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March 30, 2006

Boss Springs a Cherry of a Trap

It's finally beginning to feel like springtime here in the North East, which is like our bright yang after months of dark yin. I often wonder if people living elsewhere in warmer areas miss out on the uncontrollable exuberance that fills the atmosphere around us on the very first day that it's warm enough to go outside without wearing a winter jacket. It's spring and love is in the air at least partly because no one has to dress like the Michelin man anymore.

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March 29, 2006

Club Sandy

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Sandy is one of those hot Eastern European babes who craves sex and isn't ashamed to take on as many cocks as possible to satisfy her desires. For all you voyeurs out there, she has created her own website that features all kinds of hardcore action in both video and picture content. Club Sandy sets are set up along a monthly calendar, and updates are posted showing what kind of kinky fun Sandy and her friends get in to on any given day.

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March 28, 2006

Online Sex Contacts

I belong to a few chat groups online, and most of them are basically sex-oriented. The people I meet there are almost invariably good people. Occasionally some flamer drops by to tell us we're all going to hell, but for the most part you find people of all ages, all sexes (there's quite a few, apparently), ethnicities and backgrounds. We argue about politics, talk about the news, trade stories about our kids and pets, and discuss anal sex and whipping and masturbating into women's underwear. Things like that.

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March 27, 2006

Mainstream Companies Adult Ad Chagrin

I love how pretentious the mainstream business world has to be about the adult entertainment industry. It's like the drunken uncle that shows up unexpectedly and unwanted to cause trouble at your cousin's wedding. No one wants to admit that they're related to this troublemaker even if he is in the end, the most entertaining guest and the true life of the party.

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March 25, 2006

Messy Sploshing

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There are some girls who like being as raunchy as they can when having fun on cam. These chicks are part of that group who love playing with food while showing off their bodies. In fact, there is a developing fetish of these chicks who love sploshing. Equipped with a range of confectionary delights, ranging from whipped topping to jello to pudding, these chicks spread their bodies with the messiest of delights.

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March 24, 2006

Games People Play

Opening up your fantasies can be a lot of fun.

There is a phrase for lesbians nearing the end of their relationship and it's referred to as "lesbian bed death." However, I'm not exactly sure that the phrase simply refers to dykes, but rather it seems that it could be applied to any couple whose sex life has become as exciting as watching a plant grow.

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March 23, 2006

Sex, Drugs and Customer Service

Before turning to writing porn reviews full-time, I worked in several call centers subcontracted to some major American companies. Lately, call centers have gotten a bad rep, especially now that more of them are overseas. I'll refrain from writing a long exposé but let's just say customer service doesn't just suck for the people calling.

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March 22, 2006

Porn For iPods

Well, I suppose it isn't a surprise that sooner or later, porn would be optimized for your portable iPod or PSP. Yep, that's right, there is a whole site devoted to Porno 4 Portables and it is actually quite inventive in its displays of pussy pounding and hardcore chicks showing off their ample assets.

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March 21, 2006

Online Shopping for Escorts

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Have you ever gone on a blind date and felt completely misled when you met face-to-face? I think it has happened to pretty much everyone. On a regular date, you have some options but when it's paid companionship, the terms are less flexible and you can lose more than just your valuable time. That's where a site like Beautiful Companion comes into play. It takes the guesswork out of securing professional escorts.

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March 20, 2006

Asshole Fever

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When you feel the temperature rising during a hot fuck session with your girl, take a moment and look into her eyes. You might be looking at a similar condition that afflicts the hot honeys of Asshole Fever. These chicks love everything anal, whether it be straight ass fucking, hot double penetration, or messy cum dripping holes. They take on numerous guys, sometimes with their friends, and show that rear penetration is often ten times hotter than simple pussy fucking.

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March 18, 2006

More Rubber in Porn

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I was thinking about what it is that I love about certain porn sites? Obviously, there are sites that just completely turn me on and in this case, it occurs to me that I'm not too picky about niche. At least I don't favour one niche over another as long as it turns me on!

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March 17, 2006

Who Needs Sex

Sex didn't always exist. There are plenty of organisms that do quite well without it even now, at least on the unicellular level, reproducing by splitting themselves in half with no muss, no fuss, and no costly dinner-and-a-movie dates. The process is called fission and it couldn't be simpler. Cells in our body do it all the time.

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March 16, 2006

And The Bride Wore Nothing

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Queen Victoria popularized wearing a white wedding dress as a symbol of purity of heart and innocence. As time has gone by, many have interpreted the color white as implying a bride is innocent and pure by spectators inferring that she is a virgin. Countries around the world have adopted the white tradition even in China wear traditionally brides wore red, the color of happiness. Now the Chinese have come up with a new trend. It drops the virginal dresses, makes many parents see red and gives an entirely new meaning to the term, "blushing bride."

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March 15, 2006

Procreation

As far as Nature's concerned, we have one purpose: procreation. Nature doesn't care how we do it-whether we impress women with big buildings or works of art or scads of money or beautiful poetry-all nature wants is that the sperm meets the egg and that the resulting female or male reach an age where he or she can repeat the entire operation: procreation.

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March 14, 2006

Pussy Dressing

How far will we go?

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Okay, I can understand bigger breasts or smaller breasts, liposuction and face lifts, but pussy reconstruction? Seriously, are women out of their bleeding minds! (Jill Kelly not included, I just love this pussy revealing pic :D). Apparently, the new trend is not only labia reconstruction, but also clitoral hood and hymen reconstruction.

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March 13, 2006

Snow

A crappy day, troublesome and difficult, and then at night it started to snow. I had to walk out to the store to get food for the dog, and came back cold and wet. Fed the damned dog, then went upstairs.

She was in bed reading, looking like a picture, her hair down, wearing something thin and pink that tied over her breasts. The room was gold with lamplight and when she looked at me I saw that same softness in her eyes as I'd seen in the snow outside, calm and quiet and deep. She put down her book as I undressed, then slid down and held the blankets open for me as I climbed into bed.

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March 11, 2006

Mutual Pleasure

Sex is the only activity I can think of in which you receive pleasure and give pleasure at the same time. In other words, doing it to someone else feels good to you too, at the very moment you're doing it.

There are other things that seem like they could fit this bill. Certainly, giving my lover a back rub feels good to her and I enjoy it too, but let's be serious. I'm doing it because I'm expecting she's going to do something good to me in return. Or if not, if I'm just doing it because I like the feel of her skin under my hands, well, that's sexual, isn't it?

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March 10, 2006

Ogling

A picture tells a thousand words

Women are suave. They are subtle, appreciative of the sights in front of them and never give away their sexual interest when looking at men or women. At least most don't. In fact, girls are experts at looking at tits, asses, and even the hypnotic swinging pendulum of male joggers, and guys barely notice their gazing.

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March 9, 2006

The Zap Moment

You walk into the party and you're not happy to be there. You scan the crowd, already looking for the exits, when you see her and your eyes lock with an almost audible click!. This isn't the boingg! you feel when you see a knock-out or the a-oo-gah! that tells you she wants to have sex with you. This is a click, deep and visceral, that you feel in your balls. A moment later she lifts her chin and looks away, but now the hunt is on. You have to talk to her and find out what she did to you. You've just experiences a Zap moment.

I had to write a scene lately with a big, fat Zap moment in it, and so I sat down and tried to figure out what it is. At first I thought it was easy-it's someone who find you interesting. but then I realized that's not it. Sexual interest is more often the sidelong glance, the checking up-and-down.

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March 8, 2006

Clothing Optional Work

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It seems like a lifetime ago now but last year after suffering an accident that broke my pelvis in two places, I had to spend 7 weeks working from home while I recovered. Having worked all my life in offices, I have to say that it was at times lonely working from home but it definitely had some perks too.

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March 7, 2006

Winning Porn Stars Winning Wine

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It's always good to have a backup plan in life. Porn actors as do regular actors, supermodels and professional athletes often face careers that may not last a lifetime as getting older may eventually mean being put out to pasture. X-rated performers like their mainstream counterparts may seek to expand their careers by turning to concentrate on other aspects of their industry such as producing, directing or financing new talent but occasionally one hears of someone going in a completely new direction.

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March 6, 2006

Cute Angie Interview

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Cute Angie is of course cute. A dark-haired young teen from Montreal, her site features naked solo posing, masturbation and girl-on-girl fun. We asked her a few questions and when you read her responses, you'll feel like you've been transported to her charming hometown. Looking into her eyes twinkling with a certain joie de vivre, you soon understand why her seductive city makes everyone yearn to "vivre la différence" - it's obvious the difference is hot so why not live it?

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March 5, 2006

Memoirs of a whore

The pseudo-history of the prostitute

With all the hype surrounding the film Memoirs of a Geisha (Rob Marshall, 2005) over the past few months, I began to wonder about the history of prostitution. Now, it's not that a geisha was originally considered a prostitute, but it appears that the American occupation of Japan after WWII led to the common concept that they were prostitutes and indeed some sold themselves to soldiers as such. With this in mind, I wonder whether or not it was and always has been war that have caused the innocent and often times elite women of different and obviously losing cultures into objectified cum vessels. In one way it makes sense since the life of a soldier prior to the 20th Century would have been one where they were away from their wives for exceedingly long lengths of time. In which case, and more interesting would be the history of gigolos. ;)

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March 4, 2006

Cheap Clothes

Took her to Dot's the other day and bought her a bunch of clothes. This is one kind of clothes shopping I'm always up for, and I'm always the one who suggests it.

I don't know if Dot's is regional or not, but you probably have something similar in your area. It's a deep discount women's clothing store-girls' clothes really-extreme, trendy fashions that never made it. They range from the marginally tasteful to the downright slutty, and all at ridiculously low prices-blouses for $3-$5, outfits for $5-$10. For fifty bucks you can fill two shopping bags. I love the place. At these prices she can wear them once and throw them away, and she often does.

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March 3, 2006

One Size Doesn't Fit All

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Obviously, contraception whatever method you choose is going to be cheaper than the cost of raising unexpected offspring to adulthood but still normally, items marked as "one size fits all" come cheaper than a pack of decent rubbers do.

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March 2, 2006

Christine Young Interview

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When you've chosen the last name Young as Christine Young has done, a certain youthful age and appearance goes without saying. Unfortunately, age sometimes comes before beauty in our youth-obsessed culture. Not so, with Christine.

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March 1, 2006

Dignity For Sale Cheap

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Not just famous celebrities have to deal with vindictive exes releasing sordid sex tapes or naked photos. A Welsh man sold 200 snapshots of his ex-wife with the falling caption below, "She was playing away with my so-called best friend and now it's payback time".

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