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February 28, 2006

Total Super Cuties

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Well, with a site called Total Super Cuties you don't have to wonder what it contains. I was happy to find that the cuties inside were all just over eighteen and quite gorgeous. These beauties look like they've just walked off any campus across the country into the photo studios of a very talented photographer. The photos are generally softcore, featuring the girls in various solo sessions.

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February 27, 2006

Milton Twins

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Sure it’s probably every guys fantasy out there to find a pair of hot blonde twins who just happen to be totally ok with getting it on together with hot guys and other equally hot chicks. Well, I guess if there is a want them somebody out there will supply so the hot Milton Twins have created their own website.

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February 26, 2006

What Sex Looks Like

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Here's some rather special dirty pictures. You won't see these anywhere else. They're magnetic resonance imaging photos (MRI) of a man and woman having sex and were taken by Dutch researchers who report their results in this paper.

The picture on the right is a simplified diagram of the one on the left so it's easier to see what's going on. The man's body is on the right (you can see his spine), the woman's is on the left. Because they were using MRI, they were able to take a photo like a slice, right through all the business. That kind of bent stick-like thing in the lower middle? Yeah. That's exactly what it is. See the testicle below it? That white thing in the woman's body just above and to the right of the head of his unit? That's her bladder. You can see his bladder too. They're empty, so they show up white.

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February 25, 2006

CockAid

Back in the disco era they came out with something called a CockAid. It was simple, sexual, and as pretty bold, but it never caught on. It was a kind of elastic ring that slipped around a man's package-around the entire works-that you then wore out to the disco. The result was it picked up your meat and two veggies and kind of thrust them out boldly into the world, and in that era of tight trousers, that was making a pretty clear and definite statement. The statement was: Look the Hell at Me!

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February 24, 2006

Smoking Felon Threatens to Sue Smoking Gun

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TheSmokingGun.com features a lot of legal documents, contracts and mug shots, often of celebrities, sometimes of frivolous lawsuits or occasionally in the case of the arrest photos just because they're funny. People featured may prefer not to be there, but given how the evidence presented makes them seem petty, immoral or plain stupid, most just suck it up. Most folks do, but apparently not all.

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February 23, 2006

Human Pheromone Phenomenon

Pheromones are chemical messengers some animals use to communicate, releasing them into the air like natural perfume (or, I guess, BO). They influence the behavior of other animals of the same species, and, nature being nature, that behavior usually involves sex.

Pheromones are well known and documented among insects, where they tend to be pretty simple substances. Some moths are so sensitive that the detection of one single molecule on a male moth's antennae will set him to quivering and searching madly about for the female who air-mailed him the message. It drives him nuts.

Of course, no sooner was that research out than people started hunting around for human pheromones, some sort of magic chemical you could spray on and make the opposite sex fall at your feet, quivering like that male moth. There was never any hard evidence found for human pheromones, but there were suggestions. A researcher found back in the '70's that co-eds who lived together began to show synchronization in their menstrual cycles, apparently by sending some sort of chemical message to one another. She finally found that by placed underarm scrapings from one woman on another woman's upper lip, she could influence the second woman's cycle. That's close, but not exactly what the guys in marketing were looking for.

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February 22, 2006

Kelly Summer Interview

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The star of Kelly Summer answered some of our questions (hedging a bit on one she considered "indiscreet"). She's blond and beautiful.

Despite responding as a bit shy to our one query, she's rather outgoing in her pictures and videos. She may still leave plenty of things to one's personal fantasies, but she not afraid to expose enough to leave little to one's imagination. From Montreal, the North American city of love comes Kelly Summer.

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February 21, 2006

The Cop and the Speeder

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There are a bunch of sexual role-playing games based on the same premise: a male figure of authority, a woman under his thumb with nothing but sex to negotiate with. The man might be a cop or detective, an army officer, a spy-catcher, a boss, a professor, a kidnapper, a pirate or desperado. The woman, no matter how she's dressed or what role she plays, is the victim.

It's basically a power-exchange game: he takes it from her. Sometimes she has to offer it, finding something he'll accept. In the end, she has to do what he wants to be released. The hidden message is clear-submit to me and find freedom. The details of the game can be delicious.

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February 20, 2006

MacGyver of Sex Erases Erectile Dysfunction

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Lately, erectile dysfunction once taboo has become a matter of mainstream pubic, I mean public discourse. Ever since Bob Dole announced the impotency of more than his political aspirations and Viagra came to the market with innocuous commercials showing how much happier people are when they're getting laid, we've known that there are solutions to this once embarrassing problem. No longer does a man need to claim that it has never happened before and that it must have been the two glasses of wine with dinner. Apparently, though, some folks are still not in the know and find other solutions to rub out ED.

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February 19, 2006

Rant

Chix need to pack away the fairy tale and get real.

What do you like most about sex? That was a question put to people in Toronto, Canada recently and in regards to their weekly city magazine's 'Sex and Love' issue. When the first answer was "the ability to be myself," I was curious, but when the fourth answer was "being beautiful and sexy and getting attention lavished on me" I thought romance novel. Seriously, surveys like this just blow my mind.

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February 18, 2006

Steroids And Sex

Every so often I get kind of tempted to fool around with steroids. I know they're illegal for athletes, and they're dangerous, but wouldn't it be nice to turn some of this flab into muscle, and some of this laissez-faire wimpiness into more a focused male edginess? I don't want to bust any veins with aggression or roid rage, but maybe a little testosterone would give me more confidence and put an attractively predatory gleam in my eye. I decided to check it out on the web.

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February 17, 2006

Cross Dressing Lite

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Image courtesy of: Only Tease

I saw this guy in a skirt the other day. A big guy, close to me in age, in a skirt cut like a kilt. He stood there waiting for a bus, in his army boots and leather jacket and the black skirt, quite masculine and not self-conscious in the least.

It wasn't what you'd call cross-dressing, really, but cross-dressing is becoming increasingly difficult to define anyhow. Women have long mastered the rules of the game, and with very enticing results, so maybe it's time men started doing the same. A girlfriend once explained to me that kilts made her hot because they made her focus on the idea of the dangly bits underneath. The very idea of a man wearing a skirt draws attention to his masculinity, a whiff of perversity. I can easily understand. After all, it parallels perfectly my hots for girls in boy's clothes.

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February 16, 2006

Marilynn's Ass

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Got a look at Marilynn Monroe's keister in an old movie the other night. It's a nice ass, to be sure, but was rather disconcertingly wide. Her whole body, in fact, seemed kind of puffy and pillowy, kind of slack and loose. She was a beautiful, sexy woman, but I wonder if she could get away with looking like that today.

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February 15, 2006

Bob Guccione and Penthouse

Bob Guccione's New York City mansion is for sale. The 75 year-old former publisher of Penthouse and other "porn " magazines has defaulted on a $25 million loan and the property's reverted to the Laurus Funds, who plan to sell it for up to $40 million. Guccine himself is suffering from throat cancer and lives in Texas now.

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February 14, 2006

Cherry Potter Interview

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Cherry Potter is a 19-year-old hottie coming to you from the northern port of porn, Montreal, Canada. Raven-haired and slender, she has small breasts and a few discreet tattoos, giving a slight bad girl edge to a seeming innocence. Nevertheless, however sweet she may seem in her pictures, she dispels whatever remaining illusion of youthful inexperience she conveys in her hardcore videos. Here's our pop Cherry quiz.

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February 13, 2006

Mazola Oil Parties

Whatever happened to Mazola Oil parties? I never got in on one and I always wanted to, but they seem to be gone, gone with the decade of the 1980's that spawned them. Google on the "Mazola Oil Parties" and you get about ten hits, none of them more than a passing reference. Search for "Oil Parties" and you get a bunch of political stuff about petroleum.

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February 12, 2006

The Male G-spot

A slightly taboo pleasure, but an acceptable term.

As a person fascinated with words and phrases, I always find the reference to the male G-spot a little bit humorous. After all, the G-spot literally means Gräfenberg spot and refers specifically to a gynaecologist's discovery within female, not male genitalia. I'm not certain when the male g-spot became a term used to describe stimulation of the prostate, but I'm running across it more and more frequently on sexuality sites. One part of me immediately thinks, jeez, can't guys find their own term, or, like early Christians taking over and replacing pagan rituals and festivities with their own celebrations, must dominant cultures constantly turn things into their own personal and empowering definitions? From a feminist point of view, there is a sense of male ownership over female sexuality in their use of the term to describe a man's pleasure point.

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February 11, 2006

Vibrating Cock Rings

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I see that Trojan, the condom maker, is now selling a vibrating penis ring. For those of you who don't know, this is an elastic ring that slips around the base of your cock and has a little vibrator attached to it. It's hard to tell from the product photo, but usually they have a battery pack/controller attached to them by a wire so it doesn't get in the way of insertion. You slip the ring over your tool, hit the switch, and supposedly turn yourself into a human vibrator. Supposedly.

I played around with these years ago. After all, the idea seems great. Women love vibrators. Vibrators make them come. Therefore, if I turn my cock into a vibrator, women will love it when we have sex.

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February 10, 2006

When at first you don't fuck-Swede..try, try again.

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Now there have always been those that have argued that sexual orientation is only a matter of choice not genetics. Nevertheless, given the choice, some German males still stick with their buddies rather than going off with some hot Swede bred imports. I guess they prefer their local Bavarian sausage to a foreign smorgasbord.

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February 9, 2006

Cyber Dildonics

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It's a great idea: sex toys that hook up to your computer, controlled by someone else on their computer. They could be in the other room or halfway around the world, it wouldn't matter. All they'd have to do is hit a key and your toy would start vibrating or buzzing or throbbing as they commanded. You could lie back and let them service you as they desired enjoying this meatware-hardware interface. It gives new meaning to cybersex. Suddenly your instant message becomes an Instant Massage.

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February 8, 2006

Deputy Perv On Duty

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One normally assumes those candid up skirt sites are often times staged. However, it's not so difficult to suspend one's disbelief to enjoy some voyeuristic soft-core, besides pursuing the real thing might get you the reputation of pervert or even arrested. However, if one was one of the people normally doing the arresting, one might expect to get away with it.

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February 7, 2006

Sluts and Porn

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Image courtesy of: Slut Auditions

I haven't heard a man refer to a woman as a "slut" since high school. At least not in an insulting way. Oh sure, angry men-men who've just been dumped, men who've been hurt-use the word quite a bit, and so do men in the throes of passion (but with caution. She might not like it even then). However, as a description of a woman's morals, I just never hear it very much from men. I hear it a lot more from women.

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February 6, 2006

Just The Right Cock Size

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What guy doesn't wish he were bigger? Maybe the late Johnny Wad, but he's dead, or that black guy you see in the pictures with the knot tied in his dick which still hangs to his knees. We want that big salami not so much for our own pleasure, but for what it can do to our lovers. (And they say guys are insensitive!) All in all, penis envy is a male phenomenon. The women seem to think it's silly.

I'll admit I'm not the world's biggest, and I'll further admit that I worry about it. I've never had any complaints. Never even had any comments about it, but still I worry. (Wouldn't she really rather be with a bigger guy? Is she just being polite?)

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February 5, 2006

Erogenoscopic Zones

Tits, ass, legs. Those are probably the most common erogenous zones for men. Or maybe I should say erogenoscopic, meaning the parts of a women that men find most arousing to look at, as opposed to erogenous, which means the parts that are most subject to stimulation. Your erogenous zones are what turns you on, your erogenoscopic zones are what turns other people on.

Supposedly, different countries and cultures go for different erogenoscopic zones. The US has long had a reputation as the home of the tit-man. In Brazil the ass is the prime mover. The thong panty and Rio bikini bottom were supposedly developed in Brazil to show off that country's favorite female asset.

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February 4, 2006

Don't Settle for Celebrity Knock-offs

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Katie Price aka Jordan is Britain's answer to America's Paris Hilton, although she does perhaps have a little more to say than "That's hot!" She is however mostly famous for being famous.

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February 3, 2006

The Game of Whore

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Image courtesy of: Arizona Whores

Recently I was talking about sexual role-playing games. There's one game I should warn you about, though, because it can evoke some surprisingly strong emotions and have unexpected consequences. It's the game of "Whore".

The idea's simple: she's a whore, a working girl, and you've picked her up. You tell her what you want and if she agrees, you negotiate a price. You lay your money on the dresser (real money, please. That's important.) and you begin. She has to give you what you're paying for. She gets to keep the money too.

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February 2, 2006

Is reality porn becoming too cliche?

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I'm in the market for new ideas.

It baffles me that reality TV has existed for as long as it has because I really can't see any artistic or even entertainment value in watching a bunch of people stab each others backs on a hardly deserted island in order to survive, some supposed stud bachelor disguising himself as a man in the market for a wife rather than a whore (we all know that's what he really wants), or various washed up celebrities completely embarrassing themselves day after day. When will this crap get off my television set! I have vowed not to get cable again until reality TV is dead and buried.

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February 1, 2006

Porn-watching Brothers Get Fries With Their Arrests

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I understand some people (you know who you are) think other drivers don't notice when you're singing out-loud along with the car radio even when you've stopped at a light with the sunroof open. Hey, as long as you're not picking your nose while you do it, that's silly but cool still. However, these fine fellows didn't clue in that other drivers might not see watching porn in the drive-thru lane at Mickee Dee's as so comical[...]

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