If you've been in a long-term relationship, you know of the inevitable ups and downs. It's part of learning how to love and growing closer together. You also know that some of the biggest blow-ups can begin with the most insignificant of squabbles. One minute, you're arguing with your partner about the toilet seat or who forgot to DVR "The Voice" and the next you're violently throwing them on the couch, gripping their throat and cocking your fist back, ready to leave a fist imprint on their face. It happens.

This circumstance isn't too far off from what happened to Josh Bray, a 47-year old man who got in an altercation with his wife that necessitated a call to the police. He was arrested and ordered to appear in front of Judge John Hurley for his actions. In situations like this, you would think the judge would force Bray to pay a fine, take anger management courses and/or serve jail time. Not in this instance. Instead, using his Solomon-like wisdom, the judge sentenced the man to buy his wife flowers and a birthday card and then take her out for a night of bowling and dinner at Red Lobster. It is not known if the man pleaded with the judge for jail time instead.

In all seriousness, it's a good thing he didn't punch his wife (now that's a phrase you don't hear enough) because I have it on good authority that if he did the judge would've sentenced him to take her to Outback Steakhouse. And let me tell you something, those blooming onions ain't cheap.

The judge called the situation a "minor incident" and that his punishment would've been more severe had the altercation been dangerous. This of course leads one to wonder what kind of cases he presides over that would make him see the forcible restraint and potential assault of a spouse as being only an issue that could be atoned with a Hallmark card and a lobster roll. That reminds me of another old saying, "It's a thin line between love and 2nd degree domestic battery."

Out of curiosity, did anyone ask the missus if she wants to go bowling? I don't know about you, but the sight of heavyset people in too-small clothing, the smell of stale beer and the constant sound of collisions doesn't exactly scream romance. Also, what kind of satisfaction can this woman have, romantically or otherwise, knowing that her husband is taking her out solely by decree of the court? That's like thinking those guys picking trash off the highway are concerned citizens.

I'm not one to pass judgement on anyone's relationship, but if you have to be court-ordered to celebrate your wife's birthday, I'd say it's about time to ask your defense attorney if he knows a good divorce lawyer. Too Soon?

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If you need more flicks to make it through the winter months, you can try taking a look at a site called Only Movies. With around 219 videos it isn't as big as the other sites discussed here, but it's still got quite a bit to offer. The films can be streamed and downloaded, but you should know that they tend to offer average-quality playback. Despite being called Only Movies, the website actually gives you more than just vids, as there are also about 22 sets of pictures to look through and eight bonus sites to explore.

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Monsters Of Cock still updates, but only once a week. So far, this has added up to more than 400 movies and a matching number of photo sets. Each vid is viewable both in full-length and in a series of clips. They vary in quality based on how old they are, but most offer at least one HD option. As for the pics, they aren't high-res images, but do come in Zip folders. Your membership comes with a good 40 bonus sites.

If your babe of choice is well into her 60s, then you might think about a subscription to 60 Plus MILFs. There's no denying these chicks have been around the block when it comes to years on earth as well as experience in the sack. Most of the 43 movies are streaming only, but the newest additions can be saved and are offered in HD. There's one-on-one sex, threesomes and some interracial drilling, so there's some nice variety. There are also 47 picture galleries that you can save in Zip files and watch in slideshows. You get access to another mature sex site when you sign up, but updates are slow here.

The piece de resistance of this blog is about to be unveiled, my friends. It's called Lusty Grandmas and it gives you 284 videos of older women getting their sex on. Over half of the movies give you high-def playback and each vid also comes with a set of high-res images. You can save just your preferred images of saggy juggs and wrinkled body parts or you can seize all the pics in one go by saving them in Zip files. Updates are coming in once a week and to pass the time you can explore 35 bonus sites. There's lots of variety in the network, including anal, lesbian sex, foot-fetish smut, deep throat cock sucking and more MILFs.

There are definitely other MILF-themed websites out there that you can consider joining if you want to fuck a mommy but have to settle yummy mommy porn instead. Moms Passions is one such site, but I'll tell you right now that it doesn't have nearly as much content as the network discussed above. In fact, it only has something like 24 videos and 11 sets of pictures. Those numbers aren't great and they aren't getting any better, but at least the site has good-quality material that serves as a nice showcase for stunning MILFs who suck dick and fuck.

Cumming Matures is another MILF-themed website that's a little on the small side but still has some things going for it. It's got about 37 videos and 37 sets of pictures right now and it looks as though the website's been stuck at those numbers for a while. That's really too bad, because I'd love to see more scenes from this site. Its available ones have older women cumming on camera and being taken to orgasm with a little help from things like fists and sex toys. Most of the flicks are high-def and the pics all look good, so the content is real easy on the eyes, much like the older ladies who appear in the site's scenes.

Silverstone DVD Mobile would also do well to be viewed on a decent portable device, because whether you check out the versions marked "low-res" or "high-res," the movies always look pretty good. That goes for all of the vids, of which there are more than 600. New ones get added every five days, but there aren't any photo galleries. A nice feature is that users can check out the non-mobile version of the site.

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A couple of weeks ago about 4,300 Utah students, from kindergarteners through eighth grade, were asked to vote on what they wanted the mascot for the new Corner Canyon High School to be. Some of the votes went to Diamondbacks, Falcons and Raptors, but the most votes were for Cougars. The mountain cats are prevalent in Utah, so that makes sense, right?

Well, the school district didn't think so and after getting complaints from some parents, they overruled the choice, claiming it would be insensitive to women. I also read that some parents were uncomfortable thinking that their daughters on the cheerleading squad and drill team would be called cougars.

Best of all is that Brigham Young University's (also in Utah) mascot is Cougars. But maybe people are more lenient there because of the whole polygamy thing. I mean, if you are a young guy just getting started on your group of wives, you probably don't want to forget about those older ladies who want your young ass. It's always nice to add some experience to the group.

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Meet Crystal Warren. Actually, if you are a guy living in Brighton, U.K., there is a pretty good chance you have already met her. And there is also a pretty good chance you fucked her. Forty-two-year-old Crystal is a self-admitted sex addict who has had sex with over 1,000 men.

She lost her virginity at 15 and says that her sex addiction started pretty much right away. By the age of 17 she had already slept with over 40 people and she hasn't slowed down. Like with any addiction, Crystal needs to constantly feed her sexual desire.

At work she would often go out hunting for sex on her lunch breaks and on weekends. She said, "I'd leave the house in the middle of the day to find men at pubs or coffee shops to pick up and take home. The feeling of satisfaction is almost instant... If I go without for a few days I start to feel desperately low, depressed and lack energy. I begin to see men as sexual objects. Walking along the street, my mind races with thoughts of sex, especially with younger men."

She has had boyfriends, but before you guys out there get excited with thoughts of having a girlfriend like her who will never use the "I have a headache" excuse, she says she needs sex at least five times a day. And although guys love to talk a big game, five times a day, every single day, is a lot more than even the horniest of us can handle. (Not me, of course, but most guys.)

If you think you can keep up with her or want to go at least once, then you can check her out online at CougarLife.com, which she says, "Helps me find men who can keep up with my high sex drive."

Before we get to our third story, here is a video of a real cougar and her prey at some bar somewhere:

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Our final cougar story this week isn't a good one for all you cougars out there. Sure, you are the envy of all your friends whenever they see you with some young stud, but what they aren't envious of is the fact that you are going to die before they do.

According to a recent study, researchers from Germany's Max Planck Institute for Demographic Research found that women who marry men younger than them tend to die before their time. And the bigger the age difference, the worse it is. Women who wed men seven to nine years younger are 20 percent more likely to die than women who marry guys their own age. And if the young buck is more than 15 years her junior, that percentage jumps to 30!

And here's the kicker, folks. The study also revealed that men who marry younger women are less likely to die at any given time than men who end up with women their own age - and that percentage grows as the age gap gets bigger. So all you guys out there getting flack from women your own age about dating younger chicks, just tell them that you are doing it for your health!

That's all for now, ladies and gents. But I guess it only makes sense that I leave you with some cougar porn site suggestions, in keeping with today's theme: Seduced By A Cougar, Blacks On Cougars and Sexy Cougars.

Another reason for today's rant about CBS reality shows is that you never see the contestants on The Amazing Race have to (or even "get to") check out the Red Light districts of the countries that they visit. What's up with that? If I were making contestants run around the entire world, I'd flat out force them to go on Red Light Sex Trips. Speaking of which, there's a site called that and it's home to more than 80 movies and a matching number of photo sets. Each of those vids is in high-def and comes with a series of high-res images that can be saved in Zip folders. Unfortunately, it's been about four months since the last update, but while waiting for new material to arrive, you can check out the several bonus sites that come with your membership.

Picking Up Pussy also won't provide you with any new content, but it's actually rotating its material. On top of this, there are only about 30 movies and pretty much the same amount of image galleries. The good news is that the vids are high-def and playable on your mobiles, while the pics are high-res and downloadable in Zip folders.

To clear up any confusion, that is the ship from the Next Generation version of the series, because to pick any other version would be sad and pathetic. At 58 years old, bald and appearing in pictures dressed in full captain's gear, Alleyne has a passing resemblance to Patrick Stewart's Jean-Luc Picard, or more accurately Picard's doppelganger from the Loser Universe.

His odyssey began in the mid-90s when he fell on "a run of bad luck" which included losing the ability to continue his job as a professional DJ. Lacking any qualifications, but abundant in free time, he decided a change was necessary, so he started uprooting everything in the apartment. His wife was initially supportive, but after replacing the refrigerator with a warp coil she decided it was time to beam off the ship and find a suitable dwelling that can safely store her yogurt.

Every square inch of the apartment has been converted with alarming detail. This includes the bathroom, which is interesting because the series never really showed you the toilets on the Starship. I guess that he wanted "to boldly go where no man has gone before" and he wanted to make regular entries into the Captain's bog. Stardate 41254.7 at 0700 hours - After orbiting and probing Myanus evidence of last night's spicy corn curry detected.

In 1998, Alleyne thought his obsessive hobby would make for a good business and he started 24th Century Design, offering to do to your apartment what he did to his for a nominal fee. As it turns out, there isn't really a market for people who want to update their 21st century dwelling to the interior design standards of 300 years into the future because there haven't been any known customers looking for his expertise. Perhaps it's because Alleyne's area of expertise is the Transporter Room which, when you think about it, is nothing more than a 24th century bus depot.

By his own estimate, Alleyne has spent over 100,000 British Pounds (roughly $200,000 in American money) on his endeavour, maxing out 14 credit cards in the process. With no income to speak of, it was only a matter of time before things would go belly up and in 2007, he was forced to declare bankruptcy. Despite this setback, he soldiered on, using his income support checks to keep the project going.

This past week, however, Alleyne received news far worse than any tribble infestation; he is being forced to move out of his apartment. As it turns out, the hundreds of hours and thousands of dollars he spent on renovations was for a property he did not actually own. Rather, it's his separated wife whose name is on the deed and with their divorce finalized, he was given his notice to leave. It's ironic that a man's continual attempts to divorce himself from reality come to an end in the form of divorce papers.

To make matters worse, the missus has no interest in selling the apartment as-is to some super fan. Instead, she is going to take down all of the work and sell the dwelling as a "conventional apartment." Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, as they say. When he heard the news, Alleyne said he wept and that he still has trouble accepting that it's the end of the dream. He refers to the apartment as his "life's work," which brings to mind great achievements like the Sistine Chapel. Then again, it also sounds like a something a serial killer would say. I suppose his apartment lies somewhere in the middle.

I know what you're thinking; why pick on this guy for having a hobby? He isn't hurting anyone. Besides, nerd is the new cool, right? Surely, spending almost 20 years of your life meticulously transforming a one-bedroom apartment owned by your estranged wife into an exact replica of a set to a now-defunct sci-fi TV show and costing yourself your reputation and financial security in the process is a sign of a stable, rational mind and not not someone in the harrowing throes of a mid-life crisis.

I guess that now this loser has been jettisoned from his starship without the protection of any escape pod, this homeless fan is going to have a whole new enterprise: Namely trekking from dumpster to dumpster looking for any signs of life sustaining scraps of food. He'll really need to "Klingon" to any kind of hope just so he can survive. Too soon?

Aerobicise is a small site, but it's worth mentioning since it's got a unique concept. You can watch slender, leotard-clad hotties dance around in a choreographed dance in a big room. If you've ever had a thing for ballerinas or just dancers in general, you might like what the 10 movies have to offer. You can choose from four different formats, including one for your mobile device, and you'll get excellent-quality playback. You won't get any photos or any updates, so that's more than a little disappointing. You might wonder why you'd shell out cash for such a small collection, but as I said it's a really original site and the price is very low.

I Heart Eden features a really hot chick and she doesn't want to give you too much (like most non nude models) She slips out of some of her clothes, but she keeps the goodies hidden. She's also been keeping the updates hidden as well since it's been a while since anything new has been added here. To further dampen your spirits (and not your drawers), she only posted eight videos and 49 photo sets before signing off for good. The movies are short and mediocre in quality, but the pics are high-res and are more impressive. You'll need some bonuses to fill out your membership here, so the additional photos, desktop wallpaper and 11 bonus sites (soft and hardcore) will do just that.

Candy Monroe doesn't seem to match my friend's criteria of what constitutes an interracial wife, but those interested in seeing black dudes fuck a white babe who makes cuckolds out of her white lovers will get a thrill out of her site. What won't be so thrilling is learning that updates have stopped. There are over 65 movies and a matching number of pic sets. The vids come in full-length and in a series of clips, but both are only average in quality. The pic sets contain high-res images, though, as well as come downloadable in a series of Zip folders. You also get access to roughly 20 bonus sites.

Given its sitename, I shouldn't have to tell anyone what kind of content can be found on Pure Interracial. In case you couldn't figure it out, it's black dudes fucking white chicks. However, there's not a lot of it going on. There are less than 20 movies and only about a dozen of them come with photo galleries. On top of this, the content is being rotated. On the plus side, the vids offer good-quality playback, while the pics also look pretty good, despite not being high-res. You can take a look at several bonus sites.

Real Orgasms, with its 33 videos and 33 picture galleries, may not keep you busy for real long. The chicks get down and frisky with their bad selves, but the video playback is merely average. Add all this to the fact that the site is no longer adding new porn and you've got yourself a big question mark on why you should hand your cash over. The picture sets each hold about 150 pics each of the same action you'll see in the videos. They're crisp and look good. The material is focused on the babes and their handiwork on their poons. With toys and their hands, they bring those beavers to climax and you get a nice close-up view. Any long-term value for this site comes from the bonus sites. You get access to the 20 site in the Reality Kings network when you sign up and these give you more porn, like sizzling Latin chicks, butt fucking, cumshots, reality porn and big boobs.

Yanks sounds like it would be a porn site that is focused on men tugging on their privates or chicks doing it for them, but it actually showcases hot women masturbating. Updates are pretty frequent on this site and they already have about 810 videos and 741 photo sets for you to see. There are over 300 chicks here who pleasure themselves for the camera, so you're basically guaranteed to cum quite a few times. The typical scene lasts about five to 10 minutes and are usually accompanied by an interview so you get to know the performer a bit better. The playback on the movies is great and there are some HD flicks offered as well. You can save the picture sets in Zip files if you want to grab them quickly. Bonuses include some videos and 200 photo sets. There are also some feeds that cover different niches. If you got a little excited when you thought this site was about dudes jerking it, you might like the site, Club Stroke, which is included with your subscription here.

In my most recent erotic stories for women that I've written, several have all had scenes related to CFNM. If you're wondering what that's an acronym for, then check out CFNM Secrets. It stars chicks who stay fully clothed while they give handjobs and blowjobs to dudes, as well as keep most of their clothes on while finally having their pussies pounded. The site offers about 50 episodes that offer good-quality playback, but I remember spotting some HD options now and then, too. The pics aren't high-res, but still look good and can be saved in Zip files. Updates are on the slow side, but your membership comes with 30 bonus sites.

The Pussy Licker is an oral POV site with a twist geared towards the fairer sex. Instead of having chicks suck a camera guy's cock, it shows us a dude going down on women. The vids offer stellar-quality playback, but the pics aren't high-res. There's a bit less than 30 episodes in total, but don't expect to see more in the future, because updates have been discontinued. On the plus side, a membership comes with access to bonus sites.

I thought Footville would have some kind of "city" theme or something, but I'm guessing it's the name of the shoe store where all of the foot fetish action takes place. The hot chicks walk in with their sexy feet and leave with a free pair of shoes and usually some spunk on their feet. The scripted scenes mix the foot content and the hardcore well and you'll get nice shots of the babes trying on shoes and then giving footjobs and getting toes sucked and jizzed on. The 36 videos are great in quality and the 36 clear image sets are downloadable in Zip files, but that's as much as you're going to get here. It looks like this shoe store has closed its doors. Must have been all those free shoes they were just giving away. You'll get access to nine bonus sites when you sign up, but some aren't updating either and don't seem to focus on feet.

Foot Orgies gives you the impression that you're going to see multiple feet at once.
That is the case and you can watch chicks hump legs and feet and stick toes in pussies and more. The navigation here is less than thrilling and you'll get way more photo sets than videos. There are about 963 photo sets and only 44 movies. Moreover, updating has stopped and the video quality is below average. I would think this foot fetish site is geared more toward those who like foot photos. That said, you do get some foot porn in the bonuses. You'll have access to one bonus site when you sign up and you'll gain entry to one more each week you stay a member. The foot-focused bonus sites are still updating and will give you larger video sections.

We received an overwhelming response this year from you, our readers. It's because of that kind of input, interaction and patronage from you all that we've been going strong, so we sincerely thank you for that. Nevertheless, whittling down the finalists, even with all the great feedback, has been difficult.

We will be announcing the winners the first week of March. Congratulations to all of the nominees and good luck!

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