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The RabbitsReviews writing team consists of porn collectors and avid porn purveyors, so we all have a surfer's understanding of what makes a paysite great. After checking out each site, the assigned team member gets down to the business of writing. You'll often hear writers proud of their best lines, reading out sections of their reviews and getting reactions - both good and bad - from the rest of us. However, you shouldn't expect that it's all work and no play. We know one another well, so jokes and laughter fly freely, ensuring that our dynamic day-to-day experience leads to an entertaining daily read for you.

 
Rabbit Name: Rabbit
Favorite Quote: "Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy for those who think." -Horace Walpole
Favorite Sites: RealityKings, DareDorm, BangbrosNetwork, MyFreeCams
Porn Reviews: 213 Average Score: 66
Dating Reviews: 4 Average Score: 75
 
A.K. Anderson Name: A.K. Anderson
Favorite Quote: "Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." -Woody Allen
Favorite Sites: EuroSexParties, Nubiles, Idols69, SapphicErotica
Porn Reviews: 1449 Average Score: 65
Dating Reviews: 0 Average Score: 0
 
Will Peters Name: Will Peters
Favorite Quote: "If you can't take a joke, don't be one." -I don't know who said it first.
Favorite Sites: VideoboxMen, StraightBoysJerkOff, HugeGayPass
Porn Reviews: 1521 Average Score: 64
Dating Reviews: 41 Average Score: 72
 
Zoe Roark Name: Zoe Roark
Favorite Quote: "The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than black people were made for whites or women for men." -Alice Walker
Favorite Sites: 88Square, FourFingerClub, VideoBox, NewSensations
Porn Reviews: 187 Average Score: 67
Dating Reviews: 0 Average Score: 0
 
Chris Parker Name: Chris Parker
Favorite Quote:

"With great power comes great responsibility."  -Stan Lee

Favorite Sites: VelvetMag, LexingtonSteele, RoccoSiffredi
Porn Reviews: 1176 Average Score: 64
Dating Reviews: 0 Average Score: 0
 
April Scott Name: April Scott
Favorite Quote: "When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad I'm better." -Mae West.
Favorite Sites: LadiesFuckGents, MilkEnema, ExtremeTy
Porn Reviews: 479 Average Score: 63
Dating Reviews: 0 Average Score: 0
 
Adam Strong Name: Adam Strong
Favorite Quote: "Any dream worth having is a dream worth fighting for." -Charles Francis Xavier
Favorite Sites: BrazzersNetwork, AssholeFever, Streamate, FuckTeamFive
Porn Reviews: 474 Average Score: 62
Dating Reviews: 0 Average Score: 0
 
Derrick Rogers Name: Derrick Rogers
Favorite Quote: "In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is King." Me
Favorite Sites: XArt, CzechCasting, GFRevenge
Porn Reviews: 87 Average Score: 63
Dating Reviews: 0 Average Score: 0
 
Dylan Taylor Name: Dylan Taylor
Favorite Quote: "There's nothing to fear but fear itself." -Franklin D. Roosevelt
Favorite Sites: 18Eighteen, PlayboyPlus, ATKGalleria
Porn Reviews: 148 Average Score: 64
Dating Reviews: 0 Average Score: 0
 
Penelope Hall Name: Penelope Hall
Favorite Quote: "Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian." -Herman Melville
Favorite Sites: PublicInvasion, IvanaFukalot, PornFidelity
Porn Reviews: 23 Average Score: 66
Dating Reviews: 0 Average Score: 0
 
Morris McCarthy Name: Morris McCarthy
Favorite Quote: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." -Bill Clinton
Favorite Sites: BlacksOnBlondes, TeenModels, AVIdolz
Porn Reviews: 132 Average Score: 63
Dating Reviews: 0 Average Score: 0
 
Bryce Freder Name: Bryce Freder
Favorite Quote: "Words calculated to catch everyone may catch no one." -Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.
Favorite Sites: BlackTgirls, KellyMadison, Score land, XLGirls
Porn Reviews: 22 Average Score: 63
Dating Reviews: 0 Average Score: 0
 
Suzie Finscoth Name: Suzie Finscoth
Favorite Quote: "Boredom is watered-down pain." - Ernst Jünger
Favorite Sites: Kink On Demand, Water Bondage, Girls Out West
Porn Reviews: 22 Average Score: 59
Dating Reviews: 0 Average Score: 0
 
Tuesday O'Neil Name: Tuesday O'Neil
Favorite Quote: "That's the stupidest thing I've heard since Lord Nelson, at the Battle of Trafalgar, raised the signal: 'England knows Lady Hamilton is a virgin, cut my arm off and poke out my eye if I'm wrong.'" - Blackadder
Favorite Sites: InkedAndi, IvanaFukalot, WowGirls
Porn Reviews: 76 Average Score: 63
Dating Reviews: 0 Average Score: 0
 
Melissa Koznuk Name: Melissa Koznuk
Favorite Quote: "It's why you create characters: so you can argue with yourself." -Michael Ondaatje
Favorite Sites: ATKPremium, FirstTimeAuditions, MetArt
Porn Reviews: 207 Average Score: 68
Dating Reviews: 0 Average Score: 0
 
Charlie Black Name: Charlie Black
Favorite Quote: "Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits." - George Carlin
Favorite Sites: METArt, ATKNaturalandHairy, HometownAmateurs
Porn Reviews: 65 Average Score: 65
Dating Reviews: 0 Average Score: 0
 
Wayne King Name: Wayne King
Favorite Quote:

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." –Frank Sinatra

Favorite Sites: RealityKings, VideoBox, BangbrosNetwork
Porn Reviews: 81 Average Score: 66
Dating Reviews: 0 Average Score: 0