online dating thing then you might be aware that it can be a bit like high school. People, especially those without relationships of their own, tend to gossip about everyone else's affairs. Rumors run rampant and rejected rivals often press out sour grapes whining to anyone who will listen.

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July 6, 2006

Nude Softcore Porn Sites

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One look at Misty Anderson and you know that Porn is art. At least it can be if done right. There are many sites out there that really go out of their way to dress it up. Take Met Art, for example. The photographs are all done up to look like high-fashion photo shoots with super-hot babes. That’s art. Hegre Art (formerly Hegre Archives) is another good example. I remember seeing these sites when I first found porn online and thinking that they were the epitome of adult entertainment. These two sites fall into the softcore niche which means less banging for your buck. Considering that, are nude soft core model sites worth the price of a membership?

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July 5, 2006

Painted Nipples, Tits Still Bare

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Many a successful performance career has been launched due to controversy. The saying has always been that there is no such thing as bad publicity. However, at times that's not always true, just as Janet Jackson how well her "wardrobe malfunction" went over.

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July 4, 2006

Lights! Camera! Vacation!

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We’ve all taken great vacations to foreign destinations and had something unexpected happen. For example, I was on a trip to Bermuda when I was just a boy when I was woken from slumber by my screaming aunt who just watched a huge crab crawl out of the bedroom closet. There was also the time I went deep sea fishing and sharks attacked our catches as we were trying to bring them in the boat. Well, that stuff pales in comparison to what happened to an Irish family on a recent vacation.

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July 3, 2006

Twice as Sexy - World's Sexiest Twins

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Identical twins fascinate me. Being self-absorbed (to put it mildly) I often wonder what it would be like to have one. Someone looking exactly like me with a separate personality but a strange psychic connection shared between us both. What trouble, we might get into doing. Then again, one of me is already more than trouble enough. Successful human cloning is a long way off, so no one need loose sleep worrying there will be two of me anytime soon.

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