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October 31, 2005

Halloween Porn

Porn for a dark, fall night.

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Growing up in North America, October 31st has always been a time of costume parties for me, or at least dressing up and collecting every kind of candy that my younger self could possibly handle, which never seemed to be enough. For others in the world, November 1st is still celebrated as All Saints Day to commemorate those souls that are temporarily held up in purgatory. Of course over in Europe, they get a day off from work. Here we simply celebrate. In any case, because of the day I thought I'd try to recommend some porn sites that have some sort of a Halloween feel, unfortunately, there aren't a lot of sites around, though.

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Reality Porn Craze

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I suppose it was bound to happen that the reality based craze of television would eventually migrate to online porn sites. Over the past couple of years there have been an increasing number of collections that bill their content as being reality based. Most of them find girls right off the street and persuade them to carry out various sexual play on camera for the first time supposedly (Bangbus is a classic). My main question is how much are we supposed to believe is actually reality and how much of it is cleverly conceived studio productions that only lend the appearance of reality?

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October 30, 2005

Erotic Comic Sites

What does a cartoon do for a person anyhow?

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As I'm sure I've mentioned, and if I haven't, then I'll say it again: I am a writer. Well, it's obvious that this is something I do for Rabbits Reviews, but I'm also an erotic writer. The thing about porn is that it comes in just about every form, and I even noticed in a news byte the other day that porn is coming to a cell phone near you! Aside from this, there are comics and stories that really don't fit into the realm of most porn categories because of their largely fictive quality.

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October 29, 2005

Squirting Pussies

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Prior to checking out some of these sites for review, I had honestly never heard of girls who could squirt from their pussy. I don’t even remember hearing about it until a couple of years ago and it got me wondering whether or not the most precious of all playthings, that is, snatch, could be evolving. For centuries guys have by necessity been able to spurt their seed wherever their please but gals have been satisfied with just being stuffed full and squirming in the throes of their own orgasms.

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October 28, 2005

Drunken Moms Deliver Intoxicating Progeny

It may seem to be odd to get self-righteous about pornography. However, seeing enormous amounts of porn for a living has desensitized me from excitement over merely naked bodies. I expect substance from the images I see. That’s why it really burns me when a site tries to cash in on the latest trend in fetishes. It’s an insult to viewers when a niche is exploited to turn a buck but the content doesn’t deliver the theme. It’s as if the site developers don’t respect the tastes of their consumers. Sometimes I wonder if it’s intentional or if they simply...

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October 27, 2005

Locker Room Stories

Slipping into the dirty female mind

My friends and I were pretty open with each other about our sexual adventures back in University. In fact, the stereotype that guys do more bragging and talking about sex than girls seems almost funny.

In my crowd, most guys talk about having sex, but they really aren't all that descriptive when they do. Chicks on the other hand are exceptionally dirty and extremely vivid when they talk about fucking. If a girlfriend is in any way shy then the other babes in the room haggle and coerce her for much, much greater detail!

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October 26, 2005

Online Porn Mags

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If you’re like me then you remember growing up and sneaking into the local magazine or book shop and buying your first adult magazine. Whether it was Penthouse or Playboy or Playgirl there was a certain thrill that accompanied going up to the register and nervously buying the skin rag. Then, getting it home felt like you had won the lottery as you thumbed through the tantalizing pages and discovered what sex was really all about.

I have over the months discovered that many of our favorite magazines have crossed over into the online community as they have created websites of their popular magazines (see Swank Mag, 40 Something Mag, Genesis Magazine). These new ventures are slicker and more commercial than their predecessors. This is met with mixed emotions by me, because it just seems like the end of an era as you can easily now find most adult magazines online whereas in the past you felt excitement when the newest issue was put on the shelves.

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October 25, 2005

Adult Dating Sites

Over the past years are sites that are billing themselves as online hookup destinations became more and more popular. Basically they are personals sites that screen their members to ensure they’re adults and then provide a forum for finding easy sex. Adult dating sites range from gay guys to swinging couples and older mature couples. This whole concept is quite innovative, as it lessens the time required to find a nice hookup.

In the olden days as the internet first emerged people would have to troll for hours to meet someone that they found attractive and who was looking for the same things sexually. Now with just a simple search mechanism on these sites you can find entire lists of people looking for exactly the same things you are.

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October 24, 2005

Big Cock Porn

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Seeing a list of big cock porn sites got me to thinking if there was such a thing as too big. In all communities of sex, both gay and straight, it seems that the pinnacle of masculinity is a big cock swinging between legs. Now the guy who possesses the monster cock can be butt ugly but as long as his dong is sufficiently long it seems to almost hypnotize whoever is sucking it or being fucked by it. Given that the average cock is about six inches long, it makes me wonder if these twelve inch pricks are making women (and men) unrealistically expect something more than they’re going to get in the bedroom. And come on, really now, what can a twelve inch cock do that a six or seven inch one cannot (besides stretch the jaw uncomfortably).

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October 23, 2005

Porn Movies

They aren't as ancient as I thought.

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It appears that the first real pornographic movie wasn't made until the seventies. I was actually kind of shocked to read that. I recall in a film class that many early silent movies were geared toward erotic shots of women in stockings lifting their skirts and showing their nickers, and I could have sworn that eventually these types of films made their way into the burlesque theatre. I had no idea that the first porn film with a plot didn't receive a general theatrical release until 1970. That movie was called Mona: the virgin nymph, from Bill Osco, who I assume is more famous for his association with Flesh Gordon (1974), which has got to be one of the most hilarious porn movies in my recollection.

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October 22, 2005

Porn Network Sites

We all have certain little things that just annoy the hell out of us when they happen. For me, one of them is infrequent updates to adult sites. Now I know that you really shouldn’t expect daily updates to collections that obviously haven’t been updated since the early 1970s, but there are a number out there that on the initial pages at least, seem to be pretty current in their updates. Then when you purchase a membership and get into the actual archive you realize that there are about two updates per month. That certainly does not justify the cost of membership in my opinion.

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October 21, 2005

MILFs

Gimme older women or give me younger, I'm not picky jolie milf

I love older women. There's a certain appeal that they have that goes beyond the typical sexy older lady that can't get enough of her husband so hunts down a boy toy. I love their intellect, their knowledge and most of all their sophistication. You just don't get that with teens, although I quite like those young babes too. In fact, there's few women I don't like, but that's beside the point. I'm actually surprised that there hasn't been a surge in Mature sites particularly since Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher married and especially since the show Desperate Housewives featured a whole season of the sexual escapades of a sexy mature babe and her lawn boy.

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October 20, 2005

Where Did All The Boys Go?

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Okay, so I mean porn star dudes. I love porn star sites. I guess the niche appeals because I love well-made photo and video content, and for the most part you can count on good quality when a big name is attached to a site. So, moments ago, I was perusing Rabbit's listing of pornstars, curious to see the various names and particularly interested in whether or not Lanni Barbie (rowr) had been reviewed and it suddenly struck me that there were only three male stars listed. It made me wonder if male pornstars, other than gay ones, really have their own sites?

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October 19, 2005

Bizarre Porn

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Did I say yuk, yet?

I thought at one time that I might become rather immune to being shocked about any porn niche, but I recently discovered that it's still possible for some porn to totally terrify me. I'm not talking about a horror scare or anything like that, but rather I'm referring to the oddest of odd in porn, or as the lead singer of Garbage once sang, "the queerest of the queer", although I'm pretty sure Shirley Manson wasn't referring to this!

Just when I thought I'd seen it all, along comes a site called Snot Girls. If you hadn't quite gotten it yet, the site combines young girls masturbating while digging into their nose, only to pull out a juicy picking that they then show off to the camera.

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October 18, 2005

Expectant Babe Creates Suspect Bulge in Boxers

When you’ve seen as much smut as I have seen, professionally and otherwise, sometimes you need your scenes kicked up a notch or two. Hence, I decided to check out the review of Pretty Preggo, despite it not earning the highest score of the latest batch. Unlike so much fetish content out there, the quality (at least of the videos) was stellar. The lack of updates and small number of current movies was problematic. It’s a damn shame since, it seems like what is available is fucking hot....

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October 17, 2005

Sex Shows

The search for something to do

Every year in my city, there is a sex show. I don't mean live intercourse or anything, but rather more like a convention and yet, I can never remember when it happens. Considering the fact that I make a living from the adult industry, I felt that it was high time that I start actively seeking events to attend if only to increase the well of my knowledge. Yet, where does one start?

I checked a number of local resources, but didn't find a damn thing and it wasn't until I hit up the Floating World that I actually found what I was looking for and voila, there was a huge event on my urban horizon!

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October 15, 2005

The News

Real life news tidbits. Really.

I come across the oddest tidbits of information when searching the Internet to read about what's up in the world or listening to the television. For example, yesterday I read a bit of fluff that Katie Holmes strict Catholic dad is extremely upset about the "possible evidence" of premarital sex with Tom Cruise. Hm, now there is an understatement if I ever heard one. Perhaps her being pregnant didn't quite make his list for "solid" evidence?

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October 14, 2005

A Chilly Reminder

It happens every year. The day the denial must end. The moment you realize it’s cold again and will be that way for several months. It hits you like a ton of bricks. Every year, you fool yourself. You forget freezing winter under the blazing summer sun. A mid-July summertime lie erases completely the cold reality of mid-January snow squalls. You dare to complain each summer that it’s too hot, until it’s too late. Suddenly the sun is gone. The heat dissipates almost overnight leaving you to wake up one frosty morning to the death of summer. It’s like a...

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October 13, 2005

Two Lovers, No Sex: What's A Girl To Do?

What an exhausting night! I'd love to be able to tell you that it's because I'm completely spent from too much sex, but quite the opposite. I'm exasperated from no sex, but plenty of fighting. I didn't even get any angry sex! Seriously, if there is fighting to be had, then there should be a serving of good, old-fashioned raw fucking to go along with it. After all, a person can't subsist on 'I love you' sex day in and day out. A relationship needs variety! Well, at least I think so.

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October 12, 2005

Spanish Flies

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Fact or fiction?

When I was little, the Spanish Fly was an often-quoted aphrodisiac renowned for it's legendary power to make people hornier than hell. As I grew up, I wondered if the Spanish Fly wasn't just as odious as the ever-elusive Sea Monkey, or any other bogus marketing scam for that matter.

In looking up oysters for research purposes, I happened upon this aphrodisiac once again and it reminded me that I never did figure out whether the powder was for real or not. It turns out that the substance is comes from the Blister Beetle according to Wikipedia, has a long history from the ancient times of Hippocrates to the orgies of the Marquis de Sade, and it was even used as a Moroccan spice blend until it was banned from their markets in the 1990's. [1]

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Food In Porn

Where no man has gone before, but at least one woman has.

After reviewing an unusual site, I simply can't get condiments off my mind. I mean, there are some very sexy food items that one can use when fucking or to make a night of sex an erotic adventure. There's the typical whipped cream, for example, or there's chocolate, strawberries, oranges and even a variety of liqueurs that go nicely with the taste of cock or pussy, but mustard?(!)

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October 11, 2005

Rabbit Takes On NN Porn

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Like the guy who had the crazy idea of mixing chocolate and peanut butter, the phenomenon of the Non-Nude (NN) sites is one that at first I’m sure many people didn’t quite understand the point of. If you think about it, why would I want to join a site where some hot chick is going to keep her clothes on? I mean I can stare at my roommates girlfriend if that’s all I wanted to see. But lucky for us, there were a few brave souls out there who took a chance and decided that there was something about NN Porn sites that could be just as interesting as the totally nude and hardcore ones.

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October 10, 2005

Nothing About Porn Today

Happy Thanksgiving to our Canadian friends

Well, today is Thanksgiving in Canada, and since the great white north provides plenty of beautiful young girls for us to feast our eyes upon, I thought I'd send out a happy day in their honour. Of course, I also happen to be Canadian, and my weekend has basically consisted of family get together's and elbowing my way through supermarkets to find a beast to roast later today. I had hoped to do something a bit different this year, like King Crab or Prime Rib roast, but it appears everyone had that same idea. After supermarket number three, and unable to find what I wanted, I caved in and bought turkey and all the fixings.

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October 9, 2005

The Man Sitting in the Corridor

I was thinking about sex. Of course, this is not unusual, since it's a hard thing not to think about when you write porn reviews every day (lol). As I've mentioned I also write erotic stories and when time allows, I usually lend my critical eye to other author's fiction.

A story that I recently looked over had a major problem. The sex was dull. It's not so much that the words used to describe the erotic action were uninteresting, but rather it was that the circumstances surrounding the sex. Basically, it was about a married couple with an uninteresting vanilla sex life, and the author meant the sex scene to be, well, erotic.

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October 8, 2005

Paris Hilton and Other Role Models

Is looking up to Jenna Jameson so different today as looking up to Madonna was 20 years ago?

I love the magazine Vanity Fair, or I do any time I see a collector’s edition, or at least an Academy Awards edition. I've been hoarding those magazines since 1998. In all honesty, I get more news these days from the Internet than from newspapers and magazines, but what an amazingly cool photo of Paris Hilton on the cover of the October issue. With equestrian trousers and black riding boots, the topless photo reminds me a lot of a picture taken of Schwarzenegger by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz. Beside Paris in bold is "Deep Throat". The article is about the Watergate fiasco, and not in any way related to Linda Lovelace, which is too bad since "Inside Deep Throat" was just released recently.

Anyhow, I came across an article in the Boston Herald by Sean L. McCarthy. It was instrumental in pointing me to this Vanity Fair edition. Parts of his article just pissed me off, although I understand he was paraphrasing a lot of conversations.

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October 7, 2005

Loud Porn Finnishes In Arrest

Probing for porn-related stories uncovered an article dated Wednesday, October 5, 2005 by Neelesh Misra, an Associated Press writer. Mr. Misra recounts how an unnamed Finnish man (I assume he has a name it just wasn’t reported) and his companion (She probably also has an identity of her own besides “Indian girlfriend of unidentified Finnish man”) were arrested after neighbors complained they heard loud-playing porn. It happened Monday night at the Finnish man's home in the town of Gurgaon, which is the center of India's information technology and outsourcing business. The hapless couple could face up to three months in...

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October 6, 2005

The Big O

Certainly, every girl has had an orgasm?

I've been writing a novel in my spare time, and finally arrived at Chapter four. My character, a dominatrix, has finally set off to where she needs to be to really get the story rolling, and as she is driving, she ends up having a thought.

"I think in the sixties, people went searching for themselves as they related to the world and other people. In the nineties, it seemed sexual identity and finding pleasure was more selfish, at least to women."

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October 5, 2005

Where The Truth Lies, Indeed

I was watching the news last night, and I pay particular attention to film news. What can I say, I'm a film festival whore. I follow as much as possible from Cannes and Fantasporto in Europe to Sundance and tiny independent festivals. Right now, it's the season for the Toronto International Film Festival, and the news last night was about a film by Canadian director, Atom Egoyan called "Where the Truth Lies."

If you think about it, the title of the film seems a little too ironic. The movie stars Kevin Bacon and Colin Firth, and is loosely based around Hollywood icons Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin. What's controversial is that the film was smacked with an NC-17 rating in the United States. For those that are not aware, the NC-17 rating in the U.S. is considered the kiss of death for a movie. The film was slapped with it by the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) supposedly for explicit sexuality in a ménage à trois. The problem with an MC-17 label for a film in the States is that many cinemas end up refusing to show it.

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October 4, 2005

Raven Riley Interview

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Raven Riley is an amateur star, which probably goes without saying when a girl has a name with that kind of alliteration in it. What may not go without saying is what a babe this raven-haired, just-turned-eighteen fox turns out to be. If you’ve ever craved to live the life of Riley, well, here’s your chance to get to know her a tiny bit better as we’ve asked those ever-probing questions that really get to the matter at hand. Figuratively, not literally, since the matter at hand for most after seeing this chick’s site is a sticky, self-explanatory substance with no need for an interview.

Question: What does a typical day for you consist of?
Raven: …Well just laying around watching t.v.( pornos preferably ;)) going to the mall with some friends, laying out, and chatting with members online and email.

Analysis: The life of Raven does seem similar to my own, what with getting paid to watch porn all day and then writing about it online afterwards. Nevertheless, my friends stopped going to the mall with me after I slipped a homemade porn video into all the DVD demo units at Circuit City and pressed play. Riley might just make new friends if she were to do the same.

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October 3, 2005

Celeb Nudes

With so much easily accessible porn out there, why is it still so exciting to see a naked celebrity? Jenna Jameson is just as sexy as Nicole Kidman, but there is something much more intriguing about seeing Kidman drop her dress to the ground in Eyes Wide Shut than Jameson doing the same in one of her many films. I have thought about this a lot (probably too much), and have come up with a pretty simple explanation: it comes down to wanting what you can't have.

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October 2, 2005

Bouncing For Loss Of Dollars

I don't go out to clubs that much anymore. Well, I don't go out to dance clubs. I prefer sitting around in a funky pub and talking, or watching a live band, even though I love dancing. However, this last Saturday night I decided what the hell. We went to the gay village where there are a lot of different mixed places that are fun, and they are all in the same vicinity. Straight clubs seem to be more spread out across the city and none of us felt like spending more money on cabs than on drinks.

However, there was one place we decided to go at the last minute just for old times sake to see what was happening. I noticed there was an attitude change among the bouncers at that particular club. Once a place of good-time lesbians, it seemed there was a new breed of posturing bouncers with attitude problems manning the door. Basically, they were picking and choosing who gets to go in, and who is not allowed to go in for whatever lame excuse they decided to muster. I watched them hassle people, including us.

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October 1, 2005

Porn dial-up users still exist?

There is a cliché sex phrase that once you go black, you never go back. When it comes to Internet connections, you could pretty much reiterate this in saying that once you discover highspeed, you wonder what the hell took you so long to get there! At one point this weekend, I used a dial-up modem, and it was like living a nightmare. All I wanted to bloody well do was check my email and it felt like it took me 50 years. If it took that long just for email, I can't even imagine trying to do a porn review, or even streaming a Windows Media porn flick, let alone download an MPEG.

In doing recent reviews for Rabbit, I noticed that some sites (footprints 4 u for example) aren't offering videos for a dial-up connection anymore. On the one hand, I can understand this because a 56k movie sucks shit. However, this kind of stuff gets me thinking, so I decided to explore the numbers.

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