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April 29, 2006

Femme-made erotica and porn

When I first began writing about porn I talked to some women I'd previously worked with in a conservative office environment. I was reluctant to discuss my new found career, after all porn is supposedly debasing to women, giving men thoughts about how every female is a cum vessel and that 'no' is just a word girls use in dirty talk. Much to my surprise I discovered that women wanted porn that spoke to them, particularly they wanted believable erotica.

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April 28, 2006

Super Sluts Give Super Cuts?

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The most erotic, non-sexual public experience is a scalp massage from the woman who cuts my hair. Sheer ecstasy and she does a great cut to boot. I notice most female customers pick male stylists perhaps believing "homos know hair best" as many gay friends attest. My girl deals almost exclusively with men. Since a man's cut costs half of what chick's doos do, I might feel sorry for her, except she exploits her niche so well.

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April 27, 2006

That's Between Sheen, Richards and Chloe Jones

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The rumor mill has a day off today, but not to worry, because we have fact that’s just as good as any fiction! Today’s dish involves “Two-and-a-half Men” star, Charlie Sheen, and his soon-to-be ex-wife, Denise Richards. Their public split has turned up new dirt that any gossip columnist would drool over. This time, though, they’ve dragged dead porn star Chloe Jones into the affair.

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April 26, 2006

She Looks Like A Much Younger Man

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Nowadays, one gets the impression that age isn't supposed to count for anything at all, not older not wiser. Many times the media sells stars, as "just as hot" as someone, half her age or even "she could pass for someone much younger" as if any sign of maturity would be a bad thing. We keep hearing things such as "forty is the new thirty" so what happened to growing old gracefully?

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April 25, 2006

Poker? I thought you said poke her!

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This world is ripe with scandal, thankfully, so that we may have something to report. Well, this fine week is off on the right foot, so to speak. If you’re a fan of poker, you may have heard of David Williams. He’s a nice guy, not one of the weird ones like that Phil Ivey and his creepy eyes. (I’m sure Phil is a nice guy, but sheesh, get some glasses and cover up those peeps!) Many sources are reporting that Williams is featured in a video with hot MILF swinger, Janet Mason.

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April 24, 2006

Building in the Buff

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Have you ever thought that your work would be more interesting if you could do it in the nude? If you're a fry cook maybe not. Meanwhile, for someone like me who spends time reviewing porn all day, being naked doesn't seem like such a stretch. Nevertheless, since I work in an office not in the privacy of my own home, I manage somehow to keep my clothes on around here. Then again, no one has ever asked me to install shelves.

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April 22, 2006

The Search for Sex Education

The world has come a long way since my early years. Those were the days where sex education came from the underwear section of the local department store catalogue and old issues of National Geographic featuring rural native tribes that believed topless was the way to go. Now we have the Internet and we can get some serious sex education from any one of a number of sites. Heck, even Rabbits features free porn galleries next to site reviews. One would think we've made progress on where we go for our adult entertainment, but a new study by an educational institution proves that this isn't always the case.

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April 21, 2006

Phony MD Offers Free Breast Exams

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Sometimes, when you think the world has become jaded and overly suspicious, you hear a story that reaffirms the fact that there will always be those who place great in the rest of humankind. Unfortunately, often these tales of trusting innocents tend to prove that being paranoid and distrustful at least prevents one from appearing like a complete idiot when someone chooses to abuse the trust of the too trusting.

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April 20, 2006

XXX Porn Domains

It looks as if we won’t be seeing porn sites with .XXX domains any time in the near future. The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) has put the plan to launch the adult-specific domain on hold. There has been a big push for its creation, largely from conservative Christian corners, so that it would be easier to protect minors from accessing content. The thought is that filters would easily pick up the domain extension but it certainly doesn’t speak to the issue of having so many adult sites already on other domain extensions. So what’s the big holdup?

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April 19, 2006

Dermatology Sites - Bad Skin Sin Is In

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Sometimes smart people seem pretty dumb when it comes to using their common sense. Perhaps, we all have a tendency to excuse stupidity as a naïf belief in the goodness of human nature. For example, many of us have been reckless about the security of personal property at one time or another, only to be shocked when an unguarded object is stolen. You feel foolish but you blame your trust in others rather than your carelessness.

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April 18, 2006

Future Sex Accessories

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When America's best-known researchers in the field of sexuality met recently to discuss development in the upcoming decade of their research, many concluded that they foresee a future of artificial sex partners designed to fulfill one's every desire. According to Julia Heiman, director for the Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender and Reproduction at Indiana University, "What is very likely to be present before 2016 would be a multi-sensual experience of virtual sex."

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April 17, 2006

The Larger They Are

Is size everything?

It has long been a myth that size is everything. We are lead to believe that the well-hung man is the envy of all other men, but when it comes to size does it really matter to chicks as much as it seems to matter to guys?

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April 15, 2006

Lesbian Honeys

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There surely can't be enough sites out there featuring hot girls in some pretty hardcore lesbian experiences. Lezbo Honeys is one of those collections that just rips sexual appeal and features both picture and video content of some of the hottest chicks out there who love teaming up with their girlfriends for some hot times.

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April 14, 2006

3D Porn

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Computer graphics are of course the next wave in the future explosion of technology so it shouldn't come as a surprise that these stunning graphics have also become part of the erotic industry. These XXX 3D erotic episodes show that even cartoons can be quite erotic as they live out a number of fantasies, some of them raunchily taboo, while others are absolutely out of this world.

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April 13, 2006

Sorority Online Sex Dating Scandal

I know that some folks wonder if sex dating sites really pan out for any real action. I guess pan out needs to be changed to pandering. We've all had those fantasies about sex crazed sorority sisters. Apparently, it's not a crime, it never happens. It's a crime that did happen in Tampa. Apparently, not just out-of-state coeds go crazy down there.

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April 12, 2006

Virtua Girl

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So there is probably nothing more exciting than having a hot chick stripping for you and only you in the privacy of your own home. This is the premise of Virtua Girl 2. It provides real life chicks stripping on your desktop. I thought that these chicks would be animated cartoons just shaking their curves but these babes are real life models who have been filmed and then made into real life strippers for your computer.

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April 11, 2006

Spilling Sperm in Vain

Like Israel doesn't have enough to worry about without having Jewish porn sites come under attack by, you guessed it, other Jews! If you happen to speak Hebrew and visit sex sites that cater to the language, you may find that instead of the regular landing page, you are faced with the picture of an old Rabbi. Oy vey!

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April 10, 2006

Hardcore Cable Critiques

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Ironically, given my job, my mother says sex is not a spectator sport. She is horrified by any profanity as she never even takes god's name in vain. You can well imagine there isn't much in the mainstream media that she can appreciate. Nevertheless, if she doesn't like something, she changes the channel or turns it off.

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April 8, 2006

Tiny Gun Creates Weapon of Mass Destruction

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A while ago, in a BBC documentary about penis obsession, I witnessed a man who paid $12 000 US to add a maximum of three-quarters of an inch to the length and a similarly small increment to the width of his statistically average penis so it would be just slightly above average. The operation and the stretching apparatus that had to be worn a minimum of 8 hours a day for 3 months required a serious commitment for minimal results. I couldn't imagine what it would be like, if you did all that and didn't achieve the full possible benefits.

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April 7, 2006

Insane Cock Brothas are insanely huge

I'm used to "monster" cock sites showing big dicks and calling them giant. When you use a term like enormous or gigantic, one expects to see something so large that without any frame of reference, the sheer size should impress without having reading measurements or comparing it to averages. They seem to know that at Insane Cock Brothas.

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April 6, 2006

Sloth's Most Desirable Women of 2006

If Hollywood lists were a series of porn categories.

I happened upon AskMen.com the other day and saw their annual list of the top 99 most desirable women. Anyhow, it got me thinking about who my top 99 would be, but well, creating such a list is a bit daunting for a blog, so I have decided to list my top #1's according to as many porn categories as space allows.

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April 5, 2006

Aphrodisiaddict

Food and sex

I am addicted to food. Well, okay, I'm not, but I am addicted to writing about food in erotic short stories and I think that has to do with growing up, quite literally, in a restaurant. My parents were in the fine dining business and we lived in an apartment above our establishment. We had a fridge, but quite frankly it was always empty since we ate in the restaurant and besides, better to cook in a large pro kitchen than a household one! I started out as a dishwasher, worked my way up and even created my own dishes and desserts and have always had a love of food and creative cooking, which is why I often refer to food in my erotic fiction writing. For example, I might, and have described the tastes and sensations of eating a pussy like eating truffles.

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Hardcore Believers

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Confession is good for the soul. I regularly seek redemption by confessing all my personal crimes to anyone that will listen. Like for example, I shouldn't have gone out for happy last night and then ordered pizza with fries when I got home, since I'm supposed to be trying to lose 10 pounds. Now that I've told you, I'm still feeling fat but less guilty.

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April 3, 2006

Kayla Quinn Interview

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Her site formerly known as Kayla Cam changed a while ago to be renamed as Kayla Quinn but no matter what you call her, she's one hot babe. She takes being an amateur porn star to the next level but on her way to the top she still found time to stop and give us some well thought out, in-depth answers to our Kayla Quinn queries.

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April 1, 2006

Charity Gets Screwed

Over the years I've met a few apparently kind-hearted souls that seem to give to others more than they receive. I've always had my doubts about true altruism, mostly because the individuals who were givers often complained about people being ungrateful despite claiming they're generous without expecting anything in return. Generally, I think many do-gooders are only guilty of needing to be needed, which is hardly a sin. Nevertheless, sometimes more than self-glorification lurks below the charitable surface. No good deed goes unpunished even when a good deed goes bad.

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