Our Reviewers
The RabbitsReviews writing team consists of porn collectors and avid porn purveyors, so we all have a surfer's understanding of what makes a paysite great. After checking out each site, the assigned team member gets down to the business of writing. You'll often hear writers proud of their best lines, reading out sections of their reviews and getting reactions - both good and bad - from the rest of us. However, you shouldn't expect that it's all work and no play. We know one another well, so jokes and laughter fly freely, ensuring that our dynamic day-to-day experience leads to an entertaining daily read for you.
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Name: | Rabbit | |
| Favorite Quote: | "Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy for those who think." -Horace Walpole | ||
| Favorite Sites: | Reality Kings, Sweet Members, Bangbros Network, Brain Pass | ||
| Porn Reviews: | 304 | Average Score: 67 | |
| Dating Reviews: | 4 | Average Score: 75 | |
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Name: | A.K. Anderson | |
| Favorite Quote: | "Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." -Woody Allen | ||
| Favorite Sites: | Euro Sex Parties, Nubiles.net, Idols 69, Sapphic Erotica | ||
| Porn Reviews: | 1476 | Average Score: 66 | |
| Dating Reviews: | 0 | Average Score: 0 | |
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Name: | Will Peters | |
| Favorite Quote: | "If you can't take a joke, don't be one." -I don't know who said it first. | ||
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| Porn Reviews: | 1415 | Average Score: 65 | |
| Dating Reviews: | 37 | Average Score: 73 | |
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Name: | Zoe Roark | |
| Favorite Quote: | "The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than black people were made for whites or women for men." -Alice Walker | ||
| Favorite Sites: | 88 Square, Four Finger Club, Video Box, New Sensations | ||
| Porn Reviews: | 264 | Average Score: 67 | |
| Dating Reviews: | 0 | Average Score: 0 | |
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Name: | Chris Parker | |
| Favorite Quote: | "With great power comes great responsibility." -Stan Lee |
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| Favorite Sites: | Velvet Mag, Lexington Steele, Bobbie Billard | ||
| Porn Reviews: | 961 | Average Score: 65 | |
| Dating Reviews: | 0 | Average Score: 0 | |
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Name: | Wayne King | |
| Favorite Quote: | "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." –Frank Sinatra |
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| Favorite Sites: | Reality Kings, Video Box, Bangbros Network | ||
| Porn Reviews: | 119 | Average Score: 66 | |
| Dating Reviews: | 0 | Average Score: 0 | |
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Name: | April Scott | |
| Favorite Quote: | "When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad I'm better." -Mae West. |
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| Favorite Sites: | Ladies Fuck Gents, Ass Smoothie, Extreme Holly | ||
| Porn Reviews: | 190 | Average Score: 64 | |
| Dating Reviews: | 0 | Average Score: 0 | |
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Name: | Adam Strong | |
| Favorite Quote: | "Any dream worth having is a dream worth fighting for." -Charles Francis Xavier | ||
| Favorite Sites: | Brazzers Network, DP Overload, Big Tits At School, Fuck Team Five | ||
| Porn Reviews: | 94 | Average Score: 62 | |
| Dating Reviews: | 0 | Average Score: 0 | |
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Name: | Dylan Taylor | |
| Favorite Quote: | "There's nothing to fear but fear itself." -Franklin D. Roosevelt | ||
| Favorite Sites: | 18 Eighteen, Women Of Playboy, ATK Galleria | ||
| Porn Reviews: | 203 | Average Score: 65 | |
| Dating Reviews: | 0 | Average Score: 0 | |
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Name: | Penelope Hall | |
| Favorite Quote: | "Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian." -Herman Melville | ||
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| Porn Reviews: | 31 | Average Score: 67 | |
| Dating Reviews: | 0 | Average Score: 0 | |
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Name: | Morris McCarthy | |
| Favorite Quote: | "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." -Bill Clinton | ||
| Favorite Sites: | Blacks On Blondes, Teen Models, AV Idolz, Lightspeed Sorority | ||
| Porn Reviews: | 257 | Average Score: 62 | |
| Dating Reviews: | 0 | Average Score: 0 | |
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Name: | Bryce Freder | |
| Favorite Quote: | "Words calculated to catch everyone may catch no one." -Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. | ||
| Favorite Sites: | Black Tgirls, Kelly Madison, Sweet Members, XL Girls | ||
| Porn Reviews: | 24 | Average Score: 64 | |
| Dating Reviews: | 0 | Average Score: 0 | |
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Name: | Suzie Finscoth | |
| Favorite Quote: | "Boredom is watered-down pain." - Ernst Jünger | ||
| Favorite Sites: | Kink On Demand, Water Bondage, Girls Out West | ||
| Porn Reviews: | 26 | Average Score: 60 | |
| Dating Reviews: | 0 | Average Score: 0 | |
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Name: | Tuesday O'Neil | |
| Favorite Quote: | "That's the stupidest thing I've heard since Lord Nelson, at the Battle of Trafalgar, raised the signal: 'England knows Lady Hamilton is a virgin, cut my arm off and poke out my eye if I'm wrong.'" - Blackadder | ||
| Favorite Sites: | Good Dyke Porn, Inked Andi | ||
| Porn Reviews: | 111 | Average Score: 66 | |
| Dating Reviews: | 0 | Average Score: 0 | |
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Name: | Melissa Koznuk | |
| Favorite Quote: | "It's why you create characters: so you can argue with yourself." -Michael Ondaatje | ||
| Favorite Sites: | ATK Premium, First Time Auditions, Met Art, Simon Scans | ||
| Porn Reviews: | 294 | Average Score: 68 | |
| Dating Reviews: | 0 | Average Score: 0 | |
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Name: | Charlie Black | |
| Favorite Quote: | "Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits." - George Carlin | ||
| Favorite Sites: | MET Art, ATK Natural and Hairy, Creampie Surprise, Hometown Amateurs | ||
| Porn Reviews: | 101 | Average Score: 65 | |
| Dating Reviews: | 0 | Average Score: 0 | |