Horny Thief Tales Review


    Horny Thief Tales Porn Review

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    • exclusive content
    • some Full HD videos
    • bonus sites

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    • no recent updates
    • no English subtitles
    • no keyword tags

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    Picture it: You and your partner in crime are breaking into a house to steal all the homeowner's valuables. While inside, you find a hot tight-bodied babe. What do you do? Well, if you're one of the studs on Horny Thief Tales, you turn on the charm and fuck the living hell out of her. Do you think the judge would be lenient on you if he knew you gave the gal an orgasm?

    As you would imagine, HornyThiefTales is a reality site. Every scene features two hooded studs breaking into a house and inevitably having sex with the horny girl inside. The scenes play out the same way in just about every case: the dudes break in, the babe awakes and/or spots the perpetrators, the guys get aggressive and the babe seductively gives in and fucks both guys.

    There are 53 videos and 53 photo sets. The "struggle" between the robbers and the girl is pretty tame, with a little struggling and screaming. In some scenes, the gals can barely keep a straight face and are smiling almost instantly. All the performers are from Eastern Europe/Russia and there are no English subtitles - not that the dialogue is important because the setup generally lasts only a minute or two.

    The videos last around 15 minutes and you have a few viewing options. You can stream them as clips that come in a couple formats or download them as both clips and full-length films that come in a Windows Media format. The full-length flicks also come in an MP4 and a good number of them are in Full HD.

    The galleries are quite big, averaging over 300 images per set. The photos are large, look good and follow the action from their respective video pretty closely. The big difference with the pics is you get more reaction shots from the performers. It's fun to see a look of shock in one pic and then a look of lust in another. Zip files are available for all the galleries.

    You won't be hurting for bonuses, either. You gain access to the 1 Pass For All Sites network that includes nearly 30 other sites like Tricky Old Teacher, Spoiled Virgins and Frisky Baby Sitters. As the titles suggest, there's a heavy emphasis on 18 to 23-year-olds, though other niches are covered in sites like Dirty Ass 2 Mouth and Horny In Hospital.

    The final verdict on Horny Thief Tales is that it's a fun reality site. Just keep in mind that although they've redesigned the interface with a darker color scheme, nothing has been added since November 2013. And with the collection being somewhat modest in size, you'll probably find yourself checking out the bonus material sooner rather than later.

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    Stats & Score

    Horny Thief Tales Stats Scores
    • 53+ Movies (avg: 15 mins)
    • 53+ Pic Sets (300 pics-per-set)
    • HD Porn
    • Streaming
    • No Download Limits
    • Photo Zip Sets
    • High Res Photos
    • No 4K Videos

    Score Breakdown

    Image Quality13/15
    Usability7/10
    UpdatesN/A
    Content Amount8/15
    Value8/10
    Exclusivity20/20
    Download / Streaming5/5
    Features4/5
    Bonus MaterialN/A
    Rabbit Score65%

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    Video Format

    Windows

    1920x10885709K

    Windows

    832x4684000K; Streaming

    MP4

    832x4682300K

    MP4

    832x4682000K; Streaming

    Reviewed by:A.K. Anderson

    Latest Review Update: May 5, 2015

    Since our last review of the site:

    • They've redesigned the site, but they haven't updated in over a year.

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