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January 3, 2013

100 Bottles of Semen
Image courtesy of DListed.com.

At first I was going to talk about how Nadya Suleman isn't going to the AVN Awards even though her film "Octomom Home Alone" is nominated for four awards, including "Best Solo Release." But then I realized I didn't care! So instead I want to tell you about Uta Kohaku.

Uta is a Japanese porn actress whose next film is tentatively called "Semen Collection 2." And in order to promote the film she sent out a request on Twitter asking guys to send her their sperm. Well, her request was taken seriously by guys who put their skeet blanket aside and instead released their nightly load of jizz into an empty plastic bottle. They then wrote their names on the bottle and sent it to the beautiful Miss Kohaku.

Within a 10-day period, Uta had received over 100 bottles of man-milk. So overwhelmed and grateful was she for the loads of jizz that came to her, she promised to "care for them as if it were my own child."

In case you were wondering what she plans on doing with all those bottles of sperm, well, I can't tell you. The film has already begun shooting, but Uta hasn't said what she will be doing with all of the men's "donations."

Here are a few possibilities I came up with:

1. It's Japanese porn, so I guess the obvious answer would be some sort of bukkake thing, but maybe that's too obvious.
2. Maybe she will be handing them out on the side of the road to thirsty runners during the Tokyo marathon.
3. She could use them to make a point about recycling. Instead of filling landfills with plastic bottles, fill plastic bottles with your sperm.

The possibilities are endless, but I guess we will just have to wait until the film is released to find out.

Before I sign off this week, in case you missed the CNN New Year's Eve show with Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin, here is a little clip involving Griffin and Anderson's penis. I've been reading so many comments from people outraged by this. Really? Come on, people! Untie that knot in your undies and take that stick out of your ass!

And here are some Japanese porn sites to go with our theme of the day: OsakaSchoolgirls, 88Square and MyCute Asian.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at January 3, 2013 1:01 AM

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